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Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edwardminiondeathcult.libsyn.com
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.
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#618 MackleLESS (preview)

Today we find out what it’s like to be Tom MacDonald as lesser (zionist) rappers try to come for the crown. We listen to the new Macklemore track, celebrate how direct and effective it is with its radical messaging but lament the fact that more mainstream artists aren’t doing this. The backlash to Macklemore’s pro-palestine, anti-zionist, anti-police, and pro-student protestors song “Hind’s Hall” takes us everywhere, from boomer Facebook to liberal Huffington Post, to zionist novelty rappers bri...

May 09, 20249 min

#617 Yes Use your Race on Leftists OK

Today we’re covering the pro-Palestine campus protests again, asking hard-hitting questions like “How would you feel if the protestors supported bad things instead?” We’re also shaming the cowardly universities who agreed to negotiate with student protestors, while the most charismatic Israelis available demand the US defund these public schools as a show of solidarity with the ethnostate. We also report on “a black man who was assaulted because the protestors thought he was jewish.” We watch hi...

May 05, 20241 hr 22 min

#616 Campus Capers (preview)

Today University California Irvine Professor Kevan Aguilar joins the show to discuss Gaza solidarity encampments on his campus and others across the country. We discuss the violence leveled against these students and faculty members by police, deputized frat boys, and the universities themselves. Alexander describes his visit to the University of Washington encampment and we look at the historical solidarity between Palestinians and the black radical community in America. follow and support UCI ...

May 02, 20248 min

#615 You people are in a humiliation ritual and don’t even care

Today we discuss the Fallout around the Fallout TV show with returning guests Audrey and Donovan from Radio Free Tote Bag. We relay the messages hidden in the show as deciphered by the right wing, and try to determine if POC actors in PMC roles is woke or not ALSO: we uncover the sick government plot to make sure your bedroom has a window you can escape through in a fire. Will the elites ever stop trying to force their bourgeois tastes on us? Listen to Radio Free Tote Bag: https://radiofreetoteb...

Apr 29, 20241 hr 23 min

#613 The Beatles never would’ve done “punk” because they’re like “well, we know more than 3 chords”

TODAY: AP Andy (https://twitter.com/baseprole (https://twitter.com/baseprole)) helps us investigate just what the heck is going on in conservative guys’s heads when they talk about music, first by reviewing shocking basement footage of Bill Maher in a Hawaiian shirt condemning punk music (except for Green Day) And then we catch up with the Daily Wire and their condemnation of both Metal and all Rock n Roll music made after 1958 Does “percussive” music arouse the baser instincts to an irresponsib...

Apr 22, 20241 hr 24 min

#612 Truth is. As you can see. Tupac was gay. (preview)

The Civil War reviews are in! While the newsmedia argues about whether the left or the right liked the movie more, Daily Mail readers are airing their own grievances, namely that the Civil War is unfortunately not real and they don’t get to stack libs like firewood. Plus, a new sensation is sweeping the nation: Gay Tupac. Did Tupac reverse Buck-Break the black community into doing gang violence by posing as a Thug? We explore the issue. Also: Tony’s grandma’s vendetta against Carl’s Jr. and Alex...

Apr 18, 20246 min

#611 It’s Civil War (2024) Time

TODAY: We review Alex Garland’s Civil War (good) and explain why the haters were wrong (bad) We begin the episode with a trailer round-up of all the slop that’s fit to slurp: Bad Boys …4? Joey Pants is in Trouble! A British Inglorious Basterds? Sexy Twin Twisters?? Movies are BACK Then we explore the A24 pump-fake from Garland whose Civil War uses modern memes to make a movie about violence, power, wartime photography, extreme trauma, ladies rocking, etc. When it’s our turn, will you shoot it? S...

Apr 15, 20241 hr 43 min

#610 Marge Forms A Union w/Talking Simpsons (preview)

TODAY: We discuss the recent Simpsons episode, “Night of the Living Wage,” in which the class warfare is laid on thick and a billionaire gets crushed by a non-union bulldozer operator. The show hits on numerous miserable realities for modern workers as Marge is forced to get a job at a ghost kitchen, enduring myriad dystopian Silicon-Valley abuses and finally joining with her coworkers to form a union. Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult Sign up at http://patre...

Apr 12, 20243 min

#609 It's starting to sound like the movie 2012, doesn't it?

Strap in folks, it’s a Total Eclipse of the Thought as we dive into our favorite astronomical conspiracy theories surrounding today’s so-called “Solar Eclipse”: Why is NASA doing cool stuff and why does it sound like they’re writing a nasty doom metal album? Please ask God to stop screaming numbers into my ear I’m right here The real conspiracy is that there’s no conspiracy but they are going to steal your stuff when you look at the eclipse. Did you know that the Eclipse’s path of totality is cr...

