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The F Plus

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Terrible things, read with enthusiasm.
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138: The Sound Quality Is Inaudible

with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Isfahan Frank West Portaxx Lemon reading: www.machinadynamica.com www.head-fi.org Content provided by LADY FRENZY . Edited by Jimmyfranks . It's easy to wax poetic on the trancendant power of music as an art form. What goes beyond words, beyond thought, and into a pure rhythmic experience can change you irrevocably. And then you hear a Ke$ha song and wish music never existed. We're looking at extreme audiophiles - people who experience music in such a way that it...

Jun 01, 20141 hr 20 minEp. 138

137: Please Direct Complaints to This Hole in the Ground

with: Portaxx STOG Bunnybread Victor Laszlo Lemon reading: thepayback.com Content provided by Cheapskate . Edited by Lemon . There's a lot that can enrage a person. And while that's a perfectly reasonable feeling to have, it's best if you have friends to confide in, to share in your frustrations, and to help you grow and become a better person. But, if you don't have that, the internet has plenty of form fields. Just type words into one of those. This week, The F Plus doesn't trust that 2 year o...

May 24, 20141 hr 10 minEp. 137

136: This Testes My Limits

with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Jack Chick Kumquatxop Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: secure.kramtoad.com www.eunuchworld.org Content provided by cyberventurer . Edited by Jimmyfranks . Sometimes it's difficult to write these episode synopses, so let's do this one direct: This is the ball busting episode. Horrible things happens to balls throughout this episode, which is shorter than most. This week, The F Plus won't let you visit your dragon grandmother. Music used: Young MC - Bust A Move The Asyl...

May 11, 201447 minEp. 136

135: These Are a Few of My Favorite Kinks

with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick John Toast Kumquatxop Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: www.f-list.net Content provided by Mapled . Edited by Boots Raingear . This one is super duper gross. Anyway, The F-List (unaffiliated with The F Plus) is a community where furries can view the profiles of other furries to see if they're (cyber)sexually compatible. So, what's it take to make a love connection? Common interests, shared life goals, and enough opposing perspective to keep things interesting? Of course...

May 02, 20141 hr 26 minEp. 135

134: Build a Better Buttplug and the World Will Beat Off

with: Boots Raingear Acierocolotl Isfahan Portaxx Jack Chick Lemon reading: offbeatr.com Content provided by Cheapskate . Edited by Acierocolotl . For projects in need of crowdfunding, Kickstarter has raised a billion dollars for projects, many of which were poorly considered, but none of them were overtly sexual in nature. What's the world to do when they want to fund the next generation of innovative porno and/or pneumatic dildos? They head over to offbeatr.com. This week, The F Plus signed yo...

Apr 23, 20141 hr 15 minEp. 134

133: Coldmouth Strikes Again

with: Boots Raingear Acierocolotl Isfahan Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: IceChewing.com Content provided by Caroline . Edited by Isfahan . Alright now fellas, what's cooler than being cool? These tongues! We're spending some time on IceChewing.com. As the name would imply, it's a place on the internet for persons who chew on ice to talk to other people with the same fascination, learn about the reasons that they share their passion, then ignore medical advice and go back to their ice chewing. This ...

Apr 12, 20141 hr 17 minEp. 133

132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)

with: Boots Raingear STOG John Toast Montrith Lemon reading: www.loverslab.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by John Toast . With over 20 million units sold, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim has been a shared part of our cultural experience. It's an open world game where you can slay dragons, accept missions, and explore a world created for you. But you know what you can't do? Drink a potion to make your penis four feet long and then use it as a truncheon to assault thieves. And that's where ...

Apr 04, 20141 hr 28 minEp. 132

131: Ask a Stupid Question, Make a Stupid Podcast

with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Isfahan Frank West Lemon reading: BlurtIt.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Lemon . What is there to say about BlurtIt.com that hasn't already been said about the Visigoths? Well, quite a bit, now that I think of it. The point is that BlurtIt is a populist Q and A website, less popular than (but just as stupid as) Yahoo Answers, where people ask all sorts of dumbfounding questions about genitals touching other genitals, and then the answers prove dumbe...

