Score $950 worth of booze in LA - free! ■ Why haven't aliens introduced themselves? ■ Lies California tells about the homeless ■ Why is LA burning 6 months early? ■ Why politicians are scarier than aliens ■ Larry's alien abduction
LIES they are telling you about vaccines ▲ How they re-defined the word vaccine to fake you out ▲ Which Supreme being will destroy the earth? ▲ Where will the carnage commence? ▲ Identifying the most dangerous ghouls ▲ Are you an ASTCO or a LUTFA? Find out! This episode will make you IMMUNE to BS!
Which famous American career politician is now lying to kids? ● What does gubmnt claim has replaced the virus as America's most dangerous threat? ● What simple process has enabled GOMECO to control citizens? ● What did Merck pharmaceuticals say that upended Covid vaccines? ● If you're still thinking about taking the jab - LISTEN! Your life depends on it.
What Nazi war criminal did NASA choose to represent Earth in the most important and expensive time capsule of all time? ▲ How did Jimmy Carter prove himself an idiot in that same time capsule? ▲ What mid-western city made a fool of itself when it buried a new car for 50 years? ▲ Larry's predictions for the year 2065 - listen at your own risk!
Tony Spumonte is back! ♠ Why are Commies NEVER cool? ♠ Why do they hate cool people? ♠ Who are the male Karens? ♠ What do they look like? ♠ Why have they canceled cool? ♠ Why are balls and cool inextricable? ♠ Why do Karens hate it when men enjoy themselves? ♠ Find out, in this very cool episode
How vindictive, petty, Burbank California bureaucrats are destroying a small business - and YOUR freedom ▲ The Burbank cop who makes $34 4 ,000 per year ▲ The Burbank fireman who makes $419,000 per year ▲ Why the BEST jobs are gubmnt jobs ▲ The art of political warfare ▲ Sick of Big Gubmnt's abuse? This is your episode!
2 rules that ensure you'll never get screwed on a used car purchase ▲ The Cadillac that almost killed Larry ▲ Why econo-box cars are depressing ▲ The summer job that ended Larry's aspirations as a mechanic ▲ Why JD Power is B.S. ▲ The car Larry loved above all others ▲ If you like wheels, this is your episode.
What's the latest euphemism for censorship? ♠ Which is worse, Twitter or Facebook? ♠ What 3 things can you do to fight censorship? ♠ Which dead President do we need now more than ever? ♠ Is Facebook's censor actually a shell company? ♠ Listen to this episode - before it's censored!
How Marxism is destroying America ▲ Why the hive hates you ▲ How many .22 caliber shots does it take to shred a hornet's nest? ▲ Why the hive loves the words manifesto, mandate and together ▲ How the pandemic has been leveraged to tear America apart ▲ How the great American migration away from hive strongholds will be futile ▲ If you love America, you need this episode -- and pesticides!
What's more important - career or pointy chicks? ♦ Why is the FCC regulating bike bells? ♦ How did "be safe" replace "no guts, no glory?" ♦ How did risk management become a career? ♦ What 3 things should you do before re-locating? ♦ Why must travel be a critical part of your life? ♦ What thing should be your life's compass? ♦ Listen to this episode and conquer fear!
The poker table in the desert where space aliens play 5-Card Draw ▲ The place where you can find all the crap in the world ▲ The difference between crap and sh*t ▲ How many days of our lives do we waste searching for misplaced crap? ▲ Why does the Mojave lure beings from other galaxies? ▲ Doll-Head Art -- what is it and where can you buy some - cheap? ▲ Why do they play Beach Boys music in the high desert? ▲ Unlock every mystery, in this very special episode!...
Sex Magick in the Mojave - how Scientology's founder and the father of the U.S. space program teamed up to conjure the demon whore of Babalon ▌The INTEGRATRON - the dome in the desert that's a time machine ▌The dinosaurs that guard Palm Springs ▌How today's tech is tomorrow's landfill ▌ The last big idea mankind will ever have ▌Want to know the future? Listen!
Gender Reveal Parties - a ticket to the morgue? ▲ Why do parents think people care about their kid's sex? ▲ Why did Larry lock himself in a toilet for a day? ▲ The reasons most parties suck ▲ Why all parties, forever, will be masquerades ▲ 3 party foods that will gag a maggot ▲ When Larry likes blindfolds ▲ This episode can save your life!
How did America get to be so stupid? ■ Larry wins an argument and loses a girlfriend ■ America's intellectual bar is set by Barney, the purple dinosaur ■ Why JFK enrages stateists ■ HUGE lies the government is telling you ■ Chicom nukes are headed your way - you're gonna love 'em! ■ The Great Reset we all should embrace ■ What do Larry and Fran Lebowitz agree on?
Is Bruce Springsteen Jesus or Moses? ▲ Why are advertising execs dumber than worms? ▲ Why celebrity endorsements always spell disaster ▲ Springsteen's sequel to Born To Run - revealed! ▲ WTF is a "Sustainable Mobility Solution?" Jeep's parent company, a European conglomerate, has the answer ▲ If you're fed up with phony people, corporations and causes, this is your episode!
