Random Assault 270: It's Worse When It's Happening To You
Aug 26, 2017
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Episode description
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, MissesBun joins us again to swear in Pope Matt (they swear popes in, right?), discuss a few documentaries, break the real, hard truth that Crash Bandicoot sucks, and define the eras of Random Assault. Also, don't forget: OutRun 2006: Coast 2 Coast is the greatest video game ever made.
SEGMENT 1:
- Matt is the pope
- Hearing your own voice
- Hellblade
- Obscure Sonic games
- Unrealistic sex scenes
- Shin Godzilla
- Lovecraft
- The Strain
SEGMENT 2:
- The Doomsday Clock
- Something Something of the Apes
- Internet drama
- Dumb: The Story of Big Brother Magazine
- Viva Amiga
- Atomic Blonde
- Mitch-isms
- Dieting
- Gluten
- Dollar Beard Club
SEGMENT 3:
- Switch games
- OutRun 2006: Coast 2 Coast is the greatest video game ever made
- Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed is better than Mario Kart
- Jokes losing their edge
- Crash Bandicoot sucks
- The Eras of Random Assault
- The Cum Era: 12
- The Good Era: 106-233
- The Edgelord 420 Weed Era: 240-present
- The Era of Broken Kings: 1-11, 13-105, 234-239
- Tomba 2
- The future
- Mitch is an austistic lizard
- We are in the new age of grunge
- Musical subgenres
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