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--what is the Pac-12 even doing, at all --Jason goes on a voyage to cook his gigantic turkey --Maryland is a state made entirely of panhandles --the Egg Bowl and how Elijah Moore still got flagged --Mike Leach lectures on the Kung Fu Empire --The underwater booing of Jets fans in bronze diving helmets --Another edition of "Is this a real musical?" (with South Carolina connections!) --We accidentally say insightful and accurate things about Michigan football  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices