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Nappi & Jay

Nappi & Jaywww.nappiandjay.com
Chris Nappi and Jay are life long friends whose path never seemed so unclear. The duo bond over their experiences of being glaringly different despite their indisputable success in their respective lives. They discuss the current state of society, analyze relationships and pound the table in their pursuit of life’s deeper meanings. Candid, intense, and usually absurd their genuine and positive outlook will captivate you. Special guests will bring to life the reality in which we will all live in.
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Episodes

Moving On

In today’s Meat the boys discuss giving directions to strangers, an Australian girl that Nappi met and the role ego plays in breakups. But first, Nappi talks about being a better coach than a player, flirting in relationships, and becoming emotionally more intelligent than parents. Then, Jay gives new insight on his relationship with Thomas Potter and vents about his continued bike troubles. Moving on after a relationship is sometimes difficult and sometimes easy. Today the boys provide two diff...

Jun 16, 20201 hr 10 min

Good Girls Bad Girls

In today’s Meat the boys discuss ass eaters, the best places to find good girls, girls hitting guys, and Nappi’s breakup. But first, Nappi talks about guys moaning during sex, girls who laugh at their own jokes, and the 3 words that make every guy cum. Then, Jay reflects on his history of getting hit by cars and discusses his new friendship with an old man. This episode is all about girls. Girls that eat ass, girls that go to church, girls that are abusive, and a girl that Nappi broke up with. S...

Jun 09, 20201 hr 20 min

Fuck Marry Kill

In today’s Meat the boys play a game of Fuck Marry Kill, discuss Jay getting a bike, and talk about Arizona opening back up. But first, Nappi discusses getting a handjob from a girl who knows sign language, taking pictures with friends, and being a man’s man. Then, Jay quizzes Nappi on famous pop culture quotes. SPOILER: Nappi fails the quiz. This episode the boys play Fuck Marry Kill using obscure categories. Such categories include food, mental illnesses, natural environment, sex workers, and ...

Jun 02, 20201 hr 1 min

Dalyss Not Dallas

In today’s Meat the boys interview Dalyss Hanson, an above average white guy from North Dakota. But first, Nappi talks about masterbating to Hentai porn, girls who vent about their exes, and being too old for snapchat. Then, Jay discusses fun facts about North Dakota and Dalyss’ hometown Crosby. Dalyss is an aspiring standup comedian and the host of the podcast Swim Lessons. He sits down with the boys to discuss his journey leaving North Dakota and pursuing his dream as a standup comedian. It wa...

May 28, 20201 hr 14 min

First Girlfriends

In today’s Meat the boys discuss their first girlfriends, Jay passing the bar, and reoccurring nightmares. But first, Nappi discusses Mother’s Day, making friends with gay dudes, and dating a person that always wants to “make it work.” Then, Jay examines the effects of naming your child X Æ A-12. This episode is all about young love... breaking hearts and getting your heart broken. The boys reminisce on a life that was simple yet complex at the same time. We are going 10 years in the past and ta...

May 19, 20201 hr 8 min

Send Nudes

In today’s Meat the boys discuss sending nudes, errant texts, dating white girls, and whether ignorance is truly bliss. But first, Nappi reminisces on making his high school english teacher’s life miserable and the boys talk about things that make them cry. Then, Jay discusses sexual relationships between humans and dolphins. Back in the day getting a nude from a girl was like hitting a bullseye. Nowadays nudes are taken for granted. It use to be an art form and now it’s just child’s play. Our o...

May 05, 20201 hr 2 min

F***ing Robots

In today’s meat the boys talk about porn addiction, sliding in DMs, and answer why all guys love the weather. But first, Nappi dissects two words that have recently grown in popularity and the boys talk about the impact of big dick energy. Then, Jay lays out his plan to become a pimp and the boys discuss the future of sex robots. Do you find yourself watching porn multiple times a day? Is your little guy getting tired? Do you love the weather? Well, give your buddy a break and listen to the boys...

Apr 21, 20201 hr 8 min

The Art of Fishing

In today’s Meat the boys talk about getting ghosted, hooking up in quarantine, and exotic animals. But first, Nappi discusses why no one likes Samantha and attempts to name the 3 branches of government. Then, Jay comes clean about something he did 15 years ago. Today, the boys take a deep dive into the relationship ocean and realize that the key to success is casting a wide net. Bring your bait because it’s time to go fishing.

