In today’s Meat the boys talk about Cass being a pathological liar, Nappi’s brand, bringing new people in the group, and heartbreak. But first, Nappi discusses AirPods, genital nerve endings, and iced coffee. Then, Jay examines different types of STDs and discusses their effects on animals. Friends come and go but family is forever. This saying mistakenly assumes that friends cannot become family. In this episode, the boys sit down with their closest female friends to air out some dirty laundry ...
Feb 02, 2021•2 hr 1 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about hydro flasks, dating goals, ego, and familial pressures. But first, Nappi discusses blocked numbers, moving away from home, and talking shit about small dicks. Then, Jay evaluates different ways to avoid being robbed and murdered. Everyday we navigate through a multitude of expectations that are placed on us by society, friends, employers, teachers, and family members. For most people these expectations shape the way they choose to live their lives. But should...
Jan 26, 2021•2 hr 8 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about LinkedIn, being blessed, bridging the gap, and girlfriends meeting exes. But first, Nappi discusses high maintenance girls, pancakes and waffles, and necrophiliacs. Then, Jay reflects on being an addict and lists the top addictions in the US. When you breakup with someone there is an assumption that your friendship with them ends. But why? In most long term relationships your partner becomes your best friend. Yet we are expected to completely stop communicatin...
Jan 19, 2021•1 hr 56 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about the results of Nappi’s trifecta, four condoms, and their trip to Flagstaff. But first, Nappi discusses the covid hustle, pathological liars, and breakup insurance. Then, Jay evaluates different New Years traditions from around the world. To celebrate the new year, the boys took a “trip” to and in the snow. The word “trip” has a lot of meanings. For one, it could mean to fall or stumble on something. Secondly, it could be described as a journey or excursion. La...
Jan 12, 2021•1 hr 43 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about obtaining a slight edge, Nappi’s failed trifecta, New Years resolutions, and cumming in masks. But first, Nappi discusses self absorbed men, nicknames, and manual transmission cars. Then, Jay examines different objects that have fallen from the sky. 2020 was the year of masks. We masked our own failures by blaming our shortcomings on external forces, we masked our depression by faking happiness on social media, and finally we masked our faces to reduce the spr...
Jan 05, 2021•1 hr 28 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about the meaning of life, Adam and Eve, extinction, cumming early, and fighting with girls. But first, Nappi discusses his grades in school, Albert Einstein’s eyeballs, and the COVID vaccine. Then, Jay evaluates the different methods to reverse male pattern baldness. In last week’s episode, the boys discussed the need for confrontation in a relationship. The problem is the boys are toxic. In this episode, the boys discuss the destruction that constant friction caus...
Dec 22, 2020•1 hr 51 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about Jay’s comedy show experience, calling girls the wrong names, being high maintenance, and passive males. But first, Nappi discusses his favorite childhood candies, being a chameleon, and running from the cops. Then, Jay tells a story about how he met an alien. Are girls attracted to guys that do everything for them? The balance between being both dominate and passive is a hard one to find. In today’s episode, the boys talk about the consequences of being a push...
Dec 15, 2020•1 hr 42 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about locking doors, onlyfans boyfriends, dancing with the stars, and being exclusive. But first, Nappi discusses being compared to jersey shore, coal miners, pacing around, and his social media detox. Then, Jay evaluates different ways to have non-penetrative sex. What’s the difference between being exclusive and being in a relationship? A label? The exclusive phase occurs when one partner wants a relationship and the other is just waiting for the next best thing. ...
Dec 08, 2020•1 hr 42 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about Nappi’s Super Spreader Birthday Party, having secretive sex, dating confidence, and COVID depression. But first, Nappi discusses read receipts, waiting till marriage, and being sexually harassed. Then, Jay plays a game involving the most common illnesses. In this episode the boys catch you up on how they’ve been since testing positive for COVID. Nappi talks about having sex while his mom’s at his house and details his most recent date. Jay discusses recovering...
Dec 01, 2020•1 hr 44 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about the best date spots, the differences between passive and direct girls, and falling in love for one night. But first, Nappi discusses guys that aren’t funny, peanuts, and sadness in America. Then, Jay contemplates a quote and analyzes the presidential election. In this episode the boys talk about the qualities they look for in a girl that they just want to hook up with. This isn’t about finding the one. This is about finding the one for one night (or a couple o...
