The 4-word weight-loss program that ALWAYS works ■ Secrets to sticking with a diet ■ Is obesity a disease? ■ Two words that help you meet any challenge ■ What the world says when you tell it F.U. ■ How Larry's 5th grade teacher got to be a 1/4 ton man ■ The TRUE cause of obesity nobody mentions ■ If you want to lose weight - or muscle up - this is your episode!
Meet the vamp who lures Larry to corruption and the netherworld ♦ How Kalifornia is outlawing holidays, beginning with Halloween ♦ Larry calls out Kalifornia's progressive punk governor ♦ Attend the world's hottest Halloween party ♦ What kids really want out of Halloween ♦ How today's kids are ripped off by helicopter parents, the state and "safety culture" .
Where do politician/sleazebags (those are synonyms) come from? ● How to spot their lies ● Just how stupid are they? ● Are you more likely to get rich working for a corporation or the government? ● How did "lockdown" come to be accepted by the American sheeple? ● When is it okay to stab someone in their guts? ● Don't even think of voting before hearing this episode!
Why most school is CRAP ♠ The dangerous job we all do that can destroy us ♠ What are the only 3 things you really need? ♠ The X-factor that guarantees success ♠ What is Parkinson's Law and how is it ruining you life? ♠ How time sucks are actually success sucks ♠ The phrase that enables you to accomplish anything ♠ This episode will change you life - listen!
Discover autumn's greatest fragrance and maybe go to jail ■ Why NYC mayor is certifiably psychotic and may be re-naming himself Napoleon ■ WTF is a "GALA ?" ■ Larry delivers a classic American story that Commies hate ■ Larry commands hackers to wreck "Nipple Rings" Cuomo's Columbus Day virtual parade with dancing coffins and ghosts that fly up his beer-can nostrils ■ Why Starbucks is sh*t and Dunkin Donuts is great ■ You're not ready for Fall - or life - until you hear this episode!
Meet the British dominatrix inside Larry's laptop ▲What book changed Larry's life? ▲ How to laugh at death and destruction ▲ Who is stealing your peace? ▲ Why does peace beat happiness? ▲ What is FOMO and how is it a peace thief?▲ Take the Consumer Pledge of Allegiance ▲ If your life is spinning out of control, this is your episode!
Aliens WILL invade! What will be their Trojan Horse? ♠ Korean Muscle Jesus is coming... and he's pissed! ♠ Why scientists are whores and their science is crap ♠ An insider's description of hell ♠ Larry junks a "journo" ♠ Which states will secede in Civil War 2.0? ♠ For 2020, the worst is yet to come ♠ You have questions? Larry has answers, in this listen or die episode!
Meet: a PSYCHO in Oklahoma ■ a SOLDIER in the fight of his life ■ a guardian ANGEL TRUCKER ■ What 3 local businesses say " you're in DANGER?" ■ Why L.A. is already a ghost town in-the-making ■ Which states are cucked / which are not? ■ Special bonus: Larry records his own outro music ■ All this and more in the conclusion of Larry's Forbidden Road Trip!
An ancient, wise Kentuckian gives Larry an ominous prediction ■ The "historic" tavern that wasn't ■ Meet the woman who's fighting ghosts in Hayti, Missouri ■ The greatest motel chain you never heard of ■ The "Mexican" meal that could gag a maggot ■ Which states are cucked and which are not? ■ The last two employers all Americans may soon be working for ■ Is America doomed? Find out, in Part 3 of Larry's Forbidden Road Trip!
What happens when Larry demands a full refund from the Hell Motel in Oklahoma? ▲ Take a wet, white-knuckle drive through an electrical storm in the Allegheny mountains ▲ Ride out a hurricane and 4-day power-failure in the northeast ▲ Experience a seizure with Moose at 3 am in West Virginia ▲ Why does NYC still suck and who is responsible? ▲ Which has the pukier governor, NY or Wisconsin?▲ The journey continues!
Break quarantine with Larry and hitch a ride on his 6,000 mile journey in search of America ▲ Are we a nation in ruins? ▲ Can America recover from Covid and Commies? ▲ How much of what the media dishes up is lies? ▲ Why the Jack in the Box clown kicks Ronald McDonald's ass ▲ Motel Hell ▲ Ride along on the trippiest of trips...
Larry (in a Pontiac) battles Psycho Steroid Hercules • Where are the pointiest chix in North America ? • Larry almost becomes a victim • The ultimate pointy chick arcade game • Secrets to your best summer ever • How to teach a four-year-old to body surf • Meet Larry's T.N.S Dad • And more, more, more!
What's a fecal transplant , and how is it done? (It's revolting! ) ■ What's a " sensitive? " ■ What have they in common? ■ What current social malaise did a famous comedian predict in 2008? ■ Where is the town of Snowflake, USA and why do snowflakes live there? ■ What famed stage psychic read Larry's mind (and what did he see?) ■ Whether you're a canary in the coal mine or block of emotionless granite, you need this episode!...
What's on her secret first-date check list ? ♥ No eligible women in your vicinity? Larry has the answer ♥ The pitfalls/benefits of dating an ex-addict (yes, there can be benefits!) ♥ Why females hold 90% of the cards on dates ♥ Why dating is insane ♥ Key element s of long-term compatibility ♥ Whether incel or man-whore , you NEED this episode!...
The 7-foot, 400 lb., GIANT that lived in Larry's Maytag ■ Larry tops GOD with his end-of-the-world scenario ■ Larry proves the Bible, the Torah and the Vedas WRONG! ■ Were Do Applewhite and the Hale-Bopp idiots right? ■ What the comet NEOWISE is telling mankind ■ Why The Day The Earth Stood Still was Commie propaganda ■ If you think the world is spinning off its axis, this is your episode!...
