TODAY: We say goodbye to Matt Gaetz and marvel at his twitter response to the allegations against him. PLUS: We delve deeper into the darkness of the Conservative Goths Facebook page than perhaps any other podcast to bring you tales of "Can I at least get a hug?" wife guys, more pro-fa rip-offs of antifa graphics, and a young goth concerned for a conservative family member who works for the federal government that DOGE promises to dismantle. Fellow goths ask: can she inform on her coworkers to s...
Nov 28, 2024•9 min
FOR THE REST OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON DUE TO OUR SCHEDULE, MDC IS PATREON ONLY. SUPPORT THE SHOW AT PATREON.COM/MINIONDEATHCULT FOR ACCESS TO HUNDREDS OF BONUS EPISODES AND A NEW EPISODE EVERY WEEK. TODAY: We visit X, the website for dads clapping-back at their daughter’s tik toks to watch a bitcoin breakdancer explain why he abandoned his family to be the oldest competitive funky white guy in the country AND we dive into COWORKER CORE—that special blend of memes and music posted by the work acquai...
Nov 25, 2024•1 hr 40 min
TODAY: Marjorie Taylor Greene defends alleged pedophile sex trafficker Matt Gaetz, threatening to release ALL ethics investigations if Republicans don't ignore Gaetz's, MAGA responds: "We love your veiny c * ck, MTG!" PLUS: More MTG as she uses Laken Reilly's killer's conviction as a rallying cry for mass deportations. We discuss the right's (historic) tactic of using female victimhood as a vehicle for fascism and discuss the ways racial grievance politics obscure actual class relations. FINALLY...
Nov 23, 2024•9 min
TODAY: We say goodbye to a normal world as the show initiates the Peak Season Option and goes patreon-only for the rest of the year. ( patreon.com/miniondeathcult) ALSO: Bernie Sanders betrays the left by working to lower credit card interest rates... with Trump?? PLUS: "Anarchist" and Libertarian arguments for supporting these major financial institutions FINALY: US Postal Workers are in the middle of "contract negotiations" in which their abysmally weak union wants them to accept a ~1% pay rai...
Nov 19, 2024•1 hr 9 min
TODAY: We start with beautiful, confusing comments from the Minion Death Cult YouTube comment section (like and subscribe) THEN: Some Democratic voters turn to conspiracy theory after the fallout of Harris's presidential loss. Did you know Elon Musk is a billionaire with multiple government contracts...? PLUS: The grotesque menagerie of cabinet appointments announced by past and future president Trump leads the dissident right to proclaim "finally, the adults are back in charge." ALSO: The myria...
Nov 16, 2024•7 min
TODAY: We check out the right-wing reaction to Trump's win which is unfortunately hyper-fixated on assault, and ponder the hetero-flexibility that occurs in politically destabilized zones. PLUS: Trump voters' daddy issues are still on display, this time via the Man Shed facebook page AND: Staten Island Ferry workers' contract win + backpay enrages New York Post, commenters, twitter hashtag lawyers. Music: Purity Filter - Wisteria Awakens Artificial Brain - Graveyard of Lightless Planets Tony Wil...
Nov 12, 2024•1 hr 12 min
It's so Joe-ver. Sorry for the late release folks. Busy week. We're the aftermath of Democrats' disastrous presidential campaign and faced with another Trump presidency We review the Democratic party's strategy and figure out which scapegoat will allow us to learn nothing from this historic event. Were Democrats too nice to latinos? Did they not sufficiently support Israel? Did they not gestate enough republican never-Trumper egg sacs? What is going on?? Also: The voting public's desire for "cha...
Nov 09, 2024•7 min
It's that time of years: Election Day. And what an election it's been. We give the official MDC presidential prognosis (Both candidates will save democracy) and dive into the Trump campaign's truly bizarre endgame strategies. Micro-targeted racism to Puerto Ricans, a spiteful McDonald's shift, handing your ground game off to Elon Musk who tells everyone your presidency will result in necessary hardship and a market crash, and many more incredible tactics. Music: Tyler, the Creator - Darling, I W...
Nov 05, 2024•1 hr 24 min
TODAY: We're lamenting the existence of woke halloween decorations and mourning the loss of REAL halloween decorations (witch, skeleton, pumpkin) and we get some feedback about our criticism of the PEDOPHILES FOR HARRIS WALZ halloween sign. PLUS: Trump gets a mean racist to open for him at Madison Square Garden, and several (Puerto Rican) Trump fans finally find the limit of their intolerance. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month...
Oct 31, 2024•11 min
It’s time. In honor of this special episode we turn to the namesake of this podcast and perhaps the root of our twisted timeline: da minions We reflect on the 7 years of this show and recount some personal experiences with minions before diving into the stunningly revealing 2010 film. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month Music: Cursed - Reparations...