Apr 07, 20201 hr 3 min

Different Cuts of Meat

In this episode, the boys sit down with Iso to shoot the poop. Iso is a yoga teacher, a life coach, and an all around dope person. The podcast starts with Nappi discussing peeing on people and the inequality between males and females when it comes to finding a mate. Then, Jay explores the life of intersex people and the boys argue over whether or not they would want to be intersex. In today's meat the boys talk about their biggest regrets, the first time they masterbated, hearing their parents h...

Mar 24, 20201 hr 9 min

You Play to Win the Game!

In today’s episode, the boys discuss playing and navigating your dating life through the “GAME.” The podcast starts out with a tweet about a male toad having vaginal sexual intercourse with a dead female toad and Nappi laying out the blueprint on how to smoke for free. After that, Jay goes on a rant about people’s obsession with toilet paper and gives his factual opinion about COVID-19. The Meat starts with the boys answering what the “game” is and why there is no choice but to succumb to its ru...

Mar 17, 202057 min

An Independent Mom on a Mission

In today’s episode, the boys recorded off-location at Podfest 2020 in Orlando, Florida. At Podfest the boys met and sat down with the multidimensional April Sky. April is a wedding photographer, a life coach, a soon to be podcaster, and a single mom. The boys dive into April’s life and discover why she has been an inspiration to hundreds of single mothers. But first, Nappi discusses the ultimate way to shut up your partner during a fight and the journey from “babe to blocked.” Then, Jay talks ab...

Mar 10, 202057 min

The Wild Wild West

In today’s podcast the boys bring in the man, the myth, the legendary first gay on the podcast: Isaiah Martin. Isaiah is a manager at one of the hottest nightclubs in Scottsdale and is a life long friend of the show. He sits down with the boys to discuss the uncensored realities of working in the nightclub industry. In Nappi’s Internet Moments the boys talk about penis enlargement surgery and the possibility of creating a Neapolitan penis (kinda like the ice cream, but better). That discussion i...

Mar 03, 202057 min

New York vs. California

Today's episode features the battle of the coasts! Nappi's New York upbringing versus Jay's home state of California. The guys start the show with a quick Nappi's Internet Moments discussing the lack of "I love yous" in porn, and Nappi goes off about escalator etiquette! Jay then deep dives into the rat problem in NYC, which Nappi quickly dismisses as the strength of his city's charm. Things really start getting feisty in the Meat, with the boys tackling the topics of Weather/Landscape, Food, Sp...

Feb 24, 20201 hr 7 min

Do You Suffer From Anxiety?

On this week's episode of Nappi and Jay the guys discuss the topic of anxiety. Through out the podcast the guys touch on different themes of anxiety from sexual performance, pooping in public, how to face your fears and much more. The show starts with a sexual Nappi's internet moments. They discuss casual sex, sex without orgasms, and somehow end up moaning at each other with some weird sexual role play. This leads into Jay's peculiar mind. Jay tells us about a comedy skit, which talk's about th...

Feb 18, 202059 min

Welcome to D-Day

D-Day aka Valentine’s Day: A day to make your relationship feel special, for couples to get laid, and singles left to cry. Nappi and Jay are here for all of you on such a polarizing day. Nappi start off the podcast discussing the oppression he has faced for being an off-white olive boy. The boys argue about whether or not sexual intercourse is more intimate than kissing and the application of a particular gonorrhea spread. Then, Jay gives a history lesson on the origins of Valentine’s Day. Let’s...

Feb 11, 202052 min

Does Kim Really Eat McDonald's?

No matter if you watched the Super Bowl for the game, the halftime show, or the commercials, this show has it all for you. The podcast opens with the boys reviewing Demi Lovato’s rendition of the national anthem and the sensational performance of her sign language interpreter. The boys then briefly discuss how the Chiefs broke Jay’s heart and the 49ers championship aspirations. After that, the boys dig into everyone’s favorite part of the Super Bowl: The Commercials. From Kim and Kanye’s McDonal...

Feb 04, 202045 min

Friendship Goals

Friendship Goals: Do you need friends? Don’t worry, Nappi and Jay will be your friends. Today the boys tell you everything you need to know about friendship. But first, Nappi talks about the sexual tension he feels shopping at Trader Joe’s and the possibility that at any moment a TJ’s orgy could pop off. The conversation takes a completely different turn when the guys contemplate the origins of Dippin’ Dots and ask why you can’t buy them at a normal store. Jay talks about a man who for 27 years ...

Jan 28, 202053 min

How to Get Over Your Toxic Relationship

Nappi starts the podcast with a clip of a hotel guest claiming that Jerry, from Tom & Jerry, is in his room. The boys then discover that girls also have unexpected boners (lol what?). Then, Jay discusses the “Dan Bilzerian” of the animal kingdom and the abuse female otters receive from males. The Meat begins with the boys answering relationship questions from fans regarding reverse psychology, communication, and threesomes. This leads into their 7 step approach to getting and staying out of ...

