TODAY: We touch base with Tony's dumpster fucker friend and I think we also touched on goth fashion and doorman etiquette . PLUS: We check out a Measles Death Cult in Texas made up of mennonite anti-vaxxers who allowed their daughter to die of the preventable illness. We consider the parents' claim that "there's too much negativity and stuff" and muse about how to get americans to take their shots. FINALLY: ICE kidnaps MAGA man's immigrant wife and he says "thank you, sir!" and the comment secti...
Mar 24, 2025•1 hr 20 min
This is a long 27 minute preview of this week's bonus episode. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult in your browser to hear an hour more of bad pro-Elon memes in coworker facebook groups and about crucifying yourself on the altar of cringe to educate fellow union members. TODAY: Jacob Morrison of The Valley Labor Report joins us to talk about Trump stripping collective bargaining from the TSA union. Public Workers: do they deserve to exist? We ask Jacob, a public union member, to justif...
Mar 20, 2025•28 min
TODAY: Immigrants have DESTROYED nu-metal. Find out why it is IMPOSSIBLE to do rap rck anymore thanks to insidious multiculturalism. Neo-nazis swarm Alex's twitter after he makes fun of them for being scared of the Deftones... but Grok backs him up??? Has the west finally finallen? PLUS: Democratic voters turn against Democratic leadership and Chuck Schumer after he passes the Republicans' spending bill. Dorothy from Wisconsin will find you Chuck and you'll wish you wouldve staged several more r...
Mar 17, 2025•1 hr 14 min
TODAY: We tackle a pressing issue plaguing the Carnivore Diet community: the news reporting on Cholesterol Hands--a NORMAL side effect of the Jordan Peterson diet. Why wont the news report on how the Carnivore diet cured my wife's muscular dystrophy? PLUS: Arnold Schwarzenegger calls out the weak sissy men in fascism and tells them to stop being losers. The online right reacts in just about the way you'd think. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult fo...
Mar 13, 2025•6 min
TODAY: Fired Veterans say they feel betrayed by federal job cuts, but have we considered this is being reported by the AP? What if the veterans like it? And who ever said we had to take care of veterans? Shouldn't they get nothing just like everyone else? PLUS: Trump scores an epic win for BlackRock, and we watch unpatriotic corporate firms cope and seethe. HOWEVER: I heard somewhere that BlackRock is also Chinese. We investigate. Listen to Nate on Hell of a Way to Dad Lions Led By Donkeys and T...
Mar 10, 2025•1 hr 37 min
TODAY: It's DOGE's America, we're just living in it. We read about more ways the "efficiency" department is making America run smoother, like cutting glamorous motel stays for volcano researchers and owning annoying scientists that study fish in the San Juan river. Why can't we just let the fishing industry and volcano industry pay for these services if they're so great... PLUS: Alex talks with a MAGA guy struggling to get a passport who is convinced that cutting funding to the USPS will help sp...
Mar 07, 2025•6 min
TODAY: we enter EPSTEIN: PHASE ONE and get so excited about the dark secrets probably to be revealed in the sequel that we forget information we previously had. AND: the House GOP dunk on those foolish enough to have believed them about releasing the files with some dank memetic warfare PLUS: Hitting your emo son or daughter--is it good to? The facebook comment section tackles an anti-spanking anthem from a high-minded emo(?) band. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.c...
Mar 05, 2025•1 hr 31 min
TODAY: We follow the white rabbit into a white girl's def MAGA ascended poetry slam, seeing how deep into mystic-narcissistic-personality-disorder-posing-as-politics the rabbithole takes us Is the journey to political revolution contained within the self? Do you actually have to organize or talk with other people to achieve your political goals? Only if you don't know how to make your own enlightened hats, I suppose. ALSO: We follow up on our reactionary Teamsters segment from last week to talk ...
Feb 27, 2025•3 min
TODAY: Ani joins us to discuss a perplexing dilemma causing vigorous debate online: Do you have to take your daughter fishing even though she's basically a woman and might cramp your style? A mother writes to reddit explaining her daughter no longer wants to spend time with her dad after he refused to take her on a "guys only" fishing trip. Is the daughter really hurt, or is the mother just cheating on her husband? ALSO: We look at Teamsters president Sean O'Brien's recent comments about Right t...
Feb 24, 2025•1 hr 33 min
TODAY: We give an update on Alex's goo situation and Tony makes the cowardly decision not to get jumped at his bar. ALSO: We join Teamsters president Sean O'Brien in congratulating former UPS and Amazon exec being appointed to OSHA. Why is a boss having his reputation laundered by a labor leader? Is "former worker" a high bar to clear? PLUS: An anonymous UPS Teamster complains that his union won't allow him to prep his route off the clock. We commend rank and file for stepping up to educate this...
