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Random Assault Podcast

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Random Assault 253: Christian Ska Paradise Orchestra

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, #ThePodcastGetsBombastic when listener Bombastic Blake joins us to talk about the surprisingly huge anomaly that is Christian ska music, the good and bad launch line-ups of consoles past, unbearable advertising campaigns, and secret summer camp blowjobs! SEGMENT 1: - People who blast their music in public - Creed - Christian ska - Jerry Peet - Binging Random Assault is the gateway to insanity - Tumblr vs Pornhub - April Fools jokes - Power Rangers movie -...

Apr 10, 2017

Random Assault 252 (LET'S PLAY LIVESTREAM): Kate Gets Lost Three Times in a Row

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. Once again, Kate graces us with a box of mystery goodness of gaming retrocity! Just... get ready to see a lot of aimless wandering, as two of the games are not-so-great examples of 3D exploration in the PS2 era, and the other is an open-world game, but top-down. As always, plenty of interactions with the fans in the live-chat, so be sure...

Apr 03, 2017

Random Assault 251: Six Years of this Bulls**t

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's our 6th anniversary! ...And nothing has gotten any better. Mitch starts off the show furiously with his computer woes, but then we roll right along with talk of Breath of the Wild and Samurai Jack. Then, surprise surprise, Mitch and Matt show just how bad at video games they actually are. And then Kate keeps tripping over the Breakfast Machine she's set up in her kitchen and Matt just about loses his mind. Here's to another 250 episodes of this miser...

Mar 25, 2017

Random Assault 250 Aftershow

This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 250: The Final Fantasy VII House (F**k You, David and Dylan!) Enjoy!

Mar 23, 2017

Random Assault 250: The Final Fantasy VII House (F**k You, David and Dylan!)

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener HP Suavecraft comes on to talk to us about the titular subject, beating It Came From the Internet to the punch by about 14 years. However, he, Matt and Mitch also discuss the new skits uploaded to the Random Assault YouTube channel, the perils of moving to Delaware, and old Flash game memories. The 2nd segment is entirely dominated by talk of Breath of the Wild, and then Kate crashes the party to talk about Samurai Jack's revival, and how the int...

Mar 23, 2017

Random Assault 249: Skeleton51

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, our favorite Willy joins us to discuss comic booky things like Logan and the weird Batman/TMNT crossover. We also talk about some of the big, open-world games of late (and last year), like Nier: Automata, Breath of the Wild, and Rise of the Tomb Raider. And if the title didn't give it away, we talk a ton about punk-rock video game auteur Suda51. This episode is jam-packed with sticky goodness! SEGMENT 1: - Sausage Party is on Netflix - Ace Attorney 5 - Th...

Mar 14, 2017

Random Assault 248 (LET'S PLAY LIVESTREAM): There's a Sega CD in My Boot!

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. Another grab-bag of miscellaneous gaming goodness from Kate, as we explore mainly Sega titles this time. We also get nostalgic with some classic My Chemical Romance, and... well, there's quite a bit of downtime between games due to some technical snafus but at least Matt and Mitch keep the conversation flowing.

Mar 11, 2017

Random Assault 247: I'll Consider It

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's a shorter episode thanks to being short-handed. Mitch got taken away to a reformation camp after the inflammatory things he's said about women over the years, so Matt and Kate talk about John Wick 2, raising children, and our very special interview with the Nazis over at The Amazing Nerds! SEGMENT 1: - Dentistry - German interview - Train Simulator - Paper Mario - John Wick 2 - Black Theater Goers - Star Trek Online SEGMENT 2: - Raising Kids - Random...

Feb 27, 2017

Random Assault 246: Don't Come to School Tomorrow

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Thomas joins us to talk a whole lot about real MAN STUFF. I'm talking guns, knives, war stories, and Black Jesus. Kate manages to sneak in talk of pre-internet slashfiction, and Mitch edges his way in there to talk about My Hero Academia, but other than that, this show is going to give you a much-needed shot of testosterone! SEGMENT 1: - Virginia - Being hit on by gay people - Kids who look like they're going to hurt people - Vietnam memories - K...

Feb 15, 2017

Random Assault 245: It Came From the Internet

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by another listener, Neko Atheist aka WorseThanYou! Naturally, anime is discussed, but we also talk about why there aren't any racing games anymore, and we also give our picks for who we think is going to die in 2017! It's a regular hootenanny! SEGMENT 1: - Little Witch Academia - My Hero Academia - Long manga/anime series - Nyan Koi - Akiba Strip anime SEGMENT 2: - People need to calm down about the Switch - Moogle Chocobo Carnival - Final F...

