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Rafe Hates Caleb

Raphael Moran & Caleb Grabowskirafehatescaleb.com
Rafe hates Caleb.They're longtime friends but they hate each other. Every week they talk about her sordid sex life, his miserable existence, their top three songs of the week, and a tribute to the filmography of Sam Rockwell.
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Episodes

Looper & Fire with Fire

do people even read these?? they did high-lows as is tradition, rafe made some progress on the loss of google+, and caleb has more updates about the scientist. they also spend WAY too much time talking about pokemon go. but hey, maybe you’re into that nerdy stuff, too. they talk about their two bruce willis The post Looper & Fire with Fire appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Oct 19, 20181 hr

Moonrise Kingdom & The Expendables 2

rafe has SO MUCH to talk about, mostly regarding her high for high-low. it’s about an announcement jake stormoen made about the outpost!! she’s sad about the environment though, and the tobacco industry’s impact on climate change. caleb’s high was about food, of course. his low was about halloween, which is weird because halloween is The post Moonrise Kingdom & The Expendables 2 appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Oct 12, 201849 min

Lay the Favorite & The Cold Light of Day

a bit of uplifting news about bruce willis being kind starts off this episode. happy october, everyone. rafe spends time griping about her low. caleb looked on box office mojo and is impressed on little women’s opening weekend (limited release). he also talks a bit about the restaurant, then his high-low involved drinking NOOOOO WAYYYYY The post Lay the Favorite & The Cold Light of Day appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Oct 05, 201856 min

Little Women

what a special episode! rafe is dragging ass and caleb immediately jumps into his low about the trip. the trip?!?! that’s right! rafe and caleb went to the magical hollywood land of LA for the little women premiere. rafe weighs herself on the podcast and guess what the result is?!? spoilers, they ate a ton The post Little Women appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Sep 28, 20181 hr 8 min

Setup & Catch .44

STUFF HERE The post Setup & Catch .44 appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Sep 21, 201858 min

The Expendables & RED

happy 200th episode!! rafe laments recording with caleb because she’s missing the outpost BUT there’s a special guest!! billy!! they try to figure out if rafe has ever actually met billy… and then they get pretty sad during their high-lows. they talk about social media, remembering 9-11, some history about montgomery, school work, and household The post The Expendables & RED appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Sep 14, 20181 hr 15 min

Surrogates & Cop Out

rafe and caleb both discuss their hair and rafe gets excited about shitty food. they go through their high-lows which involve jobs, the scientist, pets, *batteries not included, household appliances, world of warcraft mythic drama, class, and not getting paid leave. rafe found a new subreddit, scripted asian gifs! and also someone in st. louis The post Surrogates & Cop Out appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Sep 07, 201853 min

Assassination of a HS President & What Just Happened

rafe starts off the show hurting all the ears of anyone wearing headphones then quickly gets sidetracked by metalocalypse which is apparently streaming on adult swim?!?! SCORE. speaking of, rafe went nuts trying on dresses and picked one. also more boylove with the outpost and supernatural fantasy crossovers. SWOON (and sploosh). and adam johnson has The post Assassination of a HS President & What Just Happened appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Aug 31, 201856 min

Live Free or Die Hard Redux & Nancy Drew

things are going all right! rafe struggles with her high-low so she does her default complaining about work. caleb explores the outer rims of gluttony via fair food and has been enjoying the scientist. they talk about life, love, and winning money. but most importantly, THEY PLAN A TRIP TOGETHER. because of little women, which The post Live Free or Die Hard Redux & Nancy Drew appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Aug 24, 201853 min

Planet Terror & Perfect Stranger

rafe complains about work, caleb has a weird obsession with sauce, and rafe goes through her grocery list?? caleb is also hooked on fruit-infused water and rafe has a new favorite beverage that traumatized a small child. caleb goes into great detail with his high-low involving his iphone, water, and a girl. AND ALSO ABOUT The post Planet Terror & Perfect Stranger appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Aug 17, 20181 hr 8 min

Fast Food Nation & The Astronaut Farmer

rafe and caleb try something different by going through current events, like elon musk going private with tesla a pig farmer and a missing girl trump being cool with asbestos and other evil things caleb lightens the mood with a great reddit post about cracked pepper, then they go through their high-lows. caleb’s involved dating The post Fast Food Nation & The Astronaut Farmer appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Aug 10, 201858 min

16 Blocks & Over the Hedge

man oh man, what a weird episode. rafe is still recovering from the trip and both of them are on the keto rocks. they go through their high-lows for the last week and then there’s more complaining about food. caleb talks about some dates he went on!! with decoys?! and some horrible storms versus the The post 16 Blocks & Over the Hedge appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Aug 03, 201846 min

Hamilton!

a special episode for HAMILTON!!! thanks to the marvels of modern technology, it’s time to party with caleb, rafe, and furybox! of course things start off with alcohol. they catch up on rafe visiting and what’s been going on in everyone’s lives and fantasize about making movies better. there’s a bit of christmas. how timely! The post Hamilton! appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Jul 27, 20181 hr 33 min

Alpha Dog & Lucky Number Slevin

what an exciting episode this is! first, the high-low takes off with rafe spending time at a place she loves but also being embarrassed about tang gardenand the island of el dorado. caleb’s high-low involved the 4th of july and job hunting. big news also from caleb about dudeomg and dudewatches. and on the most The post Alpha Dog & Lucky Number Slevin appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jul 13, 201854 min

Hostage & Sin City

really all you need to know is caleb can dance like a sweet-ass motherfucker and rafe accidentally deleted her gmail draft and lost everything else. did you know that you can’t recover a deleted gmail draft? sadly lacking ability there, google. get your shit together. oh and happy fourth of july, guys. high-lows are discussed. The post Hostage & Sin City appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jul 06, 20181 hr 3 min

