Trigger warning: Gore/body horror. Jem insists that talking to snakes is cool, and Reeah says that it's a pointless waste of time as both sisters reminisce about the snake that used to live in their school library. A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Tumblr: podca...
Apr 14, 2020•58 min•Season 1Ep. 66
For this April Fools Day special, join Reeah and Jem on their quest to understand the greatest fool of the wizarding world. (Themselves! No; it's Lockhart.) EPISODE NOTES: A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Instagram...
Mar 31, 2020•53 min•Season 1Ep. 65
Reeah and Jem have some Covid-19 updates, including changes to our Patreon, and a positive message from Reeah. EPISODE NOTES: If you want to know more about Foodbank Australia, look here: https://www.foodbank.org.au/?state=qld A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com T...
Mar 29, 2020•19 min
Jem makes the bold claim that 'if you can't eat it, it's not real' and Reeah tries not to spoil Westworld Season 2. Both sisters get very confused about sentience in their journey to figure out what counts as animal cruelty, and how magic effect the ethics of its users. UK Protection of Animals Act 1911: https://www.animallaw.info/statute/uk-cruelty-protection-animals-act-1911 Animal cruelty in transfiguration resources: https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/64214/do-animals-transfigured-to-...
Mar 14, 2020•52 min•Season 1Ep. 64
Reeah and Jem are joined by special guest: Loud and Intrusive Train Noises in this episode investigating the Hogwarts Express. Jem gets mad at wizards for their crimes against muggles, and Reeah gets really excited about obscure train facts. A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: nineandthreequarterspodc...
Feb 29, 2020•59 min•Season 1Ep. 63
It's Valentine's Day which means it's time for Reeah and Jem to celebrate love by debating another Sink or Float! This time, the couple is Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks. Reeah argues that love overcomes all boundaries, and Jem argues that their relationship is unnecessary, unhealthy and uninteresting. Subscribe to us on ITUNES , STITCHER , SPOTIFY , or your podcatcher of choice . Find us on FACEBOOK , TWITTER or INSTAGRAM . Email: nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See aca...
Feb 14, 2020•41 min•Season 1Ep. 62
Reeah and Jem take another stab at trying to figure out what magic is and how it works - this time looking specifically at love magic. As predicted the sisters get side-tracked on tangents of blood sacrifice and the Department of Mysteries. Symbolism of blood: http://umich.edu/~umfandsf/symbolismproject/symbolism.html/B/blood.html A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: h...
Jan 31, 2020•52 min•Season 1Ep. 61
Podcast Nine and Three Quarters now has an instagram and a facebook page! Send your owls to us using the links below. Contact us: Email: nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Instagram: www.instagram.com/podcastnineandthreequarters/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/PodcastNineAndThreeQuarters/ Twitter: Jem - @Jem_JustJem and Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com This week’s intro music was ‘O Children...
Jan 14, 2020•46 min•Season 1Ep. 60
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Jan 01, 2020•42 min•Season 1Ep. 59
Reeah drags Sirius' god-fathering skills through the mud and Jem tries her darnedest to prove that Sirius always had Harry's best interests at heart. Do Sirius and Harry share a special connection through similar experiences of trauma, or does Sirius' arrested development just do Harry more harm than good? Jem used this resource to figure out what a godparent does: https://www.independent.ie/life/family/family-features/what-does-it-mean-to-be-a-godparent-in-2015-34161424.html (https://www.indepe...
Dec 15, 2019•47 min•Season 1Ep. 58
Reeah and Jem try to figure out why it took Hagrid so long to make his way from Godric's Hollow to Privet Drive with baby Harry after the defeat of Voldemort in 1981. What was Hagrid doing in that missing 24 hours? Does the motorbike run on fuel? Where is Wales? The girls put their geography and math skills to he test and try to answer all these questions and more. https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/117110/where-is-godrics-hollow (https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/117110/where-is-...
Dec 01, 2019•45 min•Season 1Ep. 57
Reeah and Jem are joined by special guests Beth and Nora from Get Sorted cast to try and figure out whether or not Slytherins are really evil. Will these four Slytherin hosts come to an unbiased conclusion, or just get completely sidetracked? Find Get Sorted cast here: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/beth-reinstein/get-sorted Wordpress: www.getsortedcast.wordpress.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/getsortedcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/getsortedcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/getsorted...
Nov 15, 2019•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 56
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Nov 01, 2019•52 min•Season 1Ep. 55
Sink or Float returns! This time Reeah and Jem argue about whether or not Hermione and Ron's relationship is good or bad, and end up bickering about bickering. Quora article about Ron and Hermione being parallels of Sirius and Lupin: https://www.tor.com/2013/11/19/neville-longbottom-is-the-most-important-person-in-harry-potter/ (https://www.tor.com/2013/11/19/neville-longbottom-is-the-most-important-person-in-harry-potter/) Contact us: Email: nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Tumblr: podcast...
Oct 15, 2019•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 54
The sisters think they can do better than Tony-award-winning writers, and pitch what they would have written for the Harry Potter play. Jem focuses on character development and introducing a new threat for the magical world to face in 'Daisy Dursley and the Wandless Warriors' and Reeah focuses on fatherhood and starting over in 'Harry Potter and the Midlife Crisis'. Link to the tumblr post about Daisy Dursley that Reeah and Jem read years ago and then forgot about (oops): https://gracelesschoice...
Oct 01, 2019•56 min•Season 1Ep. 53
Jem calls the houses inhumane and Reeah thinks that maintaining tradition is alright. Both sisters discuss their love of the Hogwarts houses on a meta-level. Big shout out to https://twitter.com/ghostrat_intown (https://twitter.com/ghostrat_intown) who gave us the episode topic to discuss, and to KateBDC4 who left us a lovely review. Contact us: Email: nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Instagram: www.instagram.com/podcastnineandthreequarters/ Fa...
