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The F Plus

The F Plusthefpl.us
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165: Redefine Paranormal

with: John Toast Jimmyfranks Portaxx Kumquatxop Lemon reading: anybodythere.net Content provided by Dole . Edited by Jimmyfranks . There's quite a bit of debate on the existence of ghosts, and all of those debates are stupid and pointless. But fortunately, there's a forum over at anybodythere.net that sidesteps the debate completely and cuts straight to the evidence. Psychic powers, paranormal investigators, chakras, demon lovers, it's all here and it's all spelled as poorly as you would expect....

Feb 15, 20151 hr 32 minEp. 165

164: Father Goose's Nursery Crimes

with: Portaxx Jimmyfranks Boots Raingear Cheapskate Lemon reading: mpregcentral.net Content provided by Cheapskate . Edited by Jimmyfranks . Mpreg is a term that means "male pregnancy". And if you know that, you've been on the internet for too long. But you're in good company, because we're gonna spend the longest hour of our lives finding out what mpreg means, what people who are into mpreg fantasize about, and what exactly they think is so sexy about the whole thing. This episode, I shouldn't ...

Feb 03, 20151 hr 14 minEp. 164

163: This Beat Is Dope

with: Boots Raingear Portaxx Kumquatxop Frank West Lemon reading: i-doser.com Content provided by Slayer of Yaks . Edited by Lemon . Drugs are expensive. Plus they're dangerous and illegal besides, so it should come as no surprise that there are swaths of people who are looking for alternative ways to get their collective swerve on. And with the sometimes predatory nature of internet marketing, it should also come as no surprise that there is a substantial number of people who try to convince th...

Jan 24, 20151 hr 33 minEp. 163

162: Eee! Pinions!

with: Boots Raingear Victor Laszlo STOG Frank West Lemon reading: epinions.com measuredup.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Lemon . "Caveat Emptor" the old adage says, but that adage is in Latin and doesn't mention the drive-thru window, so it might as well not even exist. We're looking at two different sites: ePinions and MeasuredUp, two different places on the internet where consumers can demand their voice be heard. Of course, nobody's actually going to pay any attention, but they ...

Jan 10, 20151 hr 9 minEp. 162

161: A Miserable Pile of Secrets

with: Boots Raingear Adam Bozarth Jack Chick Portaxx Lemon reading: vampirewebsite.net Content provided by JamEngulfer . Edited by Boots Raingear . Vampires, as a concept, tend to fall in and out of favor, depending on the trends of popular culture. And with that shift in trends, so too is there a flux in the number of people who pretend to be vampires for whatever reason. But fortunately, there is help! Steve Leighton, the proprietor of vampirewebsite.net is a REAL vampire, and he has tips on h...

Jan 02, 20151 hr 24 minEp. 161

160: To Serve Otherkin

with: Jack Chick Jimmyfranks Boots Raingear Acierocolotl Lemon reading: kinfood.tumblr.com Content provided by BomberJacket . Edited by Jimmyfranks . Listen buddy, I don't want to eat your human food. I might look like a human, but I'm actually a bullfrog in my soul, so I want to eat bullfrog food. Except I don't want to eat bugs because that would be totally gross. And if that doesn't make any sense, you need to check your Making Sense Privilege. This week, we're exploring the delicious recipes...

Dec 27, 20141 hr 7 minEp. 160

159: But Is It Deviantart?

with: Jimmyfranks John Toast Bunnybread Lou Fernandez Lemon reading: deviantart.com Content provided by A Meat . Edited by Jimmyfranks . We're all familiar with DeviantArt as the best place on the internet for crudely drawn pictures of Sonic The Hedgehog hit with a shrink ray and then eaten alive by the the girl in Lollipop Chainsaw. But did you know that DeviantArt also has a large archive of written work, such as poetry? And did you know that the great majority of that written work is terrible...

