Today Miles Klee of Rolling Stone joins us to talk Sound of Freedom, the child-trafficking action(?) movie dominating theaters and leaving its fans to say “if you didn’t like it, you’re a pedophile.” We cover the morose film and the gruesome promotional push behind it, including twitter copypasta and weepy tik toks, learn about the film’s real-life vigilante, and read from deranged responses to Miles Klee and his Rolling Stone article critical of the film. Remember: “Never trust a pedophile” Sup...
Jul 17, 2023•1 hr 15 min
Today we revisit the mid-00's, Ice Cube-produced race-swapping reality TV show Black. White. Bruno does and says incredibly racist things while trying to prove racism isn't real Rene and Carmen fight over Carmen's use of the black term, "bitch" Rose tries rapping in her def poetry group Rene listens to an argument from a white bar patron about "how black people are" And Bryan and Rene wait to see if Bruno and Carmen will wear Dashikis on their visit to a black church service Sign up at http://pa...
Jul 16, 2023•8 min
In honor of the current WGA strike, the boys from Talking Simpsons help us tackle a South Park episode mocking the previous strike in 07-08. We wade through a painful dearth of jokes and mind-altering note-for-note renditions of viral videos to see how foolish anyone would have to be to strike for "internet money" If you liked this episode, consider supporting our show for only $5/month and get two bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser. Sign up at http://patreon...
Jul 14, 2023•1 hr 31 min
Today Alex tells the story of getting fake written-up for parking while delivering 2 100lb boxes Also: the leftist San Fransisco police arrest 100 young skateboarders during an annual event... instead of just gunning them down?? and finally: Mike Pillowman is forced to sell off manufacturing equipment and space as retailers continue to refuse to carry his patriotic pillow. Soon, a real rain will come to wash away these putrid and disloyal department stores. Sign up at http://patreon.com/minionde...
Jul 13, 2023•5 min
People are getting upset on planes. We're documenting it. Here to help us is Travis View of the Q Anon Anonymous podcast. We cover the conspiracy theory gripping the nation: a woman aboard an aircraft accused her seat neighbor of being not real Why did this vague proclamation strike such a chord with right-wing conspiracists, and what does it say about the movement at large? Following in the same vein, we look at another new conspiracy theory: the WEF is planning on banning fashion. You will dre...
Jul 10, 2023•1 hr 20 min
IT'S DEATH CHAT 500 (07/08/23) We're talking bad Teamsters rap (can't let this one get out to the general public) Joe Rogan gets mad at people working from home as his friend gets completely owned by his employees Ani fights a Tesla And, a demonic Axe commercial featuring Lil Baby is deconstructed by one of the finest minds Facebook has to offer. Sign up for only $5/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get two bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app...
Jul 09, 2023•7 min
Today we discuss the collapsed UPS-Teamsters negotiations, a likely strike, and how this time we're fighting for part-timers. Plus, a man has some tough-but-fair lessons for his dog who is afraid of fireworks and Finally, a small rural town in Maine is threatened with a gargantuan, dead-troop theme park--complete with 1776 ft. American Flagpole. Of course, the communists have a problem with it. Sign up for the full episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult...
Jul 06, 2023•9 min
Sorry for the late episode everyone. Alexander had a minor injury and some union duties to carry out, but we're back Today we catch up with UPS-Teamster negotiations, including the elimination of the 22.4 job category, and MLK Day as a paid holiday. Will UPS agree to a fair contract in time to avert a strike? We also address a baffling concern about Teamsters President Sean O’Brien turning his back on working people by not wearing blue jeans, potential scabs who want to remain friendly with cowo...
Jul 04, 2023•1 hr 11 min
This week we cover a couple of weird guys in my work Facebook group and listen to the leaked audio from Trump showing off a classified doc, which is fantastic. Also, Biden says he sold state secrets into a mic on camera and then said he was joking, and the right wing has to pretend to think it's real Also, Netflix finally overplayed their hand with their most depraved move yet: making Titanic available to watch on their platform in order to capitalize on the submersible tragedy(?) Listen to the ...
Jun 29, 2023•6 min
Today Alexander and Tony discuss the latest news in UPS-Teamster negotiations, the company's insulting economic proposal for its employees, and a potential strike Also: an aggrieved hardcore fan calls out legendary Boston band Bane for the singer's pro-trans and anti-american speech at a recent show. Is hardcore really the place for politics? Finally, we discuss the billionaire death sub, the awe-inspiring hubris that caused the disaster, and a stepson who enjoyed posting too much Music: The Cou...
