TODAY: A nazi super-soldier is handed a 20 year sentence for beating multiple officers and filming himself making death threats during Jan 6th, and a Washington Examiner reporter gets so mad she posts Hitler about it. PLUS: Gruesome Newsom has had it up to here with Los Angeles homeless people and takes care of the problem himself by personally throwing all their belongings in the trash. We discuss liberalism’s inability to manage its optics crisis and how allowing these problems to fester breed...
Aug 15, 2024•10 min
TODAY: We continue our horserace coverage with a followup as Trump agrees to debate Kamala, and her campaign is accused of antisemitism for not picking Josh Shapiro as her running mate. ALSO: Mamala herself serves a fierce clapback at women protesting the genocide in Gaza and fans ask, why aren't they protesting Trump? PLUS: In an effort to prove they aren't weird, the right wing starts yelling about tampons and horse c*m en masse Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and ge...
Aug 12, 2024•1 hr 17 min
TODAY: Trump backs out of an upcoming presidential debate with Kamala Harris and we survey the people who think it makes him look cool and strong AND: The Conservative Goths Facebook group shares regrets about JD Vance as VP while we fantasize about two simultaneous solo presidential debates ALSO: America goes to war with Iran maybe, and Washington Post readers are sick of Israel’s bullshit Plus: It all happens on X, by which we mean the planning of British race riots and the Pentagon's misinfor...
Aug 08, 2024•6 min
TODAY: we cover the gender-critical movement’s freak out over Olympic Algerian Boxer Imane Khelif, and their newest litmus tests for deciding what gender they want you to be. PLUS: Trump visits the National Association of Black Journalists to make incredible statements about Kamala Harris’s race, and we take another look at how his supporters are running with this strategy. Would Be- Las Nubes (on tour) Set It- Denzel Curry ft, Maxo Kream Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/mont...
Aug 05, 2024•1 hr 15 min
TODAY: We're back with Sean KB from The Antifada to talk about the supposed right wing takeover of labor by... covering their 5-year plan to get every service worker in the country fired. Spearheaded by professional Karens like Libs of Tik Tok, the Right was on a cancelling crusade in the wake of the bungled Trump assassination to fire everyone who thought it was funny. A backlash forces many on the right to double-down on their war against workers, producing interesting responses. PLUS: the fin...
Aug 01, 2024•5 min
TODAY: It’s the ultimate right-wing Kamala meme meltdown, and we’re covering all of it now to get it out of the way. It’s a torrential amount of cope as Trump supporters cling to theories about Democrats conspiring to foil their own plans, The right gets even weirder about women to own the Harris campaign, And Facebook boomers deploy photoshopped images so poorly edited even their peers are clocking them. Finally, we dive into a Law Enforcement Group comment section for a spirited debate on whet...
Jul 29, 2024•1 hr 34 min
It's that time. We're traveling back two months in time for an episode all about the people who got extremely mad online at Alex for wearing a keffiyeh (and who probably also got him temporarily fired) Tagging the wrong employer, fantasies about being Alex's boss and killing him, getting mad about culturally appropriating from a "filthy" group of people--the responses are a delight to behold.
Jul 25, 2024•6 min
Today we cover the BREAKING NEWS that Don Henley has issued a DMCA strike against DEATH CHAT 500 for trying to defend the Eagles. Also the president is dead. Or resigned. Or something. PLUS: we invite fellow union man, The Third Sean (of The Antifada) to talk about Teamster President SOB’s appearance at the RNC Is this a big deal? Can we flatter conservatives into pro-worker policies? Should our coworkers be sent to the hague for voting Republican? Listen to find out. Sign up at http://patreon.c...
Jul 22, 2024•1 hr 26 min
Today Alex shares the story of how he was fired two months ago for wearing a Keffiyeh by his employer (Barnes and Noble), the case compiled against him by corporate, and his eventual reinstatement yesterday thanks to the efforts of his Teamsters Union. PLUS: Tony is also almost fired for being corny (wearing his prescription sunglasses to his night job), and Alex EVISCERATES a beloved classic Simpsons moment IMPORTANT: Do not tweet or contact my actual employer. The matter is settled. Thank you ...
Jul 18, 2024•6 min
TODAY: As more information about Trump’s attempted assassination comes out, the right wing asks: are politics getting more unhealthy? What if Barron Trump were in attendance and was scarred for life and vowed to eradicate the liberal menace once and for all? What would Hawk Tuah have to say about this moment? Would anyone listen to her? We also check in on liberals posting Alex Jones style false-flag conspiracies en masse, and can’t find it in our hearts to fault them for it. Real Life Love- SPE...
