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Random Assault Podcast

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An uncensored, anarchic podcast, by bad people, for bad people. Welcome home.
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Random Assault 234: I Can't Hear the Laughter Anymore

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the gang convenes to talk about Steam Trading Cards, Resident Evil (specifically, the REmake), weird controllers, horror movies then and now, and Nicholas Cage. All scary things. So, this is basically as close as you're gonna get to a Halloween episode this year. SEGMENT 1: - Devil Daggers - They fixed OutDrive - Steam Trading Cards - Cities: Skylines - Luke Cage - Hitman: Codename 47 - Bad movies - Big black nerdos SEGMENT 2: - Mitch's dad is Vince McMah...

Oct 23, 2016

Random Assault 233: Alex, We Barely Knew Ye

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, barriers are broken as we do our first-ever live episode! All in commemoration of the sad, sad truth: Alex is parting ways with the show. At least, for right now. The nitty-gritty details are contained in this episode, but know that he's not entirely gone for good. He might pull a Doug Walker and come back to the show in a few months. He might not. We'll just have to see. He'll also definitely still be a part of the convention videos in the future, such a...

Oct 16, 2016

Random Assault 232: Season's Greetings from Kevin Smith

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Dylan "Phazon117" joins us to talk a whole bunch about stuff like that stupid YouTube Heroes program, Russian ska, Alex's fever dreams due to the NX hype, Amiibo compatability, and our horror stories involving losing our precious data. Let's get whackin'! SEGMENT 1: - Smashmouth - Ghostbusters - Women aren't funny - The Boston FIG 2016 Video - YouTube Heroes - Things that look like other things SEGMENT 2: - Russian ska - Alex's lame NX dream - Su...

Oct 09, 2016

Random Assault 231: Edging your Bets

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we get down and dirty with a new list of Fap Achievments stroked out by listener Chris Ott! We also cover a lot of ground from our recent Boston trip that didn't make it into the FIG video or the Breakfastcast. And because this is Random Assault, we also talk about hemorrhoids and Star Trek. Because of course. SEGMENT 1: - Recording levels - The Bastard Executioner - Round One Arcade - Adventures in Boston - Eddie Spuhgetti Halloween Volume 2 - Boston Fes...

Sep 29, 2016

Random Assault 230: De-Bronitized

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Bron comes back to talk about his podcast, and various other topics, such as eSports, Halloween, and derivitive shooters. We also discover that Kate might have usurped Mitch as the Crown Homo, and also, Drunk Kate makes a glorious return after like 200 episodes of being gone. And it's as much of a train-wreck as you'd imagine. SEGMENT 1: - Italian weddings - Halloween - Halloween foods - Kubo and the Two Strings - The whole YouTube censorship thi...

Sep 19, 2016

Random Assault Bonus Episode: Boston FIG 2016 Breakfastcast

This past weekend, Matt and Mitch shipped up to Boston to meet up with Alex and Willy and to attend the Boston Festival of Indie Games. However, not a lot of FIG coverage was actually done this year, and they guys were having so much fun hanging out and being pals that they neglected to even sit down and record an episode of the podcast in the same room. So instead, Mitch opted to record their table conversation during the breakfast they had right before they parted ways again. This is the almos...

Sep 17, 2016

Random Assault 229: Seth Rogen is Only 34

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we finally close the circle on the saga that is Mitch's relationship with Sausage Party. Also, Matt dives deep into Hulu's backlog of 90's TV shows, as well as cartoons that may have had more for adults in mind than kids. And then we talk about a bunch of weeb stuff, as usual. Everyone ready your penis catapults! SEGMENT 1: - Pittsburgh - Our first wet dreams - Sausage Party - Chocolate croissants - Cooking - The Amish SEGMENT 2: - Survivorman - The Weird...

Sep 07, 2016

Random Assault 228: Viva Le EVOlucion

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, our boy Le Tran joins us to hock his artwork! Namely, the sweet, sweet pixelated Random Assault crew you see in the banner and below in the close-up image! You can wear this awesome piece of fandom on your chest with pride, because we're selling it as a T-shirt! (But only if enough of you demand it, click that link!) We also talk quite a bit about having sex with gender-swapped versions of ourselves, weird 90's kids' tech, webcomics, and Le gives us the f...

