--Spencer is described by his co-workers as "a dog with a plunger" --Play the game "EPL name or NFL Assistant" --Jason demands that you LEARN. FOOTBALL. --Tom Brady, the ultimate "let's get a game-winning FG" QB ever --An alternate history where Mike Vick steals whale sharks from the GA Aquarium --We turn Kirby Smart into a Turkish soccer team --Imagining the living hell of raising five Gronkowskis Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 09, 2021•49 min
--Spencer and Ryan duel to see who can hold the longest WELLLCOME, and Spencer almost dies --a review of the DIAMOND HANDS LIFESTYLE, or how the whole world is living the #FullcastLyfe now --A review of Ren Faires, and why they are not Med Faires --Jared Goff is smarter than all of us --Matt Stafford, Daydrinking Nap God --Picking out teams clearly free-riding on other teams' effort --How almost every SEC team is quantitatively trying toooo hard --Has anyone ever peed on the moon? --We pick the ...
Feb 01, 2021•1 hr 14 min
Why are you even asking if we bought GameStop stock? Of course we bought GameStop stock Spencer invented a game! That’s not as bad as it sounds! Why are you flinching? Anyway, the game goes like this: Can you pick hit or miss coaching hires throughout history based solely on their records? Turns out we can’t, but we CAN reunite Ryan with his coaching spirit soulmate Which former Colorado head coach is Holly’s new life coach? With Enough Flex Tape, You Can Live Forever (Shutdown Fullcast not curr...
Jan 28, 2021•1 hr 4 min
It’s the cryptocurrency episode! Spencer wants to invest $100 in bitcoin live on the air, and we may not be able to talk him out of it! The Vitruvian Man, updated for the modern age! (it’s Kid Rock, sorry) The four bodily humors, updated for the modern age! (one of them is Fritos, sorry) In honor of the NFL playoffs, the team goes looking for the best clam chowder in Tampa, sorry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 25, 2021•1 hr 4 min
We can exclusively report that Homophobic Country Ham With A Headset On It has turned down the Tennessee job An abbreviated list of players and coaches about whom we have been Quite Wrong, footballishly speaking So we’ll be talking about Josh Allen for quite a bit Just draft Bama guys, anybody named after an Egyptian allfather, and Rondale Moore Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 20, 2021•1 hr 15 min
In keeping with Fullcast tradition, we belly-flop into the offseason by restarting our Disasters Playlist, this time centered around “times you have set things on fire that were not supposed to be on fire.” Includes the following instant-classic story elements: • “We did not have a fireplace.” • “The smoke was visible for miles around.” • “Ants survived.” • “It was like a terra-cotta jet engine.” Also, this very quickly becomes our long-awaited musical episode. Surprise! Learn more about your ad...
Jan 18, 2021•1 hr 5 min
Ill-advised napping locations we have known Sark Week goes sideways, fast Injuries invented during the course of this episode: sex hernia, gamer’s knee, online toe Right, the title game So: What is “the failure state”? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 13, 2021•1 hr 12 min
- Definitely forgot we had to do one more show before the title game! We are so tired! - Magnets, fondly remembered - Make time for an old friend, and for Meatloaf - If you’ve read this far, we feel comfortable disclosing you are now a member of the John Wick Fitness Empirium. Cancel anytime! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 11, 2021•1 hr
* Folks, they called the Senate runoffs pretty much right in the middle of recording this thing, and then they cancelled Caillou, and we found out about all of this mid-show, so just bear with us okay * There may or may not be a title game in five days, sure * Holly becomes the final Fullcasteer to come up with a voice that she is never allowed to do on the show again * A robust amount of NFL coaching carousel analysis * You’re probably overpaying for snakes Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...