Oct 29, 2024•1 hr 20 min
TODAY: we're back after a brief illness/forgetfulness break to talk abut political halloween decorations, both good and bad, and why putting a giant "PEDOPHILES" sign on your lawn might not be the best way to own the libs. ALSO: Trump ACTUALLY works at McDonalds, which means so much to the average worker, unless you're making fun of him in which case it was actually a savvy move to troll Kamala Harris (?) Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get a bonus episode every we...
Oct 25, 2024•6 min
TODAY: Tony's in Seattle and Ani's in the studio with us as we sneak in an episode of Last Responders--Tony's miniseries covering the woke, body-horror, copaganda smash-hit 911: Lone Star. On Season 4 Episode 13, feminist, metrosexual Fire Captain Strand (Rob Lowe) finds himself in a love triangle with the wealthy baddie he's been dating and her surprise husband with whom she has an "open" marriage. A couple confrontations and several grievous bodily injuries later we find the cucked husband may...
Oct 21, 2024•1 hr 12 min
TODAY: we look at Elon Musk’s human-assisted robot of the future—the thrill of a personal servant with none of the visible poverty. AND: We look at the happy dullards who adamantly believe Tesla’s Optimus is operated by AI. If this robot could actually feel it would k*** itself from second-hand embarrassment ALSO: We look at the positive effects of the California fast food minimum wage and the conservatives who refuse to believe the data. Wages are up and prices are flat… but at what cost? Sign ...
Oct 18, 2024•5 min
TODAY: We examine the new bipartisan Democratic party and express our gratitude for Kamala Harris' Republican-filled advisory group AND: A german Opera that's so feminist it has dudes admitting to being nazis on Facebook Finally: a certain Governor gets too nasty with it, leaving people to wonder if she was evoking catholicism. Music: Machinegirl - Athoth a Go! Go! Concrete Winds - Chromium Jaws Leon Thomas - MUTT Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get a bonus episode...
Oct 15, 2024•1 hr 19 min
TODAY: Alex is joined by Jacob Morrison of the excellent Valley Labor Report to discuss the recent Longshoremen strike, their tentative agreement after winning higher wages, and the continued fight for the future of their jobs. Was the strike a nefarious pro-Trump worker action meant to make the Democrats look bad? Is the based right wing going to last a nanosecond before demanding union workers be fired? Will these overpaid, lazy workers ever stop being unfairly exploited by their wealthy union...
Oct 10, 2024•7 min
TODAY: A far-right school board installs windows in a Pennsylvania middle school bathroom at the suggestion of Christian legal council, is met with strong public outcry for some reason AND: A metal fest tries to get attention by “booking” Kyle Rittenhouse as a guest, promptly loses the only bands you’ve ever heard of from the lineup. The promoter tells haters they will never be as punk as the troops. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get a bonus episode every week Mu...
Oct 07, 2024•1 hr 7 min
TODAY: We're joined by Ben Clarkson and Matt Bors, authors of the comic series Justice Warriors, to promote the second installment: Justice Warriors: Vote Harder. We talk to them about their satirical, dystopic world of government-operated killdozers collecting rent and taxes from the slums and protecting the insulated Bubble City, a paradise of diversity and tolerance and entertainment. ALSO: 5 University of California campuses receive their yearly shipment of killdozers...er less-than-lethal m...
Oct 03, 2024•5 min
TODAY: We discuss Schrodinger's Hurricane: both "overhyped" and suspiciously strong... and re-live the wonderful stages of being wrong on the internet ALSO: We enter the conservative world of getting mad: 1. When the government tries to regulate vital supply chains 2. When your girlfriend engages you romantically after a so-called "girl's night." Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get a bonus episode every week Music: Mogwai - God Gets You Back Alchemist feat. Larry J...
Oct 01, 2024•1 hr 20 min
TODAY: We tag along with the Anonymous Collective Facebook page as they fight against wind powered energy, vegetarianism, the Democratic Party, and put the fix on English soccer league matches—all from the comfort of Nigeria. ALSO: Mark Robinson, Trump’s “Martin Luther King on steroids,” flames out in his candidacy for North Carolina Governor when his old porn messageboard posts become public. Will his juices be too funky for The Old North State? Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for...
Sep 27, 2024•5 min
TODAY: We cover the Teamsters Union’s Presidential Non-Endorsement and discuss the support for Trump among the rank and file and the various inane arguments in favor of the Republican candidate ALSO: Trying to turn fellow Teamsters away from the Republican party while avoiding regime change from the K-Hive PLUS: Kamala proves her American bone fides by fantasizing about killing a home intruder on Oprah, but is she willing to leave her home booby trapped 24/7 in case of undocumented immigrant ass...
