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This week Riordan uncovers something so appallingly infuriating that Andrew drops his mic and storms off mid podcast. Have we finally reached our absolute limit??

This week Riordan uncovers something so appallingly infuriating that Andrew drops his mic and storms off mid podcast. Have we finally reached our absolute limit??
BIG NEWS: Riordan Lee has had another unbelievable workplace mishap 😀 😀 PLUS: Andrew's dad delivers his critique of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 🎥 🧐
This week we're joined by podcast pro and potter enthusiast Radio Mike to examine some potter plot holes, peruse Mike's own Harry Potter fan fiction, and of course do ron ron ron
Are the sorting hat's segregationist policies creating dangerous political echo-chambers?? And more importantly, did Andrew's dad like the second harry potter movie ?? Find out this week as we tackle page 93
HAGRID IS A DEATH EATER!! 😨😨🤯 That's right, the dark lord may have found a way to weaponise Hagrid's oafish buffoonery! Plus the son of an Australian cricketing deity talks us through his suspiciously magical diet
This week we get a first hand insight into the troubled psyche of a Potterphile 🧠 🤪 and Andrew's dad reviews the first Harry Potter movie 🍿😀
This week we FINALLY set foot in the Hogwarts castle 😮 😮 but JK's bizarre description leaves us with more questions than answers... And if you've ever wanted to know the numerical factors of the number 90 you're in luck because mathemagic is back babyyy!
WELCOME TO SEASON 2 OF PAGING MR POTTER! That's right, after two years and 89 pods we finally touch down at Hogwarts ushering in a whole new season of the pod. And to celebrate we debut an all new game and pay homage to 'the songbird of our generation'
Jack Post makes the ill-advised decision to be our very first guest on the pod! We talk about how much we mutually hate Harry Potter, bring back a much beloved game and is an errant public poo indicative of something...magical?
Find out which of Marvel's famed Avengers had a hog related mishap on this week's pod!! And did someone say pointless digressions?? Cause buddy we've got several for you!!
This week Harry is accosted by some kind of talking shellfish on the magical train. Plus our sexiest game makes its long awaited return
THOU SHALT HAVE NO OTHER PODS BEFORE PMP: find out whether a beloved harry potter character (namely harry potter) is condemned to eternal hellfire this week on page 85
This week the Hogwarts Express pulls through the small town of Berry on the south coast of NSW where Harry and the gang have an unexpected encounter in a beautiful boutique store
Look I won't lie, the pod gets reeaallllyy weird this week. But with Bill Shorten calling the PM a simp, Ron giving his pet rat a penis enlargement, and Dumbledore's brother having relations with a goat all on page 83 what the heck did you expect?!?
In a crazy attempt to revamp the pod we hit reverse this week and did the whole thing back to front. But has our meddling created a rift in the space time continuum and left one of the PMP boys trapped in the past?!
STATE OF DISASTER: much like Queensland rugby league we hit our lowest ebb this week with a truly horrendous page from JK. But hopefully, as was the case with Avril Lavigne's titular s8er boi, better things are on the horizon
This week Riordan and Andrew almost completely ruin their respective careers. And we expose the shocking working conditions of a real life oompa loompa :O
This week on the (pound for pound) world's greatest podcast, Ron is burdened with the weight of great expectations, AI Rowling weighs in with some bold predictions, and we estimate the average weight of a potterphile's wand.
PMP EXCLUSIVE: this week in a boombastic tell all interview musician Shaggy reveals once and for all whether it ACTUALLY WAS HIM!!! Plus we deliver all the breaking NRL news you can't afford to miss
JUST WHO THE HECK IS ROBERT GALBRAITH?? The horrific truth behind this dark figure may shock and disappoint you! Meanwhile culinary goddess Julie Goodwin is cooking up something too spicy for even the masterchef kitchen...
Uh ohhhh who's been bang out of order this week on page 76? Why its Novak Djokovic, Jeff Bezos and Bob (sic) Weasley of course!
- School of Rock - The Emperor's New Groove - Harry Potter Find out which two of these great works we endorse in the strongest possible terms and which one we're ambivalent about at best
Even JKs latest string of controversies couldn't keep us down this week as we bounce back with honestly one of the stupidest episodes yet. My God the PMP boys have some chutzpah!
SIMPLY THE BEST: The NRL is back baby and to celebrate we select our harry potter rugby league dream team!! Don't you want to know if we picked a goblin at fullback? Well? Don't you?!?? :D
HOGWARTS IS A HALFPIPE: in one of the most gnarly/ radical pages yet we discuss the right way to describe a band of Weasleys and look into whether Harry Potter and Dobby were really just 'good friends'...
If you've been waiting for a page of Harry Potter that features Oliver Twist, Elon Musk, Joe Rogan AND the unnecessary and weird sexualisation of a sentient bot, then you'll simply adore this ep.
This week we marvel at some of the wonders of modern medicine as rascally boy-pig Dudley is rushed to the ER. Plus we receive a very interesting message from a very famous quidditch player
I mean come on... what did you think we were gonna talk about on PAGE 69?!?! give me a break
what do chapter 5 of harry potter and the philosopher's stone and kim jong un have in common? they both come to an end this week (probably) !!
Do Harry and the boys finally escape the clutches of the sinister Mr Ollivander? Has the Hogwarts song set a new low for Rowlingian shittiness? And what's this, a pod within a pod? The answer to all three questions, is yes!