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Mysteries are shattered this week as we answer the age old questions: •do unicorns exist? •what is the difference between parody and satire? and •whats the go with mermaids? The answers may shock you
Apr 13, 2020•45 min
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*NSFW WARNING* Why does this page exist?! The boys are left traumatised after the most upsetting, sexually charged page of the book. Not suitable for work or general listening.
Apr 06, 2020•51 min
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Never mind corona virus, on page 64 Harry encounters far more menacing threats to his health and safety including tigers, bears, the Unabomber and a seedy older man in a wand shop
Mar 30, 2020•46 min
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The boys are in lockdown, so they dabble in the dark art of Skype to bring you the first ever remote-episode. Will Riordan's incompetence ruin this before it even begins? Only time will tell.
Mar 23, 2020•39 min
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COVID-19 is not a vibe hey... Anyway Andrew has lost his mind this week and recorded a solo pod. It's better than nothing? Maybe? Please enjoy the soothing tones of a brain well and truly unravelling before your very eyes/ears. Stay safe out their potterfiles xx
Mar 19, 2020•13 min
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This week harry meets a young white supremacist in the robe store (possibly buying one of those pointy kkk ghost sheets??) 🙄🙄AND we come within a whisker of a real life wizard in a public restroom!!
Mar 09, 2020•26 min
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PMP EXCLUSIVE: is a beloved harry potter character really patient X in the coronavirus pandemic?? And if so can you afford to miss our exclusive and not at all insensitive investigation of the matter?!?!!? And if not are you really in that much worse off of a position than you are now anyway??? Sounds like you'd have to be a crazy person to miss this pod!
Mar 02, 2020•37 min
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Yes the pod returns in 2020 with one of JKs most boring pages yet, but that doesn't stop Nathan from uncovering an insidious conspiracy at the heart of the music industry. Also Riordan brings some sassy candles to our attention and Andrew discusses Japanese Onsen etiquette. The PMP boys are back baby... and this time it's Sirius!
Feb 24, 2020•39 min
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CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 🎄: Ho! Ho! Ho! Harry Christmas To All Ye Potterfiles. Tis the night before Christmas, but you have our permission to tear open your sacks and feast merrily on the pod inside 🎅
Dec 23, 2019•47 min
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Uhh ohhh is you know who after the you know what??!!! who knows?!?! who cares?? WTF! And what classic mishap has Hermione's cat Lambshank gotten himself caught up in this week?
Dec 16, 2019•41 min
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This week we run into some of the wizarding world's most influential figures while waiting in line at the bank including Chinese Australian businessman Bing Lee, famous Slytherin alumni Monty Python, and the ALWAYS controversial Osama bin Laden
Dec 09, 2019•34 min
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ALL HANDS ON THE POOP DECK: just when we thought it was finally smooth sailing to Diagon Alley we encounter some rather serious trouble on the high seas
Dec 02, 2019•34 min
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BIG YIKES! The boys find themselves in not one, but two sticky situations...and are the rumours true about rampant Potterphilia in Britain's ruling class?
Nov 25, 2019•51 min
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We've waited 53 pages but we finally got to meet the most anticipated character in the book, one Doris Crockford! But hold onto your robes, we also stumble upon the worst song maybe ever and the regrettable return of Cho-Cho-Cho changes.
Nov 18, 2019•42 min
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Harry and Hagrid end up at the Leaky Cauldron and who do the boys find there? Why it's former Western Australian R&B singer Selwyn, a foul owl and Ahmed Illdo of course!
Nov 11, 2019•41 min
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WE'VE FOUND IT: The worst page in Harry Potter! From the soaring highs of Episode 50 the guys come crashing down to earth with this, the most interminable page. The good news is that the pod is saved by the genius work of AI Rowling's and the a vow from one of the boys to pleasure a troll
Nov 04, 2019•47 min
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50th EPISODE SPOOKTACULAR: No-one asked us to, but we made it to 50 episodes! To mark the occasion, Andrew dabbles in the dark arts to develop an AI version of JK Rowling and we summon the ghosts of Nearly Headless Nick and of course, Ivan Milat.
