This week we catch up on a couple recent stories, with the Supreme Court ruling in favor of the continued sale of an abortion pill (not without some grousing from Alito) and the Creek Karen's marine brother writes beautiful poetry honoring the young woman's fight against public access to water Plus we hear a couple strong but opposite responses to the successful Dominion / Fox News lawsuit and finally we examine the coterie of weirdos shaming celebrities for refusing to purchase the blue check f...
Apr 25, 2023•1 hr 20 min
Today I break the bad news to Tony: no bonuses this year for the company (him) and we discover a tik tok bear boss dog mama who is sick of the low-key creepy community that wants to continue using the creek on the land she just bought… and decides to fight back Also: A Texas ruling threatens to take a common abortion pill off the market and Washington State responds by purchasing 30,000 of the drug via the state's carceral system. We cover some of the goofier push back by conservatives and the s...
Apr 20, 2023•6 min
You know it's a good title when I have to put quotation marks around it. This week we study with horror two extremely Facebook men. The first is a TPUSA reverend who records himself berating LEGO store employees with graphic sexual acts after seeing their pride pins The second is Daniel Perry, convicted of killing a Black Lives Matter protestor, and whose Facebook account and personal correspondence show an obsession with bloodthirsty right wing memes, a penchant for racism, and communications w...
Apr 18, 2023•1 hr 12 min
TODAY: Tony gets embarrassed by a young Hot Topic employee, which leads us down a Metallica rabbit hole and Alex continues to connect the dots between upper body strength and successful crisis management Also: a plucky tech-trepreneur disrupts San Francisco with bite-size tutorials on how to boil water and appears to advocate for the public lynching of homeless and mentally ill people. That's right, it's another edition of Muggle Death Cult Finally, we cover the Washington woman with tuberculosi...
Apr 14, 2023•6 min
Today we we check in with the Chicago Police to see if they followed through on their dramatic threats and promises since the election of left-leaning mayor Brandon Johnson. We cover the "colorful" head of the police union making these threats and other bizarre statements on facebook, and see how the New York times comment section feels about teachers' unions (and unions in general) Finally, watch out Babylon Bee! There's a new website making fun of Airlines' woke policies like encountering turb...
Apr 10, 2023•1 hr 25 min
Today we briefly cover the Bud Light boycott before moving onto the more important topics of which Bud beers are good, and the beautiful story of San Francisco Gay Bars organizing with the Teamsters in the 70's. Also: California Sheriffs travel 500 miles to seize a 9 year-old's goat when she and her mother try to prevent its slaughter. We watch the right grapple with the conflicting ideas of "California" and "cop," property rights, agriculture, and government overreach. -------------------------...
Apr 06, 2023•5 min
Folks, we got him. The Eagle is down. I repeat, the Eagle is down. We examine the multifaceted response to the Trump indictment: Cope, Mope, and the Day of the Rope Also, Mitt Romney and Starbucks founder Howard Schultz take to the senate to inform the puiblic of what's best for the American worker. Music: Amok - Reverse Running Nile - Ramses Bringer of War ------------------------------------------------ Sign up for bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Support the show for $5/mon...
Apr 03, 2023•1 hr 25 min
This week we do pop punk voice for a bit and listen to a Billy Joe Armstrong meltdown before diving into the very bad discourse around yet another school shooting Also, a young wealthy couple sets a prime example of Bad Landlords when they buy up an entire Welsh village and raise rents by 60% and we attempt to avoid commentary that might get us kicked off podcast marketplaces Finally, we review the good news out of Minnesota: sanctuary for abortions, sanctuary for trans healthcare, and free scho...
Mar 30, 2023•4 min
TODAY: it’s nice to go on vacation, but never take a vacation from getting loose. Alex finds out the hard way. Also, apparently while we were on vacation, Trump was going to be arrested?? and his supporters are “too afraid” to protest on his behalf? Finally: Afroman made a music video using footage of the unsuccessful raid on his house and the officers are suing him for “humiliation.” Right-wing commenters regretfully side with Afroman. Sign up for bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeath...
Mar 28, 2023•1 hr 32 min
This week we grapple with one of Tony's problematic faves: Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders and her love of child labor Also: Kaepernick is back in the news after sharing a piece of his new autobiography detailing a racially insensitive comment made to him by his adopted white mother. We talk about the relationship between white parents and children of color and address the right wing's overtly racist backlash to the story. Finally: a bowling rock super-spreader supergroup forms made up of band m...
