Send us a text Katie and Bridget show up uninvited to the party and set everything on fire as they discuss this month's NOstalgic Happy Hour pick: Glass Onion! It's a feature length commentary all about how billionaires are evil and dumb but how people who like them will still justify their stupidity somehow - aka, its a Twitter thread come to life! Come along as we follow the awesome Benoit Blanc as he works behind the scenes to try and solve the mystery death of Cassandra, who then also has to...
Jan 25, 2023•54 min•Ep. 130
Send us a text Katie and Bridget AND THEIR SISTER MARY(!) all go hug their appliances as they re-watch the movie: The Brave Little Toaster! It's a classic 80's kids film which means - its filled with horrific nightmares and crippling existentialism! But don't worry, there are silly puns along the way, which makes it okay! Come along as we follow Toaster, Lampy, Blanky, Radio, and Kirby (he's a vacuum - we don't know why he gets a real name either) as they embark on a journey through the wilderne...
Jan 18, 2023•59 min•Ep. 129
Send us a text Katie and BRIDGET (Not Bridget Jones) run down the street in their undies as they re-watch the movie: Bridget Jones's Diary! It's a rom-com that surprisingly doesn't suck! Meet Bridget as she decides to keep a diary of her life over the new year. However like most of us though, she never really writes in it and just does whatever instead. She gets caught in between two British guys: Daniel Cleaver, a jerk who calls her a bitch for no reason, and Mark Darcy, a guy who may or may no...
Jan 11, 2023•57 min•Ep. 128
Send us a text Katie and Bridget hold on like spider monkeys as they re-watch the cultural phenomenon: Twilight! It's a story all about how teenagers really will fall in love with anything... Even guys who threaten to murder them, tell them they smell, and stalk them 24/7 - romantic! Come along as we meet Bella, a girl who probably would fall down 2 flights of stairs and then out a window. She moves to Sporks - er, we mean, Forks - Washington to live with her Dad since her Mom abandoned her at t...
Jan 04, 2023•57 min•Ep. 127
Send us a text Katie and Bridget vacation in Italy as they discuss this month's NOstalgic Happy Hour pick: The White Lotus - Season 2! We meet a new cast of rich people now vacationing in Italy, all of whom probably need to just see a therapist already. You've got the quadruple of Harper, Daphne, Cameron, and Ethan - none of whom amazingly get murdered or are murderers!!? Then there's the family of Bert, Christopher Moltisanti - er we mean, Dominic, and Albie (blegh), who all are just lame guys....
Dec 28, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 126
Send us a text Katie and Bridget get left home alone AGAIN (or the first time?) as they re-watch the Christmas classic: Home Alone! Find out if our review of this movie is just a rewrite of our review for Home Alone 2: Lost In New York - which Katie successfully argues is the superior film of the two! This time Kevin is only 8 years old and he gets left home alone in his own house. Instead of Pigeon lady we get Old Man Marley, who doesn't bother to help Kevin out and instead just lays on some Ca...
Dec 21, 2022•51 min•Ep. 125
Send us a text Katie and Bridget and special guest(!) our cousin Dave(!) crawl through a vent as they re-watch the classic movie: Die Hard! First and foremost this IS a Christmas movie, that really gets you in the holiday spirit with all the music, Christmas trees, and there's even snow! Well it's actually burning bonds and ash flying from the sky... But that's kind of like snow! Come along as we follow John McClane, a NYC cop who was just trying to crash his estranged wife's Christmas party. He...
Dec 14, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 124
Send us a text Katie and Bridget get on a train with Tom Hanks as they re-watch the Christmas movie: The Polar Express! It's a story all about how Santa is absolutely real and you better believe or you won't hear the magical bells and you also better drink this hot cocoa and sing these Polar Express songs OR ELSE! .... Yeah this movie we're convinced is actually about a Christmas cult. Follow our main character "Hero Boy" (.......???) as he gets on the train and makes some new friends along the ...
Dec 07, 2022•52 min•Ep. 123
Send us a text Katie and Bridget get on some soapboxes as they re-watch the 2022 mini series: The Dropout! It's a terrifyingly TRUE story about the rise and fall of the company Theranos, created by Elizabeth Holmes, who (spoiler alert!): is off to jail for 11 years. Hear all about how Amanda Seyfried absolutely deserved her Emmy win for this role, how Sunny was a scary predator and this all could have been avoided with more chaperones, and how Erika Cheung deserves a Nobel Peace Prize or somethi...
Nov 30, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 122
Send us a text Katie and Bridget and special guest our cousin Scott(!) play a baseball game as they re-watch the classic movie: The Sandlot! It's a story all about friendship, baseball, dogs, baseball, urban legends, and overall just how ridiculous kids can be. Come along as we meet Scotty Smalls (not to be confused with our cousin) who is the new kid in town looking to make some friends. He can't throw a ball more than 2 inches and overall just is an L-7 WEENIE! But don't worry, because his fut...
