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SCP 2467 is a large ocean vessel approximately 300 meters in length and 45 meters in width. The ship bears the nameplate "Toluca",The prefix "DV" was added later in red spray paint. Content Warnings: Gun violence, Mild language, Descriptions of blood and gore, Abductions, thalassophobia Transcript Patrons April 12-15 Breanna Bryce, Local Dumbass, Paul Theys, John Doe, Riverlynn Clemintir, Cale Buns Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-2467 was writte...
SCP-8987 is a series of alleged anomalous occurrences and phenomena within the Red Brook Mine, located in Dutch Mountain, Pennsylvania. Content Warnings: Blood, labor rights violations, doppelgangers, earthquakes, loud noises-explosions, claustrophobia, supernatural. Transcript Patrons April 7-11 Juan Carabez, Brickbox24, Jonathon Symonds, Somethinfierce, Eric Chavez Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-was written by Dino–Draws Script by Daisy McNam...
I’ve always been nervous about driving at night. Content Warnings: Vehicle accidents. Time loops. Transcript Patrons April 1-6 Solomon Marshall, Ugel, Златина Гарабедян, Jennifer Klahn, and Dave. Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-T4391: A Lonely Drive was written by Daisy McNamara. Narrator - Jon Grilz Buddy - Stephen Indrisano D-0522 - Daisy McNamara Dr. Lee - Kale Brown Dialogue Editor - Daisy McNamara Music and Sound Design - Mattie Roi Berger ...
"Listen up, team. Time is short, but the plan is simple. The target is supposed to be somewhere in this park. A large, orange slime. Burtkurt's research tells us it should be relatively friendly, which definitely works in our favor." Transcript Patrons Mar 22-31 Dotty Bubbles, Paul Peterson, devils_prodigy12, Michael Omiecinski , Murphy Eckhoff, Smoke FX, DracodeMortem, Bitter Hippo, and Rana'e Pool Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Com...
This episode follows Fren's attempt to host a game night for her colleagues, leading to a series of comedic misunderstandings, competitive games, and an unexpected culinary adventure involving SCP-504 (tomatoes). As the night progresses, spaghetti-related chaos ensues, and Fren faces her fatigue until her friends propose a supportive solution, solidifying their bond.
"Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming. Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming!" Transcript: Patrons Mar 8-14 Ansem Williams, melanie, Michael, JaeJae, Oliver Belanger, Vicktor Eklund, Tysharn Thomas, Marin, Christian Cobb, and Jacklyn Coles Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla ...
"SCP-6438 is an Advanced Interrogation Technique and must be used sparingly per the Ethics Committee Interrogation Policy. All Foundation members with at least Level 3 Clearance must adopt SCP-6438 via Mandatory Memetic Inoculation." Transcript: SCP Sitcom - Episode 9-1 Patrons Mar 1 - 7 USSMinnesota, Tanner Jansen, Omnom, Dip Shidiot, MoreaVT, Daniel Perkins, Angel Van Reeth, and ezra Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" ...
"Goodbye, employee of the month Cliff Rogers... Hello , employees of the months Burt and Kurt!" Transcript Patrons Feb 6-22 Fire Gator, Cortana Senju, RedRedRosie, Aaron Jones, Baked Beans Garage, Mykey Watson, and Cyrek McIlhatten Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood...
"Can't we just try another weekend bowl?" Transcript Patrons Feb 8 - 15 Kyle Norris, Henry Linehan, Ky St.martin, bell, Luis Chilcutt, 4Matt7, MTF Operative Corvus, CacophonousCockroach, Ridley Bosshart, Kyle Tomaszweski, DW, and AN. Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwo...
"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..." Transcript Patrons Feb 1 - 7 threejeffs., Hon1nbo, cody hicks, Wormdrake, nomad0070, Mothman, Zachary Jusino, Cory Stacy, Seth, Kree Accola, Creation_Lord, and Adealynn Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Gianc...
"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information Management Specialists department down to just Burt and Kurt." Transcript Patrons Jan 22 - Jan 31 Rodney Brooks, LeafedFox, meli, MiniZuvy, Cat Holtz, XDWolfie, Non thapat, xGoblin, Stephanie Storm, LanceDraconfire, Karl Smyth, BubblyGreenBubbles, Claudia Alvarez, Wingman Wingo, and Carlie Cast &...
