Why quarantine is the gift you must not waste ▲ How to squeeze opportunity from crisis ▲ Ways not to assault your family/roomies during quarantine ▲ Binge watching or self improvement – which is right for you? ▲ Why lock-down is a stupid, stupid word ▲ Why the media wants you fat, dumb and scared ▲ Where and how fortunes will be made from the pandemic ▲ This episode is your pathway to prosperity – don’t miss it!
To mask or not to mask? THEY’VE BEEN LYING TO YOU! ▼ Are you essential? ▼ Are you expendable? ▼ Lies they are telling you ▼ Your survival checklist ▼ What’s the true safe measure for social distancing? ▼ What South Korea did and why it worked ▼ How politicians are exploiting this pandemic for a power grab ▼ Larry names names and calls out the liars – in the most important episode ever.
Larry’s future-cast: CHEAP college tuition ● Macho men reclaim their birthright ● Soy-boys and snowflakes sent to the back of the line ● Hugs and handshakes are over - why that’s a good thing ● Humor returns to comedy ● Why you shouldn't believe experts ● A true and classic Larry N.Y. tale explaining the way of the universe ● The pandemic glossary you’ll love to hate ● How Britney Spears’ cans predicted 9/11 ● This is THE feel-good podcast of the pandemic!
The fear-mongers want you terrified. This is how to stay cool and strong.
What happens when Tony and Larry meet a man with a rifle on a dark mountain road? ♠ Tony wises Larry up ♠ Larry discovers there’s more to chicks than pointiness ♠ Tony goes cowboy and regrets it ♠ What are Mummers, and how did they drive Tony crazy? ♠ Tony predicts Larry’s future, years in advance ♠ Come along with Tony, Larry and their pointy chicks for an adventure in the Poconos!
What time is displayed on the Doomsday Clock? ▲ Discover the FUN method of execution everyone’s talking about, ‘Blown From A Gun!’▲ How to stop worrying and start loving the Corona virus ▲ What is the Vortex of Doom and how can you profit from it? ▲ An eyewitness account of a “Blown From A Gun” execution ▲ Why Daffy Duck and Road Runner kicked Mickey & Minnie’s asses ▲ Calm your fears and laugh at danger, in this devil-may-care episode!
High-colonic enemas – are they right for you? ♦ How to unplug – anytime, anywhere ♦ How to detox like a movie star ♦ Why did they call Larry “Houdini?” ♦ Should you swim with dry ice? ♦ Why Larry wants to hang out with Vlad Putin (and NOT Justin Trudeau) ♦ Suggested small talk for your first professional enema ♦ All this and more in this CLEANSING episode!
Beware the Coronavirus SUPER-SPREADER! ▲ The 3 easy things YOU need to establish a successful cult and GET RICH! ▲ The cult leader with 93 Rolls Royce automobiles who lectures about greed ▲ How to spot suckers that will make you rich ▲ The biker that enlightened Larry about cults ▲ All this and more in this mystical episode!
A major star. A sex therapist. How ‘journalists’ manipulated the story.♦ Why restraining orders and gun free zones are stupid ♦ How neighbors are different in L.A. ♦ The signal jamming bracelet you need to wear ♦ Airline seat recline debate… SETTLED! ♦ Why people smile when discussing murder ♦ All this and more in this deep dive into Hollywood fakery
Larry schools astrophysicists ● Proven ways to drive people nuts ● Intergalactic radio mysteries solved! ● Why ham radio & CB kick the Internet's ass ● What Larry did that made a trucker threaten to kill him ● How trucker listeners make a Larry wish come true ● Hop aboard this episode and see how we roll!
Is this the end, and if so, how you can enjoy it! ▲ Why Indonesia is smarter than USA ▲ How Corona virus will re-define heroes and crises ▲ How Corona virus and Google have revealed where the dumbest Americans live ▲ Larry’s jungle encounter with the world’s biggest rat ▲ The sailors who should not sail ▲ How the “honor system” may destroy us all ▲ How Larry’s fishing skills fed an entire cruise ship! ▲ All this and more in this infectious episode!
How to make BIG $$ from the plague ▲ How bad will it get? ▲ Did crows foretell this impending doomsday? ▲ What they should re-name Coronavirus to make it scarier ▲ Getting through your 20’s unscathed ▲ Do parents matter, and if so, how much?▲ Why I don’t give a shit about Gary Vaynerchuk, and you shouldn’t either ▲ All this and more in this contagious episode!
What’s the high desert and why does it beat the low desert? ♦ What is it about the desert that mesmerizes? ♦ What pissed off Sinatra so much he went nuts with a sledgehammer? ♦ Why did the Pharaohs really build the Sphinx? ♦ How long is the wait list to sleep in a motel room where a semi-famous guy OD'd nearly 50 years ago? ♦ What can you do to screw with people long after you die? ♦ These and other burning questions are answered when Larry returns to his favorite place, the haunted Mojave deser...
