rafe gives some erroneous and correct information about the upcoming solar eclipse. apparently there ARE more solar eclipses than she realized. but seriously, check out the nasa eclipse 2017 site because it is amazing and super informative and helpful. after a bit of rafe complaining in the weight department, caleb complains about a convention in The post Negative Podcast Day appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Aug 18, 2017•53 min
a special surprise starts off this episode!!! caleb catches up on his week and TV and food. mmmm, soda. caleb gives some non-spoiler opinions about the dark tower. caleb mansplains books to rafe and goes through his audible experience with IT and steven weber’s voice acting. also caleb is gross and tells a short story The post But Whose Was Bigger? appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Aug 11, 2017•1 hr 7 min
rafe explains food stuff and caleb declares the podcast will be helpful in the future. then… can one really have an entire conversation about burritos? tune in to find out! also caleb talks about speaking spanish. things are off the hook. and so many suggestions for youtube channels! so many. like, too many for rafe The post YouTube Protips appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
Aug 04, 2017•1 hr 14 min
what the hell is going on at the beginning of this episode? rafe makes weird noises and well… fuck it. caleb apparently doesn’t know good mythical morning and rafe doesn’t know what emoji to use. the struggle is real. speaking of struggles, rafe has to write one more paper for class. rafe also gets way The post Harry Potter is GREAT! appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
Jul 28, 2017•1 hr 5 min
rafe is super excited about this new movie coming out! then caleb and rafe take out their anger on kyle and his opinions on alice in wonderland. rafe complains about her taste in music not being appreciated and caleb makes fun of rafe’s uterus. caleb plans his wedding songs. they think about who should be The post SPIDER-RAFE appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
Jul 21, 2017•1 hr 2 min
rafe’s sound is super fucked up but don’t worry, it gets back to normal just in time for her to complain about microsoft patching. she tells a funny story about changing passwords, then caleb recaps a great time with a friend. then they discuss their current food tendencies. for some reason the conversation takes a The post One Hour of Entertainment appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Jul 14, 2017•1 hr 1 min
caleb recaps his crazy weekend and his sleep. rafe and caleb debate the pros and cons of marathon show-watching and caleb is still pretty livid. they also talk about their astounding weight loss accomplishments! also rafe talks a bit about the jetsons show. and job stuff, and whether or not certain items are dishwasher safe. The post Are You Guys On Any Social Media? appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Jul 07, 2017•1 hr 16 min
rafe shares an interesting story about orca killers and also please go check out the try guy’s the evolution of viral video. caleb and rafe discuss the woes of weight gain and caleb talks about his weekly mistakes. also dog penis. look, I don’t make him say these things I JUST WRITE THE SUMMARY STOP The post Good Luck, Caleb appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
Jun 30, 2017•1 hr
rafe and caleb bicker a bit and then THERE ARE TONS OF SPOILERS ABOUT WONDER WOMAN and some other marvel stuff, too. spoilers start at 4:46 and ends at 18:20. Sheesh. caleb also covers the movie terms of endearment, and spoilers, in case you care about a movie from the 1980’s. caleb goes over some The post Rafe Diets, Caleb Had Five Guys appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
Jun 23, 2017•1 hr 4 min
a good summary of what would be going on: stuff, and important things. rafe gripes about a picnic and caleb drinks wine. they talk a bit about eating issues and caleb spends some quality time explaining what certain foods have in them. caleb also gushes a bit about the wire. he finished it! and omg The post Caleb’s Weight Gain Challenge appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
Jun 16, 2017•1 hr
well well well… it’s time to talk about dieting and exercising. also about caleb overeating, bwahahaha. some pretty interesting talk about shorts… which are awesome. caleb talks a bit about wonder woman but there are no real spoilers. rafe had been googling herself and came across raphael moran and he’s hashtag amazing. this leads into The post Rafe’s Evil Twin appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Jun 09, 2017•1 hr 5 min
rafe and caleb have some weird coincidence starting this episode. rafe has a bit of a nerdy talk about AWildSketchAppeared leaving reddit. caleb recaps his week, which includes job hunting and more job hunting. also a friend has a band! at the show, there was a very interesting fellow that caleb talks about. there’s also The post I Hate Moments of Clarity appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Jun 01, 2017•1 hr 8 min
good god, rafe is loud at the beginning of this podcast. RIP, headphone users. there are some new subreddits you should follow! rafe talks a bit about hair and caleb has an interesting fact about cats. then haircuts from the ’90s and guardians of the galaxy 2 (but no spoilers, no worries). caleb recaps his The post Losing Weight Stinks (Like This Movie) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
May 26, 2017•1 hr 5 min
kielbasa and kraut and bread! off to a delicious start. but then… sad times, as a great musical artist has passed away. this swings the discussion to people dying, how to be a good person, and the impending void. then… more food. and also how horrible rafe would be as a mother. oh and gary The post Rafe is a Bad Mom appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
May 19, 2017•1 hr
rafe is having underarm issues and caleb is wayyyy too busy. he has a lot going on, like trying to get a job and graduate. rafe is trying to come to terms with with fat, which spawns a fantastic idea/competition. they discuss the best ways to be lazy, and some of rafe’s likes and dislikes. The post Rafe vs. Caleb: Weight Loss Challenge appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
May 12, 2017•1 hr