Feb 08, 2017

Random Assault 244 (LET'S PLAY LIVESTREAM): Dexter's Blue-Eyes White Gun

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. YOU CAN WATCH IT BY CLICKING THE LINK BELOW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8_WfLRJ5zk Okay, so like that disclaimer above says: this episode was done as a video livestream. Kate got a subscription box that sends a bunch of random games every month, so we decided to sit down and play them! As such, the audio version of this episode is ...

Feb 02, 2017

Random Assault 243: Switch It Off

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch sits out the first segment due to expoding out of both his ends. So, Matt and Kate lement the Switch announcement and go over Kate's gaming subscription box. Then, Mitch cleans up and brings up some MAGFest stories, and then we run through a gauntlet of topics, including Let It Die, Final Fantasy XV, and Rare Replay. SEGMENT 1: - Kate's subscription box - The Switch looks terrible, go home, no one cares SEGMENT 2: - More Switch talk - AGDQ Cringe - ...

Jan 25, 2017

Random Assault 242: The Spongebob Spectrum

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by long-time Mitch-hater and short-time listener Phil-Angie Carpal! We get him to try and explain why Rick and Morty is a thing people like, Matt talks about Nazis (as usual), Mitch finally talks about Final Fantasy X for the final time, forever, and Mitch and Matt gush over the final demo for Resident Evil 7, and ponder the game's future. Oh, and fanfiction. But, not of us this time. Oh no. SEGMENT 1: - Why Phil-Angie hates Mitch - Rick and ...

Jan 12, 2017

Random Assault 241: The People's Console

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, things get awkward as Mitch starts talking about... "meme theory"? We also find out the poor fool doesn't watch TV. Matt and Mitch talk at length about that gloriously awful Sonic OVA, and Kate whisks everyone away on a magical journey to see why the PS2 generation was the greatest of them all. Glory to Ken Kutaragi! Glory to the Motherconsole! SEGMENT 1: - What animal could you justify punching? - Robbie Rotten - Meme theory - God of War PS4 - The Spock ...

Dec 19, 2016

Random Assault 240 Aftershow

Here's a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 240: The Vape Awards 2016 sponsored by CumCrate. Enjoy!

Dec 13, 2016

Random Assault 240: The Vape Awards 2016 sponsored by CumCrate

This week on the Random Assault podcast, the boys and goy are joined by a real-ass music producer! Marina comes on the show to talk about the wonderment that is future funk. We also pitch a gay sex anime starring us, talk all about the tragedy that is the Game Awards, and Mitch gives an addendum to his DOOM discussion from last week, that absolutely no one asked for. Get down! SEGMENT 1: - Future funk - Music production - Chicago - The Angry Birds movie - Slice of life anime - Our gay sex anime ...

Dec 13, 2016

Random Assault 239: Random Assault in Colour

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, long-time listener Marco joins us to have a jolly old time, talking about The Last Dragon (yes, again), video streaming services and the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. We also make our predictions for The Game Awards and PlayStation Experience (which have both already happened at the time of this posting), and we start an impromptu jug band! Well, gosh darn it I think we're gonna win this thing! SEGMENT 1: - Bikes - Cats - We're gay - The Last Dragon - M...

Dec 07, 2016

Random Assault 238: Ginyu Assault Pod Jazz Minus Garfield

This week on the Ginyu Assault Pod Jazz, Matt Ritter (Brosona3FES) from NobiNoodle is back and ready to talk to us about the animes, Pokemon Sun and Moon, anime, anime, and The Simpsons, which is basically an anime. We also go over Persona 5's delay, and pre-pick our waifus. SEGMENT 1: - Ginyu Assault Pod Jazz - Persona 5 delayed again - Bad old screen names - Dragonball - Recuts and re-edits - More anime talk - Video streaming services - The Switch predictions SEGMENT 2: - Persona waifus - Our ...

Nov 30, 2016

Random Assault 237: Make America Normal Again

This week on the Random Assault Podcast we probably hit the land-speed record for going from zero to unlistenable. It's just Matt and Mitch and they talk all about the election, and segway straight into anime talk from there. Also, Matt watched Dragonheart and Mitch watched some crappy Canadian horror anthology. SEGMENT 1: - We did it - The election - Stop being babies - Emotionally crippling video game experiences - Change SEGMENT 2: - DragonBall Z - Fruits Basket - Jojo - Sega Hard Girls - Cas...

Nov 23, 2016

Random Assault 236: Kingdom_Hearts_Foot_Compilation.wmv

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by listener MissesBun, who talks about gothic lolita fashion, as well as binging our show to the point where she actually ENJOYS us! Also, Matt talks about The Walking Dead, as well as The Last Dragon, Mitch talks about Doctor Strange, and we feature two big showdowns: east coast fast food vs west coast fast food, and Baby Boomers vs Millennials! SEGMENT 1: - A married person listens to us - How MissesBun found us - Pho - Malls - Doctor Stran...

Nov 12, 2016
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