Jun 26, 2023•1 hr 26 min
It's a jam-packed episode today as we listen to Florida republicans pass a harsh new anti-immigrant bill and then beg the undocumented people in their community to continue working on their farms. Also, a stewardess for an Irish airlines puts Israeli passengers' lives in peril when she says the P word over the intercom, and we look at some truly oblivious zionist clapbacks Plus: the "debate me" craze reaches a fever pitch, as debate fans seek out a scientist they want to see owned on Joe Rogan--...
Jun 23, 2023•7 min
Today we watch Trump offer “food for everyone” at a restaurant before immediately leaving, and hear from a Fact Checker to see if the former president would really welch on a payment AND an interview with an anonymous Apple TV + executive reveals how important writers are to streaming companies—but how paying them better wages or allowing organized labor to succeed is antithetical to their core values (accumulating wealth). And FINALLY an office furniture company teams up with the Daily Mail to ...
Jun 20, 2023•1 hr 15 min
Today we're talking Alex's bad back and scheduling days off work for physical therapy while your boss pretends he has a say in the matter and the Teamsters announce securing Air Conditioning for future UPS package cars. We talk about the merits, possible drawbacks, and address a few of the imaginative responses to this big step towards addressing safety concerns Also: we study the weird, tan, Canadian, "Motel 6 CEO" grandpa who accused a 9 year old girl of being trans during a track meet. Turns ...
Jun 16, 2023•4 min
We've got an amazing episode today folks as Trump gets indicted again for showing off confidential US documents to Mara Lago guests and Tony explains the PGA x LIV Golf collab, from the PGA denouncing the Saudi Arabian-owned tour as "immoral" before merging with them. Get 2 bonus episodes every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
Jun 12, 2023•1 hr 20 min
TODAY: we chat about Teamsters voting to authorize a strike against UPS A YouTuber shares his very normal interpretations of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, and Tony finds out about the Gerudo women and Great Fairies Finally: a prominent white nationalist tweets a Facebook post about her traditional, catholic, federal agent husband leaving her and their child to be even more of a fed Music: Tears of the Kingdom Main Theme Join us live for DEATH CHAT 500 every Saturday at 5pm PST at patreon.com/mini...
Jun 11, 2023•7 min
Today we host a living funeral for the modern man who is forced to go to his well-paying job and come home for lunch to play with his dog but there's sad music playing over it. We can't help but wonder if he wouldn't be happier having his limbs sawed off on the battlefield or perhaps living a more traditional agrarian lifestyle (eating breastmilk ice cream) ALSO: Fox Business transvestigates the new Zelda game to find out if trans people can identify with its protagonist (no!) Sign up for the fu...
Jun 08, 2023•9 min
This week we follow up on the Beach Teen Marine Massacre with a shocking revelation: The Marines were lying? And sharing alcohol with minors? and trying to kidnap blacked-out 14 year-olds?? Imagine our shock. Plus: Texas drivers are named worst in the country, and Texans explain why (the reckless drivers are all New York and California transplants!) and we learn about the REAL driving hazards: pedestrians, cyclists, and skateboarders And finally, the unthinkable has happened: Chick-Fil-A has gon...
Jun 05, 2023•1 hr 25 min
This week we have the smug, liberal grins wiped off our faces as we learn how the filming of Nefarious was beset by demons, and we develop some of our own theories about the paranormally-inept film production and we learn about the different ways to make people mad while observing Memorial day, including the large group of beach teens who beat up three marines Sign up for the full episode and hundreds more for only $5/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult...
Jun 01, 2023•7 min
This week we inspect the crotches of the children's bathing suits at Target to prove how creepy the retail chain is and the right wing cancels Roger Waters for dressing up like a fascist? While on stage?? Performing some album called "The Wall"??? Sign up for bonus episodes at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bo...
May 29, 2023•1 hr 22 min
This week Alex gives a deposition on attending Kirk Cameron's Christian Storytime Hour at the Seattle Public Library, learning about diverse, pluralistic utopian anthropomorphic (capitalist?) animal societies with free housing, communal parenting, and varying types of intelligences Also: more Target derangement including an epic dis track about washing the the aisles with the blood of christ and Newsmax commenters share their extremely proportional responses to the "Transget" pride collection. G...
