This week, we imagine what life would be like under a President Cory Booker Cover the conservative reaction to a Boy Scout kneeling during the pledge (they mostly just want to beat and kill him) And hear how Kyrsten Sinema is going to be assassinated by the Democrats for clapping during the state of the union.
This week it's a very personal episode of MDC as a guest tells us about her mother coming to the defense of a colorblind white guy on Amber's facebook page, depositing such pearls of wisdom as "good thing I didn't abort you," and "more white men died abolishing slavery than black men" In the second half of the show, we discuss the incredibly measured right wing response to New York's new abortion law, as facebook commenters worry that Andrew Cuomo is going to abort grandma....
I'm still settling into my new place/state, so here's a bizarre Patreon-only episode from last year. This week the Cult takes on two candidates for office openly advocating for pedophilia, one of whom can't stop posting on Facebook, and the other of whom created entire forums dedicated to the cause. The Washington Post somehow makes this the fault of a Democratic governor. Also: Bernie Sanders advocates for Disneyland workers, and that injustice will not stand
Flashback to last year when the cult did its own sensitivity training to address problematic behavior and were joined by Patrick Boswell, a Starbucks barista who actually attended the company's racial sensitivity training session. Filled with such woke-isms as "Be Color Brave," and "Look POC in the eyes," Patrick shares some of the training materials with us, as well as his experience in the program. Also: Roseanne gets fires for continuing to be super racist, and the internet does not take it w...
This week Minion Death Cult gets a visit from the Street Fight boys to talk Traditional Masculinity and Taco Bell's extreme hatred of senior citizen veterans. "Why doesn't anyone criticize traditional women's roles?" "Why shouldn't I teach my 5 year-old son to go beast on his classmates?" "I pray that God will give this 70 year-old veteran a job at Taco Bell" "Millennials gave me diarrhea" Listen to Street Fight Radio at streetfightradio.com or wherever you get podcasts...
This week the right wing is frothing over two incredibly disrespectful congresswomen: Rashida Tlaib and Alexandria Ocasio Cortez The first, guilty of calling Trump a motherf*cker as well as calling for his impeachment, is sentence to be eaten alive by pigs (we think this is a muslim reference? Everything else in the comments is) Second, guilt of the heinous crime of earnestly reenacting a dance number from Breakfast Club. There are three types of response to this video, and we bet you can guess ...
Baby Jesus in a cage, North Carolina Sheriffs refusing to cooperate with ICE, genderqueer Santa Clauses. It's a rough time for conservatives this year. http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult
This week we address the plethora of bad takes surrounding holiday media, including A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, and Baby, It's Cold Outside. Also: Wall Street Bros are threatening to withhold their charms from female colleagues if this whole "#metoo" thing continues.
This week we take a look at the way the right wing feels about gassing refugees: pretty good! Either the crisis is real and good, or fake and bad (because it's fake.) Also, Ammon Bundy comes out in favor of refugees and migrant workers, probably not for any ulterior motives, and his "anti-government" fanbase immediately turns on him. Finally, Marc Lamont Hill speaks out in support of Palestinians at the UN, and is fired by CNN, thanks to right wing internet chuds. Orange County DSA is going to T...
This week we talk about the humanitarian refugee crisis at the southern border of the United States, and Hillary Clinton's plan to combat the racist right wing by enacting their agenda. Also, we address the "excitement" around Beto O'Rourke, and its roots in optics, armchair political strategy, and the donor class. Support immigrants and refugees at http://immdef.org/donate Support Minion Death Cult at http://patreon.com.miniondeathcult...
Jemel Robinson is killed by a trigger-happy police officer after subduing a shooting suspect at his bar. Facebook and Fox News are horrified that his race was reported. Kanye West donates $150k to Jemel's family, but gives no money to the victims of white genocide. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez can't afford an apartment in Washington DC and this is somehow a critique of socialism. Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Watch the video feed at http://Youtube.com/miniondeathcult...
This week we cover a few viral stories surrounding the election, including: An America's Got Talent loser getting fired by ZZ Top for sponsoring a lib-triggering facebook post, plus, his totally-real story about getting accosted by "hot topic kids" at a Chili's. That guy who wore a confederate noose T Shirt to the polls, and how it's not racist, according to obvious racists and finally, a woman collapses at a Trump rally, the audience sings at her lifeless body, and this an example of republican...
This week we go over the stunningly funny developments in right wing politics: the transparent attempt by Jacob Wohl, the Doogie Howser of f*cking up online, to smear Robert Mueller with rape allegations, and Kanye's Blexit from the Blexit "movement." Various takes from the right wing on the Mueller accusation: "God I hope this rape happened" "Does this rape accusation mean he's on our side?" And on the Kanye departure from Blexit: "Candace Owens can use me anytime" "If Kanye doesn't support Tru...
It's a spooky halloween edition of Minion Death Cult where we cover business as usual in America with multiple far right attacks on politicians and jewish worshippers. The right wing has no answer to the real-life version of their murderous, conspiracy-minded online culture, as one of their own is caught after sending bombs to right wing boogeymen like Hillary Clinton and George Soros. Takes range from: "Soros did the bombs to himself," "if he were a real republican, these bombs would've worked,...
Thanks to Vic Berger, NYPD finally arrests the very Proud Boys who mobbed and beat a couple antifa protesters outside a New York Republicans event featuring speaker Gavin McInnes, who was booked specifically to reenact the 1960 murder of a Japanese socialist leader. Lot goin on. We have various facebook reactions to this including: "Proud Boys suck. They're probably GAY"; "Gavin McInnes is just doing fascism to get popular"; and "Vic Berger is just being a tough guy behind his video editing soft...
