☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Which would you rather have... a partner who has tons of money and is terrible in bed OR one who is fabulous in bed with no money? We heard from many of you sneaky freaks, and your answers astounded us! We also discuss the five love languages when it comes to pussy praising (shoutout to the Shameless Sex podcast for inspiring us!) Mom gives me an excellent solution for my migraines: SEX! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our spo...
Jun 20, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 461
Are you a fan of adult entertainment? Then, you've got to listen to one of our favorite Pleasure Podcasts: Holly Randall Unfiltered. In this sample from Holly's show, the iconic performer Adriana Chechick joins Holly for an interview that shows Adriana's MANY sides! You’ll hear about her upbringing in foster care, her honest reflections on career regrets, and why she finds gangbangs empowering. Adriana will surprise you with her brutally honest insight on a storied career that brought her so muc...
Jun 16, 2023•13 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ You're in a mad dash to get somewhere, and you have no time to stop the car. Unfortunately, you gotta make doodoo and peepee REAL bad. What do you do? Do you shit in a Starbucks cup? Do you piss out the window? This week we hear all your heroic stories of relieving yourself on the road. I traveled to the mountains of Colorado for a 5-day wedding bender. Mom is convinced that no one does coke anymore, only microdoses of shrooms. She also teaches us about the variety of...
Jun 13, 2023•57 min•Ep. 460
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ How quickly have you gone from meeting someone to banging? This week we share our stories of our fastest paths from shaking hands to boning. We discuss horny Halloween parties, not making it home from the airport, and rebound sex. I'm preparing for clown school in France. Mom provokes me by bringing up Lin-Manuel. She also creates a boobie TikTok vid. Enjoy! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! DIPSEA – Wa...
Jun 06, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 457
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What are you secretly scrolling your social media to find? A change in someone's relationship status? Twerking dancers? Labia shadow puppets?! This week we dive into our unconscious to discover our deep-seated fantasies. We celebrate Mother's Day like most families – by drinking wine and playing Chat Sparks, a sex questions game with the family. Mom cannot be more excited to see Martha Stewart on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Please support our show and get discoun...
May 30, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 458
We’re excited to introduce you to another show on the Pleasure Podcasts network called, Erotic Short Stories. If you’re a fan of erotica and looking for a place to indulge in your wildest fantasies, then you need to listen to Erotic Short Stories. Each week, Mia will tell you a sensual story in a silky-smooth voice that will surely get you in the mood. Check out more Erotic Short Stories wherever you get your podcasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 26, 2023•9 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What sex aren't you trying again? Spoiler alert: We're avoiding having sex with strangers on cruise ships (at least some of us are), anal play after a certain age, knife play without a detailed discussion ahead of time, and licking funky-textured balls. Mom shares about men getting their dicks chopped off. A doctor probes my asshole. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! AMORUS – Up your sexting! Download t...
May 23, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 457
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ If you were to have sex with one piece of clothing still on, what would it be and why? Would it be just a dress (easy access in public)? Or just one sock (some people swear enhances their orgasm)? This week we also chat about scrolling Instagram in search of booty pics, whether bush is back, and getting arrested for being frisky with a cat. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! AMORUS – Up your sexting! Dow...
May 16, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 456
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Are you like my mom who loves to roleplay as an aspiring porn actress on the casting couch? Or are you more like me, imagining yourself banging in the monkey house at the zoo? This week, we share our and your favorite roleplay fantasies! Mom fights a TikToker and also debunks Tucker Carlson's views on sunning a.k.a. testicle tanning to boost testosterone. I share a quote about Albert Einstein and the power of manifestation as it relates to sex, of course. Please suppo...
May 10, 2023•57 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ "Damn girl, you fart wit dat a$$!?" Yes, these pickup lines have worked for our sneaky freaks, and there's a small, teensy tiny chance that they can work for you too! My mom also shares an incredible new method she has for going to the bathroom. It was the most shocking thing I've heard her say in years. We also discuss our experiences with sex classes, like learning how to give a BJ in front of your friends. I attend a mime party. Please support our show and get disc...
