That's right, everyone. It's Easter. And that can mean only one thing. We don't know what thing, but it can only mean that one. That one thing, and THE HUNT FOR THE EASTER BUNNY. Yes, the tiny town of (oh come on, you think we remember what we named the town?) has been terrorized by the Easter Bunny, who cuts the hands off of famous comedians and non-famous barbers. The townspeople are upset. One of them wishes the town was Pumpkinland, but it isn't. There's a lot to take in. Ultimately, two bra...
Apr 13, 2017•43 min
It's a Super Pee Pee double feature! Two thingies for the price of one thingie. Also the price of zero thingies. This is free, is the point. DONALD & BEN'S APOCALYPSE KIT: We all know that the lord had a special pole he used just for touching ovens. Obviously. But what you might not know is how to survive your standard Apocalypse. Well, look no further. The Doctrine of Helium-Filled Almonds is here to help. BLACK OPS MISSION: A team of elite commandos prepare for a raid that could turn the t...
Apr 06, 2017•46 min
If you loved the Super Friends and the Legion of Doom, but you felt they were lacking all the really good powers like grappling hooks that can churn butter, or a lunchdress, this is the episode for you. The League of Heroes, led by...honestly, we don't even remember that character's name. The point is that they're the world's greatest heroes. Golden Harness, Shiny Almond, Sheriff CornFist, and Mystical Chris. And many others whose names we...just...can't...remember... And whomever they are, they...
Mar 30, 2017•43 min
It's time, folks. Time to pull up a comfortable boat-related chair and go fishing! Stetson and Billy (or maybe Harlan) are your experts, and they will teach you everything you need to know about how to catch the elusive white croppie, including: -how species stop being endangered by people just thinking they're not -putting laderhosen in your shamrock situation -getting up early, before zebras start to whisper to each other -which founding fathers did what kind of destruction to which type of sa...
Mar 23, 2017•41 min
Ready for a double-feature? How about one that involves a chipmunk dressed as the grim reaper, an eagle that was arrested for robbing his own genitals, and a film called "Serpentine Corndogs for the Japanese"? Still with us? Great. Also, seek help. We start off with ANIMAL RESCUE, where two big-hearted individuals are trying to find forever homes for animals that have been lost, injured, or turned into priests. Stevie the African grey parrot is here. He's doing about as well as usual. Then it's ...
Mar 16, 2017•45 min
ALL WILL BECOME CLEAR. Or at least that's what Thulla, a strange hermit with mystical powers, wants you to believe... Yes, we're back with SUPERGALACTIC! We pick up right where we left off. The Maralian Kranga Beast was attacking Strider Zorn and Grunk. What's that you say? It was also attacking Chelani, Strider Zorn's old flame? Wellll...we forgot about her. Either that, or she was lost in thought for the entire episode, and unable to speak. Which, hey, that's a reasonable way to be, man. So, t...
Mar 09, 2017•42 min
This week, it's two things. A big and a little. The big is TINY HOMES, a tiny home tour, where the builders take you through every little detail of the process. From the indoor barf moat, to the Lucky Charms Certificate of Disapproval, you'll learn everything there is to know about something probably. Who knows? And next, we're back with our old friends, Vladimir and Valery, doing their Q&A radio show. This time, it's a question about car repair. So moisten your necks, wear a bearskin inside...
Mar 02, 2017•46 min
Something old and something new this week. First up, a couple of Wizards plotting to warn their king of a terrible prophecy. At least that's what it ended up being. So put a pair of undies on a baby camel only you can see, and enjoy the mystery and magic, under the Hoopmaker's moon... Then, something from the Super Pee Pee Vaults. We have a handful of clips lying around, minding their own business, not being used, never having been in an episode. This one is a space shuttle launch that...well, o...
Feb 23, 2017•45 min
This is what would happen if a furniture store accidentally bought WAYYY too much airtime. That's right, leave yourself behind, and come on down to the big PRESIDENTS DAY FURNITURE SALE!!! We've got it all. Buckets full of jars, soapy chairs, a fanged motorcycle man, and eyeball hoses. Also, we've got two disgruntled voice over announcers, recliners that recline forward, and Nachos on the Run!!! And if you liked this, a.) what's wrong with you? And b.) subscribe on iTunes so you get it first eve...
Feb 16, 2017•44 min
Welcome to GeraldBurger, how may we help you today? That's right, we're back at the GeraldBurger drive-thru, and we'll hear all about books on oozing, the OH NO menu, supernatural ghost potatoes, squealing class, and more. Plus, it's the return of Punky Pants! Add to that a whole host of commercials for...products? Sure, we'll go with that. They're not available in stores. Don't order now - we're not ready! So order up a hamdogburger, some lady fries, and a science burrito, and don't forget to d...