"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying job in my field... NO CHECK!" Transcript Patrons Jan 15 - Jan 21 Glass, Richard Petty, Ashley Laabs, luki wojciech, Delta, Hazel, Paul Schwarz, Alicia Wilder, Robert Hayes, Nagata Tonikoza, Luke, Mikyle Gantz, ReliableSage328, Octavio, Matthew Oshamoko, and TCW! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was crea...
"Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community college on a night shift, the Foundation hired them on the spot after cleaning up a containment gone wrong. Having found the gruesome remnants on school grounds, they simply got to work without question. They didn't leave a single stain." Transcript Patrons Jan 8 - Jan 14 Isaac Buitron, Munnka Man, Donald Crosthwaite, Hyperion Orange, "...", Your_Lo...
"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure." Transcript Patrons Jan 1 - Jan 7 Max Ziel, Niffer, Spooki, Nova, Braden Lewis, Jeremy McGeown, Skye_404, Alec, Kristopher Burgess, Soren Watson, RedneckGamer, Wicked Kilo, Jaiden, Punkie Boozer, TJReds, and Julia! Cast & Crew "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Rodney - TJ Berry Fren - Erika Sanderson Janice - Kayla Temshiv Kurt & Burt - Josh ...
Listen to "Something's Amiss at Juniper's House" wherever you listen to podcasts! Spotify : https://open.spotify.com/show/3UBIVpBtlUt9yqsmothYWk?si=a42de3d3a30d4fc3 Apple Podcasts : https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-amiss-at-junipers-house/id1875054474 Amazon Music : https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/8b1f775c-7b8d-4829-ad6f-fe0da376b98b/something's-amiss-at-juniper's-house Finley's life is quiet. Dull. Boring, even. But today is different. Because today... they meet the girl of th...
SCP 073 is a heavily-tanned male of Middle Eastern descent. Subject appears to be in his early thirties. He is 185 centimeters tall and weighs 75 kilograms. He has black hair and blue eyes. The arms, legs, spinal cord, and shoulder blades of the subject have been replaced with advanced beryllium bronze prosthetics of an unknown design. Content Warnings: Desecration of a human body, Discussions about the end of the world, Forced imprisonment, Mentions of slavery, Violence between family members, ...
The episode begins by outlining the stringent containment procedures and destructive capabilities of SCP-076, an ancient, reanimating humanoid entity. The narrative then takes an unexpected turn when a database corruption alert signals a CK-class reality restructuring event, introducing two new anomalies: SCP-7376-A, a powerful carnamancer, and SCP-7376-B, a colossal living organism. Foundation personnel at Containment Area 25B are plunged into chaos as their facility is transformed, systems fail, and they must fight to neutralize the emerging threat amidst conflicting realities and a looming nuclear failsafe.
Introducing [REDACTED]; from Athan ( The Grotto ) and Jamie Petronis ( The Cellar Letters ) Following the death of his twin, failing actor Jacob Kane assumes his late-brother’s life in hopes of a fresh start. Instead of finding stability, Jacob finds himself working within The [REDACTED] Unit, a covert agency tasked with containing impossible creatures and phenomena. As he becomes entangled with paranormal forces and secret agendas, Jacob begins to discover a sense of belonging in a place he nev...
This file is under revision. Recordings have been submitted by Junior Researcher Lyndhoff for review. Playing File: 6504-DRAFT-2.The following recording takes place in the home of Junior ResearcherLyndoff on an unknown date. Content Warnings: Misphonia, Mental illness, Body horror, Prolonged and persistent descriptions of physical trauma, Suicidal ideation, Suicide attempt, Foul language. Requested by Evil Guy on Discord. Transcript Patrons Dec 1 - 15 Sam Rotman, Sinnamoroll, Calla, Beth P, Jame...
The episode introduces SCP-3840, a burn-scarred humanoid entity that teleports through Canadian forests, pushing objects and emitting radio signals. It details an investigation into Cyriel Mercier, a conspiracy theorist, whose recovered phone files document a disturbing camping trip, including sightings of the SCP, strange van impacts, and military mobilization broadcasts. The interview with Mercier further obscures the truth, suggesting a hidden national sacrifice.
