In this improvised narrative role playing podcast, come and join artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia. Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher star as a group of unlikely survivors (a talking crow, a lich in a wig, a bubbly fawn, a Sasquatch punk, and a tiefling hunk, specifically) who must solve the mystery of Polaris University's vanishment and return balance and higher education to their world. It's going to be very hard and very, very, rude.
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Sorry we don't have a patreon. JUST KIDDING YOU HANDSOME LIL DEVIL! ITS RIGHT THERE CLICK THERE I WAS JUST KIDDING WE HAVE ONE ITS GREAT! Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter: @of_rude Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm . Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy ...
One loose thread hunts another in the shadowed labyrinth of Scrum North, the erstwhile temple-cum-Kenku bandit hideaway. Blades in the dark. Betrayals remembered. Promises made. A new power dips a toe in the water. Can we escape our past? Would we even want to? Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter: @of_rude Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm . Support the show: https://www...
Wow, just imagine how much more cool stuff you could enjoy if you supported the show on our FANTASTIC PATREON THE gold-standard discord community! Actual plays of whole other games! hang out with us on twitch (we stream so much now)! Radio Free Cordelia (a pirate radio show made by the cast)! etc etc etc Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter: @of_rude Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic vi...
The episode follows a Dungeons & Dragons live play where the player characters find themselves inexplicably in barrels on a pirate ship, quickly becoming entangled in a brewing mutiny. They meet a colorful crew, including a sea dwarf cook plotting against Captain Twice Damned Regina, a youthful first mate, and a cynical ship pope. As they attempt to mediate the conflict by "auditing" the captain and understanding her motives (which involve wooing mermaids), the situation escalates into a full-blown battle, complicated by a Leviathan attack. In a bizarre turn, they facilitate a Catholic marriage between the captain and the Leviathan, believing love will save the ship.
If you don't support our patreon we will die. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter: @of_rude Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm . Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Following a prison break, Albie and her companions infiltrate Scrum Fabulous's opulent but dangerous home to rescue her parents. They encounter a wizard bartender, pleasure golems, and a cruel host, eventually reuniting with Albie's parents who reveal they're cursed and impart disturbing news about Casper. A hero's arrival sets off a new quest for freedom, as the group uncovers strange discrepancies in time and memory.
In this chaotic episode, Albie, Bello, and Stir Fry get arrested on purpose to break out Frederick and Cordelia. They face a magic-dampening prison, solve a Sphinx's riddle, and Frederick accidentally creates a terrifying lice monster, Legion, using unfortunate guards. As they escape, they confront Scrum Fabulous, the crime lord involved in Albie's parents' disappearance, who reveals they are his captives, forcing the group into a difficult decision.
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Patreon, dog! Get with the program. And follow us on twitter @of_rude That's an order, Lieutenant! Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter: @of_rude Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm . Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https:...
We got a LIVE show coming up and tickets are going FAST. Get yours right now for January 23rd at the historic Union Hall.----> here. And baby, if you want this show to keep going, get yourself over to that yonder Patreon , and secure your seat beyond the velvet rope. Come inside weary traveler . The discord is FUN, the premium show is ADULT and HOT, the art is DANGEROUS, and the other stuff is TOO INTENSE to describe. I guess you could say it's not your father's actual play podcast Patreon ;)...
Meet the industrious dwarves of Flammable Rock Holdings. They're naughty, they're nice, and they've got just a few hours to plan the ultimate company New Year's Eve party. Can they book the talent? Can they find a last minute venue? Can they defeat the giant avatar of Father Time whose inexorable march threatens everything including the passed canapes and champagne tower!?!?! Behold new game masters Ali Fisher and Chris Hastings in this, our first Holiday One Off Spectacular! For real, these two...
CW: gore, death, family Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter: @of_rude Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm . Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Exhausted and fed up, our heroes battle and cajole their way through the last leg of the Teenage Woods and its ridiculous denizens. But what lies beyond? After all this, can you go home again? And what might you find there? Can our heroes bear the revelations of the Dawn house? Can you? COME JOIN THE PARTY ON PATREON!! Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter: @of_rude Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Ta...
The gang is whisked away by a malevolent, though romantic, force who will pry every secret from their most hidden hearts! Can they survive his psychological gauntlet? What truth will out? This was our first ever live show, recorded in Brooklyn New York, with an audience of just Patrons. If you'd like to come to a live taping like this one, support us on Patreon! This week we're happy to once again be sponsored by Shaker & Spoon. Get your head in the game and get the perfect holiday gift for ...
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www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic Rude Tales of Magic is edited and produced by Taylor Moore @ Fortunate Horsefortunatehorse@gmail.com Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter: @of_rude Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm . Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and ...
Captain tease, please! Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter: @of_rude Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm . Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
