A Bacchanalian Birthday Bash of TLS lore and reveals ▲ Thank-yous and shout outs from Larry to Dojo members ▲ Come hang at the secret club for the coolest party ever with the best crew anywhere — you!
How being voted least likely to succeed helped a dishwasher become a restaurant mogul ▲ The morons who financed NY's Empire State Building ▲ How the Cuomo brothers re-invented stupid ▲ Larry's secret podcasting "process" ▲ The last B&W photo Larry ever took ▲ Larry solves a mystery from his childhood
Larry coaches Biden on pronouncing OMICRON - can JOEY do it? ▲ Can Fauci? ▲ Biden admits he's clueless about new variant ▲ How many weasel words can Biden stuff in 1 sentence? ▲ Joey blames the pandemic on something new ▲ Fauci's pet name for Joey - revealed!
This is the 400th American Thanksgiving - why aren't we celebrating that mile stone? ▲ Why the Pilgrims were LUTFAS ▲ How ASTCO's are trying to delete Thanksgiving ▲ Why I drove 6,000 miles last Thanksgiving ▲ Whether you know it or not, YOU are a PILGRIM ▲ Don't TOUCH that turkey until you've listened to this episode!
What's the new Commie term for "free?"▲ Why "equality" is now a bad word ▲ What Commie word has replaced it?▲ How Mao's Commie take-over mirrors the USA right now ▲ Who was Hogan and why was his goat effed up? ▲ Commies want to put you in chains, and they're doing it with words. Listen to this episode and get wise!
How to survive a human stampede ▲ The horse doctor who runs Pfizer wants to criminalize you ▲ Bag O' Maggots Biden's Covid lies that threaten YOUR life ▲ Psychiatrist says Biden is running a cult ▲ Los Angeles is now a bio-medical surveillance police state ▲ What to pray for now
Meet the cultists who believe JFK Jr. will be resurrected ▲ Meet Mother God, the sleazy kook who bilked boobs out of money and (accidentally) killed herself with her own magic elixir ▲ How cults operate and brainwash their members ▲ Famous organizations that are actually cults ▲ Discover America's new drug cult - it ain't recreational! ▲ Whether you realize it or not - YOU'RE in a cult - listen to this episode and learn which one!
What is the root cause of most disasters? ▲ How would Joeeeey Biden handle war with China? ▲ What could Alec Baldwin have learned from Red Adair? ▲ Is gumbnt lying about passenger behavior on airplanes? ▲ What's the real reason passengers are pissed off? ▲ What 2 words do idiots believe correct all mistakes? ▲ How can we idiot - proof ourselves?
What's an inaptronym, and why does sports bar meet the definition? ▲ What is quality time and how can you infuse your life with it? ▲ Why do self-made things beat hell out of acquisitions? ▲ Why the MATRIX is reality for millions of people ▲ Things that can bring you happiness year-after-year ▲ Whether you are a kid, have been a kid or have kids - this is your episode....
How will America break up? ▲ When will Civil War 2.0 begin? ▲ Why did Kamala nickname herself "Mamaluh?" ▲ Where do ASTCOs come from? ▲ Why do they love tyrants? ▲ Why do they love crowded cities? ▲ What's the only thing ASTCOs can produce? ▲ The REAL Bag O' Maggots Biden
What are KIDULTS / how are they destroying the world? ▲ Who is Dan Andrews and why is he a punk / asshole?▲ What does Dan Andrews have in common with Hitler, Stalin and Mao? ▲ How did Australia become an island prison?▲ U.S. Secretary of HHS has NO medical background - why is he in charge of your health?▲ What is "The Mussolini Treatment," and why is it the hope of the world?
How Americans have become migrants in their own nation ▲ Why big cities self-destruct ▲ How mankind's fate was presaged by an experiment with rats ▲ Are you a slave to a city? ▲ Why slaves of New York never wise up ▲ The office party that fast-tracked Larry's escape from New York ▲ If you're stuck in a rut and desperate for a change, THIS is your episode!
What do insects and chicken have to do with tuna? ▲ Who will be the last 2 men on earth and why will one kill the other? ▲ What drug will they give us once all vaccines fail?▲ What made Covid so successful?▲ What part of Covid are CEO's copying right now? ▲ Why are Aussie punk cops spraying people? ▲ Answers to these and ALL questions are within this episode!
The secret ingredients of success ▲ My encounter with John Delorean ▲ How Delorean helped me win a pumpkin-carving contest ▲ How society conditions us to say yes (and punishes us for saying no) ▲ Why saying no is often wiser ▲ How to game your employer so you win
How to beat the end-of-summer blues ▲ Why day camp sucked ▲ Why Labor Day sucks ▲ Spotting Commies by their duds ▲ How Commies are created▲ Why Commie art sucks ▲ Why Commies suck ▲ How to beat vax mandates ▲ Why the vax-as-miracle narrative is crumbling
2 GARGANTUAN LIES gubmnt uses to control you ▲ Why the war is NOT about a virus, it's about RELIGION ▲ How the US Gubmnt IS a religion ▲ The new study that demolishes Vax passports ▲ The disinformation dozen -how gubmnt will target YOU ▲ The foolproof way to ID a liar ▲ Listen to this episode and wise up!