Jan 21, 202047 min

The Candyman

Have you ever heard the phrase “I know a guy?” Today’s guest is that guy: The Candyman! But first, Nappi starts the podcast with hard “blunt” hitting questions: Have you ever seen two people fight? How do you put oxygen in an oxygen tank? Why do drinks get hot and food get cold? Jay then discusses how magic mushrooms effect the human consciousness, let's just say it might have something to do with a 6 inch pet gorilla. The Meat is dedicated to uncovering the truth behind the life of a drug deale...

Jan 14, 202057 min

Jesus the Ultimate Marketer

Does God exist? A question asked from the beginning of human consciousness, but still yet to be solved. Today, the boys grapple with the question and take a step closer to finding the truth. But first, Nappi discusses birthday texts from Jesus, the possibility of World War III, and having his next birthday at Panera Bread. Then, Jay sheds light on 3 hipster religions and educates Nappi on the concepts of sodomy, placenta, and abortion. The meat starts with the boys discussing their own beliefs i...

Jan 07, 202047 min

New Years Special: The Lost Episodes

New Years special: The episode opens up with the boys reflecting back to their first ever Intro (Isis) theme song. They then play a clip of taking a random phone call, really showing their noobie stripes. Nappi contemplates if girl's pooping is an actual thing, Jay tries to convince him otherwise. Somehow the conversation turns into Jay getting rag dolled by a girl and Nappi talks about breaking a disembodied girl’s heart. After Nappi tells a story about getting stung by 23 bees, we discover tha...

Dec 31, 201954 min

Merry Susmas

Merry Christmas! Today the boys switch it up for a holiday special. Instead of Nappi’s Internet Moments, Jay’s Peculiar Mind, and the Lighting Round, the boys deliver a straight smash-mouth Christmas review. They start by discussing their own Christmas traditions, their feelings on the day, and expose the worst gift givers in their families. Then, the guys reminisce on some of the most popular gifts of the 90’s. Nappi talks about how he used some of those gifts to cause some really questionable ...

Dec 24, 201931 min

Love and Kate

On today’s show the boys interview an influencer known as Kate.van.horn; Not only is she an influencer, but she happens to be Nappi’s ex! Before they get into it, the gang attempts to figure out what Kate’s “this her” pic, and discuss why cat guys are actually better than dog guys! Jay tells us about some unpopular social media sites he is trying to help get off the ground. Somehow this turns into a conversation about cankles and boob jobs. The meat is a hodgepodge of funny stories and digestibl...

Dec 17, 201956 min

Passion Fruit

Today’s episode starts with Nappi telling a story of a girl pooping at their boyfriend’s house, which then turns into a heated discussion on sending nudes! Jay’s search for a new career path takes him around the world. Nappi vies for a shot at interim weeping boy! In the Meat, the boys take you on a journey to finding your passion. They review different personality types and give you some pointers on becoming more self-aware. It comes full circle when boys discuss their journey starting the podc...

Dec 10, 201946 min

Procrastination at It's Finest

This week the boys discuss the many implications that procrastination can have on our lives, but before they get into all that Nappi really gets emotional about eyebrows and women with green eyes. Jay then brings up the ethical dilemmas that surround post mortem ejaculation. Trust me, you really don't want to miss that. The Meat is filled with insight into why we all seem to dilly-dally our way through life. They discuss the different reasons and delaying tactics that we all seem to employ, but ...

Dec 03, 201942 min

Ride Em' Like a Harley

Today, the boys interview an exotic dancer who goes by the name of "Harley!" Harley is not your stereotypical stripper. She comes from a good home and has a regular day job, but when the sun goes down the top comes off. She tells stories such as how she got into sex work and goes into some real raunchy details behind some of her weirdest clients! Before they get into the meat the group discusses the natural path app, the use or mostly non-use of condoms, and first dates. Jay then discusses his d...

Nov 26, 201956 min

Hug Everyday

The episode begins with Nappi calling out the “Very Mean Girls” of Twitter, get ready for a serious clap back! Jay will tell you a quote that will make you break up with your partner almost instantly. Although, that will transition you perfectly to the day's Meat. The boys discuss the keys to a successful relationship. They review conventional tips routinely suggested to improve the happiness of your relationship with a little bit of a twist. In the end, they provide you with the one big takeawa...

Nov 19, 201941 min
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