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Minion Death Cult

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Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.
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#726 Without millionaires, we wouldn't have capitalism

TODAY: A shocking revelation from the MDC boys that could change the trajectory of our nation PLUS: We celebrate the REAL No KINGS Day with some incomprehensible posts honoring the country of AMERICAN AND: One republican poster questions why millionaires and billionaires make out better under Trump's tax bill, and the Let's Go Brandon facebook group calls him a Nazi ALSO: Teamsters? Celebrate Pride month? Despite me not being gay? We cover my union's support for gay and queer rights and shock re...

Jul 07, 20252 hr

#725 Politics shouldn't be allowed at festivals (preview)

TODAY: The BBC refuses to broadcast Kneecap's Glastonbury set... and instead gets hit with the old "Death to the IDF" by noise rap band Bob Vylan We discuss the band's statements, their music, the Glastonbury festival, and most importantly, what average BBC viewers are saying. Is it antisemtic to oppose a military killing thousands of women and children? Either way is it distasteful to drag politics into music? Will zionists ever be able to stop the wave of anti-Israel sentiment sweeping the glo...

Jul 03, 20257 min

#724 New York is done. Only in J*wmerica...

TODAY: We cover Zohran Mandami's Democratic Mayoral primary win and the cascading waves of dissonance it's set off in right wing and centrist circles. Will the right finally start calling all democrats "socialsts" now that a DSA guy has won a primary? Will the right wing's beloved New York City finally go down in flames? Will the few zionist democratic voters be able to scold their compatriots into "ISLAMAWARENESS"? Find out today Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.co...

Jun 30, 20251 hr 27 min

#723 Libertarian is conservative. Have fun being a cuck for Islam w/ Sean KB (preview)

TODAY: Sean of The Antifada podcast and the Independent Labor Club joins us to discuss important current events: Alex and Ani's wedding. Did he like the goats? The eggrolls from our neighbor? Shooting arrows at parade attendees? We get him on the record. ALSO: Going to war with Iran on behalf of Israel--is it good to? We examine the various arguments in favor of the US's missle strike on Iran's nuclear site, such as Charlie Kirk's "Don't worry about it, kitten" and the Libertarian Candidates Mem...

Jun 26, 20256 min

UNLOCKED: Though not a fan of trump but I kiss his both hands for making that happen

Originally Aired: January 10th 2020 Hey Everyone. Alex is on vacation the next two weeks because he's getting married. Premium episodes will release uninterrupted. I don't remember all of what this episode was about because I was working 14 hour days through covid and the only description I wrote is "It's the Iran episode" Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month Music: Trial - War By Other Means...

Jun 23, 20251 hr 31 min

#722 You Don't Mess With The Zohan w/Rax King (preview)

TODAY: We mess with the Zohan by reviewing the bizarre 2008 Adam Sandler comedy following an Israeli super soldier who defects to the US when he tires of "all the fighting going on over there" in order to be a successful American sex criminal and Salon owner. Probably the most bizarre Sandler outing, the effort sees the star trying to make comedy with liberal zionism and (more effectively) ruthlessly depicting a revolting Israeli culture. In Zohan, we see two Israelis: the uber mensch zionist wa...

Jun 19, 20255 min

UNLOCKED: #719 Queer neighborhood? This is supposed to be the melting pot

Hey Everyone. Alex is on vacation the next two weeks because he's getting married. Premium episodes will release uninterrupted, and we have a spectacular episode coming this thursday. In the meantime, please enjoy this recent premium episode from earlier in the month. TODAY: A far-right evangelical ministry stages an anti-LGBTQ protest in the heart of a queer Seattle community, and they are met with thousands of counter-protestors. We take a look at some homemade memes from the hypebeast ministe...

Jun 16, 20251 hr 28 min

#721 I don't care I'm just racist at this point (preview)

TODAY: Trump V Musk. Who will win? Or is it "Sun Tzu level warfare"? We cover the open conflict between the two high-energy type A alpha males. What did Elon mean by "Trump is in the Epstein files"? What did Trump mean by "Elon is a drug addict"? Could this be a golden opportunity for Democrats to add another repulsive billionaire to their team? Are the crafty showmen staging a brilliant game of 4D chess visible only to their most emotionally intelligent supporters? Or is this just another false...

