In today’s Meat, the boys talk about Nappi’s jealousy issues, self-sabotage, and Jay being depressed. But first, Nappi discusses fight tactics, pepper spray, failing to be mysterious, and using the phrase “long story short.” Then, Jay examines the constitutional underpinnings that led to abortion becoming a fundamental right. Abortion is a charged topic. It is rare for someone not to have an opinion on the subject. It’s insane that in 2021 women are having to still fight for bodily autonomy. Wha...
Sep 14, 2021•3 hr 11 min
In today’s Meat, the boys talk about Saturday night women, buying presents for girls you’re sleeping with, and how Plan B can sometimes be Plan A. But first, Nappi discusses guys dressing like sluts, dead grandma jokes, milk, and separating laundry. Then, Jay details the history of eunuchs and animals with no dicks. For some reason, the gods made sex feel so much better without condoms. Even worse is the fact that the gods made cumming in girls raw feel almost irresistible for us anti-contracept...
Sep 07, 2021•2 hr 56 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about hacky sacks, ball movement, dating someone who is bisexual, and 9/10 women. But first, Nappi discusses body hair, popularity of tattoos, chasing women, and high value men. Then, Jay details the story of Conrad Roy and Michelle Carter. Being a completely unique and original person is impossible. Most people will agree that we are a product of our environment. A lot of people fail to understand that we are also a product of our genetics and evolutionary adaptati...
Aug 31, 2021•2 hr 36 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about subjects of their first cum shots, Splash House recap, and becoming old fucks. But first, Nappi discusses not-so-sweet childhood sweethearts, walking communities, New York attitude, and hitting on trans-women. Then, Jay details the loneliest animals and animals with the longest gestation periods. As a privileged American teenager, having fun and hanging out with your friends seems essential to your happiness. Time and responsibility are normally after thoughts...
Aug 24, 2021•2 hr 13 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about paid poops, Nappi’s guardian angel, and lying your way out of sex. But first, Nappi discusses post-ghost texting, good v. bad people, acting your age, and people pleasing. Then, Jay uncovers and details the horrific state of North Korea. What are we? Humans. What are humans? Organisms. What is the purpose of an organism? Survival. Why? Who the fuck knows! In today’s episode, the boys have an existential crisis and question everything from their relationships t...
Aug 17, 2021•2 hr 30 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about saving nudes, collateral, time management, and Nappi’s mind shift. But first, Nappi discusses calculating jerks per minute, imagination, rap battles, high school fights, and unhinged Uber drivers. Then, Jay breaks down obscure Olympic sports and the Simone Biles controversy. The only person that can get an addict to overcome their addiction is the addict. There is usually an "ah ha" moment that forces them to see themselves in their most unadulterated and auth...
Aug 10, 2021•2 hr 41 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about dating app strategies, eye contact during sex, and post-breakup rekindling. But first, Nappi discusses boyfriend dick, being content with your dick size, missing your partner, and trusting party girls. Then, Jay examines weird food combination that people eat throughout the US. Breaking up with someone can feel like getting over an addiction. Especially when the relationship is toxic to a point of dependency and loss of self. Seeing one instagram story can mak...
Aug 03, 2021•2 hr 7 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about Jay’s nightmare, MILFs, following the rules, and Nappi’s non-breakup breakup. But first, Nappi discusses planning your week, meeting the parents, reverse gatekeeping, and ADHD. Then, Jay becomes a wedding planner and details the perks of monogamy. In 94% of breakups, at least one partner gets stuck with emotional turmoil. (Cited Source: bullshit.gov ). There is nothing that sucks more than having to end a relationship with someone you care about. Expect for ha...
Jul 27, 2021•2 hr 22 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about tasting lube, nice guys finishing last, the return of Chlamydia Chris, and work romance. But first, Nappi discusses peacocking, fake fucking, live nudes, and smelly balls . Then, Jay examines the beautiful world of Paralympics and expresses his support for Sha'carri Richardson. Fighting, Fucking, and Food are the most important factors to human's evolution. Since the inception of humankind, war and conflict have been imbedded in our culture. Arguments and deba...
Jul 13, 2021•2 hr 17 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about experience vs. opinion, the first fly in, being single until you’re not, the 25-28 rule and Sus Boy Summer. But first, Nappi discusses cat calling, being a man whore, benefits of basic sex, and being a different breed. Then, Jay details a variety of torture punishments used in past. Hot Girls Summer sounds super fun and exciting. Girls being girls. Super dope. But what about sus boys being sus. Thats dope too right? Maybe not. But fuck it, in today's episode, ...