Jul 15, 2024•1 hr 13 min
Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 Today we react live to the stunning news of an apparent assassination attempt on Donald Trump, as well as Facebook's reaction to the news (CIVIL WAR TIME) We also discuss weightlifting-themed hardcore bands Rampage and Diesel Dudes Watch the stream at YouTube.com/miniondeathcult or http://Twitch.tv/miniondeathcult
Jul 14, 2024•1 hr 30 min
TODAY: Caleb from the Western Kabuki podcast helps us catch up with the meaningful mind of Dr. Jordan B. Peterson. How cooked is this man’s brain, for real PLUS: We use Caleb’s metalcore expertise to examine Disturbed–Emmure Zionist Mall Metal Front. Does “Sound of Silence” refer to the tens of thousands of corpses in Gaza? Why did David Draiman stop wearing his “pussy hooks” piercings? Is Down with the Sickness so important that we can overlook the Dray Man signing Israeli bombs? follow Western...
Jul 11, 2024•6 min
TODAY: Tony Golfs with a Ben Shapiro Guy and conducts a one-man fight against nature when the Earth tries to de-colonize his home PLUS: Louisiana mandates the Ten Commandments be displayed in public schools so children will finally stop coveting their neighbors’ maidservants Follow us on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/miniondeathcult Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Grab some merch from the store https://thatawfulsound.com/merch...
Jul 08, 2024•1 hr 19 min
TODAY: The Supreme Court rules that a president committing crimes is just dudes hanging out, and we discuss whether this changes anything in our political landscape ALSO: Nathan’s Hot Dogs bans the vegan met traitor Joey Chestnuts from competing in their hot dog eating contest after the professional eater gets a sponsorship from Impossible Foods. Right before the 4th of July, too FINALLY: American patriots smother their entire home in a giant American Flag to show how normal it is to support the...
Jul 04, 2024•4 min
TODAY: Biden deliberately tanks his debate performance to lull his opponent into a false sense of security. Will the gambit work? No! Democrats are in full meltdown and the liberal press demands Biden drop out of the race after his hitherto-imperceptible cognitive decline presented itself this one time. We discuss our current gerontocracy and go over liberal apologia for the elderly statesmen. Did we count out Simone Biles after one poor performance? Do we even want a president who can speak coh...
Jul 02, 2024•1 hr 4 min
TODAY: We finally reveal the official Minion Death Cult stance on circumcision …find out what the world’s most miserable men are posting on Father’s Day …while Alex argues? with a coworker about Juneteenth …and a Seattle police chief goes gay in response to sexual harassment claims made by female employees.
Jun 27, 2024•5 min
TODAY: Teamsters President Sean O’Brien “accepts an invitation” from Trump to speak at the RNC. Alexander gives his Teamsters Take on the situation and liberals try to scold organized labor online. ALSO: Hawk Tuah girl goes viral in some incredibly bewildering right wing memes and one very funny conservative goth meme PLUS: Tony shares a work story about a cool guy who hits three cares with his mustang and Alexander alludes to a mysterious illness that may come into play later. GAWDINMYSPLIFF- S...
Jun 25, 2024•1 hr 14 min
TODAY: we visit one of the weirdest corners of the internet: Manosphere guys complaining about Olivia Wilde’s daughter saying she doesn’t need a boyfriend. PLUS: A school district pays a $100,000 settlement to the family of a student who was “traumatized" by a documentary on hip hop, because his father is a cop. Gen X puts the little punk in his place by recounting twisted music videos they didn’t get triggered by. FINALLY: Hardcore bands successfully boycott a festival who drop their Barclay’s ...
Jun 20, 2024•4 min
TODAY: Baristas bash back as a local seattle coffee shop owner/employee defends herself against a threatening customer with a hammer to the windshield. PLUS: the Supreme Court allows abortion pill status quo to remain in effect, allowing women nationwide continued access to abortion-inducing medicine via websites like http://plancpills.org (http://plancpills.org) FINALLY: Gen Z is bringing WHO??? to their job interviews? According to WHO??? We go through viral employer-propaganda and hear from c...
Jun 17, 2024•1 hr 15 min
TODAY: Author and friend Rax King ( https://www.raxkingisdead.com/) joins us to discuss “progressive zionists” ongoing rationalization of Israel’s attacks on Palestine and Zionism in general. ALSO: We stand united across racial lines to denounce the anti-italian slander put forward by some despicable elements of the right wing FINALLY: Speaking of Anti-Italian racism, we explore the frothing conservative backlash against Robert DeNiro aka Slobbert Big Zero Follow us on twitch at twitch.tv/minion...