Jun 12, 202510 min

#720 Imagine you're stuck in LA today, facing certain death from the Hamas Marxist army

TODAY: Alex details a rough workweek and the strange case of his employer having more volume and business than the shareholders would prefer. Due to overwork grievances and disciplined work methods from drivers, the company was forced to hire an additional 5 full-time drivers. Likewise in Minnesota the union wins 30 new full-time positions to fight company-wide layoffs and building closures. ALSO: The Battle of Los Angeles. Thousands of LA residents rise up against ICE raids on their neighbors, ...

Jun 09, 20251 hr 9 min

#719 Queer neighborhood? This is supposed to be the melting pot (preview)

TODAY: A far-right evangelical ministry stages an anti-LGBTQ protest in the heart of a queer Seattle community, and they are met with thousands of counter-protestors. We take a look at some homemade memes from the hypebeast minister and watch a conservative comment section spin conspiracy theories about how the city actually forced the group to protest there. ALSO: European leaders (including Starmer lol) begin to stand up to Israel and we learn the dangers of being sympathetic to Palestinian su...

Jun 05, 20255 min

#718 I'm white. And racist. But this was staged.

TODAY: A new poll finds that popular ideas are more popular than rebranded Reaganite de-regulation? We dive into the unpopularity of Abundance and try to convince Democrats that it's not about what they want--it's about what will sucessfully lose elections. AND: Staged, badly-acted videos of black people behaving reprehensibly until white men stand up For What's Right are circulating the internet. Black conservative commentator Jason Whitlock attemps to debunk the video to his right-wing brother...

Jun 02, 20251 hr 33 min

#717 Epstein did kill himself. I've seen the whole file. He killed himself. (preview)

TODAY: Nintendo fans EXPLODE at the video game company's disrespect: this time advertising a game where you play basketball in a WHEELCHAIR. When will this century of humiliation for gamers end? ALSO: Republicans and Democrats both have rugs pulled out from under them as Trump's plants in the FBI Kash Patel and Dan Bongino inform their base that Epstein did in fact kill himself and there's nothing strange about it. Meanwhile, filibusterin' fool Cory Booker becomes the only Democrat voting to con...

May 30, 20257 min

#716 "Israelophobia is out of control. It is the most dangerous bigotry of our times."

TODAY: Alex wins a grievance for management stealing union work, and Tony wins an audible audio track. ALSO: We discuss the assassination of two Israeli diplomats, the outsize coverage their deaths receive from mainstream media vs. the tens of thousands dead in Gaza (including diplomats), and whether this is “like Nazi Germany.” Violence? In my imperial core?? It’s more likely than you think. FINALLY: Babylon Bee makes one of their scheduled anti-racist jokes and their fanbase loses it. “Is this...

May 26, 20251 hr 30 min

#715 Just James Comey casually calling for my dad to be murdered. (preview)

TODAY: Newsmax pundit Greg Kelley is viciously assaulted by the wet pain on a light post while just chillin'. The light pole was probably an honor student too!! ALSO: The right wing continues their project of operformative hysteria by pretending "86" means to rip... tear... kill... We check out responses from the alpha males and your facebook grandma who just learned the term from Terrence K Williams and is now afraid for her life. FINALLY: Trump goes NUCLEAR on pop stars Taylor Swift and Bruce ...

May 23, 20257 min

#714 Some folks tink dere's a big, sneaky plan to make white people go poof, gone, finito!

TODAY: Elon Musk’s Grok crashes out, trying to reconcile the South African millionaire’s obsession with White Genocide with the fact that White Genocide does not exist. Seemingly fighting against instructions to promote the white nationalist conspiracy theory, the AI goes haywire, regurgitating the far-right talking points in unrelated queries, sometimes as Jar Jar Binks, while acknowledging their fraudulent nature. ALSO: Conservatives respond to a report about how basic living standards are out...