Jul 06, 2021•2 hr 20 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about meeting a real life Chad, using a condom, and holding out. But first, Nappi discusses pokie nipples, the biggest lie, breast milk, moving in and PTSD. Then, Jay explores offensive phrases from around the world. There are many reasons for people to wait to have sex. Religion, anxiety, are sexual health are a few. But what about waiting because you really like someone? Does that make sense? Can waiting facilitate building a meaningful connection or is sex necess...
Jun 29, 2021•2 hr 17 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about division in our society, going against the grain, and popular shit. But first, Nappi discusses Noah’s ark, guns, diarrhea, and killing someone. Then, Jay examines the importance of gooch length and the effect it has on sperm count. Humans have a biological and evolutionary need to feel accepted. Most feel the inherent desire to belong to something bigger and assimilate to societal majorities. However, there are those who fight against their animalistic instinc...
Jun 22, 2021•1 hr 56 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about sushi dates, anxiety inducing selfishness, mandatory masturbation, and the anti-girl challenge. But first, Nappi discusses the having an iron ass, stretching, best gender neutral greetings, and private events only. Then, Jay conducts a ceremony for the passing of Baby Girl aka Penelope Grape. Sometimes it’s not what you do or what say that matters. Sometimes all that matters is WHEN. In todays episode, the boys talk about how wrong timing could completely dest...
Jun 15, 2021•2 hr 13 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about falling asleep during sex, being a cat dad, and searching for happiness. But first, Nappi discusses the abundance of bad bitches, getting passed the aux, and being called out for not wearing condoms. Then, Jay reviews the history of women sexuality and the creation of the vibrator. According to a recent survey, Americans are the unhappiest they’ve been in 50 years. The decrease in happiness is due to a multitude of reasons such as the increase of isolation, un...
Jun 08, 2021•2 hr 3 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about the importance of self, long term relationship rebounds, and how to communicate with a potential partner. But first, Nappi discusses his theory on blondes, Aladdin and sex with him. Then, Jay examines the risks of getting a rim job and the best potions to receive one. You just went a phenomenal date. You were vibing with them and they were vibing with you. The next day, you see something at a store that reminds you of them. You grab your phone and go to text t...
Jun 01, 2021•1 hr 59 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about the differences between girls and guys when it comes to moving on, being someones second option, and dating someone with opposite values. But first, Nappi discusses not replying back, the correlation between being single and being intelligent, and suicide nudes. Then, Jay deep dives into hand fetishes and cum factories. Personality differences are essential to having a successful long lasting relationship. Without differences, relationships can become stale, u...
May 25, 2021•2 hr 28 min
In today’s Meat the boys sit down with @rblakehammond to talk about the weekend, eating ass, being depressed, and watching your boy fuck. But first, Nappi discusses Blake being homophobic, tipping at a restaurant, and his relationship trauma. Then, Jay reads comments from the Nappi & Jay Tik Tok and calls out Nappi for not responding to a fan. You are laying in your dorm bed and you hear your boy open the door with a girl. You immediately close your eyes, turn your body to face the wall, and...
May 18, 2021•2 hr 29 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about guys not approaching girls, Nappi’s good date compared to his bad date, and getting your girlfriend pregnant. But first, Nappi discusses commenting on girls pictures, sleeping with a best friend’s partner, being single in the summer, and pre-sex masturbation. Then, Jay tells a story about his Uber driver and evaluates the biggest indicators for intelligence. The biggest difference between a good date and a bad date is comfort. On a good date, a couple will fee...
May 04, 2021•1 hr 47 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about breaking up, the danger of drugs, needing more friends and being lonely. But first, Nappi discusses picking the wrong friend, being straight but having same-sex sex, and the meaning of life. Then, Jay talks about rape culture in the animal kingdom and old pharmaceutical drugs. It’s a Saturday night, everyone you know is out doing something with a bunch of their friends. You’re sitting on your couch by yourself, depressed, smoking a blunt to the dome, feeling l...
Apr 27, 2021•2 hr 30 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about having sex with a virgin, coming across as douche bags, cigs on the couch, and approaching girls. But first, Nappi discusses cooking struggles, playing cards, and sleeping in class. Then, Jay brings on the host of Savage Mind Podcast and the owner of Savage Mind Designs, Jason Hector. Most of the time when someone is murdered the media interviews the family members of the deceased. You rarely hear anything from the family members of the murderer. Most family m...