The SCP Foundation investigates SCP-8670, a nine-note melody that, once heard, cannot be forgotten, driving subjects to feel it's constantly playing. During an interrogation with Dr. Birkmeyer, the researcher who discovered it through a sleep study, a much darker truth is uncovered. Birkmeyer reveals that sleep involves a daily "cloning" of consciousness, effectively killing the old self and replacing it with a new one each night, leaving loved ones unknowingly interacting with a constant stream of new copies. The implications of this existential horror are explored, including the idea that most people never truly wake up after their first night's sleep.
Explore the chilling details of SCP-4924, a vast tunnel system beneath Boston's North End constantly secreting molasses and housing SCP-4924-A, a grotesque amalgam of reanimated human and animal remains. The episode recounts its containment, previous civilian encounters, and the harrowing account of an MTF team's mission to install surveillance cameras, revealing the monster's deceptive nature, immense power, and the psychological toll it takes on those who survive an encounter.
SCP-1048 is a small teddy bear, approximately 33 cm in height. Content Warnings: Gore, implied death of infant, teddy bear carnage Transcript Patrons Oct 23 - 31 Sinner Leaders, Galaxy Eating Dragon, Galmatrax1, Shadow Strike, Aaron, Dave Baxter, Tristan Lewis, Ian, Jonathan Fritz, QuillGimmuk, Kyle Herford, Finn, HtOakenshield, ShinyMills, Ketrik Beck, The Hate Tank, Dragonthedrake, Kevin Alexander, aand Mr_Bile Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-...
SCP 835 is a mass of coral-like polyps. Individual polyps are larger than any known coral species, and most have grown to more than one meter in diameter. Content Warnings: End of the world, Gun violence, Foul language, Body horror, thalassophobia, Humans swallowed whole, Infectious diseases, Alcohol abuse Patrons Icecreamtruck56, Jed Linafelt, Jacob Watt, Tyke Arbon, DownWithTheThickness3425, Titian Vermin, Nikkyb5y, DatKat, Zazo, Sylas ONeil, Tristan Wentworth, Jacob Jordan, and Max Cast &...
SCP-6262 is an entity taking the form of a bus or other means of mass-transport, recorded since 1950 in various parts of primarily Eastern Asia. SCP-6262 currently resembles a multicolored Neoplan Skyliner bus with "DAEGU CITY TOUR" printed on the exterior, along with images of unconfirmed origin. Content Warnings: References to nuclear bombing, imperialism Transcript Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-6262 was written by Waspus Script by Loggerhea...
Procedure 4715 Waning Moon is to be performed on the full moon of each month and requires the following resources: one D- Class individual, 60 kilograms of fresh red meat, a large hand woven wicker basket, and one liter of human blood. Content Warnings: War, gore, suicide, violence, self harm. Transcript Patrons: Oct 8-14 Kevin Sanchez, KBD Shadow, Awolf123, Tormod, AwesomePickel, RedGen, Harley Jacob Hannon, Ben Tabor, Drew, and Shawn Kyle Reed Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacifi...
SCP-784 is a neighborhood in the town of REDACTED Texas. Currently SCP-784 is made up of twenty-four houses and two apartment buildings,all of which are decorated with REDACTED-brand Christmas lights at a density of approximately fifteen lights per square meter of housing.SCP-784 will always be covered by between 12 and 33 centimeters of snow, though no unseasonable weather will occur above SCP-784. Content Warnings: Festive Violence Transcript Patrons Oct 1-7 Wolfy, Gabe Soza, Daniel Pepper, ca...
Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of ...
SCP-1006 is an organized collective of an unknown species of the genus Araneus. Content Warnings: Arachnophobia, animal death. Transcript: Patrons: Sept 16 - Sept 30 Shawn Gibbons, Brian Bannana, Kennan120, Shana, KoKaneZombie, Michael Martinez, Jacob Duhon, Dungeon master Elias, benjamin taylor, Douls, Thibaut Declercq, JJ Wyatt, Jay Arr, pandemoniumpup, everyone's eric, 333O333O, Joe Stinson, Jacob Blair, Dorian, Jaxon Lindsay, PossumPup, Trevis Buegn, Autumn Sunset, Jamie Holding Eagle, Chand...