Feb 20, 2025•6 min
TODAY: We discuss Kanye's latest epic turn towards standard right wing hitlerism, including rehabilitating accused sex criminal kingpins like Puff Daddy. Talk about a meeting of the minds! We discuss the broader absurdity of antisemitism and the way it sheepdogs discontented workers away from a coherent class politics. ALSO: A Maine farmer livestreams his shootout with police because Maine likes gay people and abortion too much and NOT because he lost custody of the child he's refusing to give u...
Feb 17, 2025•1 hr 28 min
Sorry about the delay, folks! TODAY: We read an OP-ED from business insider beseeching the public to stop throwing things at the author's Cybertruck. She needs it for work (psychologist). Plus its full-self driving feature reduces stress, which is really important to your physical health. ALSO: A story of one of Tony's customers disrespectfully blocking other cars in the parking lot, and a story of Alex steadfastly blocking other people in with his work truck to prove an important point. FINALLY...
Feb 12, 2025•5 min
TODAY: We correctly choose not to cover the tariffs (now placed on hold) and instead turn to the very funny news of a Chinese AI model destroying the American Stock Market We sample the coping and seething of american tech parasites and beg China to do the right thing and fix Facebook ALSO: Tony shares a bizarre story about a dumpster-f*cker that he's really good friends with PLUS: A vigilante tries to deport a couple guys for speaking spanish. We watch the viral video of his hateful, racist per...
Feb 04, 2025•1 hr 29 min
TODAY: Ani joins us to observe the further nazification of this country with news of the young, black, self-hating groyper who killed another student and himself while leaving behind a manifesto filled with hopelessness and internet-poisoned ideology. We watch the right wing once again try to obscure the results of their destructive ideology by focusing on the shooter's race, and we connect this to the shameless denial around Elon Musk's recent Nazi salute. ALSO: The Trump administration vows to...
Jan 30, 2025•6 min
TODAY: JF and DB of YKS join US to call on Reddit investors to bring vicious, anti-Musk mods to heel before they destroy the entire site with their bigotry We also watch the #1 dork in charge of tattling on Reddit be radicalized into holocaust-denial in real time by the website (X) he's defending. ALSO: Not content to rest on their laurels, the Babylon Bee is cultivating the next generation of sardonic satirists with a User Submitted Headlines social media forum available only to $60/subscribers...
Jan 27, 2025•1 hr 29 min
TODAY: We uncover and discuss a different type of racism dividing the working class: Truck Driver Supremacy, as Alex shares an annoying argument with a Bezos-boosting Teamster who insists on making the union smaller. ALSO: Trump has an "impressive" 3-hour meeting with Bill Gates, leading many Trump supporters to go "Huh?" Was Trump holding this meeting against his will? Was the meeting a ploy to get Bill Gates' confession on tape? Either way Trump probably didn't like it. Get a bonus episode eve...
Jan 24, 2025•4 min
WE'RE BACK: Today we discuss Facebook's new(?) embiggoting policy and what it means for the Minion Death Cult LLC™ Also: Zuck's incredible new Masculine identity and the real dangers of feminine business culture (Lina Kahn's FTC suing you) PLUS: Tom MacDonald launders his Trump daddy fetish through once-beloved 90's sitcom mom Roseanne to declare "Daddy's Home," a collaborative rap filled with his usual zero-effort 10 and 20 year-old memes. FINALLY: 9 Year old's parents want a Trump tattoo on he...
Jan 21, 2025•1 hr 33 min
TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! We read some cool posts about the devastating fires in California and watch the right revert back to racism and tribalism to avoid confronting the real problems of inequality and climate change. ALSO: Work is freakin' pissin' Alex off so he BLOWS OFF SOME STEAM!!!!!!!!!!! TRY NOT TO GET OFFENDED PEACHCAKE FINALLY: Some misguided coworkers want the government to make Facebook implement Real ID so they can win an argument online; others complain about how there aren't enough secur...
Jan 16, 2025•5 min
Originally Aired: August 22, 2018 Our world is on fire. We're documenting it. Paying inmates for life-threatening work: is it wrong to? We're covering the inmate firefighters in California, the atrocious pay and even worse treatment the receive once they're out. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month
Jan 13, 2025•1 hr 8 min
TODAY: We voice appreciation for the year's positive developments like an intriguing facebook friend request (a harbinger of wealth and success, perhaps) and a cop getting thrown from a speeding convertible. ALSO: Facebook shows us the damning truth about the Suffragettes (they were really cool) and we find out about girl math (cancelling out your husband's vote) PLUS: Our quest to learn more about feminist terrorism leads us to some prime reactionary posts and a guy who blames the recent Las Ve...
Jan 10, 2025•5 min
TODAY: Ani's in the cohost Chair and Brett Payne of Street Fight Radio, Relatively Unknown , and our friendship returns to the show to talk about neo-Nazis being pummeled by Columbus OH residents at their last attempted march. Are all racists feds? Or maybe gay, anti-Trump Republicans? Russians? And is there any difference between Nazis and anti-genocide activists anyway? PLUS: A San Fransisco Slimeball pimp-turned-anti-homeless-activist-turned-alleged-pimp-again, Raw Ricci, is arrested. We look...