Why are Bass Pro Shops America's cultural divide? ▲ What's the real reason coastal elites hate Classic America? ▲ How did cowboys go from heroes to villains? ▲ Can anyone eat a 72 oz. steak dinner in under an hour? ▲ Did Casey Jones really crash his train or was he set up? ▲ Why Nashville is way cooler than L.A. ▲ What does Larry have in common with Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz? ▲ ALL IS REVEALED, in the 4th and final part of the Road Trip Redux
.Meet the VEAL people ▲The Great Reset – why it's a Commie plot ▲ How SJWs & snowflakes made JFK a villain ▲ What will Duke Nukem say to you? ▲ The lethal cure that can save America ▲ Why easy times make weak men – and women ▲ What made the greatest generation great?
The 108 - foot, concrete VAGINA that's tearing Brazil apart ▲ Kids - to have or not to have them ▲ When is it time to dump your girlfriend? ▲ 2 insurmountable issues that will doom any romance ▲ Why do women love the word "commitment?" ▲ Why "student loan forgiveness" is a Commie crock ▲ How to create your own holiday and piss everyone off
The new American hellscape ▼ Why 2021 is 1919 redux ▼ The death of truth and freedom ▼ America is split among IDGAFs, LUTFAs and ASTCO's - what are they and which are you? ▼ How did we get here? ▼ Where do politicians come from? (and how can we send them back?) ▼ Why cancel culture IS American culture ▼ Don't let them cancel you!
Larry's predictions for 2021 ▲ Why politicians think they are gods ▲ Why the swamp is really a sewer ▲ How Ashli Babbitt could have saved her own life (and been loved by politicians and the media) ▲ Why "legislator" and "aristocrat" are synonyms ▲ The root cause of America's turmoil ▲ 10 senators and congressmen who've been stealing from you for 384 years ▲ Why there will NEVER be term limits ▲ If you've had a belly-full of political parasites - THIS IS YOUR EPISODE!
Why you should ignore New Year's Eve/Day ▲ What the fear merchants are trying to sell you ▲ The way idiots think about New Years ▲ The brutal truth about the New Year holiday (it will set you free) ▲ How Larry finally got his fantasy New Year's Eve party ▲ The monster that lived in Larry's closet ▲ What made 5 year-old Larry puke on New Year's Eve? ▲ A Happy New Year is impossible unless you hear this episode!
Larry meets a hero in the Texas panhandle ▲ Where can you get the WORLD'S BEST HAMBURGER?▲ Discover the club - comprised of idiots - that runs our lives ▲ Why Larry should be appointed U.S. Secretary of Transportation ▲ Larry apologizes to Peanuts creator Charles Schulz ▲ What is Christmas really about?
What is the FEAR INDEX? ♠ Discover the Sheriff's Rules that Larry mocked ♠ What are Costume Kook s ? ♠ How did they bring Larry to an epiphany? ♠ What the words quaint, charming, rustic and sun-drenched really mean and why you're in for a lousy hotel or motel stay when you see them ♠ Meet the Fear Freak hotelier that Larry pissed off ♠ If you're saying F.U. to lockdowns, you need to hear this episode!...
Will "The Great Reset" be led by the Anti-Christ? ┼ Which US State Governor is today's King Herod? (Hint: he's butt ugly) ┼ When will the Star of Bethlehem re-appear? ┼ What will it mean? ┼ What happened when the star appeared, 800 years ago? ┼ How is today's world the same as it was 2,000 years ago? ┼ What were JC's two favorite words ?
From ghost towns to ghost nation - what Larry learned about America over 7,000 miles ■ Explore Uranus - not the planet, the roadside attraction in the Ozarks (yes, It's a fudge factory!) ■ Discover the two Americas, why one hates the other, and which one Larry prefers ■ Which sleaze-BAG career politician screwed YOU out of near 2 TRILLION dollars that might have saved your business? Hit the road with Larry - and get ready to rage!
Meet DETRITUS-27 - the Cosmic Doom Germ ! ▲Nuke-haters will LOVE nukes, when they promise SAFETY! ▲ What is OSFAP, and how will the sheeple FAP for Safety ? ▲The monolith that will re-set the planet▲How Insta-Martyrs become famous▲Learn how GUBMNT says to SAVE people, we must KILL people
Lonely Thanksgiving? Blues-beating fixes that work ■ Thanksgiving with obnoxious family? Larry has answers ■ Larry abuses tyrannical punk governors ■ LIVE RECORDING of family Thanksgiving as it DESCENDS into VIOLENCE! ■ Holiday advice from Charles Manson ■ How renaming Thanksgiving Flag Day and dressing like a 4-star general can make you an Instagram star
How The Godfather would be re-made today ■ The difference between males and men ■ Why Communism is a matriarchal construct ■ Were Hippies the original snowflakes? ■ Why Karl Marx was NOT a man, but a leech and a punk ■ Why the EU and North America are doomed ■ Why Commies hate manly men ■ The business / app that can save manhood and America! ■ If you are a man or just wish you were, this is your episode!
Thrust into hell? Learn how to turn it into a fun zone ■ How do we create our own hells? ■ How do we escape them? ■ Hell is real, but it's not a place - discover what hell really is and you can tame it ■ Meet the old cowboy who helped Larry turn a hellish experience into a fun memory ■ Why Will Rogers was full of sh*t ■ This episode is your get out of hell free card. Listen!
Why Commies need morons▲ Wall St. billionaires predict civil war ▲ The moronic catch phrase "journos" will be parroting ▲ Stupid people and their "magical thinking" ▲ How Larry almost killed himself with Nestle's Quik ▲ Why imbeciles think they can tame wild animals ▲ Feeling uncertain about your future? This is YOUR episode!