Oct 28, 2019•43 min
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We're on the home straight hurtling towards our 50th episode spectacular!! So fittingly this week we talk about one wizard's race to escape the gang life and another (possible) wizard's disgusting fitness routine
Oct 22, 2019•38 min
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Even Sydney's stinky trains and Zuck's sucky poo apps couldn't keep us down as we ring in our ONE YEAR PODIVERSARY!! This week Riordan sends in another strange message from the great beyond and we talk strategy for robbing goblins
Oct 14, 2019•40 min
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This stupid book is draaaaaagging on BUT this week we make substantial headway with the development of our TV pilot "Perfectly Frank". We also weigh in on the debate between Greta Thunberg and that racist guy from Top Gear. Oh and you wanted another game of Eenie Meenie Hermoine Moe?? Done.
Oct 07, 2019•28 min
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We finally reached the end of chapter 4!!! But which prominent world leader took celebrations a bit too far with their incredibly offensive/ inappropriate costume?! And did Hagrid get expelled(iarmus) from Hogwarts?
Sep 30, 2019•43 min
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OUT OAF CONTROL: Hagrid goes on a kidnapping rampage and horribly maims an innocent child on page 45 of this children's novel. Meanwhile a rogue priest and his gang of exorcists actually make some cogent points. And are endangered animals stupid or just not magic enough?
Sep 23, 2019•41 min
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In this week's Harry Potter-themed podcast, Peter Fitzsimons is FURIOUS at the Queen Of England for bopping people on the noggin. And after two disastrous weeks Riordan tries to redeem himself with yet another questionable 'game'
Sep 16, 2019•35 min
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FIGHT FOR CHO-CHANGE: this week the PMP gang expose the crimes and malfeasance of several high profile figures, including: •The Harry Potter character responsible for the Hong Kong crisis •The Australian media personality rumoured to be harbouring the Dark Lord •The innocent person who recently annoyed Nathan by merely attempting to do her job
Sep 09, 2019•42 min
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"WE'VE REACHED THE END OF OUR TETHER": Recording three pods in a row was a bad idea as this episode will quickly prove - but if you were someone that was even vaguely interested in good ideas you wouldn't be listening to this terrible podcast. In this punishing page 42, the boys investigate if Voldy is just an angry incel, reach new lows with a new game and dig through Andrew's notebook from his time as telemarketer. Just normal Harry Potter podcast stuff.
Sep 02, 2019•20 min
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This week we bravely tell the story of Lily Potter no-one else will dare go near, prove that prime numbers are fundamentally evil, and play a brand new game that hits new lows, even for us.
Aug 26, 2019•35 min
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PAGE 40 CANCELLED LIST: •The slave owls in the magical realm. •Riordan for his offensive literary revisionism. •Philosopher's Stone director Chris Columbus for his atrocities in the Americas. The boys encounter the most probbo page yet, and as expected we surgically pick it apart it with our trademark deftness and sensitivity.
Aug 19, 2019•38 min
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HARRY, YOU'RE A...(LINE PLEASE): Hagrid screws up the big reveal, and two worlds collide when the boys go on the hit singing-while-others-not-looking TV show The Voice to save a beloved character from some evil, racist witches
Aug 12, 2019•38 min
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CROSSING OVER WITH RUBEUS HAGRID: Is John Edwards a morally bankrupt scam artist? Or a wizard who walks among us? These are the big questions raised on page 38 of Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone.
Aug 05, 2019•37 min
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FOURTH EPISODE CRAZIES: Against doctor's orders we recorded four pods in a row. Years from now, psychology students will study this ep to learn about the deterioration of the human brain, and literature students will study it to see how Sony product placements, a story about uploading adult material to a work server and an idiot boy wearing a jumper on his legs could be worked into an analysis of a single Harry Potter page.
Jul 29, 2019•43 min
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