☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ "I need you to dick me down good." "If you keep being sassy, you'll get a spanking." "So...You wanna fuck?" What is your go-to line when sexting? We share our best tips and tricks, like "Cam's Countdown," and learn some new one-liners from you. Also, we debate what sexting is – flirty texts to get you in the mood OR having sex through texts. Weigh in and text us! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! MICROD...
Dec 13, 2022•45 min•Ep. 435
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Have you ever dated a psycho? How about someone who slashed your tires and pissed in the driver's seat of your car? Mom's got war stories to share. Cam doesn't recall any psychos in particular – does that make him the psycho? We also share about yet another neurotic trip to the doctor. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! BACK TO THE BODY – Unlock your radical path to holistic wellness with Back to the Bod...
Dec 06, 2022•38 min•Ep. 434
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ If you were to make a sex tape, what would it look like? Would you smoke hash and record yourself banging on your honeymoon as my mom did? OR, would you be like me, keep it tasteful, and take a singular photo of a clothed ass? This week we hear all about your sex tape fantasies from erotic massages while wearing ski masks to mermaid/merman f*ckfests. I also share about a spooky surprise date. Enjoy! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by u...
Nov 15, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 433
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ You're having the best sex of your life...then you find out it's with your second cousin. What do you do? Do you call things off or continue in secret? This week we share the shadiest things you sneaky freaks have done while in relationships. We hear stories from catfishing an ex to selling a girlfriend's panties without her knowing. Forgive me mother, for these sneaky freaks have sinned! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sp...
Nov 08, 2022•53 min•Ep. 432
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Lies? Cheats? Unapproved happy endings? What's the shadiest thing you've done that broke the rules of your relationship? My mom shares a story about her relationship with a gay man that went a bit too far. I recall an incident that ended with me running away from an ex and into the security pit of a casino. Mom receives a massage next to a very vocal client. I reflect on the fleeting nature of life and start drinking alcohol again. Please support our show and get disc...
Nov 01, 2022•1 hr•Ep. 431
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What's your number one turn-off? Bad breath? A stink from down under? Your partner forgetting that you, too, can experience pleasure? In preparation for Halloween, we hear all about your horror stories in the bedroom. Mom gets accused of being someone's mistress. I accidentally accuse someone of stealing from me. Another sneaky freak proposes to my mother. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! CORAL – Coral...
Oct 25, 2022•53 min•Ep. 430
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Have you ever been into bad boys and/or mean girls? We all seem to fall victim to these toxic souls. Mom took revenge on one. My grandma wants to set me up with a beautiful Argentine woman, but first I must call the woman's grandmother. Mom shares some of the weirdest sex stories I've ever heard. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! MICRODOSE – THC + CBD microdose gummies are available nationwide! Go to Mi...
Oct 18, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 429
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Have you ever received a massage and not known how it was going to end? This week, I share about my rather unique Colombian massage and "hydrating facial." Mom talks about when she kicked someone out of bed after sex. I fall in love with someone after matching with them on Bumble. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! DIPSEA – Want to get turned on? Dipsea is an audio app that features short, sexy stories a...
Oct 11, 2022•1 hr 2 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Mom turns a year older and celebrates with a thirst trap! We tackle the perennial question: How comfortable do you feel farting, peeing, or pooping in front of your sexual partner? Also, have you ever really connected with your partner if neither of you has let out a dank toot while bumping uglies? I share my revelations about the connection between trust and sex. Mom puts out a PSA against "sunning" your perineum. Enjoy! Please support our show and get discounts on o...
Oct 05, 2022•55 min•Ep. 427
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What sexual experience do you wish you had said yes to? That threesome with two football players? The cougar who wanted to buy you a drink? Not pegging your ex? This week we share all about our sexual regrets. My mom gets to the bottom of what squirting actually is. I share one of my grossest experiences to date. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! CORAL – Coral is an amazing app to help improve your inti...