Jun 13, 2024•4 min
TODAY: We’re talking about a brutal shooting that happened in our neighborhood, where an “off-duty security guard” shot a 17 year-old who was returning an airsoft gun to a sporting goods store. We discuss how news media’s and the judicial system’s permissive relationship with police violence and vigilante violence has essentially deputized every gun owner in America to act insane. PLUS: We use our liberal backgrounds to explore Democrats’ relationship with its increasingly illiberal leadership, ...
Jun 10, 2024•1 hr 16 min
This episode was originally released March 22, 2023 for patrons. Support the show and get two bonus episodes a week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week we grapple with one of Tony's problematic faves: Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders and her love of child labor Also: Kaepernick is back in the news after sharing a piece of his new autobiography detailing a racially insensitive comment made to him by his adopted white mother. We talk about the relationship between white pa...
Jun 06, 2024•1 hr 7 min
TODAY: It’s pride month and we’re shaming the hetero dogs in Petsmart. We’re also somehow still talking about Gerbils. PLUS: We follow a Facebook guy’s righteous comment-section screed back to his profile and glory in its delights. You aren’t ready for A SOLILOQUY ON FEET Please rate and review Minion Death Cult in Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week...
Jun 05, 2024•6 min
TODAY we go over the bombshell news of Trump’s conviction and share some of our favorite responses. From Facebook, to twitter, to Trump himself, the derangement reaches a fever pitch as pundits call for civil war, voters convince themselves that the felony convictions will help Trump, and liberals talk about how gangsta New York is for prosecuting the former president. And to top it all off… Biden thinks this is FUNNY Sinnerman-Nina SImone Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/mon...
Jun 03, 2024•1 hr 3 min
Two FBI agent brothers, Marcus (Marlon Wayans) and Kevin Copeland (Shawn Wayans), accidentally foil a drug bust. As punishment, they are forced to escort a pair of socialites (Anne Dudek, Rochelle Aytes) to the Hamptons, where they're going to be used as bait for a kidnapper. But when the girls realize the FBI's plan, they refuse to go. Left without options, Marcus and Kevin decide to pose as the sisters, transforming themselves from African-American men into a pair of blonde, white women Sign u...
May 31, 2024•4 min
TODAY: We cover the Biden Administration’s flailing response to the ICC issuing arrest warrants for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu And we explore the unhinged Israeli/Zionist backlash against Norway, Ireland, and Spain for recognizing Palestinian statehood. We also have immediately withdrawn all MDC embassy workers from these countries. FINALLY: The WOKE pope names a new saint and he’s… a what??? (Millennial) Do you pray to him by crossing yourself with the Konami code or what?? Hello...
May 27, 2024•1 hr 21 min
TODAY: Mark Wahlberg and Clint Eastwood decide to form their own NON-WOKE Hollywood… according to viral misinformation campaigns on Facebook. A local news channel covers this trend of putting “satirical” red meat in front of right-wing audiences to get clicks, and conservatives attack the news outlet for shaming “free-thinkers.” PLUS: NFL kicker Harrison Butler gives an Andrew Tate-style commencement speech about how society is making men gay and how most of the graduating women are “probably” f...
May 22, 2024•4 min
TODAY we’re talking about the killing of Robert Fortson, a Black US Airman, inside his own home while armed with a legal handgun. We watch the right’s unified front against BLM splinter as body cam footage shows Mr. Fortson pointing the gun down when he is shot. ALSO: Two Biden staffers resign amid his support for Israel’s war on Gaza, and we go to the Washington Post comment section to see what the world’s smuggest liberals have to say about it. FINALLY: It’s the incredible story of a Zionist c...
May 20, 2024•1 hr 29 min
TODAY: Alex encounters two separate MDC style coworkers in his UPS facebook groups using dead coworkers to promote their awful, reactionary politics. Let’s see how this one plays out PLUS: Terrace K Williams has $25k stolen from him (?) but won’t stoop to naming the guy who did it (??). We investigate. FINALLY: We look at the objects of two bizarre instances of nostalgic fascism: Sixpence None The Richer’s “Kiss Me,” and Alien Ant Farm’s cover of “Smooth Criminal.” Strong Men (Dawson) create goo...
May 17, 2024•7 min
TODAY: We catch up with Kristi Noem and her curious attempt to dog-kill her way into Trump’s VP slot. We look at the bizarre new biography in which she brags about killing a hunting-dog-in-training and falsely claims to have stared down Kim Jung Un. Then we look at the people who still want her as VP. ALSO: The woke are SILENCING boys by changing the name of Boy Scouts of America to “Scouting America.” PRAGER U NEEDS YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS TO PROTECT BOYS. We look at the reaction to the (old) news o...
May 13, 2024•1 hr 11 min