Jan 06, 2025•1 hr 19 min
TODAY: We ring in the new year by checking in on the MAGA movement a month before Trump is set to take office, and things are not great. A civil war erupts between white nationalist Trump supporters and a tech elite insistent on the necessity of poaching cheaper, more precarious immigrant labor over American workers. We watch the right wing discover class consciousness in spite of their hyper-fixation on race and witness "good" Indians like Dinesh D'Souza prostrate themselves before their racist...
Jan 02, 2025•5 min
TODAY: We review the bizarre new "holiday" special from the scrooged-up (racist) mind of Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham. We marvel at the special's bizarre premise: a 1-hour setup for a Jeff Dunham Christmas Carol... that will supposedly happen next year. We enter the child-like minds of Jeff and his audience to analyze his and his audience's sometimes unsuccessful attempts at racism and anti-gay bigotry. And we meet a new, semi-professional ventriloquist dummy which by all accounts seems to be a qua...
Dec 26, 2024•4 min
Originally aired: Nov 29, 2023 Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month Today we’re discussing Jingle Smells, a bizarre Christmas movie produced by Sean Hannity and the conservative American Center for Law and Justice (Trump lawyers). We follow Nick, a PTSD alcoholic veteran of Afghanistan who can’t compete with his handsome, rugged Police Chief father Dusty (John Schneider) When Dusty makes Nick get a job as a garbage collector, he beg...
Dec 23, 2024•1 hr 49 min
“This train is half a mile long traveling at speed into highly populated areas with 8 freight cars of hazardous chemicals and 5,000 gallons of diesel fuel. We’re talking about a missile the size of the Chrysler building.” TODAY: Liam and Rocz from Well There’s Your Problem join us to cover the Tony Scott / Denzel Washington runaway train joint Unstoppable. Who are these anti-union railroad workers and why do they hate new-hires so much? Will Denzel’s mystical connection to trains save the day? W...
Dec 19, 2024•4 min
Teamsters approve a resolution to unionize Amazon, but is this the *right* way to get a living wage?? Also, facebook conservatives get tricked into complaining about the child tax credit, And actor Eddie Deezen posts about the heartless waitress who shamed him for demanding she wear fake eyelashes while serving him. Music: Mind Eraser - Manhood (originally posted 06/30/2021) We're patreon only for the holiday season due to Alex's busy schedule. Please enjoy this unlocked premium episode. New epi...
Dec 17, 2024•1 hr 36 min
It's finally here! the episode we recorded on Sunday before anyone knew who the United Health shooter was or whether he'd be caught. Luckily I correctly predicted he would be a principled maoist third-worldist. TODAY: We talk about the assassination celebrated by Americans across the political spectrum, the stern lecture given to us by the political and pundit class, and flailing attempts to distract from the anti-capitalist, populist politics the shooter seemed to be acting on. PLUS: An acquain...
Dec 12, 2024•7 min
When patriot Mike rescues feminist Ricki from a post-Trump rally riot, the clash of opposites sets off sparks between them. But the gentleman giant refuses to leave the side of the spunky half-pint until he and his pickup truck deliver her home, safe and sound. Ricki attends the rally to scoop the racism of the Trump crowd in a blog post. But she's forced to spin a false narrative when her mistaken assumptions fail to materialize. When Ricki's lies get Mike doxed, and his construction worksite b...
Dec 09, 2024•1 hr 46 min
TODAY: Ani's in the cohost Chair and Brett Payne of Street Fight Radio, Relatively Unknown , and our friendship returns to the show to talk about neo-Nazis being pummeled by Columbus OH residents at their last attempted march. Are all racists feds? Or maybe gay, anti-Trump Republicans? Russians? And is there any difference between Nazis and anti-genocide activists anyway? PLUS: A San Fransisco slimeball pimp-turned-anti-homeless-activist-turned-alleged-pimp-again, Raw Ricci, is arrested. We look...
Dec 05, 2024•5 min
In honor of Dennis Prager's ongoing health crisis, we're unlocking this 2020 episode on his and Adam Corolla's generational epic: "No Safe Spaces" FOR THE REST OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON DUE TO OUR SCHEDULE, MDC IS PATREON ONLY. SUPPORT THE SHOW AT http://PATREON.COM/MINIONDEATHCULT FOR ACCESS TO HUNDREDS OF BONUS EPISODES AND A NEW EPISODE EVERY WEEK. As an end-of-year treat we cover No Safe Spaces, the Crisis on College Campuses documentary hosted by Dennis Prager and Adam Corolla with the seeming ...
Dec 02, 2024•1 hr 38 min