Apr 20, 2021•2 hr 27 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about what guys think about when they’re getting head, wedding vows, family influence, and being a snake in the grass. But first, Nappi discusses Amish people, red light moves, poor millennials, and not pulling out. Then, Jay details the process of getting your colon irrigated and does the tik tok sound challenge. Seeing people get married is one of the most moving events humans experience. You get to see two individuals voluntarily decide to become one union. In th...
Apr 13, 2021•2 hr 22 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about hooked on phonics, smart girls v. gossip girls, cool kids table, and saying I love you. But first, Nappi discusses choosing new interests over old interests, listening to friends advice, and masturbating. Then, Jay evaluates things that use to be expensive that are now cheap. “I love you” is one of the most powerful phrases in the English language. Its power stems from its meaning. The issue is that the meaning behind it depends on the subjective intentions of...
Apr 06, 2021•2 hr
In today’s Meat the boys talk about fisting, seeing past partners on social media, being alone, and breadcrumbing. But first, Nappi discusses fucking without blinds, dog parks, heads up 7up, and Andy Milonakis. Then, Jay distinguishes different types of thieves and evaluates some of the most notorious thieves in history. Do they hit you up randomly and then ghost you for awhile and then hit you up again? Are you left confused by this inconsistency? Well, if so, this podcast is for you because to...
Mar 30, 2021•2 hr 18 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about sleeping with a married woman, Jay’s new job, hustle culture, and guys with the single objective of having sex. But first, Nappi discusses Apple Music vs Spotify, crime statistics, guys built different, and baby talk. Then, Jay traces the evolution of toys and evaluates their use in society. As kids we were told that if we work hard, get good grades, and go to college we could be whatever we want. Now we are adults that checked off all of those boxes yet we ar...
Mar 23, 2021•1 hr 50 min
In today’s Meat the boys sit down with Rob Nappi to discuss swingers, unsolicited nudes, Sous Vide, venting to parents, and never ending relationships. But first, Nappi discuss unemployment, pumping gas, baby makers, and the three pillars. Then, Jay plays the Newlywed game with the two Nappis. Most people have someone from their past that they can never truly get away from. The relationship becomes a never ending cycle of getting back together then breaking up again. In this episode, Rob Nappi p...
Mar 16, 2021•2 hr 17 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about Jay’s moving situation, Nappi becoming an adult, getting sized up, weed around parents, and pre-nut honesty. But first, Nappi discusses playing music in the car, field trips, and dogs ability to comprehend. Then, Jay evaluates things Americans do that other countries think are weird. You ever date a guy and think to yourself “this dude is either a lying douche bag or extremely bipolar.” At one moment a guy can be super down for a girl and the next completely o...
Mar 09, 2021•1 hr 46 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about caveman, dinosaurs, Jay getting in trouble and splitting the bill on dates. But first, Nappi discusses waking up early on vacation, snow in Texas, and people who believe in conspiracies. Then, Jay deeps dives in to two absurd dreams he had this week. One of the most uncomfortable parts about dating is figuring out who’s paying. If it’s a first date, the girl should offer to pay but the guys should ultimately be a gentleman and pick up the check. However, what ...
Mar 02, 2021•1 hr 34 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about Nappi’s tattoo horror story, hanging out with your ex, and being toxic vs. being single. But first, Nappi discusses gaslighting, the little piggy that went to the market, and dreaming about phones. Then, Jay questions whether there are universal evils and attempts to define morality. They say that honesty will set you free. What they forget to mention is the effect your honesty has on others. In this episode, the boys talk about how sometimes their honesty is ...
Feb 23, 2021•1 hr 45 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about overthinking, being portrayed as a simp, dating people with opposite political beliefs, and nonverbal v. verbal communication. But first, Nappi discusses new age deadly sins, extinction, animal attraction, and email signatures. Then, Jay confuses Nappi with 4 riddles that have differing levels of difficulty. Barry Bonds struck out 1539 times in his career and he holds the record for most home runs in MLB history. Moral of the story is that even the greatest of...
Feb 16, 2021•2 hr
In today’s Meat the boys talk about playing prank, googling sex tips, and the confidence gap. But first, Nappi discusses his deviated septum, overnight investors, and being petty. Then, Jay explores sports from around the world. Everyone wants to be great at sex and with the proliferation of sexualized media the pressure to perform is higher than ever. Humans know how to hump. Unfortunately, humping only gets you so far. In this episode, the boys evaluate different methods and strategies to help...
Feb 09, 2021•1 hr 46 min
