TODAY: Liberals mourn the loss of a Best Actress nomination for Margot Robbie’s performance in Barbie, but the Queen regent herself, Hillary Clinton shows up to salve the young women’s wounds ALSO: We discover the shocking truth about a beloved comedian. There’s something “funny” about him, alright. Uh, he eats children. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a ...
Jan 25, 2024•2 min
Today Ani joins the show to tell us about a zionist throwing trash on her pro-Palestine truck and then shouting about it inside her bookstore. Was this a tactical IDF strike? Divine retribution? Plus: we cover the recent Florida Library Insanity, as thousands of books have been removed from school shelves, including several dictionaries, the Guinness Book of World Records, and even a couple Bill O'Reilly joints. We follow many of the banned titles back to the complaints of one woman, a school te...
Jan 22, 2024•1 hr 2 min
Today we say goodbye to one of the most "smart young man" candidates there ever was: Vivek Ramaswamy. He closed his campaign with a "two genders" joke before amassing 7.7% of the vote in Iowa, where many voters saw him as a literal terrorist, and as a send-off, the Babylon Bee uses him for a 7-11 joke. We explore the Babylon Bee comment section and find their users suddenly attuned to racism, and we hit massive paydirt in a section of the website where users can create their own Babylon Bee head...
Jan 18, 2024•3 min
Today we return to our roots as we report on a viral Facebook post about 3D printed meat. This is truly a subject that stands on a lot of moral ground. AND: Don Lemon is moving to X, and a lot of its users are discovering how much they like the former CNN anchor's condescension to black people. PLUS: Getting desensitized to flavoring your water, watching Oldboy on a date, and insane scenester face tattoos Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week ...
Jan 15, 2024•1 hr 21 min
TODAY: We sensitively and even gracefully cover the Hasidic Tunnel in Brooklyn--dug by entitled Gen Z snowflakes trying to create a safe space in the walls of their basement synagogue. We address the weirdness of the situation, the open anti-semitism it triggered, and share our own ideas of what the tunnel was for and whether it's cool. PLUS: Billionaire Bill ACKMAN gets blowback after leading the charge against former Harvard President Claudine Gay's alleged antisemitism and plagiarism, when Bu...
Jan 11, 2024•6 min
Happy Jan 6th, everybody. We celebrate this special day by bringing Brace Belden of True Anon onto the show to denounce his new board game STORM THE CAPITAL . We call on liberal witnesses from the Newsweek comment section to prove that this game is unpatriotic... or worse Is this so-called "game" meant to further alienate MAGA patriots from their revolutionary struggle? I grill the TrueAnon host for answers. Also: A potential tragedy-verse of board games and slot machines, unions destroy Israel ...
Jan 08, 2024•1 hr 9 min
TODAY: We review some awesome, pro-Israel musical satire with a parody(?) cover of Foo Fighter’s Learn to Fly: “Ready to Eliminate Hamas” by the Joo Fighters. What the hell is happening ALSO: We cover the K-Hive die-hards supporting Biden online by celebrating the NYPD crackdown on pro-Palestinian protests PLUS we look at their reaction to the firing of Harvard’s first female black president on behalf of anti-CRT right wingers and pro-Israel interests. Weird, wild, stuff Sign up at http://patreo...
Jan 04, 2024•6 min
WE'RE BACK! And today we break down the conservative circular firing squad known as Calendargate--who's mad, who's definitely not mad, who's demonic, and who's muslim. Is a bikini beer calendar unchristian? Are sexy ladies a slippery slope to Dylan Mulvaney? Were WWII pin-ups a source of strength our boys needed overseas... or an opiate of the masses leading sheep to the slaughter? All this and more on today's episode. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus ep...
Jan 01, 2024•1 hr 8 min
Merry X-Mas! We’re celebrating by calling Civil War 2 on the Communist Supreme Court Justices in Colorado, who ruled to remove Trump from the state’s presidential ballot. We find nascent rumblings of “direct action” against major cities—talk of blocking food and supplies going from real America (suburbs) to urban centers (wastelands with zero resources) ALSO: Feeling sick this year? Respiratory illness going around? It’s probably the Elf’s Curse: a side effect of meddling with forces beyond your...
Dec 25, 2023•5 min
TODAY: First, an update on Geezer's health and appreciation for everyone's kind words. She'll hopefully be ok. THEN: Gay raw naked butt sex in the Senate?? No!!!! I keep my democracy in there!!!! ALSO: A tap-dancing rendition of The Nutcracker has the right wing saying, "See? This is why we're Nazis," and we learn about how dancers in costumes give off "out-of-touch elite" vibes ------------------------------------------- Hey Folks! It's December, also known as Peak Season for UPS drivers. Due t...
