Send us a text Katie and Bridget HOST AN AWARDS SHOW!? It's our 100th episode and we're celebrating all of the past 99 movies we've reviewed over the last two years! Come listen to see who will win the prestigious Sissy award in categories such as: Most Overrated Movie or Best Villain You'd Want To Hang Out With! Who will go home victorious and who will go home crying ? (Probably Love Actually...) It's time to get nostalgic about our movie nostalgia!...
May 20, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 100
Send us a text Katie and Bridget get into a fight with Ed Norton as they re-watch the movie: Fight Club! It's a movie all about how sleep is important and cults are bad! Come along as we meet Ed Norton, who's character name we don't know for most of the movie, and to sum him up briefly: he's a jerk. He meets Tyler Durden, played by Brad Pitt, and they form an underground Fight Club, along with a bunch of other weird, annoying, long-winded, and illegal things happening all throughout. Marla is th...
May 11, 2022•56 min•Ep. 99
Send us a text Katie and Bridget get saved as they re-watch the movie... Saved! It's a movie all about main character Mary, as she gets pregnant after having sex with her "newly gay boyfriend". Mary and pretty much everyone around her are Christians so getting pregnant and being gay are WEIRD! AH! But don't worry, Mary makes some new friends with the icon Cassandra, the best character in the movie, and Roland, a guy who's name is painfully ironic. They team up to thwart the aggressive Hilary Fay...
May 04, 2022•53 min•Ep. 98
Send us a text Katie and Bridget order some REAL New York City pizza as they re-watch the movie: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! It's a film all about our heroes... The teenage (debatable), mutant (definitely not debatable), ninja (why?), turtles! Watch as they work to stop an underground crime organization that is legit just a bunch of homeless teenagers - one of which is played by Sam Rockwell! They face off against Shredder, a guy who despite being an amazing ninja, got his face jacked up by a ...
Apr 27, 2022•52 min•Ep. 97
Send us a text Katie and Bridget are MOVING RIGHT ALONG as they re-watch The Muppet Movie! It's well... exactly as it sounds: a movie all about The Muppets! Come along as we watch Kermit travel across the country to Hollywood to become rich and famous - er, we mean, to entertain people? He meets a lot of friends along the way such as Fozzie Bear, who should really find a new career, Gonzo, who should totally go to Bombay India and pursue his dreams, and the iconic queen herself Miss Piggy - a ca...
Apr 20, 2022•50 min•Ep. 96
Send us a text Katie and Bridget say the name five times in a mirror as they re-watch the movie: Candyman! It's a story all about the Candyman whooooooooooo has no candy... He's a murdering ghost who has a hook for a hand, likes to party with babies, and has a thing for Helen Lyle - our main character. She's a grad student just trying to get through her thesis, with no help from Jake (not Jake from State Farm), or from her stupid husband Trevor - who sucks. Will Helen end up choosing to be with ...
Apr 13, 2022•59 min•Ep. 95
Send us a text Katie and Bridget roll awkwardly down a hill as they re-watch the 80's classic: The Princess Bride! It's a love story...? Action movie...? Fantasy...?? Comedy...? It's all of the above somehow! Meet princess Buttercup, who's just a model living on a small farm with her other model farm boy Wesley. The two fall in love and their epic romance commences. We've got pirates (kind of), sword fighting, "mostly dead"-experiences, and awesome characters along the way. Will princess Butterc...
Apr 06, 2022•54 min•Ep. 94
Send us a text Katie and Bridget go on the run, shave their beards, and work for free in a hospital while fugitives as they re-watch the movie... The Fugitive! It's an action thriller all about Dr. Richard Kimble, a man accused of killing his wife. What evidence do the cops have against him on this? Honestly not much! Why could a doctor not afford a better lawyer? Why does Tommy Lee Jones' character come into the story at all? How do you survive doing a Peter Pan right off of this dam right here...
Mar 30, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 93
Send us a text Katie and Bridget overthrow an evil underground music corporation as they re-watch the movie: Josie and the Pussycats! It's a movie all about friendship, music, glitter... And how subliminal messages are everywhere and we are all brainwashed zombies! A movie that asks the real questions such as: What does Dujour really mean? Why doesn't anyone feel the need to wear bras? Who owed Aries Spears a favor!? Released in 2001, it stars a huge cast of actors including Rachael Leigh Cook, ...
Mar 23, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 92
Send us a text Katie and Bridget ride the ET ride at Universal Studios over and over... Er, wait, no actually we just re-watch the movie: E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial instead! This 80's classic has it all! Aliens! Healthy sibling relationships! Drunk moms! Reeses Pieces! Evil Government! Absent Fathers! Also - aliens! Come along on this heartfelt adventure where we root for Elliot who is just trying to help ET get home! Will this little alien botanist get back to his family? Is Henry Thomas one of...
