Jem lives like a hairless mole in the ground and Reeah gets very angry at the system as both sisters try to figure out why love potions are treated like jokes. Shownotes: ‘A Cauldron Full of Hot Strong Love’ by abidil https://archiveofourown.org/works/12256968/chapters/27852360 ‘The Trouble with Love Potions in Harry Potter’ by Jamie W https://thats-normal.com/2013/11/love-potions-in-harry-potter/ ‘The Unexpected Way Harry Potter Perpetuates Rape Culture’ by Emma Lord https://www.bustle.com/arti...
Feb 15, 2019•50 min•Season 1Ep. 37
Reeah and Jem are back to continue their Sink or Float miniseries! The sisters start 2019 off strong with their first straight ship, and one of the most controversial couples in the Harry Potter fandom - Harry/Hermione. Joined by special guest 'Background Train Noises', Reeah tries to argue that Harry and Hermione's strong friendship could blossom into romance, while Jem interrupts her to call Hermione ugly and boring (and maybe also make a really good argument to sink this ship.) NEW YEAR, NEW ...
Feb 01, 2019•52 min•Season 1Ep. 36
Reeah and Jem use their Inner Eyes to see the future, joined by special guest Luke Hogan (https://twitter.com/Lukaferocious) from 'The Podcast That Must Not Be Named' (http://www.thepodcastthat.com/tptmnbn/). We speculate over upcoming book, game and movie news, discuss the toughest trivia questions we’ve ever encountered and shame Reeah for claiming to have no money even though she keeps buying unnecessary Harry Potter merchandise. Contact us: Both - nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com OR pod...
Dec 31, 2018•53 min•Season 1Ep. 35
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Dec 25, 2018•52 min•Season 1Ep. 34
THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR 'FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM: THE CRIMES OF GRINDELWALD'. In this episode Jem made reference to this article talking about McGonagall's age: https://www.hypable.com/when-was-mcgonagall-born-age/ Contact us: Both - nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com OR podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Jem - @Jem_JustJem Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com This week’s intro music was ‘Fantastic Beasts: ...
Dec 15, 2018•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 33
Is Ron a petty, jealous moron who doesn't deserve Harry and Hermione's friendship, or is he a complex and growing character who makes up for his flaws with kindness and generosity? Reeah half-remembers why Ron was portrayed so differently on the page and the big screen, Jem calls out Harmony shippers, and both sisters get mad as they debate Ron's worth as a character and as a friend. Contact us: Both - nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com OR podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Jem - @Jem_Jus...
Dec 01, 2018•55 min•Season 1Ep. 32
Reeah, Jem, and honoured guest Josh travel the world with their 'special briefcase' in the search of magical creatures and beings. Josh nearly vomits, Reeah struggles to spoon her centaur girlfriend, and Jem just wants a sugar daddy as our three hosts try to figure out just how f*ckable fantastic beasts are. Contact us: Both - nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com OR podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Jem - @Jem_JustJem Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Special guest today was Josh from the Mighty Mo...
Nov 15, 2018•54 min•Season 1Ep. 31
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Nov 01, 2018•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 30
Reeah struggles to pronounce words, Jem doesn't understand what mist is made of, and both sisters come to horrifying conclusions as they try and figure out what dementors actually are. Contact us: Both - nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com (mailto:nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com) OR podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com (https://podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com/) Jem - @Jem_JustJem Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com (http:/...
Oct 15, 2018•59 min•Season 1Ep. 29
Pick your side as Reeah straight up declares Harry is bisexual and Draco has no interest in women, as Jem trashes the idea that there is a thin line between love and hate, and both sisters try to figure out if Draco and Harry would work well as a couple. Contact us: Both - nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com OR podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Jem - @Jem_JustJem Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com This week’s intro music was ‘Of Lo...
Oct 01, 2018•46 min•Season 1Ep. 28
Jem goes mad with power, Reeah gets frustrated about the tables turning, and both sisters try and fail to do math as they endeavour to figure out if muggles could have taken down Voldemort before Harry did. Contact us: Both - nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com OR podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Jem - @Jem_JustJem Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com This week’s intro music was ‘Voldemort’ by Patrick Doyle, and our outro music was ...