Mar 29, 20141 hr 11 minEp. 131

130: Achievement Unlocked: Downloaded Podcast (40G)

with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Kumquatxop Lemon reading: www.trueachievements.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Boots Raingear . When the internet shrunk our world, it became easier for everyone to compare their own lives against those of their peers and, invariably, feel meloncholy about what they've become and eat a bunch of ice cream. But there are those who rise above this sort of thing, and they are called gamers, or more accurrately, ---+==G4/\/\RZ==+-----. We're looking at Tru...

Mar 14, 20141 hr 19 minEp. 130

129: You May Now Fistbump the Spouse

with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Victor Laszlo Frank West Lemon reading: offbeatbride.com Content provided by Cheapskate . Edited by Boots Raingear . As social mores have changed in the past century, the wedding has evolved dramatically. No longer is it a dogmatic ceremony of tradition, but it can be a celebration of love, community and family. Or it can simply be a fun party. Or, with the internet's help, it could just be another vain blog entry where you explain to a hostaged crowd what a speci...

Feb 26, 20141 hr 13 minEp. 129

128: Pioneers of Squat Cracking

with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Squiddy Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: squattheplanet.com Content provided by Dacey Mormont . Edited by Lemon . Do you ever feel imprisoned by your own life choices? Bills, jobs, responsibilities... it's like we're not even alive anymore! Wouldn't it just be nice to be out there, alone, on the road, making your own way in the world, contracting cholera and giving blowjobs to truck drivers? The people of Squat the Planet think so! This week, The F Plus makes sure the...

Feb 16, 20141 hr 21 minEp. 128

127: Cosplay to Win the Cosgame

with: Portaxx Jack Chick Isfahan Acierocolotl Kumquatxop Lemon reading: Cosplay.com Content provided by LADY FRENZY . Edited by Portaxx . Hey, did you ever have a good friend, and your friend was a really good dresser, and you thought "I'm gonna steal her entire outfit and wear it myself and pretend to be her and go to social gatherings specifically for other people who do this sort of thing?" Of course not, that would be creepy. But what if it's not a friend, but a cartoon character? Still cree...

Feb 12, 20141 hr 21 minEp. 127

126: Acquire the Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharoah

with: Bunnybread Kumquatxop Nutshell Gulag Lou Fernandez Lemon reading: www.pyradyne.com Content provided by Cheapskate . Edited by Lemon . Hey, put this wire pyramid on your head, will you? No it doesn't look stupid at all. And it aligns your chakras or something. Okay, I need $300 please. This week, The F Plus chooses between extreme detoxification and profound detoxification. Music used: The Flaming Lips - The Wizard Turns On... The Giant Silver Flashlight And Puts On His Warewolf Moccasins F...

Feb 05, 20141 hr 13 minEp. 126

125: This One's Mainly About SLEEEEEEEP.

with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks bumpgrrl Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: www.uncommonforum.com erotichypnosis.org Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Lemon . Look at your hand. Look at the detail in your hand. Look at the center of your hand. Sleep. Deepener. This week on The F Plus, your boobs are making us gay. Music used: They Might Be Giants - Hypnotist of Ladies FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak Mud - Hypnosis...

Jan 27, 20141 hr 7 minEp. 125

124: Well, Since You Asked

with: Boots Raingear Isfahan Portaxx Jimmyfranks Squiddy Lemon reading: ExperienceProject.com Content provided by Dacey Mormont . Edited by Isfahan . Finally, a place on the internet where people can talk about themselves! ExperienceProject.com caters to people with all sorts of problems, diagnoses, and opinions. The only thing that matters is that nobody has to care. This week on the F Plus, we admire our Hunger Games standee. Music used: the pAper chAse - You Will Never Take Me Alive Sex Pisto...