Feb 09, 2017•44 min
RETURN TO THE TRAIL! Well, it's been a long, long time -- 70 episodes, to be exact -- since we last heard from Jessup and Ellie Mae in our wild west tale, Danger on the Trail. (Episodes 11 and 12, check 'em out, if you're so inclined.) Jessup had killed old Uncle Sasquatch and his band of thugs, and they were all set to live happily ever after...until... Marcus, an old friend from Jessup's Texas Ranger days rides up with bad news. Even though Marcus is bleeding out, they still have time to talk ...
Feb 02, 2017•38 min
It's time, friends, to beat the winter blues. And Marcus & Edgar have just the remedy. It's "The Inner Heart of Wisdom." Even though it is the worst year on record for loving mice, there is still hope for us to be happy and 'seltzier' (i.e. more like seltzer). A tapestry of flattened out camels, a pelican monster that whittled a face out of licorice, various hooked animals, and a miracle herbal supplement called "muntie." These are just a few of the strategies we'll employ to get you back on...
Jan 26, 2017•48 min
Remember those days back in kindergarten, when you'd tell the teacher that your oven was weeping? Sure, sure you do. And when you'd sing that really long song about fire, and then another one about "beware of the groaning eyeball in the sky"? Yeah, yeah, exactly. And there'd be a special guest, and he'd come into class and ask you what you'd do if there was a desperate hickey that had formed on your hardware? Right? Well, this will be just a trip down memory lane for you, then. So remember, kids...
Jan 19, 2017•40 min
Man, oh man, we loved doing this one. Maybe it was the narwhal burgers. Maybe it was the smoothness of the elk. Maybe it was finally getting started on making sure invisible alligators are allowed to go to college. It's hard to say. But this one was just a lot of fun. We hope you enjoy it. It's all about the doomed crew of a daring mission to drop a super weapon the likes of which the world has never known. Will they reach their target? Will the pilot's genitals be able to see over the short bri...
Jan 12, 2017•49 min
Happy New Year! It's the first show of 2017, and we kick it off with an important public service announcement from the Two Headed Barry White Creature, who wants to remind you to prevent forest fires. He/they also want to talk about which animals turn them on, so don't give them too much credit for selfless service. We also introduce Suzie May Haagen, elite special forces soldier and lover of crafts. She's going on her first strike op, and must review the 5 principles of stealth. One of them mig...
Jan 05, 2017•45 min
It's a New Year's Eve THRILLER! Edgar and Margaret have traveled through time enough to have altered their privates, but not enough to stop the evil plans of Wallmeier Morgon and his henchman, Leopold. Now, it will take everything they've got to stop them, including an ape that has been trained to make upsetting noises, a hoop appreciation committee, and a walrus mouse. This is an excellent example of what happens when you refuse to make any sort of plans for your New Year's episode, but you ins...
Dec 29, 2016•41 min
That's right, it's Charles Dickens's immortal tale of holiday redemption! Well, it's as close to "A Christmas Carol" as we were ever likely to get. In fairness to us, working with an outline of a really great story gets hard when you can just be making stuff up about how Ebenezer Scrooge is mad at a tuba salesman, or a fish that has numbed his own velamints. We hope you enjoy this slightly supersized episode and we hope you have a kick ass holiday season, in spite of the fact that no one ever do...
Dec 22, 2016•54 min
It's that time of the year when all good little boys and girls visit Santa Claus to sit on his lap. Unfortunately, it's all the the time of year when the Super Pee Pee Time characters do the same. It's worth all the overcrowding of Santa's 15-seater lap, just to see the happy faces of Mama, Beatrice, Donald, Reverend Ben, the Two Headed Barry White Creature, Tarleton Grigglesby and Wilter! And even a brief visit from Stevie the grey parrot! And if you're good, under your tree, you'll be sure to ...
Dec 15, 2016•39 min
It's the holiday season, and that means one thing, it's time for the Craft Ladies Holiday Gift Giving Guide! Scented tumors, a sweater that growls at you, and an elf trying to measure his 'wizard zone' are just a few of the brilliant suggestions that Jeannie and Charlotte have for you and your family. Gifts for every type of person, and just remember: Life sucks, YOU suck, and none of this is worth anything! It's a holiday miracle! And if you want to make OUR holiday as special as...you know, an...
Dec 08, 2016•45 min
The holiday season has begun! Well, a little bit. There's a little Christmas in this episode, just like there's a little Christmas inside each and every one of us. It's in your leg. No, no, don't look at it. And don't make any sudden moves. It bites. VLADIMIR & VALERY: Our Russian advice jockeys are back with some wisdom on how to deal with your finances. There might be a zamboni salad in there. You might be advised to transfer your wealth into a walnut. You might even learn how sitting on a...
