man, where to begin? for starters, surprise! no guest! the dude apologized though, so we forgive that silly man. rafe and caleb are all over the board with talks about dnd, some dating (especially the dangers), and bronygate. just another fun-filled day in the land of podcasts! caleb brings joy back to everyone with neature The post Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
GAY VATICAN!! did that get your attention? what about sam rockwell at the academy awards, which caleb forgot to watch? after that, rafe updates her lenten progress and they think about what to give up next year. always got to think ahead. caleb shares the “explain a film plot badly” tweet about thor: ragnarok and The post Nobody’s Fool (1994) appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
baby’s butts! this episode can be summed up as “two bros talk about stuff and watch movies.” thanks, furybox. also… a weird medical corner where caleb and rafe discuss the different types of herpes. rafe trying to pronounce big words is pretty entertaining. there’s a bit of a lent update and weird dental things with The post Color of Night (1994) appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
rafe starts out this episode with some interesting info about whole foods, and then the gang quickly recaps their own lent escapades. caleb tells some pirate jokes and becomes the first pirate HR person. speaking of corporate america, caleb is job hunting! best of luck, dude! caleb is loving the weather while there are only The post North (1994) appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
caleb’s having a good time backing a badass kickstarter campaign with d&d but the really big excitement is the 10,000 DOWNLOAD GIVEAWAY!!! on facebook, just like, share, and comment on this week’s episode post to be entered. there will be a first and second place prize full of loot! since lent is starting, rafe freaks The post Pulp Fiction (1994) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
hotness with this fire opener – caleb knows how to get everyone pumped! then rafe complains about lent, caleb complains about cake, and they both complain about the confusing way that easter’s date is calculated. seriously like, wtf? but then a bit about classic gaming. hashtag DOS. and then RL stein and goosebumps. caleb is The post Striking Distance (1993) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
first month of 2018 checked off the list, ending on a great episode! caleb and rafe must have been drinking the same kool-aid because they both want to discuss the best unexplained mysteries as found on reddit… especially the silent twins and the killer gelatinous blob rain. caleb has an emotional and physical meltdown discovering The post Loaded Weapon 1 (1993) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
what an absurd conversation about film and vietnamese people and their connection to apples. unfortunately, a wonderful author passed away – ursula k. le guin. caleb goes on another good mythical morning tangent about food, spawned by an aldi trip involving orange soda. rafe is super interested in doing isagenix so she and caleb bicker The post The Player (1992) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
hitting it hard with current events, like a guy wearing too many pairs of pants and an irish love starts his own “facts” style youtube channel. most importantly, caleb talks about wine mom, aldi, and riesen candies. he also finished that trump white house book, fire and fury: inside the trump white house. apparently sam The post The Last Boy Scout (1991) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
what the hell is with rafe’s super loud intro? don’t worry, it settles down quickly. speaking of settling down, dry humping and brony talk (thanks for the memory, furybox)! and… catfishing? and the dark spiral of app purchases. then rafe gets super serious about intel’s spectre and meltdown vulnerabilities. like, woah. serious business. on top The post Billy Bathgate (1991) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
an exciting start to the episode involving cats! rafe talks about her tardy chirstmas, reindeer, and billy’s blog about fasting. rafe talks about being an android lover, then caleb and rafe reminisce about old multiplayer games and discuss the benefits of steroids. rafe is concerned about a remake of the classic overboard and there’s a The post Hudson Hawk (1991) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
let’s talk about new year’s! and resolutions! also caleb complains about his health. and maybe they delve into chinese zodiac compatibility and the year of the dog. caleb saw jumanji: welcome to the jungle. no spoilers, just a good and short review. rafe tells an embarrassing work story that totally didn’t happen probably. they start The post Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
It’s the Holiday Special! Rafe and I went to New York City! We watched Maclain’s latest, My Brother the Time Traveler, and had an absolute ball. We met Murr from Impractical Jokers! He got us white girl wasted with so many shots of Jameson. The movie is awesome and Rafe and I should be putting The post My Brother the Time Traveler (2017) appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
in this eclectic episode, rafe and caleb discuss alabama’s crazy voting, how the christmas prince is awesome, and netflix cares about their customers. caleb watched elf, rafe wants to watch christmas movie with tim allen, and caleb watched wayyyy too many movies. there’s some debate on deviating from bruce willis to watch the ugly. and The post Mortal Thoughts (1991) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
rafe really gets inside caleb’s head and they delve into the anarchists’ cookbook, including banana peels. rafe gets really excited about christmas and holiday decorations and caleb remembers some of his office holiday adventures. rafe and caleb debate the pros and cons of a keto diet and healthy decisions in general. department meetings and lunches The post The Bonfire of the Vanities (1990) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
