--A brief discussion of the World's Strongest Men and why they listen to the Fullcast --Will a Strongman eat your pets? We ask important questions here --We're calling that shot: Nebraska is going to beat Ohio State! --No one will remember this! If we're wrong, and we will be, it won't matter! --If we're right we will never let anyone forget how we called it! --Ryan and Jason invent the concept of "Fresno as America's 'base' in hide and seek" --A big discussion of this week's mailbag question: W...
Oct 21, 2020•58 min
-- Intro: Larry King is insane, and Spencer cannot pronounce "Tyra" -- Jet Pack Guy is the only person fully embracing 2020, and even he wouldn't land at South Carolina/Auburn -- Ryan believes Georgia failed in the second half against Bama due to simple math -- "Not only do they never run the ball, but they are terrible at it when they do" -- Jason, accurately, on Mississippi State -- How the Pac-12 might end up with no ranked teams -- Nothing in UNC/Florida State made any sense! -- A closing di...
Oct 19, 2020•1 hr 24 min
- Our 30-minute show centered around one reader question a) is 47 ½ minutes long and b) spends the first 11 minutes of the episode sharing our respective feelings about planets - Six (6) minutes later there is another brief detour back to the planets and our opinions thereof - All hail Jupiter, the stoutest Kentucky running back of the galaxy - An important opportunity for careful listeners to steal Spencer’s identity - A reader question is finally addressed. Was it yours?? Learn more about your...
Oct 14, 2020•47 min
--This week, Georgia is the pontoon boat with attached putting green of everyone's dreams --A thorough dissection of the AP poll for the first time in the show's history --Lane Kiffin had a panty on his head during the Alabama game --A review of Greco-Roman gods of the Georgia Piedmont --Note: This was recorded before Vandy/Mizzou got canceled! --Note: We talk about COVID and the season! In an accidentally prescient fashion! --Final note: Second show drops on Wednesday! Listen! Subscribe! OBEY. ...
Oct 13, 2020•1 hr 14 min
- Jason is back, show still falls apart in under a minute; it’s still Spencer’s fault so never say we’re inconsistent - Holly forgets what consonance is, shame her - A crockpot-based Twilight Zone episode ensues - Ryan leads a game of WOULD YOU RATHER: have a squirrel crawl down your throat OR call Lions games for 31 years?? - Definitely the most times we’ve ever said “jicama” on this show - One (one) reader question, answered at length. Was it yours??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit po...
Oct 07, 2020•1 hr 8 min
- SURPRISE MONDAY SHOW NONE SHALL KNOW THE HOUR - Jason is absent and it takes the rest of the gang all of one (1) minute of airtime to just completely fall apart - [CLAP CLAP] Oklahoma, one loss this time [CLAP CLAP] Two losses now! [CLAP CLAP CLAP] - Well it’s year 3 for Jimbo and it looks like WHO CARES GOT ATVS - Auburn spoils their own narrative arc with an early FIRE GUS spoiler - Please meet Ryan’s most devastating creation yet, “Sexual Anarchist Lane Kiffin” Learn more about your ad choi...
Oct 05, 2020•1 hr 1 min
- A timely BLOOD WEEK sermon - Two bigole snakes treadin’ on each other, and their respective complaints - Confronting the glowing specter of ... a second college football podcast?? - This Saturday night, witness the DADVANTAGE 1982 game of the week - Truly just an extravagant amount of Philadelphia Eagles analysis Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 30, 2020•1 hr 18 min
- Which SEC East team has the leadership to succeed? - SEC West expectations, realistically managed - Sober consideration of SEC expansion candidates: Missouri? - Diligent research into the intersections of things and other things - Focused discussion on only these topics for the entire 7,000-minute run time - Definitely not an hour-plus of nonsense before any SEC football talk - You're on the bad internet. Join the good internet: patreon.com/mooncrew - wikipedia.org Learn more about your ad cho...