Larry sees and omen, ignores it, and pays the price ▲ A heavenly town in Tennessee rolls out the welcome wagon ▲ Discover the world's greatest burger in the Texas panhandle ▲ How to know when you're in ASTCO or LUTFA territory ▲ Why Virginia is a Commie state with a punk governor ▲ New Mexico towns to avoid ▲ Why Taco Bell now sucks
America's future ghost towns? YOU'RE LIVING IN THEM! ♦ The haunted town in Arkansas - complete with animatrons ♦ What killed Main St. USA? ♦ The romance behind the Blue Whale of Route 66 ♦ The slide show that almost turned Larry to LSD ♦ Why and where there is still HOPE for AMERICA ♦ Commie states to avoid
The heath regimen that keeps Keith Olbermann fat, weak and stupid ■ How to talk to a Vax Nazi ■ How profanity will save the world ■ New, EXCLUSIVE STATEMENT from FAUCI ■ The coming proclamation from the CDC ■ The most toxic word in English ■ The precise moment free speech began to die ■ Listen, laugh and rage - but DO NOT CAPITULATE!
The insidious way your freedoms are taken ■ How to undermine and humiliate authoritarians ■ Larry's Mission Impossible caper and how it flipped a high school dean ■ Why do people worship authority? ■ How America was transformed into Home of the Compliant ■ Why public education is to blame ■ Wanna fight back? Listen and discover how.
How to restore YOUR POWER! ♠ How to subvert authority without going to jail ♠ How Larry sabotaged communications at his school (and drove the Dean insane) ♠ Why Squirrel Nutkin should be your role model ♠ How One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest would be re-made today ♠ Why do people ass-kiss authority-figures? ♠ Feeling powerless? You won't be after this episode!
When BIDEN was VACCINE HESITANT! ♠ The DIY survey that can save your life ... BEFORE you take the jab ♠ Your president has ALWAYS lied - why believe him now? ♠ Fresh CDC #s that will terrify you ♠ Do you know a SIDE EFFECT DENIER? ♠ Un-vaxed? BIDEN sez you're a killer ♠ Listen to this episode like your life depends on it - because it does!
The CRUCIAL follow-up question to 'how did I get here?' ▲ Larry battles a UFO when his wife goes into labor ▲ Does anyone really have their life together?▲ How to escape a job/career you hate ▲ How Larry almost became a lawyer ▲ If you're unsure at a crossroads (or even past one) this is your episode!
Larry rides out LA's biggest earthquake ▲ What Las Vegas hotel was Larry warned might kill him (It also has the pointiest waitresses ) ▲ What really happened at the Surfside condo collapse? ▲ How to know when YOUR number is up ▲ How far will America's risk aversion go? ▲ Listen to this episode and stop worrying!
How we lost the American revolution and won The War for DEPENDENCE ▲ The monarchs that run America ▲ Diane Feinstein's $41 million mansion ▲ The royalty in Congress & Senate ▲ The emperor in the White House ▲ The strategy Commies and Karens use to control us ▲ Eulogy for John McAfee
What makes Commies tick ▲ Why they want to ruin your summer - and your life ▲ A ray of hope for Commiefornia ▲ Why tribute bands are weird ▲ Why we need Tony Robbins clones ▲ How to spot a Marxist ▲ Good bye to John McAfee , the last great American outlaw
POTUS predicts a new pandemic ♠ How the puppet-masters control America ♠ Wisdom from Charles Manson ♠ Commiefornia ends lock-down, and nothing changes ♠ Many nations handled the pandemic BETTER than America - why aren't you being told HOW ? ♠ Eye-popping facts you've NEVER heard about the pandemic , but WILL in this episode!
That LARRY SHOW has a billboard on an interstate highway - where is it and how can it win you TLS merch? ♦ Why motels are better than hotels ♦ What living things were sold in motel vending machines? ♦ How to pick up women in gaming arcades ♦ How to find boardwalk bliss ♦ Don't even THINK of road tripping without this episode!
Meet Moose and Lance. Discover why dogs are the best people.
My NEW interview with Dr. Fauci ▲ Why Jimmy Kimmel thinks you're stupid ▲ The doctor who's still paying student loans at age 53 - and thinks you're stupid ▲ Why historians will call this age The Whimpering, Mewling, Sh*t Your Pants Terrified 20s ▲ How US geography determines your IQ ▲ If you've had a belly full of idiots telling you what to do, this is your episode!