Sep 15, 2019•46 min•Season 1Ep. 52
In their special two year anniversary episode the sisters both completely forget that it is a special two year anniversary episode and instead squabble about their own half-remembered schooling days and strongly disagree over whether or not it is safe to make children clean. Contact us: Email: nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Instagram: www.instagram.com/podcastnineandthreequarters/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/PodcastNineAndThreeQuarters/ Twitte...
Sep 01, 2019•58 min•Season 1Ep. 51
Reeah enjoys Voldemort getting hurt and Jem can't do sound effects. Both sisters hypothesize about what COULD have happened if only... https://www.hypable.com/goblet-of-fire-carrius-warrington-slytherin-theory/ (https://www.hypable.com/goblet-of-fire-carrius-warrington-slytherin-theory/) https://twitter.com/ghostrat_intown/status/1158914901181640704 https://hopelessly-drarry.tumblr.com/post/186344644646/hogwartsaheadcanon-queenelvendork Contact us: Email: nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Tu...
Aug 15, 2019•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 50
Join the sisters as they immediately yeet the Resurrection Stone out of the running, then spend the episode discussing Jem’s various schemes for how to best use the Elder Wand and why Reeah just thinks the Invisibility Cloak is the least of the three evils. But secretly this is the anti-feminist episode about how Ross Geller was right all along (despite the fact that he is basically the Snape of F.R.I.E.N.D.S…) Shout out to Flash Forward (https://player.fm/series/series-2148559), and their episo...
Aug 01, 2019•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 49
Reeah and Jem talk about representation or lack thereof, the stairs in the Gryffindor common room, and the Scarf of Sexual Preference. Resources Jem used: https://www.quora.com/Why-do-so-many-LGBTQ-people-like-Harry-Potter https://www.cbsnews.com/news/j-k-rowling-confirms-dumbledore-grindewald-are-gay-fans-angry-they-dont-identify-that-way-in-books-and-movies/ https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Sexual_orientation Twitter memes: https://twitter.com/AliceAvizandum/status/1143455806354022400 https...
Jul 15, 2019•1 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 48
Reeah and Jem are joined by special guest Bel as they endeavor to figure out what a Gryffindor is. They talk about liminal animals and phoenix trees, fondly recall some of the more reckless things they've done in the past, and revel in how great it is to have a friend who is willing to fight for you. Contact us: Email: nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Instagram: www.instagram.com/podcastnineandthreequarters/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/PodcastNi...
Jul 01, 2019•1 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 47
Reeah and Jem along with their special guest Sarah try to figure out exactly 'what the hell is a Hufflepuff?' They FIND themselves talk a lot about food, Slytherin/Hufflepuff friendships and the simpler things in life. This week’s intro music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvBUaW7aQ8c Contact us: Email: nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Instagram: www.instagram.com/podcastnineandthreequarters/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/PodcastNineAndThreeQuar...
Jun 15, 2019•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 46
Reeah and Jem delve into what it means to be a Slytherin. The sisters reflect on some of their best (and worst) personality traits, rant about how Slytherins are represented, reveal some of the devastating ways they have dealt with their enemies and rave about how much they love snakes. Contact us: Email: nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Instagram: www.instagram.com/podcastnineandthreequarters/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/PodcastNineAndThreeQuar...
Jun 01, 2019•1 hr 33 min•Season 1Ep. 45
Reeah, Jem and special guest Josh try and figure out what a Ravenclaw is. Jem yells about Hermione, Josh shares his interesting philosophy on coming third and Reeah talks about her exes. Email: nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Instagram: www.instagram.com/podcastnineandthreequarters/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/PodcastNineAndThreeQuarters/ Twitter: Jem - @Jem_JustJem and Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Our special guest this week was Josh from the Migh...
May 15, 2019•59 min•Season 1Ep. 44
Reeah and Jem begin the episode as if they are about to debate before Jem de-rails the episode with a master plan hypothetical of how she as a squib would try to live in the wizarding world. Contact us: Email: nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Instagram: www.instagram.com/podcastnineandthreequarters/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/PodcastNineAndThreeQuarters/ Twitter: Jem - @Jem_JustJem and Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of ...
May 01, 2019•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 43
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Apr 15, 2019•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 42
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Apr 01, 2019•10 min•Season 1Ep. 41
Reeah and Jem analyse a very important chapter. Read along with us here (https://botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html). Contact us: Email: nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Instagram: www.instagram.com/podcastnineandthreequarters/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/PodcastNineAndThreeQuarters/ Twitter: Jem - @Jem_JustJem and Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com This week’s intro music was ‘Hogwarts...
Apr 01, 2019•50 min•Season 1Ep. 40
The two sisters agree to disagree. Reeah claims Dumbledore is nothing but a liar and defends the humanity of Peter Pettigrew, while Jem reluctantly agrees with Snape and discusses the trope of life debts in literature. Contact us: Email: nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Instagram: www.instagram.com/podcastnineandthreequarters/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/PodcastNineAndThreeQuarters/ Twitter: Jem - @Jem_JustJem and Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Logo b...
Mar 15, 2019•45 min•Season 1Ep. 39
Reeah and Jem cast their bullshit detectors over JK's decision to pile practically all the main characters into Gryffindor, and try to see how much big lion energy each of the Weasleys have. Contact us: Email: nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Instagram: www.instagram.com/podcastnineandthreequarters/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/PodcastNineAndThreeQuarters/ Twitter: Jem - @Jem_JustJem and Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of ...
Mar 01, 2019•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 38