Sep 23, 2020•1 hr 45 min
- Spencer has huge feelings about the Nebraska Cornhuskers - Oh right, we just had the biggest Blood Week of all time - Journalism is free at mooncrew.substack.com - Make our Discord your new social network via patreon.com/mooncrew - See you in El Paso!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 16, 2020•1 hr 11 min
- Welcome to coach-firing season! It's always coach-firing season! - Time for the NCAA to acknowledge student-gambler-athletes - Oh no, it's Auburn vs. Pitt week - No Week 2 football games previewed, because there are no guarantees Week 2 exists - Not that we'd preview football games anyway - Join us in newly launched Moon Crew Discord via patreon.com/mooncrew! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 09, 2020•1 hr 20 min
- Week 0 recapped in terms of long snappers - Holly has a new Jeff Fisher - Technical Difficulties bingo: Jason's all cranky about being in a time delay - Ryan's ongoing lifehack: wisely avoiding football - Spencer shares the harrowing tale of the Poop Doctor - Week 1 previewed, for like 30 seconds - A lot of strolling around Wikipedia, putting ourselves in the line of royal succession, and other Week 1 prep - Rate/review the Fullcast imho - Subscribe to mooncrew.substack.com - Support this show...
Sep 02, 2020•1 hr 9 min
- A hastily assembled preseason top 25, prepared by our readers - CENTRAL ARKANSAS IS IN YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW, AND THEY WANNA FIGHT - Who is more 2020: Pitt, Ole Miss, or other? - SNAPTIE - Rate and review the Fullcast! - Subscribe to mooncrew.substack.com! - Let us know what you think of the Sinful Seven so far! - Let us know what you might think of a Moon Crew Discord! - Share this podcast with a friend, as if you are Jerry Falwell Jr.! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.co...
Aug 26, 2020•1 hr 16 min
Welcome to GOLF CAMP - The extended Fullcast-verse just raised $450,000 for refugee charity New American Pathways holy shit - Subscribe to mooncrew.substack.com, new blog home for Spencer, Jason, Alex Kirshner, and Richard Johnson - Golf history: far more violent than you'd expect - The only way to stop golfing is to keep golfing - Scottish Charles Barkley - Phil Mickelson chooses to bomb not because it is easy, but because it is hard - GOLF GEESE - GOLF FOX - GOLF DUCK - Rate and review on podc...
Aug 19, 2020•1 hr 32 min
We drafted 16 special games and placed them in a schedule - But first, 40 minutes of whole other stuff happened - The longest Podcast Business of all time - We are all currently racing to Indianapolis to hide in a T-shirt warehouse - 2020 Charity Bowl praising and ... encouragement - So much Iowa, just generally so much Iowa - Spencer makes the worst choice, which turns out to be the best choice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 12, 2020•1 hr 21 min
The 2020 ACC Coastal preview has arrived as normal. Why wouldn't it? - Our 2020 preview series incorporates the B.E.L.K. method - "Moon Snakes" - "Space Sandwich" - "Nap House" - Buy the Sinful Seven, a book you'll like by five people who did a good job making it - All conference divisions are foolhardy - How ACC Coastal is Notre Dame? - Time to stress-test Homefield Apparel dot com's order-processing capability Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 07, 2020•1 hr 9 min
This is the end of a show that lasted longer and traveled farther than any of its hosts ever contemplated. Like most episodes themselves, that end is sudden and unexpected and may not make much sense to you. It contains answer to some questions, but not all of them, and gets bogged down with weird distractions. The moon is there, and so is Casio Dog, and the Fullcat, and Bobby Petrino. Welcome. This was the Shutdown Fullcast, and we hope you enjoyed it, because we sure as hell did. Learn more ab...
Apr 22, 2020•1 hr 53 min
Let us assemble to talk about the only pressing subject in college football or the world at large: dogs, and the very dumb things they eat/do/think. (WARNING: Also contains discussion of Spencer pooping outdoors.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 15, 2020•50 min
When you have to confront your evil self in a nightmare zone, that's a spring game. Introducing MORON OPERA, America's finest storytelling mode When a rasslin match convinces you the evil clown is the good guy Florida faces its demons in the funhouse NC State faces its horrifying LACK OF A FACE! And a swamplord from USC's past returns with vengeance Also, football coaches, please just read the card and stop ad-libbing about the pandemic, thanks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...