Nov 17, 2020•1 hr 48 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about being content creators, the effects siblings have on our lives, and finding the one. But first, Nappi discusses the word “chile,” contour titties, and his bucket of nudes. Then, Jay examines the evolutionary explanation for nightmares. Everyone is looking for their perfect match. The question is whether or not they actually exist. Will you ever meet someone that you have no reservations about or are red flags inevitable? They say that there are plenty of fish ...
Nov 10, 2020•1 hr 40 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about virgins, Nappi hooking up with a stranger, and being a selfless partner. But first, Nappi discusses bad relationships, nutting in cupcakes, and his sext slave. Then, Jay examines 4 of the strangest plane crashes in history. Having sex with someone new could sometimes be nerve-racking. Having sex with someone you’ve only known for 30 minutes usually amplifies that anxiety tenfold. However, in this episode, Nappi discusses why his experience hooking up with a st...
Nov 03, 2020•1 hr 22 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about Nappi’s favorite YouTube channel, picking up grandmas, wack guys, and big areolas. But first, Nappi discusses watching TV porn, flying girls out, and desk jobs. Then, Jay analyzes the meanings behind rude hand gestures from around the world. Effort and personality are the only two things a guy needs in order to find a girl. Unfortunately, most guys in our society lack one or the other. In today’s episode the boys talk about this phenomenon and discuss the impl...
Oct 27, 2020•1 hr 50 min
In today’s Meat the boys call Jay’s “Bad Date” to get her perspective on the night and Nappi talks about trying to make sex casual. But first, Nappi discusses cumming fast, parent wake ups, and irregular texters. Then, Jay tells a story about him taking and passing a drug test. Humans are literally born to fuck. Yet there is a societal stigma placed upon individuals who just fuck to fuck. Is there a good reason for this stigma or should people start treating sex more casually? In today’s episode...
Oct 20, 2020•1 hr 38 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about Nappi communicating with stars, Jay getting called out on a podcast, and Nappi having sex. But first, Nappi discusses the effects of edibles, birthday party anxiety, and the coin shortage. Then, Jay breaks down the facts and controversies surrounding the Breonna Taylor case. Tupac wouldn’t have been Tupac without Biggie and Biggie wouldn’t have been Biggie without Tupac. Beef is an integral part of rap culture. In this episode, the boys make beef an integral p...
Oct 13, 2020•1 hr 56 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about balcony stories, judging people based on their social media, bad dates, and rejection. But first, Nappi discusses suicide prevention walks, permanent records, and bullying. Then, Jay provides a detailed description of sexual reassignment surgery. What do you do if you’re on a shitty date with a really nice person? Do you end it early or do you ride it out? In the episode the boys talk about their own strategies to get out of these situations. We all know that ...
Oct 06, 2020•1 hr 39 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about the effects of no fap, forced diversity, soft dick blowjobs, hitting on waitresses, and blondes not liking Nappi. But first, Nappi discusses the correlation between anxiety and horniness, why guys don’t need reassurance, and kayaking. Then, Jay details the workings of a successful homeless operation in Mesa, AZ. Every time you interact with a person you make conscious or subconscious judgments about them. These judgements are not inherently bad. They are used ...
Sep 29, 2020•1 hr 21 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about Jay receiving a nude, Nappi teaching lessons and the friend zone. But first, Nappi discusses the meaning behind repetitive numbers, being a triple threat, and starting an onlyfans. Then, Jay examines the effectiveness of different penis enlargement methods. “I think we’d be better as friends.” Hard words to say but even harder words to hear. In this episode the boys discuss the infamous friend zone. Whether you are the one being friend zoned or you are the one...
Sep 22, 2020•1 hr 24 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about the problem with the masses and jerking off. But first, Nappi discusses girls getting high, trend followers, and guys that can’t get it up. Then, Jay analyzes the prevalence of cross-species sex in the animal kingdom and talks about hybrid animals. When does masturbation turn from a normal human behavior to a compulsive addiction? Is it a problem that your significant other sometimes prefers to jackoff rather than have sex with you? How does the increase of se...
Sep 08, 2020•1 hr 32 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about fraternity life and friends dating other friends’ exes. But first, Nappi discusses cargo shorts, flat pillows, talking to plants, and pick-up lines. Then, Jay pays respect to one of his biggest idols by reading some of their most inspirational quotes. This episode details the trial and tribulations of being a pledge. From hazing to pledge class drama to getting dropped to starting their own fraternity the boys cover it all. This is the story about how Nappi an...
