What happens when a podcast team faces tornadoes? The do the thing! The show must go on, even when The Circle of Nerds find themselves displaced and scattered across unconventional locations. This week, we explore episodes 13 through 17 of the Clone Wars, shining a spotlight on the evolving relationship between Ahsoka and Anakin as well as Aayla Secura's role in depicting Jedi emotional complexity...yeah...that's it. We also take a look at Ahsoka, and Clones, beginning to question their purpose ...
Aug 10, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 6
Is Ahsoka Tano the best-written character in Star Wars history? Join us this week on "Star Wars Sucks" as we entertain this bold claim and explore The Clone Wars, Season 1, Episodes 9 through 12. Sadly, we also add another trooper to our Wall of Remembrance. Follow us on social media @TheSWSShow. Once we get our poodoo together, you'll find show clips, behind-the-scenes shenanigans, Star Wars news, memes, updates, and more! For full episodes to include pre and post-show randomness, join our Inne...
Aug 03, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 5
This week, we're breaking down episodes 5-8 of season 1 of The Clone Wars. From Rex and Cody's dynamic to the brave sacrifices of Cutup and Hevy (thoughts and prayers), we celebrate the depth and richness of the clone troopers' lives and witness Anakin's continued struggle with attachment. Starting with a cold open inspired by Mia Malkova's viral tweet, we set the stage for a deep yet light-hearted discussion. Join Daddy Louie, T to the Oni, and Tommy D as they dive into the deep end of the Star...
Jul 27, 2024•47 min•Season 2Ep. 4
This week on Star Wars Sucks, we are thrilled to welcome our special guest, Krash, as we tackle the ever-evolving Star Wars universe. We kick things off with an in-depth look at series finale of "The Acolyte". We break down fans' mixed reactions and dive into the rich moral complexities that the series introduces, underscoring that even iconic characters like the Jedi can falter. We don't shy away from the hot-button topics, including the controversy surrounding the final episode of "The Acolyte...
Jul 20, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 3
What happens when a reluctant mentor meets an eager apprentice in the middle of a galactic war? This week we explore the often-overlooked gem, the 2008 animated film "The Clone Wars." and the ripple effects it had on the Skywalker Saga. Then we talk about the controversial actions of the Jedi in "The Acolyte," examining their moral compass and their treatment of the Nightsisters. We delve into theories about Force vergence, witches, and the curious character Darth Smiley, and why the Force is ba...
Jul 13, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Season 2Ep. 2
This week we kick off our new season of Star Wars Sucks with a look back at last season and sneak peak at what we've got coming up. We're also talking about episodes 4, 5, and 6 of everyones "favorite" Star Wars tv series, The Acolyte. We take a deeper look at the Force and discuss how manipulation operates on both the Light and the Dark sides. All that and more this week, on Star Wars Sucks! Homweork for next week: The Clone Wars animated movie. May the Force be with you, even if sometimes it s...
Jul 06, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Season 2Ep. 1
This week, we're on the road and visiting Daddy Louie's Cantina! Join us as we revisit the groundbreaking Clone Wars 2D micro-series through a "canonical" fan edit*, get into the new episode of the Acolyte, and make some very interesting predictions. Important note: Because we are traveling, the audio quality is diminished. In other news, this is our last episode of the season, but we will return with new episodes in 2 weeks! *Links to the Fan Edits Fan Edit Part 1 Fan Edit Part 2 Follow us on s...
Jun 15, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 7
This week we wonder why nobody checked up on Yaddle after being sauced by Dukoo, question the "love story" between Anakin and Padme, aka Aname or maybe Padakin? Let us know what you think. We also unpack lots of emotional baggage left behind by the prequals. Later we dip our toes into the Acolyte. While everyone else is crying "WOKE NONSENSE!" we're just looking at it from a storytelling perspective. Although that may not be much better. You've been warned. Also, Palpatine is a dick. All that an...
Jun 08, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 6
What drives a Jedi to abandon the light and embrace the darkness? This week on Star Wars Sucks, we aim to answer this pivotal questions we continue our chronological Star Wars journey with Tales of the Jedi, Season 1, Episode 4: "The Sith Lord." We dissect Count Dooku's tragic descent into darkness. We look at Count Dooku's motivations, his disillusionment with the Jedi, and try to understand what ultimately pushed him to join the Sith? The dark machinations of the Sith take center stage as we e...
Jun 01, 2024•52 min•Season 1Ep. 5
This week we're dissecting the many layers of "The Phantom Menace." From the film's controversial and polarizing aspects - yes, we're looking at you, Jar Jar Binks, to the timeless power of John Williams' "Duel of the Fates", we're going on a ride that should teach Padawans a few things and offer Jedi Masters some fresh insights. We swap stories of merchandise mania that defined the fan experience during the film's release, unpack Anakin's heart-wrenching departure from his mother and debate the...
May 25, 2024•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 4
This week, we're taking a look at some of the morally grey areas of Star Wars as we continue on our chronological path with Tales of the Jedi, Episodes 2, 3, and 1. Is Count Dooku really the bad guy we think he is? Could baby Ahsoka be cuter than Grogu?! More poor parenting choices? Who takes a baby on a hunting trip? Seriously! Obviously, the Circle of Nerds are asking the tough questions and learning more about Star Wars along the way. Join us! Key Moments 0:00 Star Wars Canon Exploration 3:11...
May 18, 2024•57 min•Season 1Ep. 3
Disclaimer: There will be spoilers! This week, we’re going back in time to the High Republic Era and looking at Young Jedi Adventures. Is it just a kid's show, or does it have actual value to Star Wars fans of all ages? We discuss poor Jedi parenting skills, the show's educational value within the Star Wars universe, and the potentially dangerous message it sends: Kids flying across the system without adult supervision? Really, Master Yoda? Tony creates a drinking game based on a kid's show, and...
May 11, 2024•52 min•Season 1Ep. 2
A Star Wars podcast that doesn't make you feel bad for not being a Star Wars expert or for liking something others don't? That can't be right. Well, my little Suckulants, that's exactly what's happening here. In this first episode, we meet the crew, discuss why we love Star Wars, what we will and won't be talking about, and give out our first homework assignment. We revisit iconic memories, like the buff aesthetics of Power of the Force action figures, and self-assess our Star Wars savvy, pinpoi...
May 04, 2024•50 min•Season 1Ep. 1