Dec 18, 2023•6 min
Hey Folks! It's December, also known as Peak Season for UPS drivers. Due to Alex's busy schedule this time of year, we're going Patreon-only for the month of December. We'll continue to put out weekly episodes for patrons and host DEATH CHAT 500 on Saturdays. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to continue getting content served to your podcast app all year long, otherwise we'll see you in 2024. ---------------------- TODAY: We dive into the story the news won't show you: a widely-repo...
Dec 11, 2023•8 min
Hey Folks! It's December, also known as Peak Season for UPS drivers. Due to Alex's busy schedule during the holoday season, we're going Patreon-only for the month of December. We'll continue to put out weekly episodes for patrons and host DEATH CHAT 500 on Saturdays. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to continue getting content served to your podcast app all year long, otherwise we'll see you in 2024. TODAY: the FBI tried to “whack” Derek Chauvin? and we have original reporting from ...
Dec 04, 2023•7 min
Today we’re discussing Jingle Smells, a bizarre Christmas movie produced by Sean Hannity and the conservative American Center for Law and Justice (Trump lawyers). We follow Nick, a PTSD alcoholic veteran of Afghanistan who can’t compete with his handsome, rugged Police Chief father Dusty (John Schneider) When Dusty makes Nick get a job as a garbage collector, he begins stealing boxes of “cancelled” toys set for destruction by the Cancel Culture toy company CEO (Eric Roberts) Nick is able to fost...
Nov 30, 2023•5 min
TODAY: Killer Cop Derek Chauvin gets shanked in prison. Conspiracy theorists say it’s because their pro-Chauvin documentary was too good. ALSO: the right wing in Dublin riot after a suspected migrant allegedly slashes several people, including children. We examine the effort to link the attack to asylum seekers en masse, and marvel at the American right wing’s newfound love of fiery, destructive protests. FINALLY: an unhinged screed against a “millennial” (zoomer) Tom Hanks-themed Hanksgiving pa...
Nov 27, 2023•1 hr 28 min
FIRST: A protest at the DNC brings out the partisan Dems on twitter, who compare the demonstration to “actual colonizing” and quote architects of the Iraq war to support their points. THEN: Trump’s #1 enemy Michael Rappaport says even he might vote for Trump because of how expensive new cars are now. He also seems to be losing his mind to some degree LAST: Fox News airs a piece on Target’s “Black Santa in a Wheelchair” Christmas ornament and then criss-crosses the MDC Bingo board, merging with s...
Nov 23, 2023•6 min
TODAY: we catch up with the horrors Israel is inflicting on Gaza, and talk about the strange American political realignments happening around it: Elon Musk endorses the antisemitic, white-nationalist "great replacement theory," and noted zionist Ben Shapiro comes to his defense, going as far as to proclaim the conspiracy theory to be true, but only for some groups of jews. Also: TIK TOK TEENS TURNED ON BY TERRORISM??? We read the infamous Osama Bin Laden letter to dunk on kids these days but end...
Nov 20, 2023•1 hr 18 min
TODAY: James L Brooks assures us that Homer will continue to strangle the boy, and society holds together for another season ALSO: Markwayne Mullen... Mullins? reads Sean O'Brien's mean tweets on the senate floor, and gets so upset he challenges the Teamsters President, My President, to a fight FINALLY: Conservatives freak out after Ohio voters amend their state constitution to include reproductive and abortion rights. We trace the current right-wing backlash to a 1996 pro-life rock music compil...
Nov 16, 2023•10 min
This week we invite Labor Reporter Alex Press and UAW member Logan Ausherman on the show to dissect the stand-up strike strategy employed by the union, what's in the tentative agreements, and how it may shape the future of labor organizing. Read Alex's reporting here: https://jacobin.com/2023/10/uaw-big-three-strike-end-ta-contract ALSO: Woke moralists have told Homer he cant strangle Bart anymore. And we wonder why society is crumbling... Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/mon...
Nov 13, 2023•1 hr 8 min
Today we're revisiting a straightedge vegan eco-terrorist rap song from the early 2000s, Subjecting the audience to clips from the incredibly off-putting live-action 1980 Popeye musical starring Robin Williams and Shelley Duvall, Reading about DC staffer's shock and horror at their bosses' complicity of the Israeli assault on Gaza, And watching Facebook pages farm boomer engagement using AI-generated images Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes ...
Nov 12, 2023•10 min
TODAY: We discuss the recent spate of direct actions against the US/Israeli war machine and field some criticisms of the organizing ALSO: All my Apes are blind! Visitors at this year's Bored Ape Yacht Club NFT rave, "ApeFest," report blindness and burned skin after partying under the crypto carnival's UV "blacklights." How will they enjoy their Apes now? FINALLY: The DC District Attorney files a suit against landords who allegedly fixed prices using popular landlord software (used for millions o...