Nov 23, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 121
Send us a text Katie and Bridget make weird bets about dating as they re-watch the movie: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days! It's a movie all about how women ruin all relationships, always, no matter what - according to all the male writers that is. Come along as we meet Andie Anderson (???? why????) as she is tasked to write a magazine article about dating a guy and then being terrible so he breaks up with her in less than 10 days. She could just write it all as a fiction piece BUT NO! She starts da...
Nov 16, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 120
Send us a text Katie and Bridget resurrect a 3,000 year old hot mummy as they re-watch the movie: The Mummy! It's a story all about mummies, hot dudes, sand, Egypt, hot mummies, magic, more hot dudes - did we mention this movie has a lot of SNACKS in it!? Come along as we follow the iconic Brendan Fraser, who probably should have died multiple times throughout this movie, as he leads a team of people to find The City of The Dead. Our team consists of Evy, a proper British lady who needs to have ...
Nov 11, 2022•57 min•Ep. 119
Send us a text Katie and Bridget are BACK! As they re-watch the movie: We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story. This is not Jurassic Park... But its still got some traumatizing things for kids! Come along as we meet Rex, a T-Rex who is force-fed "Brain Cereal" that in our opinion, doesn't really make him smart, rather he just seems a little too friendly. He teams up with other dinos who then get kicked out of a plane and land on little boy Louie who should absolutely not be rafting on the Hudson River! T...
Nov 02, 2022•54 min•Ep. 118
Send us a text Katie and Bridget light a really weird shaped candle as they watch their NOstalgic Happy Hour pick: Hocus Pocus 2! It's a movie all about how Disney writers are too tired and apathetic to reboot something in a fun way... But at least we got Book?? But he's also crying a lot... Look we had a lot of mixed opinions on this one okay!? The Sanderson Sisters are back and boy do they eat a lot of skincare. We get some new characters too, who don't really get their own personalities much ...
Oct 26, 2022•1 hr•Ep. 117
Send us a text Katie and Bridget become ghosts as they re-watch the 90's classic: Casper! Its a movie all about Devon Sawa - er, we mean, Casper - who sometimes is Devon Sawa and is sometimes a 10 year old high pitched voiced child. Come along as we meet Dr. Harvey, a therapist to the dead (Katie's next career path), who travels to Friendship Maine with his daughter Kat. Spoiler alert: Friendship Maine ain't so friendly - not unless you count the emotional friendship song that's played at the en...
Oct 19, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 116
Send us a text Katie and Bridget RUN THROUGH THE NEIGHBORHOOD SCREAMING as they re-watch the horror classic: Halloween! It's a story all about how Michael Myers sucks hard (direct quote from doctor Loomis) and returns to his hometown of Haddonfield to stalk and kill again! Come along as we meet characters like Laurie, a babysitter with a 5 point rating on babysitter.com, Annie, a 70s version of Regina George, Lynda, who totally needs to just have sex in the woods like a normal teenager totally(!...
Oct 12, 2022•57 min•Ep. 115
Send us a text Katie and Bridget play a murderous board game as they re-watch the movie Jumanji! It's a children's horror movie (there's really no other way to spin it), all about how playing the board game Jumanji releases a number of terrifying jungle dangers set to kill you. We've got characters: Alan Parrish, who got stuck in the game for 26 years and needs to know WHAT YEAR IS IT; Sarah, who is not a good psychic since she couldn't see all this trauma coming; and orphan siblings Judy and Pe...
Oct 05, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 114
Send us a text Katie and Bridget return to school in Philadelphia for their NOstalgic Happy Hour as they discuss the latest season of Abbott Elementary! It's a show all about the teachers of this inner city, South Philly school who know that in order to get through a school year they need to find things to laugh about! We have a cast of characters who include: Janine, an optimist who needs to take a break sometimes; Gregory, the new substitute teacher at Abbott who gets hit on constantly by Ava;...
Sep 28, 2022•59 min•Ep. 113
Send us a text Katie and Bridget get shrunk (shrank?) as they re-watch the movie: Honey, I Shrunk The Kids! It's a horror movie all about the different ways four children could get murdered in their own backyard - erm, well no it's actually a children's film??? Same premise though! Come along as we meet siblings Amy, a high school girl who definitely has an infection from dancing with a mop, and her younger brother Nick, who just wants his Dad to love him but Dad ain't got time for that! They te...
Sep 21, 2022•56 min•Ep. 112
Send us a text Katie and Bridget attend kindergarten as they re-watch the movie: Kindergarten Cop! It's a pretty self-explanatory movie once you find out Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in it, if we're being honest. Watch as he poses as a kindergarten teacher while trying to find the ex-wife of a con. Is it funny to see Arnold trying to successfully interact with small children? Yes! Is it funny to see how little these poor children have learned from this clearly unqualified man who should not be te...