Mar 23, 2023•7 min
This week we report on incredibly disturbing allegations about republican governor Ron Desantis. Do we really want someone with his disgusting past running the entire country? and a deranged New Hampshire man visits a school board meeting dressed as Julius Caesar to prove a point about how normal he is, and we follow him back to his facebook profile, which is even more normal Finally, Everything Everywhere All At Once featured talented Asian actors. Is that OK? We discuss the various controversi...
Mar 20, 2023•1 hr 21 min
This week we're chatting about Tin Cup, a movie about a Cool Golfer, but more importantly, a movie about my two dads being best friends. Also, we examine the film's soundtrack for evidence of the existence of Golf Rock in songs like "Double Bogey Blues." Our thirst for knowledge unsatisfied, we explore professional Cool Golfer John Daly's musical output with tracks like "Hit it Hard" and "Working Class Golfer" Finally, we listen to a conspiracy theorist's "I Told You So" song celebrating the sup...
Mar 19, 2023•8 min
Today with Sean KB we go over the Silicon Valley Bank Collapse and decide who should live, who should perish, and who’s at fault (rich people) Also, we’re back on Jordan Peterson tweetwatch as we parse through his most recent bangers including his arguing against animal rights and confusing obvious fetish porn for a Chinese Communist Party cum dungeon Listen to the Antifada wherever you get podcasts -------------------------------- Sign up for bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult ...
Mar 16, 2023•5 min
This week we get intimidated by MY president Sean O'Brien of the Teamsters and wonder which defenseless millionaire senator he'll target next and Michigan Republicans whine about the repeal of Right to Work in a huge win for schadenfreude and last but not least, Tennessee Lt. Governor Randy McNally is in hot water for being a little too supportive of the twink community Music: Hella - Furthest Hella - Long Hair ----------------------------- Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus ep...
Mar 14, 2023•1 hr 10 min
Today we’re talking THE LAST BOY SCOUT A timeless look at divorced, white, masculine aggrievement, The Last Boy Scout chronicles a cooler-than-life former secret service agent (Bruce Willis) who saved the president's life but crossed the wrong deep state conspiracy. Cast aside by the country he saved and betrayed by his adulterous wife, Joe must now team up with ungrateful former QB Jimmy (Damon Wayans) to solve the murder of the disgraced player's girlfriend and expose the sicko Senator and NFL...
Mar 12, 2023•8 min
What if Tom Hanks ate his son Chet for his rich vein of adrenachrome? What if the President and the First Lady ate the same dish at a restaurant and it was poisoned? What if shoplifting were dangerous for your upper respiratory system? What if the real pandemic were tipping? These questions definitively answered on today's episode --------------------------------- Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CH...
Mar 09, 2023•7 min
Today we go over a former Black Rifle Coffee Company employee's lawsuit against the organization, including allegations of repeated sexual harassment by a boss consumed with dominating his employees--where were the signs?? Also: Business Insider solves the housing crisis by showcasing a cute dumpster for you to live in And finally we cover one of the weirdest anti-trans rumors yet: trans women are using frozen tomato paste to mimic menstruation. We debunk the laughable claim by tracing it to its...
Mar 06, 2023•1 hr 19 min
Today it's a man's episode as Tony gets gunned down by the Clint Eastwood defense task force Scott Adams recommends white flight after calling "blacks" a "hate group," but the only things fleeing are the newspapers that used to publish Dilbert and Finally, we hear the right wing's litany of reasons 63% of young men are single. (becuase they're trans)
Mar 02, 2023•7 min
This week we read about a landlord self-defense class that teaches property owners and apartment managers what evil lurks in the hearts of tenants (mass shootings) and how to stop them Also, it's a bleak scene on the right wing as they use a video of a special-needs child assaulting a teacher as a vehicle for their racist, mysogynist, and eugenicist projects. It's a more lighthearted time over on DEATH CHAT 500 where we're talking about melodramatic 90's bands imploing thanks to a serial con-man...
Feb 27, 2023•1 hr 18 min
Today we catch up with Ben Stein who just found out about Aunt Jemima, and Jordan Peterson drives himself insane with the idea of non-binary people Also: James O'Keefe is fired from Project Veritas for annoying sponsors and harassing employees, but the comments know Pfizer is pulling the strings And finally, a new pool takes the nation by storm: Gun Pool -------------------------------------------- Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our b...