Nov 09, 2023•7 min
Today we're covering the anti-war protests, including a massive rally in DC and a direct action at an Oakland harbor against a military vessel headed for Israel. We also discuss Zionist's newest limp, bad-faith tactic of taking "Free Palestine" to mean "Genocide Israel" PLUS: in more lighthearted news, an LAPD cop appears to intentionally hit another cop with his cruiser. The media has trouble choosing who to exonerate, and right wing commentators struggle to (mostly) suppress their urge to blam...
Nov 06, 2023•1 hr 2 min
This week Jordan B Peterson sends us to the Taco Gulag as we check out his new song and music video, "The Postmodernist Drinking Song," a bewildering cacophony of circus music with screeds against postmodernist philosophers, alcohol, feminists, and communist fast food restaurants Also: Elon Musk releases his new AI for blue check subscribers (at twice the price), and boy does this thing have a twisted sense of humor. Finally: Alex chat is put to a screeching halt as a Patron cancels their member...
Nov 05, 2023•10 min
In this MEGA episode, cartoon genius Henry Gilbert of the Talking Simpsons and What A Cartoon podcasts helps us unpack South Park’s tangled screed against: Minority women in movies, Kathleen Kennedy’s stewardship of Disney (Lucasfilms), AI, Student Loans, Class Warfare, and How Nobody Knows How to Work with Their Hands Anymore ALSO: Would it be an episode of MDC if we didn’t read a few beautifully-written 10/10 imdb reviews for the Racial Multiverse epic? Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeat...
Nov 03, 2023•12 min
TODAY: Congratulations to the UAW as they force major concessions from auto manufacturers, including a historic raise from Ford and a re-opened plant in Illinois. Also: we look at Robert Card, the Maine mass shooter, as his social media tells a story of a man obsessed with theoretical trans mass shooters and other right wing conspiracies. We also look at how conservative corners of the internet are responding to the fact that the shooter’s documented violent ideation did not prevent him from hav...
Oct 30, 2023•1 hr 18 min
We got the full pack of Disney-Villains-horrified-by-Hamas'-evil rendered by AI for Israeli propaganda. Ursula, Scar, Thanos--the whole gang's here and openly weeping. PLUS: a teacher giving her student "birthday spankings" goes viral on tik tok and Tony and Alex detail their histories with Birthday Spankings and whether the practice should be illegal ALSO: Facebook users capture REAL ANGELS during live stream in a post with 23k shares and nearly 2m views, and Tony shares an angel story of his o...
Oct 29, 2023•7 min
TODAY: Tony abandons veganism as a group of javelinas destroy a beautiful and not-at-all hubristic golf course in Arizona And an auto zone employee gaslights Tony about how to spell brakes ALSO: another one of Trump’s lawyers flips on him and his fans wonder “What is happening?” FINALLY: the California DMV revokes operating permissions from autonomous taxi fleet Cruise after the company allegedly withheld crash reports. We cover the San Fran-sickos lamenting the loss of the “innovative” unmanned...
Oct 26, 2023•7 min
First, we thank Shaun King for freeing the Hamas hostages but worry about what his tireless pursuit of justice is doing to his mental health THEN: they’re calling it the best propaganda ever—Israel and the IDF condemn Greta Thunberg as a terrorist for having her stuffed octopus plushie beside her in a photograph Finally, an Ohio restaurant is forced to close its doors after it displayed an anti-abortion sign out front and half the staff walked out. Music: Boys II Men - Motownphilly Sign up at ht...
Oct 23, 2023•1 hr 7 min
Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (10/21/23) We chat about... industrial horror? Disaster horror? films like Prince of Darkness and Alien where crews team up to solve the horror movie And The Daily Wire tries to rip off hit Australian cartoon Bluey, and Queensland's Premier has words for him Also, a woman begins wearing terrible wigs to work after her employer bans her pink hair, and Al Michaels has never eaten a vegetable Music: Dream Unending - So Many Chances Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeath...
Oct 22, 2023•5 min
TODAY: We cover some of the myriad ways the west is speed-running 9/11 amid Israel's war on Gaza--including boisterous talk from the president about how easy it would be for us to manage two simultaneous wars The nation is also gripped by Paraglider Panic, as men, women, and Donald Trump Jr. divulge their fears of being attacked from the skies. Megyn Kelly goes on the offensive and rightfully shames Alicia Keys for expressing an interest in paragliding while wearing a green (Hamas) jacket Finall...
Oct 19, 2023•7 min
TODAY: We look at a successful (!) protest to shut down a recruitment office for a weapons manufacturing firm that makes 80% of the drones for Israeli's effort against Gaza and who advertises "field tested" weapons (field tested against Palestinians, that is). We look at the right's responses to the successful action to better underastand those who would take the side of war profiteers and firms that help governments supress their populations. Also: DeSantis finally takes off the gloves and accu...
Oct 16, 2023•1 hr 28 min