May 02, 2023•53 min•Ep. 454
Today, we’re sharing a preview of one of our favorite podcasts: Shameless Sex. Join April and Amy as they inspire radical self-love, sexual empowerment, and shame-free intimacy. Shameless Sex is unabashed real talk about sexuality with a playful twist. Today’s clip features return guest and dirty talk Sexpert Lola Kat to talk all about how to master the art of talking dirty in (and out of) the bedroom. You can listen to the full Shameless Sex episode #295 here. Join our sparkling new Sneaky Frea...
Apr 28, 2023•14 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ We pool our freakiest brainpower and share with you all the positions that you need to test out and probably haven't. Even mom was educated on a few moves, like The Amazon. We also unpack our recent trip to Chicago where my mom gave everyone she knows Uberlube. My sister and I discover a folder on Mom's phone that no one wanted to know about. My swiping spirals out of control. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' link...
Apr 25, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 453
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ You find a genie who says you could bone anyone in the world without any consequence. Who would it be and why? We share about all our secret crushes from celebrities to the ones who got away. I share a bit too much about my penis on a second date. Mom disses her medical team. A man falls in love with an ashtray. My long-lost love, Kristen Walker, finally shows up! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! UBERL...
Apr 18, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 452
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What are your thoughts on bringing your toys to Bonetown? Are you a fan of spicing it up with some vibes, plugs, etc.? Or do you prefer the au natural, body-only approach? What do you do if you’re into these toys and your partner is not, or vice versa? This week we hear about all your freaky deaky bedroom enhancements. I found this convo especially engaging because I'm designing my own sex toy company! My mother continues to go viral, this time in the New York Post, f...
Apr 11, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 451
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What is your comfort level with choking the chicken and flicking the bean in front of your partner? Is it a sexy way to connect? Or just too much?? Mom says it varies by partner and changes over time. I say that I'm down anytime and anywhere...especially if it involves Spanish. Mom goes braless and finally receives the publicity she deserves from her favorite publications, The Mirror, The Sun, and NY Post. We delve into how to prep and design a memorable first date! P...
Apr 04, 2023•52 min•Ep. 450
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ You wake up on your birthday...You think to yourself, I'm another year older, another wiser, wait...what's that?...is someone going down on me?! Are you into morning bday head from your partner? What rituals do you carry forward each year around the sun? We hear all your sneaky bday secrets from doggie-style whiskey shots to ball stretching! In other news, I support two fearful fliers on a plane and Mom meets a new celebrity friend in the supermarket. Please support o...
Mar 28, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 449
Today we’re sharing a clip from The Horny Housewife, a hilarious and oh-so-informative podcast from the Pleasure Podcasts Network. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered, and a bit salacious. She discusses all things sex and the realities of marriage. She answers YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity. Find out more and where to follow Jordyn at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. Today's clip features two listener questions: 1) How much oral “should” you be partaking in? And ...
Mar 24, 2023•15 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ If you're not vanilla, then what are you? We dive into all your freaky sex flavors from rocky road to deep-fried mushroom. I attend a literal shit party with influencers. Mom stalks Doja Cat. We introduce a new segment, Celebs We Do NOT Look Like. Mom takes a valium and attends one of my business meetings. I make friends with an exterminator. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! UBERLUBE – UberLube is our ...
Mar 21, 2023•57 min•Ep. 448
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ We're joined by none other than Kiki Said So and Medinah Monroe, the comedians and hosts behind the Cocktales: Dirty Discussions podcast. We get into our WEIRDEST sex stories. We share tales involving grown kids walking in on our threesome, spooky seance sex, and farting on someone's head. What would you do if your partner falls asleep during sex? Would you keep going? Mom tells us about a man who truly loves balloons. Check out our special guests and members of our P...
Mar 16, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 447
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Turn the lights down low because we're getting romantic! This week we explore our/your most romantic experiences, from meeting in a hotel room in total darkness to fancy solo sex...complete with a monocle? In other news, I got naked with ants. Mom was propositioned $$ to stand in heels for 7 minutes. Enjoy! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! UBERLUBE – UberLube is our favorite lube! Perfect for oral, ana...