Sep 15, 2018•47 min•Season 1Ep. 27
Do Reeah and Jem have what it takes to become animagi? The sisters figure out how Krum ended up as a mutant shark-head man, accidentally make some embarrassing confessions, and decide what their animagus forms would be. Contact us: Both - nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com OR podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Jem - @Jem_JustJem Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com This week’s intro music was ‘Rita Skeeter’ by Patrick Doyle, and our ...
Aug 15, 2018•58 min•Season 1Ep. 26
Reeah unwillingly comes to the defence of Snape and Jem gleefully drags him through the mud as both sisters refrain from using the c word, and try to figure out if the bravest man Harry ever knew is actually braver than a long list of other men, women, creatures and more. Contact us: Both - nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com OR podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Jem - @Jem_JustJem Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com This week’s intr...
Aug 01, 2018•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 25
What do muggles think when they encounter magic? The sisters step into the ‘Harry Potter’ series as ageless and immortal beings with no time for flashbang nonsense. Jem is sure that the military is up to something while Reeah just wants to ignore everything and get on with her day. Contact us: Both - nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com OR podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Jem - @Jem_JustJem Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com This w...
Jul 15, 2018•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 24
Do trees have feelings? Is time an emotion? Do Seers have massive horse dongs? Reeah and Jem lose their minds as they figure out what magic actually is in the final part of this spontaneous miniseries. Contact us: Both - nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com OR podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Jem - @Jem_JustJem Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com This week’s intro music was ‘Harry's Wondrous World’ by John Williams, and our outro mu...
Jul 01, 2018•47 min•Season 1Ep. 23
In part two of this miniseries, Reeah and Jem attempt to figure out what magic actually is. Reeah tries very hard to stay on topic, Jem forgets that snakes aren't human, and both sisters get upset over dark creatures. Contact us: Both - nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com OR podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Jem - @Jem_JustJem Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com This week’s intro music was ‘Harry's Wondrous World’ by John Williams, ...
Jun 15, 2018•52 min•Season 1Ep. 22
In part one of this miniseries, Reeah and Jem attempt to figure out what magic actually is. Reeah expands a rock to the size of the moon, Jem screams about the hermetic nature of cellars in Britian, and both sisters struggle to remember basic high school science. Contact us: Both - nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com OR podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Jem - @Jem_JustJem Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com This week’s intro music w...
Jun 01, 2018•49 min•Season 1Ep. 21
Reeah denies the existence of the sixth movie, Jem shoots down every argument brought before her, and both sisters debate just how hot werewolves are (and also, which character from 'Hogwarts Mystery' they want to bang.) Reeah's research for this episode mostly came from this website: http://www.dracomalfoyisawerewolf.com/ Contact us: Both - nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com OR podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Jem - @Jem_JustJem Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more o...
May 15, 2018•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 20
Reeah and Jem consider the best kind of Australian bird for delivering letters, demonstrate their terrible understanding of geography and slowly lose their minds trying to figure out how the owl post works. Contact us: Both - nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com (mailto:nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com) OR podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Jem - @Jem_JustJem Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com This week’s intro music was ‘Visit ...
May 01, 2018•55 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Reeah and Jem discuss mental health, the pains of being a horcrux and whether this kid (15 year old Harry) is alright (newsflash: he really isn't). PLEASE NOTE: This episode comes with a trigger warning. We discuss some issues such as trauma, PTSD, mental health issues, therapy and self harm. Please keep this in mind before listening and stay safe. A lot of Jem's evidence for this episode came from some helpful resources for mental health support and advice: https://www.beyondblue.org.au/the-fac...
Apr 15, 2018•48 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Reeah and Jem discuss mental health, the pains of being a horcrux and whether this kid (15 year old Harry) is alright (newsflash: he really isn't). PLEASE NOTE: This episode comes with a trigger warning. We discuss some issues such as trauma, PTSD, mental health issues, therapy and self harm. Please keep this in mind before listening and stay safe. A lot of Jem's evidence for this episode came from some helpful resources for mental health support and advice: https://www.beyondblue.org.au/the-fac...