Dec 20, 20141 hr 10 minEp. 159

158: I Call It The Vaporhighzer

with: Kumquatxop Frank West John Toast Isfahan Lemon reading: highdeas.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Isfahan . Conventional thinking leads to conventional problems. And when a conventional problem needs an unconventional solution, you'll need to step outside of your own mind to really understand the universal problems. And maybe that all looked like gibberish to you, but I'll bet it makes a lot more sense you get super duper high first. At least, that's the typical first (and seco...

Dec 14, 20141 hr 21 minEp. 158

157: HSSSSFFFAWWW-WUGGHHHHHHH!

with: Boots Raingear Frank West Kumquatxop Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: sneezefetishforum.org Content provided by Cheapskate . Edited by Lemon . There's many non-orgasmic things that have been compared to orgasms, but probably none are quite as silly as the traditional sneeze. The subjects of tonite's episode would disagree, we're exploring SneezeFetishForum.org - a place on the Internet where interested parties can go to try to spell out sneezes, and then get super turned on at the spelling of th...

Dec 07, 20141 hr 18 minEp. 157

156: Auto Moronic Asphyxiation

with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Jimmyfranks John Toast Frank West Lemon reading: answers.yahoo.com sexwithcars.com exhaustsmokelovers.createmybb3.com Content provided by BomberJacket . Edited by Jimmyfranks . Internet eroticism is a varied, confusing, and repulsive subject. To that end, this is an episode about people who have sex with cars. Confused? Well, if you listen to this entire episode, you'll still be confused. And more than a little grossed out. But hopefully entertained. This week, Th...

Nov 27, 20141 hr 3 minEp. 156

155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence

with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Frank West Adam Bozarth Lou Fernandez Lemon reading: alien-ufos.com spaceofjoyce.tripod.com Content provided by Caroline . Edited by Boots Raingear . There's a whole lot of planets out there, but this one's mainly nimrods. We're looking at the curiously named alien-ufos.com, a very popular forum for true believers to discuss the various things aliens did to their butts. This week, The F Plus wants to get abucted (we will not state our reasons). Music used: Kool Ke...

Nov 16, 20141 hr 25 minEp. 155

154: Witchyhow.com

with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Jimmyfranks Bunnybread Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: paganlore.com Content provided by A Meat . Edited by Jimmyfranks . We've done some other magick episodes, but we haven't yet learned the spell that causes any of this to make sense, so we're gonna keep at it. This time, it's PaganLore.com, another one man website with a bunch of poorly written spell instructions and appalling web design choices. This'll be the one where it all makes sense, I'm sure. This week, The...

Nov 10, 20141 hr 11 minEp. 154

153: What A Rip Off

with: Boots Raingear Portaxx John Toast STOG Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: ripoffreport.com Content provided by LADY FRENZY . Edited by Lemon . With so many websites run by people with dubious ethics (take this one for example), we've been introduced to RipoffReport.com; an Alexa ranked website where the people who've been wronged can let the world know. With nearly 2 million reports filed, these people have a story to tell, but the story starts and ends with duh. This week, The F Plus wants to ta...

Nov 02, 20141 hr 5 minEp. 153

live3c: F Plus Live 3 | Weird Romance | Part 3

with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Adam Bozarth Edited by Jimmyfranks . It's the last leg of F Plus Live 3, and we're not running out of energy. Boots Raingear : Taken by the T-Rex by Christie Sims The Not Ready For YouTube Players : Dark Knight Reboot, part 2 Adam Bozarth : The Painting Fucker by Jonathan Platz-Halter Kumquatxop : Tears of a Clown Adam Bozarth & Frank West : Dark Knight Reboot, part 2 Music used: Lady - Yankin...

Oct 24, 201455 min

live3b: F Plus Live 3 | Weird Romance | Part 2

with: bumpgrrl Lemon Jimmyfranks Jack Chick STOG Edited by Jimmyfranks . We got a lot of love to spread still. STOG : Becoming An Elf Mommy bumpgrrl : Konigsburg's Model Lemon : Popping It by Tim Popper Jimmyfranks : Pandora's Box by Em Furey John Toast, Bunnybread & Lemon : Law & Order Fanfic 2 by Where Did Angels Go? Jack Chick : Desire Untamed by Pamela Palmer Music used: Neal Stidham - STOGvivalism...