Feb 23, 2023•4 min
This week we start the episode by listening to the Goldfinger/Good Charlotte 9/11 tribute: The Innocent (not bowling rock) Then, we dive into the most important news of the week: Matt Walsh's wife calls him out on twitter for a baffling encounter she had with his fish guy, including her husband's many other domestic failings. ALSO: The wealthy tech-bro failure from WeWork has a new venture--tricking tennants into maintaining his rental properties for him. FINALLY: A CEO is being buillied by thei...
Feb 20, 2023•1 hr 19 min
This week we get revenge on the woke AI chat program by saying nearly every one of the 250 best slurs for white people as compiled by a University Black Student Union. Also, a conservative animates an entire cartoon to prove he wasn't triggered by Sam Smith And a new Limp Bizkit video... with a message?? Join us every Saturday for DEATH CHAT 500 at 5pm PST at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult where you can also watch every previous DEATH CHAT 500 and get the audio sent to your podcast app....
Feb 18, 2023•5 min
This week we bring BUTT FEST 2000 over to the MDC feed where Alexander, Tony, and Bryan Quinby dive into the potential genre of Bowling Rock. Bowling Rock: what is it, who is it, and why is it? We trace the origins of the 1950's-and-60's-influenced genre (think board shorts, bowling shirts, Hawaiian culture, semi-ironic Americana, maybe even a little Elvis) in surf rock, ska, and swing, and we analyze the pop-punk, irony, and SoCal bro vibe it brought to millions nationwide. --------------------...
Feb 16, 2023•5 min
This week: if an empire were dying and its last wish was to say a slur, would it still be racist? We explore a unique ethical dillema for our time. Plus: a union-busting restaurant lobby convenes to lamement the success of recent organizing efforts, share "the risks of letting your employees wear BLM masks," and anti-union lawyers share stories of getting owned by their pro-labor children Finally: 300 students walk out of an Alabama high school after the administration allegedly warns against in...
Feb 13, 2023•1 hr 9 min
This week we asses the true threat level of the Chinese Balloon by using the "Snoopy system," and Trump uses the groomer attack (appropriately) against DeSantis--upsetting former Trump supporters who suddenly remember he's also a predator. Finally, conservatives get extremely scared of Sam Smith after the singer dresses up like a guy from Moulin Rouge ------------------------------------- Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new w...
Feb 09, 2023•8 min
This week the Miami PD debuts a Black History Month Police Cruiser. Even the liberals aren't enjoying this, and the right just got 25° more racist. Also: a nation calls for war with China after a balloon drifts accross the US mainland, as a Pentagon spokesperson solemnly swears that it's a spy balloon and not just a normal weather balloon. ------------------------ Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CH...
Feb 06, 2023•1 hr 9 min
This week Tony has an incredible story about landlord dick pics, We unearth a song from Drive Angry 3D that has been scrubbed from the internet by the son of a famous actor who was in Drive Angry 3D And read the worst pro-Democrat propaganda book in existence: Why Mommy Is A Democrat ------------------------- Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonu...
Feb 03, 2023•9 min
This week: a Vietnam veteran is tormented by modern McDonald's; the beta males at the Museum of British History go WOKE by sometimes using the phrase “mummified remains” instead of Mummy; And Americans across the political spectrum cheer the massive direct labor actions by unions in France (cutting power to the homes of billionaires and giving free electricity to preschools), BUT one South African billionaire is here to keep everyone grounded. ------------------------- Support the show for $5/mo...
Feb 02, 2023•12 min
This week A&W root beer says they're going to put pants on their Bear mascot to make fun of m&m's, which makes facebook conservatives even more mad and in the face of video evidence of Paul Pelosi's attack being released, the right wing continues pushing gay conspiracy theories, perhaps so they can continue to laugh at an 82 year-old man getting hit with a hammer Our top stories are the dystopian nightmare of putting paralyzed people to work piloting robot servers at a Japanese cafe, rep...
Jan 30, 2023•1 hr 27 min
The title of this episode is not just a quote from a segment but a warning to potential listeners: We classy, and we sassy, but things may get nassy We say goodbye to Diamond by winking from the pulpit at her funeral, lamenting in all-caps that she ""DIED SUDDENLY"" Also: How hospitals are heating their buildings with wokeness Plus: The Daily Wire tries distances itself from the m&m’s controversy with a masterful headline after being called out by the candy’s newest ad campaign And: Nobody a...
Jan 26, 2023•5 min