Dec 01, 2016•40 min
Gather around the fire by yourself, which isn't easy to do, and listen to the Super Pee Pee Time THANKSGIVING SPECIAL! You'll meet Grandma, whose teeth are made of other people's dreams. And there's Grandpa, who sometimes falls out of the car (and off of Skype entirely) while driving. They'll take a road trip to their daughter's house for the holiday, where you'll meet her kids, who probably weigh as much as a barrel of something by now! And they'll tell the story of the very first Thanksgiving,...
Nov 23, 2016•54 min
A HERO IS BORN: PART THREE! You didn't think we'd actually do it, did you? We did two episodes of the superhero story without an actual, you know, "superhero" and you thought we'd just never get there. Well, get ready to be only barely more wrong than you thought you'd be, because it's time for SHY COW MAN! In a continuation of Part 2, Mr. Johanssen and Tassie are discussing...oh, I mean, you know what they're discussing. A report from Garfield the cat, a goose that has raised it's awareness of ...
Nov 17, 2016•42 min
Well, the world has gotten...different, hasn't it? No matter. What did reality every do for you? We will continue to wage anarchy upon the universe. And so, we bring you, THIS EPISODE OF THE SHOW!!! (echoes dying away...) The Gianetti Brothers are back, and they've been asked by the GeraldBurger to put together an extra fancy menu. You might try the suicidal Sylvia Plath clam that can write, but can not read. Or maybe you're more in the mood for olives from the land where Dracula lived when he w...
Nov 10, 2016•42 min
This is the election coverage that you've all been waiting for, provided that you've been waiting to hear about an abortion cyborg, and a list of things that will terrify a frog's damsel. And an interview with Moses and his band, and Diana Ross's breakout hit, "Celery in my Butthole." We know the election in the real world is upsetting and we just can't wait until it's all over. And we solemnly swear that THIS election special will not remind you even remotely of the actual election. Well, not u...
Nov 03, 2016•46 min
It's that time of year, when the moon gets a volume discount, we all marzipan our underpants and burst through them, and Mama sneaks onto car lots and does weird things to the cars. Yes, it's SUPER CREE-PEE TIME! This year, Mama and Beatrice's car breaks down on a dark and stormy night. They go looking for a phone, but instead find a creepy castle, a vampire, and a silverware set that looks like Michael Bolton. And the dark prince of the night falls in love with Mama! The count, who used to snea...
Oct 27, 2016•43 min
It's that time of year again, folks. The time of year when you're looking for a "skanky obese weatherman" costume, or some jellybeans that a baboon has interrupted. HALLOWEEN! The Halloween Superstore is open for business for all your cereal-resistant costume needs. And it's all in support of THE GALLEY CROWN, a horse race that we SWEAR we were going to get to. We came so close, though. So rub yourself down with porch oil, and enjoy! Tell your friends! Tell a moat! Or a tick that has exploded it...
Oct 20, 2016•45 min
Back when dinosaurs walked the earth and dagwood sandwiches ruled the skies, we were classically trained as actors. Doing Shakespeare is almost literally the only thing we are qualified to do in life. And we're finally doing it, here, now. Just without the actual, you know, Shakespeare. King Madregon has killed his rival (he mentions it several times) and taken his rival's queen. But the queen isn't into it. So the king goes to some weird imps to hear about a prophecy (eventually.) And then the ...
Oct 13, 2016•45 min
EPISODE 65: Sixty-five. If our show were a person and episodes were years, it would have to start taking money out of its 401K. Then again, if our show were a person, it wouldn't have contributed to its 401K. It would have squandered all the money on bottled hats and Pez dispensers that it barely even needed. This episode has a little news in it to start and end, and in the middle is a FASHION SHOW, hosted by a woman whose name was unintelligible with her old friend, back from beyond the grave, ...
Oct 06, 2016•44 min
Will you still need us, will you still feed us, when we've posted Episode 64? You don't do those things already, so I guess it's not fair to hold you to them now. GERALDBURGER SPOT FEATURING TARLETON & WILTER: Our intrepid adventurers are here to promote their favorite restaurant, the GeraldBurger. Hear all about the semantics of whether an eagle can be overhead and licked at the same time, the magic of the go away meal, and there's a jar of bleach for the 1st hundred customers to share. PIL...
Sep 29, 2016•45 min
This...is not how this scene was supposed to go. It should have been 3 minutes long. Maybe 5 or 6, tops. But Cade just wouldn't stop until Mac slowly lost his will to live. And here we are. A HERO IS BORN, PART 2: In EPISODE 61, we were introduced to these characters. This time, Mr. Johannsen and Tassie survey the damage after Lowie has surely been killed by the chemical spill. Or has he...? Johannsen has many ideas of how to cover up the accident (smoking barrel boy's octopus seems to be one.) ...
Sep 22, 2016•44 min