Sep 24, 2024•1 hr 23 min
TODAY: We look at the newest and (rather dull) assassination attempt on Trump’s life—and switch gears immediately to focus on his far more interesting would-be assailant and the myriad of… passionate right wing responses to the latest re-hashed story beat in this election cycle. We look at potential shooter Ryan Routh’s incredible online presence, filled with disillusionment over Donald Trump and Tulsi Gabbard and his ideas about saving Ukraine with Elon Musk rockets and a star-studded charity s...
Sep 19, 2024•6 min
TODAY: We cover the right’s response to Kamala’s overperformance in the debate, with the cope reaching “Haitian pogrom” levels. Did Kamala hire a rogue gaffer to distract Trump with lights? Did she use an earpiece to receive her responses? Did ABC lose $27 million dollars because of their unfair treatment of Trump? Maybe! ALSO: With Trump’s claims about Haitian migrants “eating pets” thoroughly debunked, the right continues it’s anti-immigrant frenzy with inane AI slop, pointing guns at their co...
Sep 16, 2024•1 hr 20 min
TODAY: In a liberal's wet dream, prominent conservative pundits are revealed to be on the payroll of actual Russian agents. We revisit some of their hits and wonder how we can secure a similar bag. PLUS: We look into one of the many hoaxes being pushed this election season: Venezuelan Drug Landlords. We listen to a viral Tik Tok about the supposed gang takeover and follow the thread to the actual story: Venezuelan refugees being exploited by an absentee Slumlord who hired a PR firm to spread thi...
Sep 12, 2024•5 min
TODAY: S.F. State University and Portland, Maine successfully divest from Israel's weapons suppliers in a victory for Pro-Palestine protesters and definitely not a loss for zionists who don't care at all PLUS: A comedian gets confused in a drug store and becomes a right wing sensation as they project their racist beliefs onto one of the closing Rite Aids. We reminisce about the old days of browsing Rite Aid for hours on end--a tradition lost to uh wokeness or something. And we discuss the right'...
Sep 10, 2024•1 hr 11 min
TODAY: Trump goes double siko mode on veterans--making fun of them for dying to get a medal of honor as opposed to giving him a bunch of money like Miriam Adelson, then shooting a campaign video at Arlington Natl. Cemetary where a member of his group also allegedly assaulted a female employee. PLUS: In a direct assault on memes, a Texas sixth-grader is suspended and handcuffed for saying he wanted to blow up like Riff Raff. We defend both the kid and the rapper AND: Australian workers win (nebul...
Sep 05, 2024•6 min
TODAY: Alex is joined by Jake and Adam from the excellent Labor Valley Report to talk about an important working class issue—the bizarre right wing comments they get on their YouTube videos. PLUS: A smackdown I got from one of their viewers after my appearance on their show, and a different argument with a fellow Teamster over Trump’s NLRB history. ALSO: We cover 2 huge NLRB rulings from the last week: Amazon drivers in California were determined to be Amazon employees (as opposed to independent...
Sep 02, 2024•1 hr 27 min
TODAY: Ani helps us cover the DNC in the only way it could possibly be interesting: through the eyes of right wing psychopaths on Facebook. The Democrats perform free abortions in the DNC parking lot and steal the genders of religious attendees; Ella Emhoff presents a worst-case scenario for any parent (child with tattoos and hat), while Tim Walz’s 17 year old son demonstrates what it means to be a cucked modern male (love your dad); And speaking of Tim Walz, the demonic VP candidate betrays chr...
Aug 29, 2024•8 min
"You're more Native American than my people ever were." Alex is on vacation so we're re-releasing an old episode, one of our favorites. We'll be back next week. Until then, Patreon supporters are still getting bonus episodes. Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult And please enjoy To Die For. You may learn something. We watched To Die For, the astonishing new film from the wildly reactionary mind of Duke's of Hazzard's John Schneider. A green-screen, anti-teen fever dream, the mo...
Aug 26, 2024•1 hr 51 min
TODAY: We address an important relationship dilemma: Is it alpha to throw a fit when your girlfriend says she wants to marry you? ALSO: We watch the sun set on the British R@pe Empire as they begin(?) telling their army soldiers not to commit sexual assault. WHEN WILL THE GASLIGHTING STOP? FINALLY: Harley Bikers are on strike as the classic motorcycle company goes woke again. Will the nation’s landlords ultimately relinquish their Outlaw Biker status? Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcul...
Aug 22, 2024•9 min
TODAY: Author and friend Rax King ( https://www.raxkingisdead.com/) joins us to discuss “progressive zionists” ongoing rationalization of Israel’s attacks on Palestine and Zionism in general. ALSO: We stand united across racial lines to denounce the anti-italian slander put forward by some despicable elements of the right wing FINALLY: Speaking of Anti-Italian racism, we explore the frothing conservative backlash against Robert DeNiro aka Slobbert Big Zero Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondea...
Aug 19, 2024•1 hr 16 min