Jan 19, 20141 hr 23 minEp. 124

123: The Beatings Will Continue until Dinner Improves

with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Portaxx Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: christiandomesticdiscipline.net sexinchrist.com Content provided by chai tea latte . Edited by Lemon . Does a strict Christian lifestyle prohibit a kinky sex life? As you might expect, there's varying beliefs on this which are nuanced and subtle, so here's the Cliff's notes version: If it gives me a boner, God wants you to do it. We're looking at the life choices made by the Christian Domestic Discipline movement - a patriarchal...

Jan 11, 20141 hr 4 minEp. 123

122: The Gospel of Saint Jimmy Olsen

with: Boots Raingear Isfahan Jack Chick Kumquatxop Lemon reading: www.sonsofthebatman.blogspot.com Content provided by Erminea Heart . Edited by Boots Raingear . Religion is one way to find meaning in one's life, and while it may be spiritually fulfilling, it's still not as fun as sitting in your room and reading Batman comics all day. Well, fortunately these are two great tastes that can go great together. This episode is about Pop Culture Pagans - People who believe their favorite fictional ch...

Jan 06, 20141 hr 11 minEp. 122

121: A Not at All Brief History of Dozerfleet

with: Boots Raingear Acierocolotl Bunnybread Frank West Lemon reading: dozerfleet.wikia.com Content provided by Cheapskate . Edited by Lemon . The artist leads a difficult life. Struggling to make sense of the world around him, he must create what is in his heart, then endeavor to show the world the truth he believes they must understand. Of course, the artist is a sucker. What he could be doing is putting together a massive wiki talking about himself, performing the same function with a lot mor...

Dec 29, 20131 hr 8 minEp. 121

120: Treat Me Like Garbage (But Really Nice Garbage)

with: Jack Chick Kumquatxop Boots Raingear Lou Fernandez Lemon reading: www.trashcanstories.net livejournal.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Lemon . Living in the 21st century means living in a disposable world. And as human interaction becomes as cheap as the products we use to emulate that interaction, you start to think about love as a disposable commodity, ready to be thrown in the trash at a moment's notice. And then you notice you have a boner because you read the word "trash"....

Dec 20, 20131 hr 22 minEp. 120

119: How to Listen to a Podcast (Abridged, With Images)

with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jack Chick Nutshell Gulag Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: Wikihow.com Content provided by Boots Raingear . Edited by Boots Raingear . Boots wanted more WikiHow. Music used: Jesus Lizard - Horse Butter08 - How Do I Relax?...

Dec 14, 20131 hr 22 minEp. 119

118: My Little Podcast: Fandom Is Tragic

with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jack Chick Nutshell Gulag Adam Bozarth Portaxx Lemon reading: bronies.wikia.com friendshipispagan.tumblr.com Content provided by Portaxx . Edited by Portaxx . My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic premiered in 2010, almost exactly a year after The F Plus' first episode. But despite this, we've intentionally avoided the topic of Bronies throughout the podcast simply because it seemed too simple and straightforward to spend an hour going "I find cartoon horses sexy". ...

Dec 08, 20131 hr 9 minEp. 118

117: My Mistress is Machine Washable

with: Boots Raingear Isfahan STOG Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: plushielove.freeforums.org Content provided by JamEngulfer . Edited by Isfahan . Many children find comfort in stuffed animals as constant companions along their journey of growing up, providing a silent, understanding, and eternally available presence in a strange and overwhelming experience. Then, for a very very very small minority of people, those thoughts change. What was once a reliable friend becomes a masturbation sleeve, excep...

Dec 03, 20131 hr 25 minEp. 117

116: Does An Ellipsis Count As Three Words?

with: Bunnybread Isfahan Boots Raingear Lemon reading: nanowrimo.org/ Content provided by Erminea Heart . Edited by Lemon . Every year when November rolls around, conversation frequently drifts into one of two subjects: The moustache I totally would be growing if circumstances were different, and the novel I totally would be writing if circumstances were different. In this episode, we're concerned with the latter: Persons participating in National Novel Writing Month (or NaNoWriMo), mainly by ha...