Apr 08, 20241 hr 11 min

#608 Based Baby Factory w/Ani

TODAY: We dive into Gen Z conservative’s attack on birth control and how they’re using the very real side effects of hormonal birth control to push an anti-contraception political project. We look at the young right-wing women spearheading this push as they navigate (with frustration) the unfortunate optics of their party’s larger war on reproductive health. Finally, we visit Evie Magazine, the right wing young women’s magazine serving as a Birth Control Injury blotter and informing women that t...

Apr 04, 20241 hr 15 min

#607 White Man’s Burden (1995) w/Aaron Thorpe (preview)

“In an alternate universe, successful African-Americans live in gated communities, while impoverished Caucasians populate crime-ridden inner-city ghettos. When African-American mogul Thaddeus Thomas (Harry Belafonte) wrongly accuses Caucasian Louis Pinnock (John Travolta) of being a Peeping Tom, Pinnock loses his job and watches as his family falls apart. In a desperate attempt to repair his life, Pinnock takes Thomas hostage and demands reinstatement at the factory where he once worked.” Sign u...

Apr 01, 20247 min

#606 Watch the Replies…

Today we take a hard look at the worst words in the conservative lexicon: Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion. Is the conservative backlash to milquetoast corporate guidelines key to understanding modern right wing ideology? We discuss DEI as the right’s current scapegoat for the failures of capitalism and observe their ineptness at obscuring the racism at the center of it. Riding the anti-DEI wave we wash up on the right-wing “conditional hypotheticals” meme which holds that Elon Musk did not get ...

Mar 25, 20241 hr 21 min

#605 Property Ownership is at the core of our ethnicity (preview)

TODAY: Minority landlords are WAKING UP to Communist NY Democrats’ fair housing initiatives, and we applaud their noble fight to kick you out of your home without giving reason. ALSO: The Seattle City Council takes a look at its addiction, homelessness, and housing affordability issues and… proposes giving cops free housing. How do we expect them to do their jobs well if they don’t have a safe, stable $1.5m home? Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes...

Mar 21, 20247 min

#604 Lil' Landlord

TODAY: Trader Joe’s widens its attack on organizing workers to include the NLRB itself, arguing in tandem with Amazon and SpaceX that the employee-protection agency is unconstitutional. We discuss how this anti-worker move flies in the face of their ostensibly liberal brand and grapple with some of the most unhinged anti-union ideas we’ve ever seen in the Fox Business comment section. ALSO: Meet the world’s youngest landlord, an 8 year old girl who says positively-geared rental properties are th...

Mar 18, 20241 hr 9 min

#603 Who do they think defends the nation? Their music certainly doesn't. (preview)

TODAY: Kate Middleton is dead. Long live Kate Middleton. ALSO: Proud Worker Ben Shapiro explains why the retirement age is “insane” and how everyone should work until they die. We go through his bizarre arguments against social security payments and imagine what adding millions of senior citizens to the labor pool will do for wages, let alone quality of life FINALLY: SXSW hears and sees your criticisms of the US Military but will continue working with them to raise the next generation of kill-bo...

Mar 14, 20245 min

#602 Given the chance I would take both his hands and put the middle fingers in his butt

TODAY: We cover Biden’s excruciating State of the Union speech—including his shout-out to a victim “killed by an illegal.” We go through the myriad conservative reactions to the geriatric stateman’s address: “He’s scary!” “He’s trying to cure cancer because his dad was a pathetic car salesman” “He threatened supreme court justices!” (If only) ALSO: the right sees Democrats move to their position on immigration so they get even more racist as a response, represented here by a news story and comme...

Mar 11, 20241 hr 25 min

Death Chat 500 3/9/2024 Zionist Guide to Defending Genocide

In this weeks episode of Death Chat 500 we dive into the world of pro skater Tim Pool. We also watch Elissa Steamers new part as a palate cleanser before exploring the Zionist guide to defending genocide in the comment sections. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult...

Mar 10, 20245 min

Last Responders "Love is in the Air" (preview)

Last Responders is back!!! Ani joins me to go over 9-1-1 Season 6 ep. 17 "Love is in the Air' A base jumping proposal gone wrong but not how you would think kiicks off a series of events that is giving Chimney mixed signals while Eddie tries to find love at the driving range and hiking. Lucinda Williams- Passionate Kisses

Mar 07, 20246 min

#601 Harry Potter ACTUAL Christian Memes

Today we look at the dubious reporting behind the NYT’s Oct 7th sexual assault piece published last December. An investigation by the Intercept reveals a latticework of fabricated, unsubstantiated, and debunked claims of “systemic” sexual assault made by Israeli figures with no forensic or sexual assault training. We’re going off vibes here. ALSO: we wipe the taste of hasbara from our palates with an incredibly niche Facebook group of ex-Harry Potter fans using their former wickedness for good: ...