The Whole Ten Yards & Ocean’s Twelve

caleb confesses something jaw-dropping right off the bat!! rafe has a new toy at work and talks about her woes about work and their lack of a fantastic, mystical beast. they do high-low, including furybox’s. caleb had a crazy week, which you can hear about on the podcast… rafe gets overly excited about food, of The post The Whole Ten Yards & Ocean’s Twelve appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jun 29, 20181 hr 8 min

Rugrats Go Wild & Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle

what do you mean, they have to restart the episode?! well, it’s not like anything happened this week. except rafe saw antman and she gives her very important opinion about it. they go through their high-lows and caleb makes rafe uncomfortable about her relationships and also by continuously scratching his armpit?!?! caleb talks business for The post Rugrats Go Wild & Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jun 22, 201849 min

Hart’s War & Tears of the Sun

rafe is super excited about IHOb getting a ton of shit and also BIG NEWS, jake stormoen and adam johnson will be in a new awesome CW show called the outpost. rafe gets super excited about allocating carbs on keto and still enjoying awesomeness. they do their high-low, which involves sickness woes, losing weight, movies, The post Hart’s War & Tears of the Sun appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jun 15, 201857 min

Unbreakable & Bandits

rafe starts off the show with an awkward question that caleb immediately sees through. they detail their high-lows for the week which involved financial security, overeating, st. louis city museum, and dealing with the apartment. rafe started watching arrested development and gets excited about future movies with tall guy. there was a unique wedding, weird The post Unbreakable & Bandits appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jun 08, 201853 min

The Whole Nine Yards & The Kid

heyyyyy buddy. the weight loss journey continues for rafe and caleb. good updates from both of them! however, things quickly go south as they talk about what they’ve heard about solo: a star wars story. rafe and caleb are neck and neck in supernatural and caleb started watching a fantastic comedy. caleb discusses his future The post The Whole Nine Yards & The Kid appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jun 01, 20181 hr 8 min

The Sixth Sense & The Story of Us

tongue twisters! gitaroo man!!! rafe getting too close to the mic! new NIN! asap science tears apart yanny and laurel! losing our hewring! squirrel ninja warrior! ketosis calculations! bruce willis movies: the sixth sense and the story of us song themes: storytime and six next bruce willis movies: the whole nine yards and the kid The post The Sixth Sense & The Story of Us appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

May 25, 20181 hr 6 min

The Siege & Breakfast of Champions

apologies for rafe’s sound being all fucky. blame the internet!! speaking of the internet, rafe is slightly obsessed with the two-dick guy and also talks about sexual frustration. speaking of frustration, caleb goes off on a tangent about his low-carb food intake. he should seriously just start a food blog. more talks about weight loss The post The Siege & Breakfast of Champions appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

May 18, 20181 hr 22 min

Mercury Rising & Armageddon

surprise, caleb starts recording before rafe knows it! caleb makes them bullet their lists of things to talk about. organization is… good? rafe talks about being amazing at work and caleb has a new favorite vine involving a girl, vinegar, and an amazing spill. rafe… gets awkward with venom’s tongue but caleb gets the podcast The post Mercury Rising & Armageddon appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

May 11, 201857 min

The Jackal (1997)

rafe is super excited about keto, printers, and okcupid. she does get a little too into her head about insecurities. but good news – she got some betabrand! there’s some deep-diving talk about keto. caleb talks a bit about his delicious brunch with RB’s and the weird old podcasts. caleb gives rafe shit about using The post The Jackal (1997) appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

May 04, 20181 hr 10 min

The Fifth Element (1997)

hard-hitting vine reenactments start off this mess with I love you and I miss you (hunnnn), country boy I love youuuuu, and I want to see my little boy – here he comes. then while caleb talks work, ANOTHER vine comes up – you better watch out. ok I think we are fully vined out The post The Fifth Element (1997) appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Apr 27, 20181 hr 2 min

Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996)

things start out JUST FINE, which prompts a harmontown story from caleb. and then, super exciting of course, is ketooooo. so much keto. rafe gets a little too involved in skinny pasta which derails the podcast while caleb and rafe go online window shopping. caleb and RB’s watched a ton of marvel stuff this past The post Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Apr 20, 201855 min

Last Man Standing (1996)

wow, so much stuff happened! first this, and then THAT! rafe watched hot fuzz & beerfest because she needed some happy times due to unhappy times. caleb watched logan & tremors which spawns a quick convo about who should be the next actor for the podcast. yeah, jumping the gun a bit since they have The post Last Man Standing (1996) appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Apr 13, 20181 hr 1 min

Twelve Monkeys

rafe is having difficulties with multiple things, mainly Y2K pop culture, and caleb blocked a ton of shit as well. then there’s this weird conversation about dead restaurants like big boy and shoney’s. then caleb rants a bit about how our memories should not be trusted. hashtag mandela effect. rafe talks about a wrinkle in The post Twelve Monkeys appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Apr 06, 20181 hr 2 min

Four Rooms (1995)

a fantastic episode of catching up and possibly still recovering from last week. there’s a bit of brony watch 2018 and some health stuff. caleb’s got a GREAT weight loss program very similar to the cheese cube diet. speaking of not eating, caleb hung out with RB’s again! caleb also had adventures at the unpub The post Four Rooms (1995) appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Mar 30, 201858 min

Mute (2018)

on this exciting episode, rafe and caleb get really drunk! rafe is in town so she’s in caleb’s dark, cold basement to record. rafe gets bent out of shape again and caleb calms her down. there’s an ace of base moment and also talk about drinking and broken pants and underwear. to bring things down The post Mute (2018) appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Mar 23, 20181 hr 37 min
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