This week on the Random Assault Podcast, MissesBun joins us again to swear in Pope Matt (they swear popes in, right?), discuss a few documentaries, break the real, hard truth that Crash Bandicoot sucks, and define the eras of Random Assault. Also, don't forget: OutRun 2006: Coast 2 Coast is the greatest video game ever made. SEGMENT 1: - Matt is the pope - Hearing your own voice - Hellblade - Obscure Sonic games - Unrealistic sex scenes - Shin Godzilla - Lovecraft - The Strain SEGMENT 2: - The D...
Aug 26, 2017
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 269: Ready Player FUN. Enjoy!
Aug 19, 2017
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate whips out the ol' Dreamcast to take us back to the late 90's/early 2000's with Crazy Taxi and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2. David from It Came From the Internet also joins us to discuss the referential trainwreck that is Ready Player One, complete with live reading of specific exerpts by Mitch....
Aug 19, 2017
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 268: Clown Climax Under the Big Top. Enjoy!
Aug 12, 2017
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Brooks joins us once again to talk all about theme parks in Pennsylvania, how No Man's Sky still sucks, the time-destroying hole that is super sentai, and we also get Kate to be so bored that she joins the Discord. Also, we call Matt live on the show, because he's not here. He's in New York City, kissing his father on the mouth. SEGMENT 1: - Gay dads - Owning a PS4 makes you gay - No Man's Sky - Edgy bands - Terrible porn ads - Early Access games...
Aug 12, 2017
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, long-time listener Jake joins us to talk about farm food, game collecting, and the perils of the N64 controller's terrible analog stick! No show notes this time, sorry!
Aug 09, 2017
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 266: Megaladan the Hot Dog Man. Enjoy!
Jul 30, 2017
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Megaladan leaves the YouTube comment section to join us in discussion about electro-swing bands, record players, Baby Driver, and how to act gay in public with your brother. SEGMENT 1: - Chris-Chan - Netflix's Castlevania - Big Gay Ice Cream - Awkward romantic (?) stories - Tyler the Creator is gay? SEGMENT 2: - Caravan Palace - Titanfall - Reality TV - It - Drunken gaming - Pearl and Marina - Episodes (the show) - Dubstep is alive and well - Wor...
Jul 30, 2017
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 265: Creative Theft is Our Daily Bread. Enjoy!
Jul 20, 2017
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Bob from AmazingNerds.de joins us to talk about the ridiculous censorship games get in Germany, females in the army, how production values make a worse product, and the wonderful world of horror movies and games! SEGMENT 1: - Amazon is buying Whole Foods - YouTube as a hobby vs YouTube as a career - SJW's are pedophiles - Weird Texas republican officials - Is Germany great or does it suck? - Recruitment and female soldiers SEGMENT 2: - E3 - Defective cons...
Jul 20, 2017
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate's scam-box came late, so she got a cavalcade of (really) retro games to entertain us! Also, Matt finally snaps and goes OFF about the terrors of living with a gluten allergy! Like, for real this time!
Jul 15, 2017
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 263: Skip Ahead 2 Hours, 11 Minutes. Enjoy!
Jun 22, 2017
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, mentally-unhinged listener Thomas (Vivicized) is back to help us spoil all kinds of stuff! Mitch has awoken, we go over all of the drama from E3, and lament how everything these days is just a cheap grab at nostalgia, to the point that popular media might soon implode in on itself and die. SEGMENT 1: - Court cases on YouTube - Random Assault shirts are back - Being autistic in public - School shooters - Get Out - Thomas' dating tips and tricks - Wonder Wo...
Jun 22, 2017
INCOMING: ATTENTION! ATTENTION! THIS IS A MANDATORY RANDOM ASSAULT AFTERSHOW, RECORDED AFTER THE 262nd EPISODE: "LET THE SKELETON DIVORCE BEGIN". THANK YOU.
Jun 15, 2017
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's just Matt, Mitch and Kate shootin' the breeze. Matt actually liked a Marvel movie, Kate wishes she lived in the American south, and... well, the episode just kind of peters off until it atrophies and dies. SEGMENT 1: - The south - Doctor Strange - TJ Miller - Lost - Mystery Science Theater 3000/Rifftrax - Clarence - Hanna Barberra sound FX - Puyo Puyo - Obscure puzzle games - Ace Combat - Spec-Ops: The Line - FPS talk SEGMENT 2: - Black Adder - Annoy...