Sep 27, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 426
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What's the most unusual body part you've f*cked? Are you like several of our sneaky freaks who enjoy getting cozy with the armpit? I share about my sexual awakening in Latin America. Meanwhile, Mom discusses the benefits of thigh f*cking. Strap in! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! REXMD – Go to RexMD.com/MOM today to get started with a sample pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FR...
Sep 20, 2022•1 hr 1 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Have you ever had a kiss that left you feeling electricity from head to toe? Made you feel like melting butter on a hot pan? Like looking at a twinkling Christmas tree? This week we share about the best kisses of our lives and what made them mind-blowing. We talk smooches with bosses, hotwives, and biting. Mom shares about a boner that refuses to go down. I question what makes someone sexy. Please weigh in by texting us! Please support our show and get discounts on ou...
Sep 13, 2022•57 min•Ep. 424
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Do you have anything you’ve been holding back from your partner about their performance in bed? This week we discuss all the things we're too afraid to say to our lover and why. We also debate whether a radish could be better than sex. Mom gets a perfect massage. I get schooled on the benefits of clitoral piercings. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! UBERLUBE – UberLube is our favorite lube! Perfect for ...
Sep 07, 2022•59 min•Ep. 424
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ There are certain sexual encounters where the lighting is just right, the music is perfectly set, and the stars are fortuitously aligned. What comes is a mind-altering orgasm that shakes you to your core! This week we share about the best orgasms of our lives – what caused them and what they felt like! Mom tries to gift a used vibrator to a friend. I fall in love with my dental hygienist. We debate about what type of musician is the best in bed. Buckle up – It's a rol...
Aug 30, 2022•57 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ We start by sharing our most embarrassing moments in which our genitals were accidentally exposed to the world. We discuss my "promiscuous trip" to the camming capital of the world. Mom battles COVID and simultaneously sends out dick pics to everyone she knows. My doctor suggests I have Syphilis and promptly quits. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! TASTE VITA – Want better tasting cum?! Get 15% off natu...
Aug 23, 2022•56 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Have you ever gone down under while traveling abroad? We share our stories of banging wrestlers on cruise ships, taking advantage of jet lag in Prague, and befriending swingers in the Bahamas. Mom moves apartments, and my sister accidentally exposes Mom's war chest of sex products. I've begun to prepare for my digital nomad lifestyle by logging on to the dating apps in Colombia a month in advance. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by usi...
Aug 16, 2022•1 hr 3 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Have you ever dated outside your age range? What were the pros and cons of this "taboo" relationship? Mom has been in a long-term partnership with a younger man. This week she schools some older dudes on TikTok for hating on the older woman-younger man couple. We hear from you sneaky freaks about the pros and cons of dating outside of your typical age bracket. Mom shares about her own experience with smoking hash with younger men and searching for cicadas. She's also ...
Aug 09, 2022•56 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Have you ever been caught choking the chicken or flicking the bean? Did you stop or did you finish? This week we divulge all the times we've been walked in on while self-pleasuring. We also discuss Cam's horny dreams and why he can't use the pull-out method. Mom shares all about what it's like to date (and f*ck) a horse. Yeehaw! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! LOVEHONEY – Get 20% off your favorite sel...
Aug 02, 2022•52 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What's the worst date you've ever been on? Did an animal attack? Find their security blanket? Discover they were a serial killer? We share our stories and hear about your freaky mishaps. We also introduce an awesome NEW SEGMENT of the show called Freak of The Week, where we call one of you sneaky freaks! We won't tell you who this week's special guest is, but let's just say he's a fan of nature. Strap in! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brand...
Jul 26, 2022•59 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Cam gets a massage and mistakes the masseuse for a dirty nurse. Mom offers up her top sleep hacks and once again makes the case that older women are better than younger women in bed. We also debate whether women are hornier than men. Cam gets food poisoning from a hot dog at a sex expo. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! LOVEHONEY – Get your favorite self-pleasure product with 20% off at lovehoney.co/mom...