Mar 07, 2023•55 min•Ep. 446
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Every week we try to give back, and this week we're giving back by offering our best FREE pet-training advice. We're answering all your animal questions from pillowfucking to tampon-eating dogs. In other news, my mom is constantly showing up on my phone's background and humiliating me. She gets a little upset that she wasn't invited to my pancake party. I'm also seeing a butt doctor. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsor...
Feb 28, 2023•53 min•Ep. 445
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What do you do immediately after a juicy bone sesh? Do you roll over and fall asleep? Hop in the shower for a nice rubdown? Release all your flatulence and run naked in the backyard? We are sharing our post-sex rituals and hearing all about your sneaky ways. I describe my recent Vegas trip, complete with a sexy hotel room and gnarly sushi. Mom tells us a tale about someone who went through airport security with something remarkable tucked inside of themselves. Enjoy! ...
Feb 22, 2023•53 min•Ep. 444
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ You guys know, we're constantly complaining about our medical issues. To repay you for all your patience with our anxiety, we're flipping the script and offering our armchair medical advice* for all YOUR ailments. We're answering questions like, Is rimming hygienic? and I have a penis the size of a zucchini and a few warts on it… should I be concerned? *Please note that we have ZERO medical training and our advice is highly unqualified and should NOT be followed.* Als...
Feb 14, 2023•57 min•Ep. 443
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Imagine this: You're with a new partner, everything's going well, things are getting hot and heavy, and then BOOM! You've climaxed a bit sooner than anticipated. We've all been there. This week we hear your stories about sex that lasted less than 60 seconds. We also watch a clip of the most uncomfortable TV show we've seen in a long time, Milf Manor. Plus, we also learn about a new sex move called the Grapefruit Technique. Yum! Please support our show and get discount...
Feb 07, 2023•44 min•Ep. 422
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ I got squirting lessons at a sex expo. Mom is convinced that I was completely duped by a fraud sexpert. We also debate about happy-ending massages. Would you let it unfold if your masseuse started touching your mountains and molehills? My mom gets a little BDSM from her acupuncturist. She also pitches everyone on her million-dollar business idea: Hot Pink Anal Bleach. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! U...
Jan 31, 2023•55 min•Ep. 441
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What would you do if you caught someone sniffing your panties? How awkward is it for you the first time you have sex with someone? How do you get your mojo back after having kids? These are some of your sneaky a$$ questions that we're diving into this week. My mom farts during a massage, and I meet an 85-year-old man at a sex party. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! UBERLUBE – UberLube is our favorite l...
Jan 24, 2023•50 min•Ep. 440
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Have you ever walked in on someone doing the dirty? Did they scream for you to get out? Did they invite you to join in? We hear all your sneaky stories from missed threesomes to seeing your entire family f*cking. We also talk about mom's pissing in the ocean, her cockblocking me, and of course, masturbation monkeys. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! DIPSEA – Want to get turned on? Dipsea is an audio app...
Jan 17, 2023•53 min•Ep. 439
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Interested in some backdoor lovin'? We crowdsource your secrets to success and all the missteps that we need to avoid. We learn about helpful techniques and accessories (e.g, Prostate toys, arousal oils, butt plugs) and unhelpful accoutrement (e.g., A cup of water). We leave no stone unturned, all the way down to licking dingleberries. Mom also educates me on male alligator's erections. Enjoy! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using o...
Jan 10, 2023•56 min•Ep. 438
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ How do you indicate to your partner that you're ready to go to Bonetown? Do you light some candles? Share some code words? Start moo-ing? We share all your sneaky signals to get your freak on. We wish you all a wonderful holiday season. We're so grateful to be a part of your family! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! CALM – Our favorite mental wellness app! Learn how to meditate and destress from anger a...
Dec 27, 2022•44 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ How far would you go for some Grade A sex? We're ending the year by admitting how far we've traveled to get it in. Some of you Sneaky Freaks have flown across the world for it, and others of you require your lovers to come to you. My mom explains that if you want to be with her, you have to EARN it. As we wrap up this year, we want to thank all of you for being a part of our freaky family. We've loved getting to know you this year, and we cannot wait to see what 2023 ...
Dec 20, 2022•50 min•Ep. 436