Jan 06, 2021•1 hr 4 min
—Jacksonville’s mayor wants to fight people —Why you can’t legally call paying Lane Kiffin “an investment” —Ryan tells Notre Dame why you can’t be aggressively cautious during a football game —Clay Helton, formulated for the sensitive stomachs of senior cats —KIRBY! —The Italian Christmas Donkey was the Lamborghini of 32 AD —#Justice4Han Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 04, 2021•1 hr 18 min
Ted Lasso, McDonalds meme history, and surprisingly affordable Soviet underwater spear guns: You’re g-d right it’s bowl season Ronald Reagan’s arming Bills fans! Flee for your lives! We finally get Ryan to admit he’s our lawyer, on tape One (1) reader question, answered Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 30, 2020•1 hr 19 min
Christmas gifts, reviewed Fast food chicken situations of the Roman Empire, reviewed Some football, reviewed A slightly abridged history of medicine Cheez-It Bowl preview! Sure! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 28, 2020•1 hr 9 min
Lotta sniffles in this episode folks! Hope you and yours are holding up better than we are On the anniversary of Spencer revealing he thinks reindeer are some sort of dog, we have just about got him convinced sharks are mammals A rare appearance by our producer, Surber, with thrilling results An extended bedtime story to remind our readers of the true reason for the season: goat festival crimes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 23, 2020•1 hr 9 min
- Jetski crimes, again - But different jetski crimes, this time - Playoffs, sure, whatever - Ryan makes Holly cry, not for any of the usual reasons - Any of y’all ever try fishing with a Taser? Please let us know Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 21, 2020•1 hr 11 min
--A man jetskied across the Irish Sea for love and he wasn't even from Alabama --How a dad jailed for jetskiing to another country could never parent effectively again --Ryan auditions for the CFB Playoff committee --Actual impassioned profane hollerin' about the very bad playoff rankings --No one cares about downtrodden underdog USC (no really, it's a thing) --"When Greg McElroy is on the barricades with you, it's over" --Talking about games no one wants to happen this weekend because everyone ...
Dec 16, 2020•56 min
Welcome to the Spartacus multiverse Which US state has the most snakes? The answer may surprise you! Jason and Ryan conduct a protracted legal battle of wills Auburn’s up to some Auburn antics, Auburnly Investment advice for the newly wealthier Gus Malzahn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 14, 2020•1 hr 1 min
--We TALK ABOUT THE BUCKS. (Because we have to.) --The super-cursed excellent life of Justin Fields --The playoff rankings are still scared of Coastal Carolina --Army/Navy is happening in a regular weekend, world is ending --LSU is the problem that never gets fixed --"I watched them take my team apart like a cheap chicken" --What ancient empire built a wall around its recruiting territory? --How Barry Switzer was obviously Julius Caesar in a former life Learn more about your ad choices. Visit po...
Dec 09, 2020•1 hr 5 min
--Coastal Carolina and BYU played the Game of the Century --We learn about CCU's best majors, Theft and Rhetoric --Don't let your friends take the South Carolina job! --Dusty Rhodes should have played Gandalf in LOTR --Iowa State is currently having their best season ever --Another edition of "Spencer Knows Musical" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 07, 2020•1 hr 16 min
--An opener with the most amazing glitch in Fullcast history --20 minutes about Scottish food and booze including the legend of CLAPSHOT --We apologize to Michigan for our sins against The Mitten --BYU could have gone 30-0 and still missed the playoff --Jason shares a terrifying Notre Dame stat --We ask: Did the Russians put an ape with a shotgun into space? --Spencer does one accent passably well? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 02, 2020•1 hr 5 min
--what is the Pac-12 even doing, at all --Jason goes on a voyage to cook his gigantic turkey --Maryland is a state made entirely of panhandles --the Egg Bowl and how Elijah Moore still got flagged --Mike Leach lectures on the Kung Fu Empire --The underwater booing of Jets fans in bronze diving helmets --Another edition of "Is this a real musical?" (with South Carolina connections!) --We accidentally say insightful and accurate things about Michigan football Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...