Mar 15, 2018•49 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Reeah and Jem employ the help of fantastic beasts, pillage a rock quarry, and drive Voldemort mad with Monopoly as they step into the shoes of the great Albus Dumbledore and attempt to protect the philosopher's stone. Contact us: Both - nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Jem - podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com This week’s intro music was ‘Into the Devil's Snare and the Flying Keys’ by John Willia...
Mar 01, 2018•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Happy Valentine’s Day listeners! In today’s episode we turn our thoughts to romance and ask ourselves: should the Wolfstar ship sink or stay afloat? Choose a side with Jem and Reeah as they argue about how gay Lupin and Sirius are, how normal it is to stare fixedly at your friends for several minutes, and whether or not Tonks deserved better. Reeah found a copy of that JK interview she was basing her wild accusations on: http://www.accio-quote.org/articles/2005/0705-tlc_mugglenet-anelli-2.htm An...
Feb 15, 2018•57 min•Season 1Ep. 15
Reeah and Jem put forward various suitors, figure out if looks really are everything, and discuss other potential virgins on their painstaking journey to figure out if anyone actually has done the do with You-Know-Who. Contact us: Both - nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Jem - podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com This week’s intro music was ‘Meeting Tom Riddle’ by John Williams, and our outro music...
Feb 01, 2018•54 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Reeah tries not to condone slavery, Jem implies that wizards meddled in eugenics, and both sisters seriously question the ethical conduct of Santa Claus in the pursuit to figure out whether it's wrong to enslave house-elves. Contact us: Both - nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Jem - podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Reeah - prosetintedglasses.com Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com This week’s intro music was ‘Dobby the House Elf’ by John Williams, and ou...
Jan 15, 2018•52 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Reeah and Jem use their Inner Eyes to try and predict what will happen in the world of Harry Potter this year. Spoiler Warning: At the end of the episode, we will be trying to predict the plot of the upcoming Fantastic Beasts sequel ‘The Crimes of Grindelwald’ using all of the information about the film which is available at this time. If you want to avoid any possible spoilers for the movie, stop listening when Jem announces that we have left the ‘spoiler free zone’ at around the 37 minute mark...
Jan 01, 2018•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 12
Join Reeah and Jem for this special episode where they ruthlessly judge seven years worth of presents, shenanigans and cheer in their quest to discover the best Christmas of the Harry Potter series. Happy Holidays everyone! Contact us: Both - nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Jem - podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Reeah - prosetintedglasses.com Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com This week’s intro music was ‘Christmas at Hogwarts’ by John Williams, and o...
Dec 25, 2017•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Reeah and Jem (two women) discuss what age-old stories, Harry Potter and Newt Scamander can teach us about being a man. While Jem was compiling her research for this episode, she discovered a YouTube channel called the Pop Culture Detective which specifically made a video on Newt Scamander. Contact us:Both - nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.comJem - podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.comReeah - prosetintedglasses.comLogo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.comThis week’s ...
Dec 18, 2017•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 10
Is Hermione Granger really lawful good? It’s time to roll for initiative and join Reeah and Jem as they use a certain RPG to analyse the brightest witch of her age. Contact us: Both - nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Jem - podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Reeah - prosetintedglasses.com Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com This week’s intro music was ‘Harry & Hermione’ by Nicholas Hooper, and our outro music was ‘Hedwig’s Theme’ by John Williams. Subs...
Dec 11, 2017•56 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Reeah smashes face-first into a wall just as Jem chokes on a grape, so both sisters are now fully enjoying their (after)lives as ghosts - or are they? Reeah and Jem find out whether ghosts can have jobs, be persecuted, or really do anything worthwhile. Contact us: Both - nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Jem - podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Reeah - prosetintedglasses.com Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com This week’s intro music was ‘Entry Into the Gr...
Dec 04, 2017•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 8
