76: Ebenezer Scrooge, His Mom and Her Friend, Lippy

That's right, it's Charles Dickens's immortal tale of holiday redemption! Well, it's as close to "A Christmas Carol" as we were ever likely to get. In fairness to us, working with an outline of a really great story gets hard when you can just be making stuff up about how Ebenezer Scrooge is mad at a tuba salesman, or a fish that has numbed his own velamints. We hope you enjoy this slightly supersized episode and we hope you have a kick ass holiday season, in spite of the fact that no one ever does that. May your days be merry and bright, and may all your suitors bring unpopped popcorn with them on all your sex dates. And don't let an eagle fall on your mind. That's how Tiny Tim bought it...