Jun 15, 2017
This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 261: Did You Gaming? Enjoy!
Jun 09, 2017
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate takes us on another trip down Random Game Lane, except for the entire first hour or so of this episode, in which she wasn't able to get her setup working and we just had essentially a normal show. But eventually things get rolling and we have our usual mediocrity. Mitch and Matt even read som...
Jun 09, 2017
Here's a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 260: There Will Be Jew Blood. Enjoy!
May 30, 2017
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the prodigal son returns. That's right, Phil-Angie Carpal is back on the show and here to talk to us about shows for normies, Twin Peaks' revival, and his ill-advised purchase of a Nintendo Switch™ Hybrid Handheld and Video Game Console™©. We also unearth Japan's darkest secret, and the reason behind their undying prosperity. SEGMENT 1: - Phil and Cameron's duet - Normie shows and weeb shows - Matt's endoscopy - Nintendo Switch - Bad YouTubers - Wasting o...
May 30, 2017
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 259: Sonic Sex the N Word & Knuckles. Enjoy!
May 28, 2017
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener and baby boy Cameron joins us once again to discuss... look, I know the word "autism" is getting thrown around a lot lately but trust me, this is like an all-you-can-eat autism buffet at Golden Corral. Mitch discusses his master plan to use fidget spinners as an accessory to murder, we talk all about bad anime dubs, and we seriously spend like a half hour listening to Sonic Sez segments. I kind of wish I was joking. SEGMENT 1: - Mitch passing out...
May 27, 2017
Here's a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 258: [REDACTED]Radar. Enjoy!
May 19, 2017
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate is out taking care of [REDACTED], which leaves just our boys, Matt and Mitch. Matt talks about his recent [REDACTED], Mitch talks about adventuring around [REDACTED] with [REDACTED], and we reveal the truth about Kevin Smith, in which he [REDACTED]. SEGMENT 1: - Sonic fanfic - Alex came to visit - Matt's celiac disease - Croenenberg & Lynch - Steven King - Lightgun games - Drift Stage - Sonic fangames - 90's commercials SEGMENT 2: - SilvaGunner -...
May 19, 2017
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch is out doing stuff, which means there's no shownotes or aftershow, but Matt and Kate still have plenty of things to talk about. And there's even a special appearance by someone the fans have wanted to hear from for quite some time!
May 11, 2017
This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 256: It's Not Kayfabe. Enjoy!
May 05, 2017
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. Kate's grab-bag of gaming horrors returns as it does every month for another dose of misery! Multimedia mistakes, licensed garbage, and old-ass Call of Duty eventually make way for Kate to play the same level of Smuggler's Run over and over again. But, you know how this goes; the discussion is generally not related to the gameplay on scr...
May 04, 2017
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 255: Garfield Anal Rodeo. Enjoy!
Apr 26, 2017
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate's off doing her thing and in her place, we have not just listener Everett (TwerkinForKFC in the Discord), but also listener RattleMeBones! Naturally, we talk about anime, because that's just a thing we do every week now, Mitch discovers the majesty of Samurai Pizza Cats porn, RattleMeBones wants you to read Sonichu, and Matt and Mitch make the objectively correct statement that Link's Awakening is better than Link to the Past. We've got more fur than...
Apr 26, 2017
Here's a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 254: The Whoomp and the Schwing! Enjoy!
Apr 17, 2017
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Caesar (Schporg Blimkig on the Discord) joins us to talk about bad live-action anime, how our sky-scraper mansion was raided by Antifa and gave birth to the Mitch-Hole, and which Final Fantasy girl is the best waifu. Also, Mitch turns this episode into a bona-fide Broadway production. So, take out your weird binoculars-on-a-stick and enjoy! ACT 1: - Multi-disc games - Random Assault is raided by Antifa - Persona 5 I mean Star Trek - Movies with s...
Apr 17, 2017