May 28, 2023•8 min
This week we learn about the systematic destruction of redheads in media while looking at the comments on a preview of the new Scorsese movie and Ron DeSantis finally (?) announces his presidential campaign on Twitter Spaces with Elon where the feature crashes several times but only because of how PWSOME the Governor is Sign up for the full episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new week...
May 26, 2023•8 min
In honor of the current WGA strike, the boys from Talking Simpsons help us tackle a South Park episode mocking the previous strike in 07-08. We wade through a painful dearth of jokes and mind-altering note-for-note renditions of viral videos to see how foolish anyone would have to be to strike for "internet money" Sign up for the full episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly liv...
May 25, 2023•6 min
Today we watched anti-abortion Catholic horror movie Nefarious, a new film from the blubbering mind of right-wing podcaster and Glenn Beck employee Steve Deace Sean Patrick Flanery stars as the omnipotent demon Nefarious set to be executed if liberal, atheist psychologist Dr. James declares him fit to be condemned. Nefarious takes the Dr. on a rollercoaster of epic Catholic owns, picking apart the smug progressive’s many hypocrisies and foretelling of 3 murders the coastal elite will have commit...
May 22, 2023•2 hr 6 min
Wow, what an episode. Today we bid adieu to American Dad who has finally gone woke after deciding to put Roger the horny alien in drag And, three Canadian men assault "suspected" Bud Light customers and the right responds with bizarre logical leaps but forgets to hide their general amusement Finally, Elon musk hands the Shire (Twitter) to the Mouth of Sauron (former executive chair of the WEF), and we try to figure out why the richest man on the planet would be hanging out with these elites ----...
May 15, 2023•1 hr 25 min
This week we briefly address the psychopathic right wing response to Jordan Neely's killing on a New York subway before shifting gears to a pressing question every man must ask himself: is someone else stretching out and warming up your wife? Also: In honor of his coronation, we examine some truly funny defenses of the king and his royal family. While on the subject of repulsive predators, Matt Walsh comes up and we watch the Daily Wire ad they launched to defend him in light of his past comment...
May 11, 2023•6 min
We took a much-needed weekend off, so here's our episode on the writer's strike We address critiques of the Writer's Guild strike: will shutting down TV production lead to mass mental health crises? Will the end of scripted television lead to a glorious leftist revolution? Will the writers’ strike give actually talented people such as verified twitter users a chance to shine? Also: it’s more doorbell discourse when a weather-tracking Facebook page warns parents not to let their kids ring other p...
May 08, 2023•1 hr 6 min
It’s the triumphant return of power-poster McB as we read LIVE from previously unreleased chapters of his magnum opus: Gents, Let’s Talk About Feminist. McB shares a wonderful thought experiment in which HE were the DA prosecuting a young man for drunkenly assaulting two police officers who have ZERO noticeable injuries (as opposed to the female DA who prosecuted him) plus McB's thoughts about other forms of gender racism, Ashley Judd, and the bad false news articles and irresponsible journalism...
May 05, 2023•9 min
TODAY: we address critiques of the WGA strike: will shutting down TV production lead to mass mental health crises? Will the end of scripted television lead to a glorious leftist revolution? Will the writers’ strike give actually talented people such as verified twitter users a chance to shine? Also: it’s more doorbell discourse when a weather-tracking Facebook page warns parents not to let their kids ring other people’s doorbells or else he might shoot them. ---------------------------- Sign up ...
May 04, 2023•6 min
Today Amber Rollo and Rax King of the Low Culture Boil podcast join us to talk about the war on Mother’s Day emails. NOT. ENOUGH. EMAILS. Plus: getting catcalled while pregnant, the stereotype of girls and women doing things “for attention,” and the right confusing a fairly basic marketing tactic for a conspiracy Also: a new CDC survey finds 1 in 4 high school students identifying as queer or questioning their sexuality. Conservatives lose their cool (at the CDC? At the kids? At China?) and reve...
May 02, 2023•1 hr 10 min
Today we cover the feuds between Stephen Crowder and Candace Owens and Stephen Crowder and his own wife, who filed for divorce without his consent?? We take the opportunity to peruse the weird freaks picking sides in the right wing media civil war and Tucker Carlson is fired from Fox News but moves onto something bigger and better: uploading videos straight to twitter Finally we examine the right-wing response to the shooting of 16 year-old Ralph Yarl after he rang the wrong doorbell, including ...
Apr 27, 2023•5 min