Nov 30, 2020•1 hr 5 min
Is Notre Dame just Fat Navy? The gang takes genuine offense on behalf of BYU and Cincinnati It’s not a real rivalry game if you’re not psychotic with anxiety beforehand; anyway, here’s Georgia-South Carolina This IS the internet’s only Texas volleyball podcast DO IT AGAIN ELIJAH, ASCEND THE THRONE OF HEAVEN AND CLAIM YOUR CROWN OF IMMORTALITY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 25, 2020•1 hr 7 min
- Aw shucks it’s just li’l ole Dabo, tryin’ to shove a camel through the eye of a needle again! Ain’t he cute, folks? - Please lift our brother Matt Leinart up in your thoughts while he braves as many as several weeks without a trip to the Burbank Cheesecake Factory - Rutgers and Michigan star in, “Valentino Ambrosio Imbroglio.” Ten stars. - Where were YOU when you realized every morsel of happiness you experienced this weekend emanated from the Big Ten? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit p...
Nov 23, 2020•1 hr 12 min
- Mail(SINGULAR)bag! One (1) reader question, answered in detail, concerning the looming Big Ten Championship Game - Spencer begins with an apology and promptly says a whole bunch of other shit he’ll have to apologize for next week - The entire crew has some shit to say to Martin Luther - A display of what is guaranteed to be the worst Queen of England accent you have ever heard in your natural lives Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 18, 2020•1 hr 15 min
- WILL MUSCHAMP WILL HEADBUTT YOUR FAVORITE DONKEY IF YOU DON’T GIVE HIM ANOTHER JOB - The Big Ten football story everybody’s talking about: Tom Allen vs. Inhuman Amounts Of Lasagna - Introducing the Hacksaw Gantry series of airport novels - Northwestern would like to remind the proctor that some classmates don’t have their cameras on! - Lenin’s corpse: good rivalry trophy?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 16, 2020•1 hr 16 min
- Another 60-minute half-hour of college football preview content, beginning with at least one game that doesn’t exist anymore! - Spencer has robot blindness, to the surprise of absolutely no one - Introducing NanoCrabs™! #TheSplotchWasGood - Miami Batman answers to the Council of Badgers - One (1) reader question, answered in thoughtful and thorough detail - It used to be a lot easier to just buy dynamite! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 11, 2020•59 min
- A real-time on-air exploration of the small business community of Appomattox, Virginia - A frankly uncomfortable amount of seriously-taken football analysis, sorry bout it - Ryan accidentally opens the ark of the covenant of Holly’s Tennessee football feelings, and everyone pays the ultimate price - The gang engages in a little discourse with the mechanisms of government - Jason has some things to say to Clemson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 09, 2020•1 hr 26 min
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Nov 04, 2020•55 min
—state-themed candles reviewed, including one that literally explodes, and also a shocking Missouri one —Ryan makes Spencer cry with a reading —Jason surveys the wonders of Texas beating a clearly superior OK State team leading to LONGHORN GRAVITY GUN CONSPIRACY THEORIES —Dan Mullen did the thing he does: making it worse —Georgia is the Ohio of the South —Oregon continues the most efficient season in college football history —The Feast of the Rowdy Uncles is this week, aka how Pliny the Elder va...
Nov 02, 2020•1 hr 10 min
--A now completely obsolete discussion of the canceled Nebraska/Wisconsin game! --Why Indiana Jones never got tenure and was a serious national security risk --Mizzou/Florida should be interesting, no it will, please, come back nooo --- --SICKOS TIME (Hello Northwestern/Iowa) --Let's all pray that Auburn/LSU comes down to Jason's proposed "Three point safety" --Our reader question this week leads to Ryan living at a driving range Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoic...
Oct 28, 2020•1 hr 11 min
--Cajun Aquaman controls all the crawdads --A review of the weekend of special teams wonders, aka The Night of the Punter --INDIANA WON THE FOOTBALL GAME, THAT HAPPENED --Jim and Dan called a Michigan game and our dads got into a fight --A celebratory reading of Kentucky's amazing box score --Proposed: The Wisconsin Marathon (with post-race beers and brats, of course) --Holly dares the Donner Party to email her with complaints Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
Oct 26, 2020•1 hr 12 min