Sep 14, 2022•52 min•Ep. 111
Send us a text Katie and Bridget and special guest Moes! blow up everyone and everything in sight as they re-watch the movie: Commando! It's a story all about Arnold Schwarzenegger and how, well... He's a commando! We're still not really sure we have a clear definition on what a Commando is, but it's fine! Come along as we watch him race against the clock to save his daughter, who is a 12 year old Alyssa Milano. She's been kidnapped by one of his old Commando buddies who may or may not have a bi...
Sep 09, 2022•58 min•Ep. 110
Send us a text Katie and Bridget make a sandwich for their NOstalgic Happy Hour as they discuss the latest season of The Bear! It's a show that makes you feel hungry, makes you feel stressed, and makes you wonder: Could I ever be a chef or do I just like food? Hear all about the characters like Carmey, who should maybe go see a therapist, Sydney, who likely now has a fear of lemons, Richie, who is NOT Desi from Girls!, and Marcus, who we have a soft spot for and would TOTALLY try one of his donu...
Aug 31, 2022•48 min•Ep. 109
Send us a text Katie and Bridget both share a pair of pants as they re-watch the movie: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants! It's a movie all about friendship, growing up, getting stalked by older men, experiencing abuse and trauma, traveling the world, and of course - pants. Come along as we meet four friends Carmen, Tibby, Bridget, and Lena. Carmen gets to go stay with her absent father for the summer to get shunned, fat-shamed, and treated terribly, all ending with her wearing unwashed pant...
Aug 24, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 108
Send us a text Katie and Bridget go to a crappy summer camp (that Steve Christy spent $25,000 on already!? WHAT!?) as they re-watch the movie: Friday the 13th! It's a horror movie all about the dangers of brushing off creepy advances from men instead of just going on home! Watch as these camp counselors are picked off one by one by an unknown killer all within the first day of getting there. Spoiler alert: the killer is Mrs. Voorhees, a lady with some serious Connecticut fashion, who's out for r...
Aug 17, 2022•59 min•Ep. 107
Send us a text Katie and Bridget put cake on their face as they re-watch the movie Mrs. Doubtfire! It's a wholesome story all about how a Dad loves his kids... Oh, it's also about a painful divorce, man-child fathers/husbands, getting into a new relationship less than 2 months post-divorce, and impersonating an old lady for weeks at a time while lying to your family! ...Wholesome! Daniel decides to dress up as Mrs. Doubtfire to spend more time with his kids and boy does it work out great. Until ...
Aug 10, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 106
Send us a text Katie and Bridget switch places at a summer camp as they re-watch It Takes Two! It's a movie all about how two girls, who are apparently NOT SISTERS, are identical strangers, and NOBODY THINKS THATS WEIRD! Both with single parent/parent figures! Kind of! Alyssa is daughter to Roger and they are so rich that they live in a castle across from a camp full of orphans. Amanda is an orphan with Diane as her pretend mom, who only talks about how she's single and needs to find a man. The ...
Aug 03, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 105
Send us a text Katie and Bridget drink wine on the first ever NOstalgic Happy Hour as they discuss the latest season of Stranger Things! It's a show that needs no explanation, unless of course you haven't been Running Up That Hill yet. Come along as they discuss fan theories, likes/dislikes, and predictions for the next season. Will Eddie return as a vampire (with his own bat box in Katie's backyard)!? Will Will Byers finally get a new hairstyle!? Will Hopper get to just eat a cheeseburger again...
Jul 27, 2022•55 min•Ep. 104
Send us a text Katie and Bridget go fight aliens with 90s technology as they re-watch the movie: Independence Day! It's a 90's classic all about how Bill Pullman makes the best speech ever... Er, wait no, there's a lot more than that, but let's be honest you all remember that speech! We've got a large ensemble cast including Will Smith, very pre-slap of course, Jeff Goldblum, who might just be an alien himself, Bill Pullman, who WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT, Randy Quaid, who is actually dr...
Jul 20, 2022•59 min•Ep. 103
Send us a text Katie and Bridget and special guest JEN A! get lost and confused trying to follow the mixed up calendar for the movie: (500) Days of Summer! It's a love(?) story all about how Tom is the worst and Summer has got problems too. Tom can't get over Summer and doesn't listen to her about anything ever so now we get to watch 500 days of that nonsense! We also get to meet Tom's friends, who are both weird, and his 10 year old sister, who for some reason is the only adult in this movie. D...
Jul 13, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 102
Send us a text Katie and Bridget ARE BACK as they re-watch a nostalgic favorite - Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit! Just like how the sisters have returned from their podcasting vacation, Whoopi's back too! And guess what - she's a nun again! lol! Come along as we see Whoopi's Hamilton-esq Vegas show come to a complete stop so she can go illegally teach children because the other nuns can't do anything on their own. It's alright though because we've got all the nun favorites (cough cough Kathy Na...
Jul 06, 2022•59 min•Ep. 101