Oct 24, 20141 hr 10 min

live3a: F Plus Live 3 | Weird Romance | Part 1

with: John Toast Isfahan Bunnybread Frank West Portaxx Edited by Jimmyfranks . From the raucous Grumpy's Bar in Downtown Minneapolis, The F Plus Live is back! This time with an overarching concept of Weird Romance, you'll be hearing pieces many different books, all written by authors with different mental problems. John Toast : Sass Girls X by Imari Imarea Isfahan : Your Alpha My Mate by WolfWriter Boots Raingear, Kumquatxop & Lemon : Law & Order Fanfic by Where Did Angels Go? Bunnybread...

Oct 24, 20141 hr 19 min

152: This Ain't Episode 152 XXX

with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Jimmyfranks Portaxx John Toast Lemon reading: AdultDVDTalk.com Content provided by Boots Raingear . Edited by Jimmyfranks . AdultDVDTalk.com is a forum where people talk about porn. And uh... Yeah, I think that pretty much covers it. This is definitely one of the gross ones. This week, The F Plus abandons our jerk off station. Music used: Duran Duran- Girls on Film Shel Silverstein-I Saw Polly In A Porny...

Oct 11, 20141 hr 13 minEp. 152

151: F Plus Sings

with: Jimmyfranks Jack Chick Isfahan STOG Lemon reading: SongWritingFever.com Content provided by Markus . Edited by Jimmyfranks . SongWritingFever.com is a place on the internet where self-professed songwriters can post lyrics without accompaniment, and it's up to the internet to build a song around what they have. Alright then, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Our first-ever musical episode has 5 ridiculists trying their best to sing the unsingable. The rest is for the remix. Music used: Arthur Conley- Swe...

Sep 13, 201457 minEp. 151

150: Snoot By The Foot

with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Kumquatxop John Toast Lemon reading: footsniffing.com Content provided by Caroline . Edited by Lemon . It's probably a complicated confluence of biology and experience that leads a person to become a foot fetishist, but it is a confluence that clearly happens very often, if the internet is to be believed. What exactly is it that these foot fetishists seem to hold as a common interest? Well, if you ask the members of The Den Of Smelly Feet, the answer is... yeah, ...

Sep 06, 20141 hr 21 minEp. 150

149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together

with: Jimmyfranks Boots Raingear Isfahan Portaxx Lemon reading: hipforums.com Content provided by A Meat . Edited by Jimmyfranks . When you get a room full of drug enthusiasts together, the topics of conversation are somewhat predictable; Terrible music, guys we ain't seen lately, and where can we get more drugs. But this episode explores what happens when those topics drift. We're going to The Hip Forums to browse some less popular forums, particularly sexuality and religion, and you WILL be ho...

Sep 01, 20141 hr 8 minEp. 149

148: Exclusive Unoriginal Content

with: Jimmyfranks Acierocolotl Kumquatxop Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: TVTropes.org Content provided by Cheapskate . Edited by Lemon . The community of contributors to tvtropes.org are clearly experts in consuming mass media. They've honed their skills in identifying devices, contrivances, holes and structure in various plots, so much so that they may have distilled fiction as a whole into simple, repeatable formulas. Does that make them good writers? Let's find out! This week, The F Plus gets 24...

Aug 23, 20141 hr 14 minEp. 148

147: This Episode Doesn't Need A Title, Man

with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop STOG Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: shroomery.org Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Boots Raingear . The understanding and definition of "truth" is constantly redefined, expanded, and re-evaluated with new information as it is learned. Fortunately for us, the brave citizenry of shroomery.org have taken more than their share of mind-expanding drugs, and now they are ready to share their knowledge. Knowledge about how to be a Muslim without believing in the Kora...