May 21, 20251 hr 44 min

#713 We need nationwide laws that ban these unnecessary deliveries at all hours. (preview)

TODAY: A rural NY gun dealer fires on a lost DoorDash delivery driver, hitting him in the back and causing serious injury. The right wing unites around calls to hold these reckless gig employees responsible for their actions. Shouldn't they know better than to ask an American Homeowner for help? PLUS: Finland wages war on the successful by ticketing drivers with fines weighted to their income. We explore how driving extremely fast is like capitalism (good) and requires superior intellectual capa...

May 15, 20259 min

#712 The Epstein videos are our videos technically we paid for them why is she going to censor them?

TODAY: AG Pam Bondi is forced by plucky kid detective James O'Keefe into announcing that the FBI is watching Epstein's child sexual exploitation videos as fast as they can, but that thing from I Love Lucy happened where there was actually so much abuse material that it clogged the investigation machine and created a huge mess they have to clean up first. We examine the few excuses from MAGA for the continued "delay" and see if they hold up to the overwhelming number of concerns by those who JUST...

May 12, 20251 hr 11 min

#711 I still cant see my children, so I became a Nazi (preview)

TODAY: A jam-packed episode starts with Kanye's newest banger: a song about how his wife made him be a nazi. They're calling it the most divorced track of all time. The formerly talented artist demonstrates with painful clarity the power of the Cuck meme--using the fetish as a title for his new album and laying bare a series of pathetic embarrassments, perhaps the best example of which is becoming a black Nazi. ALSO: Anti-war president Trump praises Anduril drones as "nasty looking things" and w...

May 08, 20256 min

#710 Since when slurs have more consequences than robbery.

TODAY: A brief review of the ILM "Light and Magic" documentary series beginning with plucky model makers and dedicated autodidacts, and ending with Jar Jar Binks contemplating suicide AND: We explore the Right's enthusiastic support for a white woman caught on camera repeatedly calling a child the N word, the hundreds of thousands of dollars she's since raised, and the various less-racist right wing mouthpieces trying to navigate the controversy. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at h...

May 06, 20251 hr 23 min

#709 Doesn't this hurt Palestinians? Israel will just use worse weapons now (preview)

TODAY: Alex details a weird evening involving buying controlled substances for a homeless person, a confused yet authoritative security guard, and a squatting fainting woman PLUS: More good news as the Trump administration is forced to reinstate the Visas of thousands of immigrant students, and MIT students successfully pressure their school to divest from Israeli weapons manufacturer Elbit Systems--but at what cost? FINALLY: TPUSA influencer Topher spits some dope rhymes about how Americans don...

May 01, 20257 min

#708 Jesus was a MALE lion

TODAY: Alex vents about Teamsters president Sean O'Brien's most recent Prager U Grandpa arc and we try to figure out why a labor leader would spend this opportune moment podcasting with celebrities and criticizing pro-labor dems. ALSO: Trump's approval numbers sink--even among young men--as people are reminded once again what a Trump presidency looks like. MAGA voters somehow see this as an opportunity for a third term. FINALLY: Despicable feminist Greta Gerwig weighs casting an iconic actor to ...

Apr 28, 20251 hr 39 min

#707 They forced him to have the tattoo. lol. That's what were supposed to believe (preview)

TODAY: We discuss the illegal abduction and deportation of Maryland resident Kilmar Abrego Garcia and the mass hysteria around his "MS-13 tattoos" We explore the collective delusion cultivated by and for Trump supporters in order to convince themselves that the smiley face is a gang sign. ALSO: An Amateur golfer wears a DISGUSTING and DISRESPECTFUL upside-down logo hat to the Augusta Masters tournament adn we're left to wonder if there is any goodness left in this world. Get a bonus episode ever...

Apr 25, 20258 min

#706 Conservative Goth Tradwife w/Ani

TODAY: Ani the Annihilator joins us to discuss the warzone of her hometown of Seattle and the vicious guerrilla fighting over control of the city's crosswalk messages. Will a cheeky anti-Bezos recording be the end of billionaires in the silicon city? Or could the whole thing just be "AI"? PLUS: We review a new christian hardcore band and discuss the best christian hardcore bands throughout history as well as our personal histories destroying non-believers in the Norma Jean mosh pit FINALLY: A sc...