Nov 25, 20131 hr 8 minEp. 116

115: Why Can't Social Studies Be More Like Call Of Duty?

with: Lemon Isfahan Adam Bozarth Boots Raingear reading: school-survival.net Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Adam Bozarth . One of the reasons why so many movies and televisions shows are set in high school is because, to varying degrees, the high school experience leaves an indelible mark on all of us. Our first experiences with sexual rejection, social politicking, and your own purpose in a greater society - these are difficult concepts which frustrated many of us when we were teenage...

Nov 11, 20131 hr 28 minEp. 115

114: I Don't Make Eye Contact On The First Date

with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Portaxx John Toast Lemon reading: love-shy.com/ Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Isfahan . In a pre-internet age, the best way for young guys who had problems finding love to meet other guys with the same problem was to ask the question "Hey dude, do you play Magic: The Gathering?" The community has become marginally more sophisticated since then and the term "incel" (involuntary celibacy) was born. "Involuntary Celibacy?" you ask, "isn't that a really irr...

Nov 02, 20131 hr 23 minEp. 114

113: Boink The Clown.

with: Jack Chick Boots Raingear Frank West Lemon reading: fetlife.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Lemon . Coulrophobia (the fear of clowns) is a word that's only about three decades old. Presumably before that, people who were terrified of clowns were just called Person Who Has Seen A Clown Before. But a much less discovered topic is the one of coulrophilia, translated from the latin it means Perverts That Get Boners When They Think About Clowns Doing It, or more simply Tuesday on F...

Oct 10, 20131 hr 16 minEp. 113

112: I've Got My Spine, I've Got My Woman Crushed

with: Boots Raingear John Toast Victor Laszlo Isfahan Lemon reading: purseboy.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Lemon . There's moments of blissful comfort that can be undeniably wonderful. To find someone that you care about, and wrap their body around your own, silently sharing a few moments of euphoric, peaceful togetherness, is there anything better than that? The people in this week's episode would say: Yes, it would be better if she was flat and she just spent an hour talking ab...

Oct 04, 20131 hr 10 minEp. 112

111: Pokemon XXX & Why?

with: Isfahan Bunnybread Boots Raingear Lemon reading: serebiiforums.com Edited by John Toast . Emily Dickinson is often quoted as saying "The heart wants what it wants." She died in 1899, over a hundred years before the popularization of the modern internet. But I put the following question to you: If Emily Dickinson was alive today, would she have an account on the Serebii.net forums? More importantly, and stay with me here, would she go on the Serebii.net forums and participate in a 100 page ...

Sep 26, 20131 hr 4 minEp. 111

110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts

with: Jack Chick Acierocolotl Isfahan Boots Raingear Lou Fernandez Lemon reading: www.yourghoststories.com/ Content provided by Al . Edited by Boots Raingear . According to a 2012 Huffington Post omnibus poll, 45% of Americans believe that ghosts are real. And according in a 2008 survey published by Psychology Today, 44% of women admit to having rape fantasies. Statistically, this leaves an inevitable overlap for those two Venn circles, and that's what we're exploring. From several sites around ...

Sep 13, 20131 hr 8 minEp. 110

109: Your Role Is Played Out

with: Boots Raingear John Toast Acierocolotl Isfahan Lemon reading: www.chickensmoothie.com/ Content provided by Cheapskate . Edited by Isfahan . As modern people, it's easy for us to find our day to day lacking in dramatic moments. Of course, it could be up to all of us to go out in the world and find our own adventure, to live the life that each of us have been briefly allotted. The thing is though, finding our own adventure sometimes means losing your internet connection, so screw it. Outside...

Aug 16, 20131 hr 10 minEp. 109
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