Aug 17, 20141 hr 16 minEp. 147

146: Don't Patreonize Me

with: Boots Raingear John Toast Isfahan Portaxx Lemon reading: Patreon.com Content provided by Yellow Jester . Edited by Isfahan . What is the value of art? That's very difficult to say. It's possible to get your art to sell for hundreds of millions of dollars, but first you'll have to be dead and have your life's work liquidated by David Geffen. If you're unlucky, you're a webcomic author, constantly making Tumblr posts advertising your work to an audience of nobody waiting for the day that eve...

Aug 01, 20141 hr 20 minEp. 146

145: Elon Musk Won't Return My Calls

with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Jimmyfranks Acierocolotl Lemon reading: ideas.wikia.com Content provided by A Meat . Edited by Jimmyfranks . With a good idea and a great work ethic, anyone can find success. That statement isn't true at all, but what's more important is what happens when you have a terrible idea and no work ethics. We're looking at The Idea Wiki - a place where the internet can write down its poorly considered ideas for anything at all, and then close the browser window and go ba...

Jul 26, 20141 hr 4 minEp. 145

144: Knowledge Is A Disease, I Have The Cure

with: Boots Raingear John Toast Victor Laszlo Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: ehealthforum.com Content provided by Caroline . Edited by Lemon . The American medical apparatus is a frequenct source of discussion and consternation. We all want to be healthy and live long lives, but when for-profit institutions are supposed to help us with that goal, it's easy to get disillusioned. Lucky for us (and by us I mean the podcast), there's the eHealth forums. If you got a problem, and the only thing you're lo...

Jul 20, 20141 hr 14 minEp. 144

143: Harry Potter and the Weekend Seminar

with: Boots Raingear John Toast Isfahan Kumquatxop JT Lemon reading: WizardAtLargeConsultancy.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Boots Raingear . Have you ever thought to yourself "Man, I wish a pagan would come up to me and talk to me about how their religion works"? Well, that's a service you're gonna need to pay for. This is Wizard at Large Consulting, a company which.... uh.... you know, there's cleansing and reiki and stuff. This week, The F Plus is trying to avoid calling Nazi Ch...

Jul 13, 20141 hr 15 minEp. 143

142: Indie Go Go Go Away

with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Jimmyfranks bumpgrrl Lemon reading: indiegogo.com Content provided by Driya . Edited by Lemon . Hey guys, you remember that Kickstarter episode? We found worse than that on Indie Go Go. This week, The F Plus selects donors by fuckability. Music used: Plastic Penny - Give Me Money Rolling Stones - Ain't Too Proud to Beg...

Jul 05, 201457 minEp. 142

141: We're Gonna Need A Bigger Scrote

with: Boots Raingear Frank West Acierocolotl Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: thundersplace.org Content provided by Runic . Edited by Lemon . With sex still being something of a taboo subject, feelings of sexual inadequacy can be complicated. Are you emotionally strong enough to provide a sexual experience that's mutually enjoyed as adventure, discovery, love and combat? Probably not, so how about you just yank on your wang for about 12 hours and see if that makes things any better. This is the topic...

Jun 28, 20141 hr 12 minEp. 141

140: Is There Anyone With A Life on Mars?

with: Boots Raingear Portaxx John Toast Jack Chick Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: community.mars-one.com marsonefans.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Lemon . -=ATTENTION EARTH PLEASE STAND BY FOR THE FOLLOWING URGENT MESSAGE Mars needs poets. Also copywriters. Because maybe if we draft better letters than this one we can hopefully get a couple people with some useful skills END TRANSMISSION=- This week, The F Plus' wives won't mind if we leave forever. Music used: Waiting For Guffman - ...

Jun 20, 20141 hr 6 minEp. 140

139: In a Past Life, I Was Also Insufferable

with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread STOG John Toast Lemon reading: spiritualforums.com Content provided by Cheapskate . Edited by Boots Raingear . Death is a really, really terrifying prospect, and people go through all sorts of convoluted processes to avoid thinking of their own death as an impending end. Some people make up entire past life stories for themselves that they can imagine their lives as part of a greater continuum. Other people go to the forums and read those past life stories in a si...

Jun 15, 20141 hr 18 minEp. 139
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