Aug 30, 2016

Random Assault 227: Harry Potter and the Violence Killer

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate goes whole-hogwarts on the new Harry Potter "book", and reveals that The Pagemaster is her Gurren Lagann. Matt discovers the joy of importing games, and we lament the loss of old game manuals, not to mention talking about how Nintendo Power got put on archive.org (which has since been removed as of this posting). Plus, we talk about Dom Delouise, Pokemon, and Stranger Things! SEGMENT 1: - The Pagemaster - Stranger Things - Old movies - GOG gets 3 cla...

Aug 25, 2016

Random Assault 226: Bruh Checked Our Soundcloud

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Alex Apex joins us, having discovered the show from Soundcloud of all places! We talk about Rip Torn, Rip Taylor, Taylor Swift... and now I'm just getting dizzy. We also talk about emulation, blocking YouTube and the internet, and whether or not Paul Fieg secretly loves breaking down Melissa McCarthy on camera. SEGMENT 1: - Alex replaces Alex - Kids' movies - The Killing Joke - Old kids' sitcoms - Taylor Swift - Rip Taylor, Rip Torn - Skittles - Gak - Rat...

Aug 15, 2016

Random Assault 225: Star Trek Into Blackness

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by two special guests: Matthew Ritter and Tyler from NobiNoodle! They join us to... well, talk a lot about Star Trek, it seems. But we also reminisce about the Genesis, we come to grips with Sausage Party's existence, we talk about dead cartoons for the 3rd time this year probably, and then Kate talks some more, but this time about The Dark Tower series and Harry Potter! Or something! SEGMENT 1: - Star Trek: Beyond - Sonic Mania - Genesis gam...

Aug 12, 2016

The Best Of Random Assault Volume 2: Macro-Aggressions

This is the Best of Random Assault Volume 2. Here are a ton of hand-picked clips featuring some of the podcast's best moments, guests, meltdowns, and betrayals. Below is a tracklist for your convenience. TRACK LIST: 1. Intro/Rangdong Assfault (feat. Plexusmax) 2. Is That How You Pronounce That? [Episode 130: Is That How You Pronounce That?] 3. Matt's Escape Pod [Episode 97: Waluigi Time!!] 4. Sadamantium [Episode 154: Nodus Tollens Whackily] 5. Ha Ha Ha Farts and Poop (feat. WillyFresh and Josh ...

Aug 07, 2016

Random Assault 224: Mr. 98

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Cameron of The Weeb Show finally infiltrates our headquarters to declare war on us for like the third time this week! After that's settled, he and the gang discuss multiple NES revival products, using anime to get to 3rd base, and we answer a big ol' batch of your questions! SEGMENT 1: - Bananya - Canada - The Sarah Connor Chronicles - Spirit Camera - NES Mini - Wisdom Tree is Kickstarting an NES controller full of bible games - Chex Quest getting an HD r...

Aug 06, 2016

Random Assault 223: The History of Kate's Balls, Part 1

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate returns after her surgery, and she and Mitch are left high and dry in Matt and Alex's absence. So, they scrape below the bottom of the barrel and bring on It Came From the Internet's David Reinhardt, so that he can constantly complain (incorrectly, I may add), that Mitch is wrong about everything. Mitch talks about Sonic because this is a normal episode of the show, the gang discusses great modern cartoons currently airing, and we take your questions...

Jul 25, 2016

Random Assault 222: 222-Love-Ru

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Jessie Saenz joins us to answer that age-old question: subs or dubs? We also discuss The Land Before Time, pooping your pants, the difference between donkeys and mules (because Mitch is an idiot and an accidental racist), and those weird Mac 'n' Cheetos things Burger King is selling. But first, let's take it over to Momar. MO! SEGMENT 1: - Ecchi shows - Berserk - Subs vs dubs - Samurai Jack revival - The Land Before Time - Deus Ex: Human Revoluti...

Jul 16, 2016

Random Assault 221 Aftershow

Another bonus aftershow for you guys! Free of charge! Let us know if you like these, as we plan to keep doing them until they are no longer funny. Which should take, like... 5 episodes.

Jul 13, 2016
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