Sep 01, 2020•1 hr 44 min
This episode the boys sit down with one of their favorite human beings, Cassandra Noviello aka Cass aka the dopest female in the game. But first, Nappi discusses snorting caffeine, Alaska, and incenstual relationships. Then, Jay expresses his deep and wholesome love for people on the Autism spectrum. In today’s Meat the group talks about the word female, cancel culture, Nappi’s sugar baby drama, depression, and blocking people. Since the inception of the podcast this guest has been referenced by...
Aug 25, 2020•1 hr 30 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about sugar babies, girls who don’t talk on the phone, and avoiding random hookups. But first, Nappi discusses talking to himself, edible anxiety, and guys who spend their days looking at hot women. Then, Jay contemplates whether asshole teachers are real or just a myth. Many people assume that the life of a sugar baby is smooth sailing. However, people fail to recognize the difficulty that some sugar babies face in their attempt to find a genuine and altruistic con...
Aug 18, 2020•1 hr 20 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about the possibility of a Tik Tok ban, their favorite types of nudes, finding happiness in a world of endless possibilities and the perfect girl. But first, Nappi discusses going balls deep in a “gine”, wearing Heelys, and the hate he’s been receiving on twitter. Then, Jay reads suspect statements that Nappi made in his most recent Tik Tok Live. Asking if the perfect girl exist is like asking if aliens are real. For both questions the answer is of course. The only ...
Aug 11, 2020•1 hr 15 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about Nappi’s microwave mishaps, attracting premium women, and body count. But first, Nappi uses his moment to answer strange questions from people who’ve DM’d him. Then, Jay talks about different body counts in the animal kingdom. Everyone’s body count has a story behind it. The problem is that most people see a number and immediately start making assumptions. In this episode the boys discuss the dangers and unfairness of having such an initial reaction. Oh yeah an...
Aug 04, 2020•1 hr 6 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about the absurdity of conspiracy theories, Nappi taking an edible, Jay meeting a new girl, and talking to exes. But first, Nappi discusses T-Pain losing his virginity, the fastest recorded cum shot, and a sus DM he got this week. Then, Jay attempts to help Nappi get back into porn by introducing him to strange porn genres. In the beginning of the dating process, one of the easiest ways to lose a girl’s interest is by coming on too strong. In this episode the boys t...
Jul 28, 2020•1 hr 16 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about a message from Jay's sister, Nappi getting punked by a girl, having sex without condoms, and boyfriends liking other girls photos. But first, Nappi discusses 16 year olds who look 25, "the drive to the rave," and a sus DM he got this week. Then, Jay draws attention to a rare congenital birth defect that Lil Dicky was supposedly born with called hypospadias. It is not a secret that the boys are extremely environmental friendly. For example, in this episode Napp...
Jul 21, 2020•1 hr 14 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about eating alone, happy endings, and removing distractions. But first, Nappi discusses the perfect penis size, hot boyfriends, and sus DMs he got this week. Then, Jay tells a story about buying a stranger cigarettes and provides a list of different forms of currency. This episode is all the boys’ journey towards eliminating distractions. Whether it’s Nappi discovering the flow of eating alone or Jay purging all females from his life, the boys have been making a co...
Jul 14, 2020•1 hr 3 min
In today’s Meat the boys sit down with Blaise Castagnetti, a very close friend who happens to love dick. But first, Nappi discusses stoops, sucking titties, car sex, and the power of sending voice notes. Then, Jay talks about homosexual behavior in the animal kingdom and animals with large clitorises. This episode details the triumphs and struggles of a gay bachelor in 2020. The Meat starts with stories from the boys about discovering their own sexual orientation. This evolves into a dialogue ab...
Jul 07, 2020•1 hr 17 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about getting infected by coronavirus and giving second chances. But first, Nappi discusses respectful sex, male bedrooms, and 1st grade teachers who love to fuck. Then, Jay claims that birds are robot drones and that the government is using them to spy on us. This episode details the lengths the boys will go to have sex. Whether it is knowingly getting infected by coronavirus or getting back with an ex that screwed you over. Sometimes you got to take the hit in ord...
Jun 30, 2020•1 hr
In today’s Meat the boys discuss their biggest fears and the growing pains that come with life long friendships. But first, Nappi talks about romanticizing high school, guys posting pictures on Instagram, and the meaning behind the infamous “I wanna see you” text. Then, Jay claims that Tik Tok is a spyware app and that Nappi is a puppet for the Chinese government. The boys normally record the podcast mid-afternoon when the sun is shining the brightest. However, in this episode the boys started r...
Jun 23, 2020•1 hr 7 min