Apr 08, 2020•58 min
On this episode, Spencer and Holly talk to a real live medical doctor about Covid-19 and what you can do to help. Also, there are some very silly conversations about a medical drama starring SEC coaches, rat tails, Godfrey eating an unpleasant but not impossible amount of fast food for charity, and laser tag. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 01, 2020•56 min
As the Shutdown Fullcast continues quarantine, we review the emergency status of the South's major breakfast chains, give you helpful Italian lessons, and ponder the meaning of unexpected knives. Don't worry if this description doesn't make sense. Nothing else does, either. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 25, 2020•56 min
If you're thinking this episode seems strangely like the episodes the Fullcast releases when the world's operating normally, consider this: we were preparing you all along! (We weren't. We don't plan that well.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 18, 2020•1 hr 33 min
Welcome to the Shutdown Fullcast, the world's only college football podcast, only Bill Simmons podcast, and only Ringer NBA podcast. Today we're discussing: An American rite of passage: having to sweat in a pig costume on a 95-degree day Seriously, were all of you Piggly Wiggly mascots as kids What to do when Hank Aaron sees you nude What to do when you are a nude Willie the Wildcat The Deontay Wilder entrance costume of dangerously slapped-together dragon mascots "My mom managed a Big Dog Sport...
Mar 11, 2020•55 min
Time once again for the college football internet's single most reliable content: PICKING COACHES WHO SHOULD FIGHT EACH OTHER Holly, Jason, and Spencer are each managing their own stables, drafting FBS head coaches to build five-man tag teams You, the Podcast Readership, have also filled out a draft board and get a five-coach team of your own Ryan is not here, so we're giving him all the lowest-voted coaches from your draft board Ryan's team will be competing for the Intercontinental title at ab...
Mar 03, 2020•1 hr 6 min
Hot streaks are real. Everyone gets that moment - on a basketball court or in a casino or at work or wherever - where you just absolutely cannot be stopped. These are, in effect, the anti-disasters, in which you are the force to be reckoned with. We are here to celebrate those moments, in your lives and in the lives of college football players, even if sometimes they're just "I did this dumb thing multiple times and it didn't kill me!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...
Feb 25, 2020•1 hr 11 min
Jason quizzes Spencer and Holly on all the latest coaching carousel developments; like Nick Saban with a South Florida real estate deal, they struggle to break even but will hopefully get sweet national TV commercial gigs to help them out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 18, 2020•37 min
February means Valentine's Day, and Valentine's Day means romance, and the Shutdown Fullcast means disaster. We review your tales of amorous failure and share a few of our own. Please note: if you have used the Fullcast to find love of your own, we would love to hear about it and we will not be held responsible in the event of your breakup. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 11, 2020•1 hr 6 min
Spencer and Holly are both out sick, so Jason and Ryan are joined by Banner Society's Alex Kirshner to talk about why Signing Day is suddenly a bad time for USC, what Georgia's rise as a talent state means, and what our individual college processes looked like. As a bonus, we're then joined by longtime contributor Brian Floyd to talk about the coaching change at Michigan State through the lens of "how could you drive an Acura to Africa from very very very far away?" Learn more about your ad choi...
Feb 04, 2020•54 min
Way back in November, we went to Jacksonville and did a live show! I would be lying if I said i remembered the things that we talked about, although I know Florida disasters (football and otherwise) is on there. Also, UConn was playing Navy during the show. They lost by 46, which proves if your choice is come to a Fullcast live show or play Navy in football, you should pick the live show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podca...
Jan 28, 2020•1 hr 17 min
If you're Mike Bloomberg or someone associated with the Mike Bloomberg 2020 Campaign, don't read below this. Just reach out (compliance@bannersociety.com) and let's figure out how your money can become our money. If you're not Mike Bloomberg, this episode is about theoretical matchups that would fluster 2019 LSU, and by theoretical we mean everything from very good Miami teams to time-traveling Derrick Henry clones. Does it make sense? More than our proposal for a top-loading microwave does! Lea...
Jan 21, 2020•58 min
Is Odell Beckham Jr. a robot who spits out currency compulsively? Which Olympian was Spencer completely dismissive towards? Why is every Boston College coach's name "[First Name] Boston" and do you care that we just made that up on our own? Is Robocop real and how did he get to New Orleans? Can God make Ed Orgeron so strong that even He can't pin Coach O? Early in this episode, Spencer mentions the memorial fund for Ed Aschoff. If you're interested in donating but don't want to rewind to listen ...
Jan 17, 2020•42 min
