HO HO HO!!! It's that time of year, and even though we're not really doing this anymore, we're doing THIS. It's just before Christmas in Santa's workshop, and it's time for a few last minute preparations. Did you know that if you go bowling with a corpse, you're on the nice list? Have you ever wanted to play Mortal Kombat, except with Pewter? Have you cried in the shape of robots? Well, this one's for you!
HELLO! Welcome back to us existing for a second! We just kind of felt like doing a little something, and it was close to Halloween, and so here we are again! If you've ever casted a spell with eye of newt, scuba Ralph and the pepperoni face of a failed child, this one's for you! Enjoy!
This is it, folks. After 6 years, we're at our 300th episode and our finale! What's on tap today? --A couple of candy makers talk about their old fashioned methods like using a cybernetic link to control a dead monkey and have it make the candy. --The WW2 soldiers from way back in Episode ONE return for one more mission, to blow up a bridge, fall in love, and give a Beck CD to their moms. --A little thank you to some of our pals and fans. Thanks so much for all the fun, everybody! We really love...
It's our penultimate episode, and it's an old-fashioned western! So tie a green rope around a fat bird and get under the parking bench, because it's time to head back to a time when horse baskets were made out of horse materials!
It's our antepenultimate episode, and, well, it really kind of falls apart almost immediately and never quite goes back together again. Our guides through history and the natural world, Tarleton and Wilter explore Medieval times (and give up), then move onto the ocean, and finally to Billy Ocean. There are walls made of uncle juice, a bag of Chinese underwear, everything you want. Enjoy!
Hello again, friends! We're down to the final 4 episodes, and this one is guaranteed to help. Vlad & Valery, our Russian radio hosts will discuss how to listen to their show with or without a radio, how to fill a weasel with change, and the existence of munchmallows. Plus, Ted stops by to help the helpers! Listen now, and just remember that tomorrow is a monkey with furniture!
Here we are, we're down to our final five episodes, and this one's got Donald and Ben, Carol, and a pantry that is investigating you! If you've ever made pie by tasering an elf, or attended a duck rearrangement ceremony, then tie a French bird to a werewolf because this one's for you!
Mr. Johanssen's stint as a supervillain didn't turn out too well, and now it's time to start a new business. He and Tassie are on the job, but they'll need Failure Crisp, and they'll need to think about lasagna as a way to marry your mouth. If you've ever leaked jewelry to the press, this one's for you!
It's "National Kick Faces Day" at the GeraldBurger, and the drive thru is as busy as ever. If you ever wanted a birdface alfredo or just to play your robitussin flute, this one's for you. It will cause a couple of ruckuses which is not how you say that. Enjoy!
We're back, heading toward our 300th and final episode! Today, our old pals Grandma & Grandpa are visiting Towel Inferno, a retirement home they're looking into. If you've ever wanted a toilet that sprays a falcon's spit onto your wallet, or if you just want to haul a robot to New Brunswick, this one's for you! Enjoy!
As we rocket toward our final episode (#300) it's time to tie up aaallll those loose ends in our space adventure series, SuperGalactic! Or it would be time to do that if we ever tied up loose ends, or even remembered that we had them. If you ever listened to a "Herbie Goes to Outhouse World" CD, or participated in an all-mouse production of "On the Town," this one's for you!
The game's afoot for one last ride! A cursed jewel has been stolen, and Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are on the case! And...well, it all falls apart pretty quickly. If you've ever sat in a circle with only 2 people, or if you have ever wondered "is tamales good?" this one's for you.
Your favorite restauranteurs are back with a new location that will bring fanciness right up to your hat line. It's so fancy, you'll be asked to be made into firewood. So if you've got wall to wall carpet in your frankfurter dungeon, or you'd just like to visit a scuba outhouse, this one's for you!
The Craft Ladies are back for one more stroll through the world of springtime crafting. Whether you need a gift for a lug nut appreciation festival, or you just feel like Gorbacheving yourself, today will teach you how to make crafts, but not why. Or how, really. Enjoy!
It's time for Mama's last ride! Mama and Beatrice are in court, trying to defend her against a massive list of charges. Should she go to the big house just because she banged her fall down instructor? Will putting a glass beagle in her buttcrack keep her quiet and docile? Have you ever made personal taffy? None of these questions will be answered, so listen now!