John McAfee reveals his Take No Shit credo ♠ How the CIA controls America ♠ How to play Russian Roulette and live to play again … and again! ♠ John agrees that I may be his running mate in his POTUS campaign 2020 ♠ How to extricate yourself from a job you hate ♠ His thoughts on the cast of his forthcoming biopic ♠ What makes John McAfee happiest? ♠ All this and more in Part 2 of my interview with this extraordinary outlaw!...
McAfee explains why he believes Hillary Clinton and James Comey want him dead ♠ What does John have against Santa Claus? ♠ How McAfee escaped the governments of the USA, Belize, Bahamas, Cuba and the Dominican Republic ♠ What McAfee enjoys about life on the run/in hiding ♠ What makes John a black belt in the art of Take No Shit? ♠ All this and MUCH more in this first ever interview with living legend John McAfee!
My day with radio legend Don Imus ▲ Why Larry is a New Year’s Grinch ▲ What is ‘forced gaiety,’ and why should it piss you off? ▲ Who is Baba Vanga and why do people believe her predictions? ▲ What are Larry’s 2020 predictions? ▲ Why is it still Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve , when he’s been dead for 7 years? ▲ All this and more revealed... in this milestone episode!
J.C. weighs in on retrospection, future-casting and slackers.
Meet the ghosts of Larry’s Christmas past ● The weight-lifter’s trick that helps you beat the holiday blues ● The difference between lost Christmases and haunted ones ● What you can do today to make your Christmas (and life) more enjoyable ● The vilest holiday libation ● The greatest Christmas story of all ● Merry Christmas, everyone!
A preview of Larry’s John McAfee interview! ●Why Larry’s STILL glad he helped Charlie Brown commit suicide ● Why Coca Cola thinks you’re a chooch ● The only 3 Christmas movies worth watching ● Why polar bears are NOT cute ● Larry disses cheap (but rich) party givers ● What’s pissing by candlelight , and how can it be stopped? ● All this and more in this stark look at the hellidays!
Hitch a ride with Larry in his Christmas Time Machine ♦ Meet Larry’s Magic Blue Star ♦ 39-18-33 = Barbie’s measurements = Larry’s first pointy crush ♦ Why knives can be better than guns ♦ Larry’s secret Christmas place you’ll never want to leave ♦ How Larry vandalized the family Christmas tree and got away with it ♦ Don’t do Christmas without this episode!
You’ve never heard the REAL story behind Christmas… until now.
The BEST places to meet women ( and there’s no cover charge! ) ♥ HOW to talk to women ♥ How to filter out the bad ones ♥ Chick magnets that work ♥ Where to find the right girl for you ♥ Common mistakes to avoid ♥ If you heed the advice in this episode, you will find a girlfriend by New Year’s, or your money back!
Mental health tips from Charles Manson ■ Elon Musk’s success secret, revealed ■ How to navigate the family Thanksgiving minefield ■ Reality is a demon, and he’s out to screw up your holidays ■ Why car and wine companies are to blame for all holiday misery ■ The Commie punks trying to destroy Thanksgiving ■ Bring your appetite to this feast of an episode!
From Lust to Gluttony, how far can you go? ♦ What is moral relativism and why is it crap? ♦ How can pride be a sin? ♦ What’s the difference between wrath and anger? Which one is good for you? ♦ Which is the group sin – and the deadliest? (It’s not the one you guessed!) ♦ This episode will help you look better, have more fun and avoid eternal damnation!
Bullshitters I have known ■ Why do people bullshit? ■ Good responses for bullshit ■ Where do most bullshitters live? ■ What do bullshitters drive? ■ The fake it ‘til you make it mentality ■ What is the salvage economy and why does Larry love it? ■ Which has the highest concentration of bullshitters, politics, academia or corporations? ■ Put on your hazmat suit and prepare for a deep dive into the world of bullshit!
When you finally flip out, will it be like a champ or a chump? Here are the pro tips you need.
The Pope says JC’s physical body was never resurrected. Them’s fightin’ words.
What Larry learned from the Middleweight champion of the world ♦ How a jelly-bean jar can help you select the right mate ♦ The secret strategy that wins most battles ♦ Can a name change change your life? ♦ How a pointy chick Larry never even met introduced him to a boxing legend ♦ Meet Larry’s Commie-hatin’ Cubano buddy, Francisco ♦ Relationship advice every man (and woman) can use ♦ All this and more in this epic episode!
The sickest serial killers you never heard of ▲ What happens when a psycho calls his girlfriend “Ma”▲ Why sex in a van = death ▲ How Halloween went from Charlie Brown’s Great Pumpkin to gorn ▲ The 21st century calisthenics that cause obesity ▲ Why you should always heed a creepy feeling ▲ Do you know a serial killer? ▲ Are you a serial killer?
How would J.C. have handled the push for PC costumes?
