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GORDON RAMSAY'S POTTER NIGHTMARES: This week we learn that Hagrid is a filthy pig boy, short people have magical powers and can Gordon Ramsay save our pod???
Jul 23, 2019•41 min
Paging Mr Potter
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Knock Knock Who's There? A dead Hagrid. A dead Hagrid who? A dead Hagrid who can't bloody wait for episode 35! This week we tell knock knock jokes, shoot Hagrid in the face and yes, don't worry, we get to Mambo Number 5's Lou Bega.
Jul 15, 2019•26 min
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You guys, WE DID IT! After literal months of talking about an un-opened letter we finally made it to the other side. And what did we find? Why Weird Al Yankovic, the Dalai Lama and Snapes On A Plane of course!
Jul 08, 2019•37 min
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THIS IS YOUR FAULT: Hey look we didn't want do it but you idiots asked for it: the worst episode from the worst podcast on the Internet. The whole gang is back next week so gird your loins for a fully-loaded barrage of nonsense.
Jul 01, 2019•4 min
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This week Riordan makes a compelling case for two bizarre additions to the Potterphile Ring. Plus we give you a crash course in social etiquette to get you through even the toughest meetings with 20th century dictators. And is Dobby really touring with Dr Dre? I wouldn't have thought so... but probably yes!
Jun 24, 2019•44 min
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POTTERPHILES ASSEMBLE! This week we put together a crack team of unlikely heroes to help us decipher JK's sacred text and protect the world from evil (or something?) Find out who made the grade and how you can throw your hat into the Potterphile Ring!
Jun 17, 2019•26 min
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No Riordan? No plot development? No end in sight? NO WORRIES!! This week we really ramp the positivity up to 11 and the results are quite psychotic... If you are dying to hear us wax lyrical about Clive Palmer, Coca-Cola and turning 30 then STRAP IN!
Jun 10, 2019•33 min
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This week we accidentally stumble upon the grand theory of everything (HINT: it has to do with Harry Potter). We also teach you a few new spells and explain the backstory behind some of the Rolling Stones greatest hits! And what the hell do Chris Lilley's zany characters have to do with Bob Hawke's legacy??
Jun 03, 2019•38 min
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THE. PHILANTROPIST'S. STONE. IS. REAL: A massive breakthrough in the boys' quest for world domination You've been warned @Dwayne The Rock Johnson
May 26, 2019•18 min
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DEAD AF: This week the boys put their executioner masks on and kill-off a beloved character. Is this the end of that Harry Potter boy you all seem to love so much? Listen to find out!
May 21, 2019•34 min
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EVERYBODY PANIC! There's an anthrax scare at 4 Privet Drive. And why is Riordan insisting on harassing our most loyal Potterphiles? Someone please make him stop!!
May 13, 2019•41 min
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If Riordan is the soul of this pod, fair to say some dementors sucked him off this week! In other words we had some technical difficulties... But if you're hankering for a Tom Riddle, pumped for NRL Magic Round or just plain don't like Tuesdays then this is the episode for you!
May 06, 2019•25 min
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You can't afford to miss this weeks pod!!! We look into whether it's a good idea to make and distribute pornographic material in an ultra conservative foreign country. And are the Weasleys really Nathan's new landlords?
Apr 29, 2019•44 min
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Our beloved Figg is injured again... But what do the Comancheros have to do with it??? This week we trace the complex history of the Philanthroper's Stone through the tech and wrestling industries respectively. And does anybody out there know Dr Karl? WE WANT ANSWERS!!
Apr 22, 2019•49 min
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This week the PMP boys heroically shine a light on racism by talking about it insensitively and far too much!! And is burning books as much fun as it sounds??
Apr 15, 2019•45 min
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A Potterfile is almost taken to Muggle Azkaban (aka Surry Hills Police Station) by the Muggle Ministry Of Magic (aka the NSW Police Force) for impersonating a wizard! Will he escape the Dementors (beat cops)? And how does David Bowie's hit 'Cho Changes' link in with all of this? (It doesn't) (also, not a real song)
Apr 08, 2019•31 min
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How would co-founder Bill Gates fare in hand-to-hand combat with a full grown adult wolf? And what does the recent scourge of Pellophiles have to do with the Harry Potter universe? Some questions are best left unanswered, but regrettably, we have decided to answer them.
Apr 01, 2019•49 min
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Should you give a cat crack cocaine? Should you name your kid after Harry Potter if you have a tenuous grasp on the English language? These important moral dilemmas are tackled head on by the brave Paging Mr Potter boys in this week's episode.
Mar 18, 2019•39 min
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No one: Actual person on the Internet: Harry Potter's been jerking it in front of your very eyes and none of you have noticed. The PMP boys: ...
Mar 11, 2019•47 min
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This week the boys are asking the questions other media outlets are too cowardly or "reputable" to go near, like: Is George Pell's farcical barrister an actual Harry Potter character??? What Harry Potter spin-off would be Oscar-worthy??? Is Piers Polekiss the funniest name in any book ever???
Mar 04, 2019•32 min
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SURPRISE! We simply HAD to do a pod this week because we just can not put this freakin book down! We cover the usual topics of bush poetry, drone warfare and artistic chimps.
Feb 25, 2019•33 min
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JK: Don't fat shame ever. Also JK: "Dursley's a disgusting fat pig boy who eats his own fat" (page 13). This ep we tell real ghost stories, explore the obvious connection between The Dursley's and exoplanet Kepler 37b and did Bryan Adams REALLY 69 with Dumbledore??
Feb 18, 2019•42 min
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Spoiler Alert: Ja Rule is Voldemort! Also it's Dudley's Bar Mitzvah kinda maybe... Another page, another potter baby.
Feb 11, 2019•38 min
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BURN AFTER LISTENING! This ep contains a red-hot investigation that we genuinely considered cutting from the final edit. It's still very much in there so get it before The Man tries to censor the Truth.
Feb 04, 2019•40 min
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Drug use at Hogwarts? Word of the year? Bernard Tomic rumours? These are but some of the topics we cover on this week's hard-hitting episode!
Jan 28, 2019•45 min
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We're back for another year of Potter analysis! Strap in for a deep dive into the killing curse, Viktor Krum and dead cats (sorry). We also have a couple of rip-snorting potter jokes for your listening pleasure!
Jan 21, 2019•38 min
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Merry Christmas and many glad tidings etc. We play some games, eat a turkey and chat to a very special guest. Ho Ho Hagrid!
Dec 17, 2018•55 min
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It's an extra long episode this week as we review the new fantastic beasts flick, assist Vernon Dursley with his social media presence and try to figure out what the heck Draco Malfoy's problem is.
Dec 10, 2018•55 min
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This page left us with more questions than answers! Is McGonagall a jellicle cat? 2) How would Hagrid go in the NRL? 3) Can Tony Abbott speak parseltongue?
Dec 03, 2018•45 min
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The McGonnagall-Dumbledore will-they-won't-they narrative begins, who has Big Wand Energy and a brand new game from Nathan.
Nov 26, 2018•38 min
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