Mar 16, 2022•58 min•Ep. 91
Send us a text Katie and Bridget fly above the clouds while doing a weird monologue/poem as they re-watch the movie: Superman! While there are many Superman movies now, this is the original one with all the 70s camp you could dream of. Come along as we watch millions of innocent people die repeatedly - er, we mean, watch Superman's origin story where Krypton gets destroyed horrifically - ER, WE MEAN, alright there's no good way to put it, there's a lot of deaths in this movie! But don't worry be...
Mar 09, 2022•51 min•Ep. 90
Send us a text Katie and Bridget repeatedly fly off the "Kid-A-Pult" as they re-watch the movie Richie Rich! It's a story all about a spoiled rich kid who just SO nice... Do we see him volunteering or helping the less fortunate? No... But he plays baseball with some poor kids! How generous! Within this movie of montages we have an evil plot to murder the entire Rich family and break into their vault to steal their money. But as we all know that for some reason this evil business man didn't - mon...
Mar 02, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 89
Send us a text Katie and Bridget go on a road trip NOT in a convertible as they re-watch the movie: Crossroads! It stars the one and only Britney Spears in her first and only acting role where she plays Lucy, the flawless, valedictorian, international pop star, virgin - she's playing Britney Spears alright!? She reunites with childhood friends Mimi, who is pregnant AF, and Kit, who should really go get a new boyfriend, as they all randomly decide to go on a road trip together and share traumas a...
Feb 23, 2022•58 min•Ep. 88
Send us a text Katie and Bridget FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME as they re-watch the 90's classic: Cool Runnings! It's an inspirational based-on-a-true-story movie all about the first ever Jamaican Bobsled Team. As you'd expect... We've got jokes about being cold! We've got jokes about Jamaicans in Canada! Heck we've even got what we would consider a joke - John Candy wearing a Rastafarian hat. While this movie may not stick to the real life story of what happened to the team, it will melt your...
Feb 16, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 87
Send us a text Katie and Bridget keep walking around and battling and hanging out with sentient trees as they re-watch the movie: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers! Come along as we have a bunch of MEANWHILES since this time - the fellowship is split up! Frodo and Sam have a new bestie Gollem that is causing some friendship drama on their quest, Merry and Pippin are hanging out with trees and basically stuck in a never ending work meeting, and Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli are just running aro...
Feb 09, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 86
Send us a text Katie and Bridget get unfrozen from their cryo-prison sentence to re-watch the movie: Demolition Man! It's a futuristic, sci-fi movie that in a kind of scary way - got a lot of things right about the future. Follow along as we meet the Demolition Man himself, John Spartan (who never works without his signature beret), as he is unfrozen in the future to try and stop his also now unfrozen arch enemy: Simon Phoenix! This future is full of lame cops and even lamer rules that really ju...
Feb 02, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 85
Send us a text Katie and Bridget go through a weird internet research rabbit hole as they re-watch the movie Shrek! It's a story all about an Ogre who just wants to live in his swamp by himself without the prejudice people! Our hero Shrek gets roped into a quest for Lord Farquaad (who does have the same haircut that our younger sister Mary once had), where he has to go and rescue a princess from a fire breathing dragon. We also get the unsung hero of the movie - Donkey! Who yes... Probably could...
Jan 26, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 84
Send us a text Katie and Bridget go bowling/scatter some ashes as they re-watch the movie: The Big Lebowski! It's a Coen Brothers movie so you know we've got some complicated plot with lots of humor and random bits of crime sprinkled in! Come meet The Dude, who just kind of loves bowling and chilling and well, that's about it. He gets roped into a kidnapping heist filled with soiled rugs, money laundering, stolen cars, and schemes - mainly thanks to Walter that is. It asks the burning questions ...
Jan 19, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 83
Send us a text Katie and Bridget try to figure out what their mutant abilities would be as they re-watch the movie: X-Men! It's the original X-Men movie out of the 10 that have been made so far! Come along as you meet mutants such as Wolverine, the hottest mutant that should be shirtless more often, Rogue, a mutant who will die a virgin, Professor X, aka Wheels, Magneto, who likes to dramatically float away from people, and many, many others. Will Magneto turn the entire world into mutants? Why ...
Jan 12, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 82
Send us a text Katie and Bridget get into a rap battle where they go BLAHBEDY-BLAHBEDY-BLAH-BLAH as they re-watch the movie: 8 Mile! It's a dark, sad, bleak story about a rapper who is poor, gets beat up, gets cheated on, has a crumby job, and lives in a trailer park... But we swear it's a great movie! Come along as we meet Jimmy "B-Rabbit", who has the rap skills but is lacking the confidence. With the help of some friends, a hype man, and some growing up he gets to deliver one of the most icon...
