SOON YOU WILL BE SLEEPING ON CORN COB PILLOWS. ENJOY! (preview)

Today Alex tells the story of getting fake written-up for parking while delivering 2 100lb boxes

Also: the leftist San Fransisco police arrest 100 young skateboarders during an annual event... instead of just gunning them down??

and finally: Mike Pillowman is forced to sell off manufacturing equipment and space as retailers continue to refuse to carry his patriotic pillow. Soon, a real rain will come to wash away these putrid and disloyal department stores. 

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