For the first time, we take you live to Hal Embry Ford, where your hen is just fine with us! Watch as Hal and Tina Embry sell some cars. If you've ever been slawed to death by a coleslaw maniac, or if you can't tell the difference between raccoons and the absence of raccoons, this one's for you!
The imps are back! Those tiny, weird devils are back with a mission from the dark lord himself! If you've ever lugged a cherry the size your aunt's fun area, or been to Africa and gotten really swollen, you'll appreciate this episode. Especially if you're like a walnut inspector who lies on the forms. Enjoy!!!
Look, sometimes you need to call tech support. Maybe a bird has quieted you, or it's your tranquilizer anniversary and you need to buy a gift. Maybe you have bunch disease, or maybe Wilma Flintstone has relegated you to a different position. Well, whatever your issue, our operators are standing by to help. Enjoy!
Springtime is here, and that means it's time for science to tell you about bugs! Like the incredible speaking titan beetle, or the blinking-so-hard-his-vacuum-cleaner-breaks mantis. Have you ever walked straight into a vampire festival? Do you want Carol to teach you why Tarzan is afraid of the dark? Well, today's the day. Enjoy!
Sometimes you just need a vacation, are we right? You need to get away from it all, maybe werewolf your way to Antarctica, or head to a white sands resort with a camel behaving itself. Or maybe you just want to head down the road to the Wait Here Mom Lodge. Whatever your travel needs, our travel agency can handle them for you. Enjoy!
So, you got the job at Horchata Corporation and it's time for orientation! Will you mix up your pony sauce with some other kind of liquid? Will you do us a kindness and frog yourself? Will things happen below the Antarctic-est part of your body? Who knows? GET IN THERE AND FIND OUT.
It's the classic story. Four people get into an elevator and suddenly...it stops. One of them has a melon that is reinventing itself. Another has some boys simmering at home. Another one is certified in "stick around baby!" which is a difficult course, evidently. Who has trapped them there? And why? And do they toot their own horse? Find out now!
Tonight's top story, a man was invigorated by a greeting card he received from a shampoo salesman. Action News is on the scene, with a deep exploration of the holiday "Baby Day" and a few words from Kickleby's Restaurant, your local restaurant that soaks everything! Enjoy!
It's time to take you back to a time when the world was filled with excitement of new inventions. A time when people had too much pony juice, and needed to calculate the surface area of their granddaddy's lap. A time when a doctor and a ball collaborate on books like "Things You Definitely Say," and "Weapons that Dolphins Definitely Have." Get it now, wherever beasts are sold!
The aliens have arrived, and they aren't friendly. Can our heroes foil their fiendish plot? With only a lick protector, some wheeze oil, a little more voodoo equipment, and a psychic boy whose finger is bathing in criminal oil, they'll have to try. Also, there are some alligators who just won't shut up about how they get it on, which is unfortunate, but what are we supposed to do about it now, you know?
Well, it's that time of year when love is where the bushes grow. It's time to show that special someone that you care. Why not buy them a nice basket of haste cream, or an engraved wooden hustle kit? Either way, please remember the immortal words of Martha Washington: "If you make me an onion ring, I'll seek you forever." Enjoy!
It's time for ROCK AND ROLLLLLLL! It's time for the hot, young band, "Damsels With Keyholes" to rebrand themselves, and move on up to rock and roll stardom. They've got to work out the songs, the albums, the kissing potions, the beef melons that everybody talks about. If you've always wanted a hot air balloon or a cold pepsi balloon, or just a gerbil that has cremated its oatmeal, this one's for you!
It's time for a land of FANTASY and HIGH ADVENTURE! Where heroes and wizards are called upon to delouse a puma, or soak biscuits in howitzer juice! Where swords can talk, and wigs are made of kung fu peaches! Where there are far more kinds of nougat than you really can expect there to be! Set a course for...adventure!
Our bird watching pals, Matt and Jamie are BACK with some winter birds to look at, like the flat-billed pellicoid and the great kmart walnut bird! They'll speak with experts, recite some poetry, and feed a knuckle to a bear. Enjoy, and please remember that some trees don't want to have leaves!
Well, it's New Years Eve, which means it's time for some New Years greetings from our family to yours, a spaghetti laminator, a pair of delightful tongs used by the police, and Pine Baby who was stuck up in a tree for so long we forgot he was up there. Enjoy, and Happy New Year!