Jan 05, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 81
Send us a text Katie and Bridget are still celebrating Christmas as they re-watch The Santa Clause! It's a holiday classic all about how becoming Santa is as easy as murdering someone you don't know without any remorse or consequences! Come along as we watch Scott Calvin slowly transform into Santa Clause while his son Charlie can't stop snitching to people about it. It's got all the family drama such as divorce, child manipulation, legal custody battles, psychological trauma, and of course - el...
Dec 29, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 80
Send us a text Katie and Bridget are now Muppets who sing songs about hating Scrooge and loving Christmas as they re-watch The Muppet Christmas Carol! It's a rendition of the Charles Dickens classic tale all about how Ebenezer Scrooge, played by the very serious Michael Caine, gets visited by the following ghosts: the ghost of Christmas past, who is played by a demon child from your nightmares, the ghost of Christmas present, who may or may not be Hagrid, and the ghost of Christmas future, who i...
Dec 22, 2021•1 hr•Ep. 79
Send us a text Katie and Bridget have a Christmas filled with horrific nightmares as they re-watch the movie: Tim Burton's: The Nightmare Before Christmas! It's a fun musical children's movie filled with songs where everyone sings "La la la!" as demonic toys attack children. Come along as we meet Jack Skellington, the pumpkin king who mansplains his way into appropriating other people's cultures! He takes over Christmas while Sally, a possibly psychic rag doll, tries her best to stop the madness...
Dec 15, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 78
Send us a text Katie and Bridget try to prevent Corey Feldman from spilling water on Gizmo as they re-watch the movie: Gremlins! Which IS DEFINITELY a Christmas movie! It's a story all about how Billy the main character is the most irresponsible pet owner ever, how his dad sucks at inventions but gets enabled, and how this entire movie could have been stopped way sooner if somebody just turned on the friggon lights! Maybe if Phoebe Cates wasn't doing weird monologues about her dead dad then she ...
Dec 08, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 77
Send us a text Katie and Bridget go to have a baby (LOL JK only Bridget is having a baby!) as they re-watch the movie: Look Who's Talking! It's a story all about a successful single mother who supports herself and her son while still maintaining a career and social life..... Just kidding! It's a movie about a sad single mom who needs to find a MAN. But don't worry, we've got the inner monologue of the baby to help give us some laughs all throughout. Also there's a random grandpa in this movie......
Dec 01, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 76
Send us a text Katie and Bridget ARE GONNA SCORE A TOUCHDOWN! As they re-watch the movie: Little Giants! It's a story all about how a bunch of misfits form their own pee-wee football team, which for some reason upsets lots of random adults in the town. Come along as we meet characters such as Ice Box, the girl who is going through puberty, Junior, played by Devon Sawa (what more is there to say?), Spike, who only talks in third person, along with others like Tad, Johnny, Hannon, Jake, and well.....
Nov 24, 2021•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 75
Send us a text Katie and Bridget don their yellow jumpsuits as they re-watch the movie: Kill Bill: Vol. 1! It's a story all about REVENGE, MURDER, BLOODSHED, DEATH - we swear we are not describing a Friday The 13th movie! A story that shows how we honestly would all react if one of our exes came in and ruined our wedding day. Come along as Uma Thurman travels across the globe to murder the people who put her into a coma years ago. Really, just come along for all the scenes of when she's in Japan...
Nov 17, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 74
Send us a text Katie and Bridget interpretive dance their way into Julliard as they re-watch the movie: Save The Last Dance! It's a story all about sad Sara, who is convinced she killed her Mom via DANCE. She moves out to Chicago to live with her Dad, who may or may not be an alien from Men In Black, where she then attends a new school. While there she meets new friend Chenille (who should get her own movie) and her brother Derek, who Sara quickly forms a dance/not dance relationship with. Will ...
Nov 10, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 73
Send us a text Katie and Bridget get lost in a labyrinth as they re-watch the 80's classic... Well... Labyrinth! It's a fantastical movie all about how an angsty teen named Sarah wishes her baby brother would get kidnapped by goblins, and her wish is granted! Hooray! Oops we mean not hooray, because now she has to not only get through a giant dangerous labyrinth, but she also has to fend off creepy David Bowie! Luckily, she'll have the help of some friends along the way; who she decides to aband...
Nov 03, 2021•58 min•Ep. 72
Send us a text Katie and Bridget go back into the sewer after 30 years to re-watch the mini series: Stephen King's IT - Part 2! This time, the kids are older, and boy do they like making out! Come watch as Pennywise practices his new stand up routine on the adult "Losers" who are back in the town of Derry. Tremble in fear as the gang revisits old traumas and we hear awkward dialogue and weird confessions (looking at you Eddie). Will the adults be able to finally defeat Pennywise? Do all sewers h...
Oct 27, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 71