Mar 04, 20241 hr 32 min

#600 Failed Sons Under the Stairs (preview)

Today we revisit the 1991 Wes Craven horror classic: The People Under The Stairs. Filled with startlingly frank class and race politics, the film follows a young poor black boy threatened with eviction who burglarizes his landlords—only to find them imprisoning their failed offspring in the basement. Has any other horror movie featured a tenants’ union? Was this the inspiration for Home Alone or Nothing But Trouble? What will the comments have to say about such a politically charged film?? Sign ...

Feb 29, 20244 min

#599 our Great Republican Party will always be with you, in your quest,for the ULTIMATE JOY IN LIFE!

TODAY: Trump debuts a really cool pair of sneakers that definitely aren’t embarrassing AND: Truth Social is set to merge with an investment company that seems to exist just to give Trump money PLUS: It’s Triple Trump as the former President Truths against the Alabama Supreme Court’s anti-IVF ruling. Conservatives suddenly forget that life begins at conception in order to not sound totally crazy, while fascist and religious die-hards celebrate the state’s ruling against reproductive rights. Sign ...

Feb 26, 20241 hr 16 min

#598 Deadbeat Breakdancing Bitcoin Dad & Coworker Memes (preview)

TODAY: We visit X, the website for dads clapping-back at their daughter’s tik toks to watch a bitcoin breakdancer explain why he abandoned his family to be the oldest competitive funky white guy in the country AND we dive into COWORKER CORE—that special blend of memes and music posted by the work acquaintance you made the mistake of friending on Facebook. We look at the rightwing memes posted by one of Alex’s coworkers and discover a completely fake but trending story about Biden granting migran...

Feb 22, 20245 min

#597 Prison labor modern day slavery

Today: Proson labor is not only being used throughout the country and looks mnore like slavery than you might think. also is Star Ship Troopers fascist? Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm Buffalo Nichols- Living in Hell Minus the Bear- We are Not a Football Team Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult prison labor ...

Feb 19, 20241 hr 11 min

#596 Sons of Killmonger & Disciple of Dark Brandon (preview)

TODAY: Democrats seethe as Jon Stewart returns to The Daily Show to give them a dose of reality: Joe Biden is the oldest person to seek election in US history, and his leadership doesn’t bode well for the future of the country. Biden fanboys respond by accusing the comedian of fascism. ALSO: The Christian Right tries to make a case for Christianity’s inclusiveness, using a Super Bowl ad comprised of AI images of political odd couples washing each other’s feet. Their base responds by saying havin...

Feb 15, 20244 min

#595 Return to Cop Facebook

TODAY: We return to cop Facebook for a highlight reel of insane cop memes ALSO: Tony finds out his new sport golf isn’t as alpha as we all thought PLUS: a geriatric gang of Guardian Angels assault and citizens-arrest a man they falsely claim is a “migrant”—live on Hannity. This leads us to a clip of Dr. Phil telling the Fox News host that Chinese Terrorists may be coming through the southern border. What a time to be alive. Chanel Tres- Walked in the Room The Get Up Kids- Burned Bridges (Coalesc...

Feb 12, 20241 hr 31 min

#594 They Pissed On Flashes Corpse… (preview)

TODAY: Democrats own Republicans by trying to pass the harshest immigration bill in decades… in order to give Biden a win? We look at specifics from the bill and examine the rightward-shift of Biden die-hards via the Huffington Post comment section ALSO: Woke game programmers LITERALLY TAKE A PISS on real gamers’ heroes, as the new Suicide Squad video game “Kill the the Justice League” thinks it can do just that without millions of gamers rising up. FINALLY: The Animaniacs go mask-off when they ...

Feb 08, 20245 min

#593 Taylor Swift is an op. It’s all fake. You’re being played.

Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week TODAY: We cover the newest extremely lazy and therefore far-reaching right wing conspiracy theory: Taylor Swift is uh Fake and she’s having sex with a star football player to make you mad. We talk about the numerous ways the right wing is fu...

Feb 05, 20241 hr 12 min

Death Chat 500 Black White ep. 4.3 (preview)

Today on Death Chat 500 we finish episode 4 of Black white. Nick revokes everyones N-cards when he attends etiquette dinner while Black. Bruno insist on sharing his music video for "mid-life rapper" where he is very critical of rappers Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week...

Feb 04, 20244 min

CRASH (2004) preview

"Los Angeles citizens with vastly separate lives collide in interweaving stories of race, loss and redemption."- IMDB We review Paul Haggis 2004 passion project and winner of 3 Oscar awards Crash. Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult...

Feb 01, 20241 min

[UNLOCKED] #HillaryBarbie

Alex's partner is recovering from surgery so we're taking a couple sick days. Enjoy last week's premium episode for free, and sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for hundreds more episodes and livestreams TODAY: Liberals mourn the loss of a Best Actress nomination for Margot Robbie’s performance in Barbie, but the Queen regent herself, Hillary Clinton shows up to salve the young women’s wounds ALSO: We discover the shocking truth about a beloved comedian. There’s something “funny” abou...

Jan 29, 20241 hr
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