DISCOVER : Dr. Fauci's prediction for GLOBAL MORTALITY due to Covid-19 ♠ The 2-part prophylactic regimen that renders him IMMUNE! ♠ How effective will the vaccine be? ♠ He confirms Covid-19 was created in a CHI-COM lab ♠ Which type of MASK is SAFEST? ♠ This episode can SAVE YOUR LIFE!...
The D istant E arly W arning system chicks use to evaluate you ▲ How be ahead of the pack in business, romance and more ▲ Are you in a " Square Peg" relationship? They're common and poison! ▲ The night all of Los Angeles stood up to PC pressure groups ▲ How an insurance company and a contractor tried to screw Larry ▲ All this and more in this heads up episode!...
Why Commies want to cancel the 4th of July ▲The 4th of July - a holiday for MEN ▲ The true meaning of Independence Day ▲ Explosives you should love ▲ How Commies are using Karens, Kids and K-9s to cancel 4th of July ▲ What YOU need to do to FIGHT BACK! ▲ Why Larry LOVES the 4th of July, and you should too.
The secret location where the last sexy Pirelli calendar is still on display ▲ Why Larry went ballistic in a corporate tire store ▲ How car repair outfits rip you off ▲ The can't-miss marketing platform that guarantees business success ▲ How a merchant made Larry a customer for life ▲ The two "P" words that mean you're gonna get screwed ▲ What Keurig coffee, Ellen DeGeneres, WiFi and the new Pirelli calendars have in common
Life lessons from Larry's Dad ■ Henry the Rooster - a house pet for a month ■ How helicopter parents steal from their kids ■ Larry reels in a sea-monster ■ Why are dads bashed by the media? ■ If you have a father, are a father or plan on being a father - this is your episode.
WTF is the "O-SQUAD?" ♠ When and how to deploy it for maximum laughs ♠ Questions that invite violence ♠ The creepy co-worker who demanded Larry's friendship ♠ How to light anyone's fuse ♠ Dealing with a problem mother-in-law ♠ How a cop and a purse snatcher fueled laughs for days and nicknames forever ♠ Nice may be smart, but nasty is a lot more fun -- proven here, in this ultra snarky episode!
It's not "civil unrest," it's a Commie coup orchestrated to take down America ▲ The Commie organizations that are behind the violence - NAMED ▲ The REAL reason America teeters on the edge of disaster ▲ The Commie politicians that are helping Antifa take over America - NAMED ▲ What's really behind cops "taking a knee" - (it's SICK) ▲ The Commie politicians who change their names - same as Hitler, Trotsky and other monsters ▲ It's OPEN SEASON ON COMMIES at That LARRY SHOW!...
Why is Central Park Karen an omen that the 2020 S CAM demic is nearly over? ■ What made her do what she did? (It wasn't fear) ■The paths to self destruction and how you can avoid them ■The 6-letter phrase that protects you from self-destruction ■ Copper Stallion - the company that's even dumber than its name ■ Nothing's more fun that stupid people doing stupid things!
What are the four pillars of inceldom? ♠ What are incels' secret signals? ♠ What is "skull-mogging," and why is Larry guilty of it? ♠ Why will Incel Terrorism be embraced by law-enforcement (even though it's bullshit)? ♠ Spotting an Incels by their wardrobe ♠ Tragic names that DOOM a guy to inceldom - (if your name's on the list, change it! ) ♠ This special Memorial Day episode will help you start your summer right.
The following creeps DO NOT want the pandemic to end: quarantine snitchers, loser-doomers, fear-mongers and panic pushers - why do they love the Wuhan virus? ▲ What's the most corrupt organization in the world?▲ Who is "Dr." Teddy-weddy and why does he suck? ▲ What will the post-pandemic world look like?▲ The hit YouTube video that says the virus is a good thing ▲ If this episode doesn't piss you off, you're already dead!
What did Larry's South Korean girlfriend teach him? ♦ Do dogs bark differently in Korea? ♦ Do game show hosts sound the same at home? ♦ Why are there no female game-show hosts? ♦ What's the soundtrack of your life - 007 or Good, Bad & Ugly? ♦ Who is that little man living inside Larry's head? ♦ Why is Jeopardy! the crappiest game show of all time? ♦ What does mung mung mean in Korean? ♦ All this and more in this audio feast of an episode!
Is timing everything? ▲ What if Weinstein and Epstein had waited until the Corona panic – would anyone have cared?▲ The 5-minute delayed call that changed everything for Larry ▲ How Larry re-created the Scottish moors in his living room ▲ Can you over-think a decision? ▲ Leave you luggage at home, this time trip is clothing-optional!
How quarantine is killing people ▲ The Govt. snitch app you can download to rat on your neighbor ▲ What’s your quaran- TEAM , the SHAB s or the GOAWA s ? ▲ Why Corona is better than cancer ▲ Larry plays guitar for the SHABS & GOAWAs ▲ If you’ve had a belly-full of lockdown, you NEED this episode!
The four elements that make suckers suckers ■ Coronavirus: the new marketing platform that should piss you off ■ Why corporate America loves stupid and lazy consumers ■ Corporations we should hate ■ How they insult our intelligence ■ Larry’s advertising epiphany ■ How X-ray specs made somebody rich and jackasses out of every buyer ■ The ‘solar-powered clothes dryer’ and the venerable con-man who created it ■ Glossary of lies politicians use to dupe voters
In old Rome, early Christians had to assemble in secrecy, Today, Easter Sunday, 2020, the same thing is happening. Who has the right say who or what is... essential?