Jul 22, 2022•58 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ When you're in a relationship, do you still desire other people? We hear all your freaky thoughts on this topic and how you manage that burning desire. Can you look at the menu and not order the food? Should you order the food?! We also discuss my need to distract myself by simultaneously scrolling Instagram and jerking it. Last question: If your friends watch a lot of porn, can you ask them for links? Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands b...
Jul 12, 2022•1 hr 3 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ This week we hear how the Supreme Court's ruling on Roe v. Wade affects your (sex) life. Mom shares how she went from growing up without abortion rights to experiencing them in college. We share our views on the issue and unpack a multitude of ways that this decision affects all of us. In Mom's News, Mom shares inane legislation around sex that exists today. I revisit the issue of my COVID cock and attempt to provide hope for those coming down with the virus. Please s...
Jul 05, 2022•1 hr 2 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ I've got COVID and I refuse to masturbate with it. I also develop a fascination with mushrooms during my quarantine. Mom discovers a new weed shop and asks the pretty-eyed salesperson for some sex weed. We also dive into how our horniness levels have changed over time. Are you a horny toad? Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! FÜM – Quit naturally with Füm and use code MOM to save 10% at https://www.breath...
Jun 28, 2022•1 hr 2 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ One of our funniest and most enlightening episodes yet! After much heated debate, my mom and I bring on our resident urologist, Dr. Joel, to set the record straight as to what cum smells like. We dive into all the juicy details about sexy fluids from scent and color to texture and taste. We also ask him about blue balls, squeezing the tip during sex, retrograde ejaculation, and no FAP (masturbation). My mom also shares an inside joke about cum that she used to have wi...
Jun 21, 2022•52 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What are your feelings about your partner watching porn? We hear from all you sneaky freaks – some who don't give a shit, some who feel porn makes their partner want sex less, and some who can't have sex without it! We also discuss a family who eats testicles together. Mom shares some bonobo facts around food and f*cking. I encourage everyone to read The Hobbit. Much love! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links he...
Jun 15, 2022•44 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What is your favorite genre of "adult entertainment"? From your freaky responses, I discover that I need a milking table. Unfortunately, I also have to teach my mom what Hentai is. One listener complains about his underwear showing too much and another Sneaky Freak fantasizes about eating little cupcakes from the toilet. Finally, we talk to a doctor and discover what Buzz Lightyear meant when he said, "To Infinity and Beyond." Please support our show and get discounts...
Jun 07, 2022•1 hr 4 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Despite growing up as a star athlete, Angel Flores (Queer Eye) spent her first 20 years of life feeling physically different on the outside from what she identified as on the inside. She couldn't place exactly what made her feel different until she listened to a podcast from a transgender woman who spoke about her very similar youth – not feeling like she fit in, struggling with depression, and relating more to girls than boys. A few years ago, Angel began the transit...
May 31, 2022•53 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Who do you fantasize about when making whoopee? Celebrities? Presidents? Therapists? This week I almost die at a bachelor party and also get into a pickle with a tweaker under the lunar eclipse. Mom schools us on the difference between a cougar and a sugar mama. She also steps up onto her soapbox regarding the topic of plastic surgery. We also reflect on the anniversary of my father's death and the gift of a grieving process. Strap in, sneaky ones! Please support our ...
May 24, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 408
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What have you been wanting to ask Mom that you've been too afraid to ask? In celebration of Mother's Day, we put Mom in the hot seat and she answers all your burning sneaky questions. We get into the horniness of women vs. men, hooking up with coworkers, her thoughts on anal, and more. Mom shares her new movement against anti-abortionists called "Closing the Vag." Also, in Mom's News, we discover that in two weeks a single human man generates enough semen to impregnat...
May 17, 2022•1 hr 3 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Have you ever been c*ck-blocked or clam-jammed by your pet? Mom is growing FED UP with her 1-yr-old maltipoo encroaching upon her sex life. She also shares a story about a man who "loses his penis," only to have it reattached to his arm. We touch on current events related to Johnny Depp and the Supreme Court's leaked opinion about abortion rights. This is a far-reaching convo that will tickle your giblets! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite bran...
May 10, 2022•58 min