This episode wasn't supposed to be all about Kanye, but here it is! youtube.com/miniondeathcult
We're Back! A Podcast Story This week we cover the police department who use rehired Tamir Rice's killer, because "Everyone deserves a second chance," which is of course an insane thing to say as an agent of the penal system. Also, model/actress Emily Ratajkowski protests Judge Kavanaugh's confirmation to the Supreme Court, and is met with dozens of vile r*pe jokes on her facebook page. Finally, on a lighter note, Hyatt Regency ban hate groups from holding conventions at their hotels, and millio...
This week we're still covering the story of Botham Jean's murder at the hands of a Dallas Police Officer, including the "breaking" "news" that they found marijuana in his apartment. We address this horrid smear tactic, Fox 4 News' complicity in broadcasting this information, and, after social media outrage, their subsequent backpedaling and a complete overhaul of the initial report. Also, of course, the worst responses social media has to offer. Plus: A heroic reporter on the scenes of Hurricane...
We celebrate 9/11 by reading a bunch of dumb, racist comments that remind us of what it was like directly after 9/11. Joe Scarborough thinks Trump making America look bad is literally worse than 9/11, trump fans literally want him executed on the White House lawn. Also: Orange County high schoolers are racist, and patriotism is weird. Listen to the full episode at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult
This week: Just when you thought Elon Musk couldn't get any weirder, or more eccentric, dude goes on Joe Rogan and RIPS A FAT BLUNT. Of course, the nerds on Wall Street got triggered about it and sent Tesla stocks plummeting, but you know, it just made me like that sick bastard even more. Oh, and a cop shot a man in his own apartment because she thought she was the one who lived there. Think that's bizarre? You should hear the takes from Fox News. Watch and Subscribe on YouTube Support at patreo...
What would it be like if corporations consulted REAL Americans before producing ads? I think it would go a little something like the intro to this week's bonus episode. Plus: An Anon Op Ed saves the day by proclaiming that the author is good. Alex Jones picks on Marco Rubio in a bizarre fashion and a man electrocutes children to keep them off his lawn. Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult
In honor of Labor Day, we're talking workers' rights, the unfortunate strength of police unions, and a potential new holiday: Capital Day Also: Nike debuts a new ad featuring Colin Kapernick, and wouldn't you know it? White people are freakin' pissed! MY DAD DESERVES TO BE IN THAT AD, YOU PIECE OF SH*T. Watch and subscribe on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaXrtTt4xoQhrHQeZyWIRoQ Support on patreon and get a bonus episode every week: http://Patreon.com/miniondeathcult...
Get a bonus episode every week at patreon.com/miniondeathcult Subscribe to the youtube page at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaXrtTt4xoQhrHQeZyWIRoQ Preorder the t-shirt at miniondeathcult.com This week, last week, and every week for the rest of our lives, the right wing will be exploiting the murder of Mollie Tibbetts to further their nationalist agenda. Milo Yiannopoulos has a particularly deranged take, and his facebook follows are worried about him! We're documenting it....
Listen to the full episode at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult UNC students just dont care about history and tear down another confederate statue. The US just doesn't care about old age and deports a 95 year-old Nazi. Millennials just dont care about boobs, and another Hooters closes. We're documenting it.
The world is ending. The Antichrist and The Antifa are responsible, we're documenting it. Thanks to mean ol' Antifa, the Unite The Right Rally 2 was a huge bust. Hope you're happy. It's lock and load time. Also: Satanist unveiled their monument on at the Little Rock capital building! Probably permanently! I'm damn pissed as hell! It's lock and load time. Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/k6TRLCacGkM
Support the show and listen to the full episode at patreon.com/miniondeathcult The world is ending. Being racist against people being racist against reverse racism is responsible. We're documenting it. Fox News brought on Terrence K Williams as part of their effort to be outraged against a New York Times reporter's supposed anti-white racism, and he ended up making fortune cookie and panda jokes about her. Several times over. Literally the same jokes about 3 times each. Oops! We go through his f...
Our world is on fire. We're documenting it. Paying inmates for life-threatening work: is it wrong to? We're covering the inmate firefighters in California, the atrocious pay and even worse treatment the receive once they're out. Watch and subscribe on Youtube!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaXrtTt4xoQhrHQeZyWIRoQ
The world is ending. Catching feelings instead of pop flies is responsible. We're documenting it. A guest joins us to talk about how yahoo tries to make its readers gay by subjecting them to video baseball players comforting each other in the dugout. Also, an entire police department quits, and we all agree to hunger strike until their demands are met. Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaXrtTt4xoQhrHQeZyWIRoQ
Listen to every episode of Minion Death Cult for $3.11/mo at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult The world is ending. Yacht untiers and thot deniers are responsible. We're documenting it. This week we have two stories, each with only one good take possible. We discuss the others 1. A story of female-on-male sexual harassment goes viral, leading some to say "it's good that this is getting some recognition in media" and leading others to say "that guy is gay." 2. Betsy DeVos has her Yacht "vandalized." If...
The world is ending. Facebook is cops. We're documenting it. A woman has her praying hand pried apart by police in her own home; who does facebook side with?? Alex Jones gets temporarily banned from facebook. Who does Ted Cruz side with?? Watch our first full video episode on Youtube and subscribe to help us get our custom url!