distorted sound doesn’t stop rafe from being happy. and then liam neeso! then caleb explains the crazy driving going on in his life right meow. also health concerns, and bread. they discuss work parties and obligations. and then… caleb’s lootcrate sock story and rafe not handling stuff very well. caleb ponders the meaning of loyalty. The post Da Vinci’s Blue’s Clues appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
May 05, 2017•1 hr 3 min
rafe starts off the podcast with some interesting facts about herself, which leads into how caleb feels about her. rafe talks about her week while caleb does his best to distract her on his video. and then rafe awkwardly explains how she searches for porn. yeah, really. caleb doesn’t disappoint, either! caleb recaps his week The post How Far We’ve Cum appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
Apr 28, 2017•51 min
rafe sees caleb on skype video! and caleb explains what’s coming up with dudeOMG! and rafe explains a great thing that happened to her at work. then they go into why the new netflix up-vote/down-vote rating system is insanely stupid. caleb groans about his lack of free time and also recaps what’s going on with The post Actually, Love Actually appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
Apr 21, 2017•1 hr 17 min
caleb immediately starts bragging and complaining in this happy episode. caleb gives a review on the oregon trail card game and iron fist. spoilers: more complaining. rafe tries to lighten things up talking about supernatural, but caleb brings it back down by being depressing. but wait, there’s more! things get all technical when rafe and The post Grammar Duty appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Apr 14, 2017•1 hr 4 min
caleb makes some gross noises which reminds rafe of the sneezing girl. then rafe recaps some of the cool april fool’s day pranks. caleb goes through his weekend with this girl and then rafe goes through her weekend with brony. then, of course, rafe and caleb bicker about what hiking is. then rafe gets way The post Angry Homesteader appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
Apr 07, 2017•53 min
rafe’s all crackly in the beginning, as usual, and she found another favorite subreddit, as usual. it’s called /r/unexpected. look at this crazy car commute! caleb has weird dreams and rafe gets excited about a netflix madlibs. and then some woman with an advertisement tattoo and some guy with face tattoos? then rafe reads madlibs. The post The Vinegar Mother appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Mar 31, 2017•1 hr 1 min
to throw everyone for a loop, rafe starts the show by complaining. and she’s been in a really weird, dark mood. this of course makes caleb think about a college humor skit. caleb and rafe recap their st. patrick’s day celebrations, and caleb took the whole night before to drink hard. then rafe gets WAY The post Canning Your Emotions appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
Mar 24, 2017•1 hr 5 min
welcome to the show, everyone! rafe and caleb start the show out by talking to each other. no foolies. caleb’s watching a new old show, his cats are assholes, and rafe refuses to waste her health and beauty supplies. caleb refuses to waste food stuff, which opens the doors to a horrible conspiracy about soy The post The Soy Sauce Conspiracy appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
Mar 17, 2017•54 min
caleb got a new thing and rafe starts panicking enough for both of them. and then there’s the bug so caleb has to spend some quality time with himself. caleb is entertained for a little bit, then rafe keeps complaining about big businesses. caleb talks porn and rafe talks fat eating. then too much wine The post I’ll Burn My Bras in Hell! appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
Mar 10, 2017•58 min
killer opening with caleb being angry about work! and then the adventures of dating… a lot… like, a lot. rafe’s reminded of a ted talk about making hard choices. caleb’s social cup runneth over. his schedule will make your head spin. rafe’s definitely did. they talk a bit about parents and names and more about The post Sunday, Monday, Happy Days appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Mar 03, 2017•1 hr 3 min
some unhappy thoughts about animal cruelty and smelly houses and possibly women. and then, just about the most EXCITING DISCUSSION EVER about kitchen habits. and washing dishes. no, really, they spend like 30 goddamn minutes arguing about dishes. and then… pizza rolls. there’s some talk about freezers and school and how caleb continues to hate The post Dishwashing and You appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Feb 24, 2017•57 min
rafe has found yet another subreddit to follow called what could go wrong and she couldn’t be happier, but then she immediately starts complaining about #firstworldproblems. caleb calls her out on her terrible work ethics, and then rafe shares pineapple pen. and of course, valentine’s day comes up and rafe has a bit of an The post Caleb Writes a Poem appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Feb 17, 2017•1 hr 5 min
rafe complains some more about school. caleb also has a story about school, which is amazing and involves a blast from the past. BUT FIRST caleb brags about his legit cooking skills. then caleb gets into youtube money-makers, specifically idubbbz, and then talks about world of warcraft like a nerd. but apparently there was a The post Uneducated Opinions on the IRA appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Feb 10, 2017•56 min
rafe tries her best to be quiet but… well, it kind of works out. caleb is SO ANGRY about everything… a date, driving, mcdonald’s, the dumpster cats… then rafe pines for food. and caleb is gross about food. omg so gross. caleb rambles on a bit about italian food, but then things get good when The post Just Throw It in Reverse appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
Feb 03, 2017•1 hr 3 min
rafe goes on a bit of a rant about tiny computers and tiny mobile computers. then caleb is an ass about processors. rafe does some research about how many cores you have have in a processor and you won’t believe the answer. and then they get into addiction and facebook. it’s caleb’s turn to rant The post White People Problems appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
Jan 27, 2017•1 hr 17 min