no spoilers in this episode! they talk a bit about brony fights, caleb self-analyzing, and rafe self-diagnosing. a bit of mental book-burning and psychological intrigue. rafe and caleb bicker a bit, which is basically their routine. rafe whines a bit about supernatural, too, and caleb catches up a bit on community, and goes through his The post Look Who’s Talking Too (1990) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
what a confusing start to this one. also some anger because the FCC keeps trying to fuck with net neutrality. btw, you can do your part and fight for net neutrality. no pressure… but do it. they talk a bit about possible watching justice league and how frustrating it is waiting for word on my The post Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990) appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
this episode starts off with a bang – and by that, we mean caleb complains about his computer, then humblebrags about exercise. rafe complains about work, there’s some talk about borat mankinis, and then caleb gets excited about his beard. and then talk about thor: ragnarok WITH SPOILERS starting at 25:45 through about 34:00! then… The post Look Who’s Talking (1989) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
rafe and caleb get real about their feelings and body size, related to the upcoming premiere of my brother, the time traveler. caleb is gonna do something about it. this leads into rafe and caleb talking about their social adventures this past week. there’s some talk about netflix in comics, disney’s interest in fox, and The post In Country (1989) appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
rafe refuses to edit when they record the night before. there’s talk about kevin spacey, world series, work talk, japanese vacations, and whitney cummings’ personality quiz. they talk about bruce willis in die hard and caleb did story time. the songs this week were about hard things (hueh hueh hueh). caleb talks a bit about The post Die Hard (1988) appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
colors, soda, and beer. everything that screams SPOOKTACULAR!! caleb regales the audience with a weird dream, then rafe and caleb take turns reading creepy stories from huffington post and buzzfeed. ugh. also a reddit post about a scary story in five words or less. good stuff! caleb drinks and burps a lot, and then they The post SPOOKTACULAR 2017 appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
a delicious episode with the following topics and no edits!! – hamilton rant – jefferson’s a DICK – rafe’s dumb work sched – themed dildos – now that’s what I call kidz bop – SPOOKTACULAR POLL – bruce willis in sunset (1988) – songs about sunsets! – next week, bruce willis in death becomes her The post Sunset (1988) appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
rafe complains about allergies and caleb complains about… laughing? yeah it’s a weird show. but hey, good news about lucifer and tom welling! after tons of rambling, rafe is excited about the book thing opens back up in baltimore! they also have a deep discussion about which blade runner should be watched. then they get The post Blind Date (1987) appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
rafe gives some great advice about booking room resources in microsoft outlook calendar meetings. then she’s super stoked about the new online show with jake stormoen, extinct! caleb finally watched dragonheart, so he gives his well thought out opinion. this leads into a discussion about alcohol and how to identify a psychopath by their taste The post The Return of Bruno (1987) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
holy hell is rafe just getting louder each episode? is this some devious scheme of caleb’s to fuck with the success of the show?!? HASHTAG CONSPIRACY. the upside is rafe found the youtube video of animals be like… and also this awesome rap of a guy. caleb pressures rafe into drinking, then she gets kind The post The Verdict (1982) appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
ALTERNATIVE TITLE: the perfect storm of butt stuff caleb starts off the episode with a torrid tale of… pretty gross stuff involving his digestive system. then it’s all about dating for caleb – or the hard stop. rafe spends some time giggling about her first time meeting furybox. then caleb complains about magical homeless people The post The First Deadly Sin (1980) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
rafe is garbled and excited about a facebook milestone. legit happy times. rafe sings a bit and caleb explains his AAA adventures, which prompts more exciting car tales. rafe spends some time going through interesting facts about alan rickman, since this is the last movie they’ll ever get to review with him. there are some The post RIP Alan Rickman! appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
wtf is with rafe’s sound this ep? caleb didn’t say a goddamn word so she just assumed everything was okay. I mean seriously, her decibel level is higher than her overall unhealthy weight. speaking of weight, rafe is the default winner of the weightloss because caleb refused to actually participate. but caleb may have turned The post Rafe is Tired of Caleb appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
rafe’s been reading on askreddit again. they talk about their weekends and also about zero days. there’s a very confusing conversation where rafe refers to caleb’s shirt around his head. no one else can see what caleb’s doing, so it’s a little strange… and caleb insists he’s going to start being better to himself next The post Plenty of Zero Days appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
the gang catches up on the week and on the eclipse. then ERP comes up… the good and bad kinds. then silverhawks in spanish and the japanese xmen intro. SHOCK! it’s a whirlwind. they spend a lot of time talking about what they’d do if they won the lottery. rafe makes up some statistics on The post Caleb Goes to Therapy appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