Apr 22, 20251 hr 39 min

#705 When the far-left communist and the far right national-socialist decide to make music together (preview)

TODAY: Alex recommend Common Side Effects, a new animated show from the creators of Scavenger's Reign, Mike Judge, and Greg Daniels. Can a hippie nerd with a magic mushroom take down Big Pharma and their government cronies? ALSO: Trump tells reporters his "third term" speculation isn't a joke, and his loyal followers pretend that its still a joke, lament that it's not real, and mock liberals for their concern. We discuss the methods Trump might use to run for a third term and wonder if this fina...

Apr 17, 20257 min

#704 If it wasn't race then WTF was it?

TODAY: We follow up on Trump's on-again-off-again Tariffs to remind everyone that we are watching a master at work. Why would Trump tank the stock market, lose a bunch of political capital to achieve less than nothing? We look at the 5D chess explanations such as: "It's called insider trading, dumbass," and "the market is volatile, idiot" ALSO: The right wing has gone too long without a race war, so theyre desperately taking an imagined L in the self-defense stabbing of a white teen by a black t...

Apr 14, 20251 hr 17 min

#703 Losing money means nothing. (preview)

TODAY: We're revisited by an old friend, Minion's Law, over a Wikipedia citation, and are left to wonder how the CIA is corrupting definitional overviews of various political tendencies on the user-annotated database PLUS: We discuss the Trump tariffs and the feverish cope radiating from all corners of the right wing internet as the stock market loses trillions in speculative wealth. Is this Trump's genuine stab at economic populism? Can we tax ourselves into spontaneously reindustrializing? Wil...

Apr 10, 20256 min

UNLOCKED: Batteries just blown up by itself. Try not to drive them to reduce risks. Simple. w/Aaron Thorpe

TODAY: Aaron Thorpe of the Trillbillies joins us to talk sci-fi art, alleged acts of anti-Tesla terrorism, and Minion Death Cult being cancelled for liberalism (supporting unions) We start off with a brief review of Mickey 17 and our mutual childhood love of art and how our nostalgia is Good vs the fascistic nostalgia going around right now THEN: We explore the curious nature of a failing, overpriced car brand with thousands of unsold vehicles with manufacturing defects being suddenly "attacked"...

Apr 07, 20251 hr 41 min

#702 If you would like to be a us federal Marshall be at crockett police department 7am it pays 500/day treason is death (preview)

TODAY: Bill Gates comes out in favor of AI replacing millions of workers, and we get to see the right react to a "bad" billionaire espousing the same exact views as the "good" ones. Patriots weigh their hatred of workers against their hatred of "liberal progressive socialist tech billionaires," and some conclude that the wealthy elite owning the means of production might have some downsides. PLUS: A MAGA man deputizes his facebook friends as US Marshalls and plans a daring attempt to take back c...

Apr 03, 20256 min

#701 While I think TDS is a legitimate thing. I think most of these ppl would use it to receive disability from things like SS

FIRST: We celebrate pretending to play sports, from the ghost baseball of Field of Dreams to a golf influencer who uses an imaginary golf ball to Make A Point THEN: A clever Minnesota GOP culture warrior files a cheeky bill trolling Trump haters before immediately getting arrested for soliciting a minor. Maybe the Trump Derangement people actually are psychic? ALSO: Trump eliminates collective bargaining rights for thousands of federal workers, and Alex tries to talk some sense into private sect...

Mar 31, 20251 hr 38 min

#700 Batteries just blown up by itself. Try not to drive them to reduce risks. Simple. w/Aaron Thorpe (preview)

TODAY: Aaron Thorpe of the Trillbillies joins us to talk sci-fi art, alleged acts of anti-Tesla terrorism, and Minion Death Cult being cancelled for liberalism (supporting unions) We start off with a brief review of Mickey 17 and our mutual childhood love of art and how our nostalgia is Good vs the fascistic nostalgia going around right now THEN: We explore the curious nature of a failing, overpriced car brand with thousands of unsold vehicles with manufacturing defects being suddenly "attacked"...

Mar 27, 20257 min
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