Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for every episode of Minion Death Cult. The world is ending. Sidewalk-Slammin' Socialists are responsible. We're documenting it. In one of the wildest, most MDC episodes ever, the Daily Caller has a story about a harrowing DSA rally, wherein the author nearly found her humanity. The comments section reacts to this news with nazi comparisons, ACDC references, and the threat of shooting civilians. Plus, Donald Trump gets his Hollywood star absolutely crushe...
Jul 27, 2018•16 min
The world is ending. Opinionated, political piano men are responsible. We're documenting it. Billy Joel wants to crack Nazi skulls. People who totally aren't nazis don't like that. We get one of our most repulsive comment sections from Mediaite. "Men prefer debt-free virgins without tattoos": the meme that launched 50k laugh reacts. If God wanted you to have that many holes, he would've given them to you at birth, etc. Subscribe to Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a bonus episode every week. Subs...
Jul 25, 2018•1 hr 30 min
The world is ending. PC Pizza Traitors and Un-decorous anti-monarchists are responsible. We're documenting it. Papa John goes to racial sensitivity training and promptly says the N word. Trump goes to England and befouls the queen with his impertinent walking style. Libs are furious.
Jul 16, 2018•1 hr 19 min
This week we do a deep-dive on the closed feedback loop of the #walkaway campaign, a "movement" that purports to represent liberals walking away from the Democratic Party by the thousands. Join our own movement at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to hear this episode
Jul 13, 2018•7 min
Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week we have a cult leader shake-up, and Leigh joins us to talk about a couple very serious issues: How the emasculation of modern dogs is making them afraid of fireworks and a Police Officer posts a call-to-action on his facebook page about the dirty burger he was served at Burger King
Jul 09, 2018•1 hr 17 min
This week we cover the Supreme Court's Janus ruling and Anthony Kennedy's subsequent retirement. [Anime Butterfly Meme] The butterfly is labeled "the destruction of public sector unions." Anime boy labeled "Fox News": "Is this a win for government workers?" We also cover Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's DSA victory in New York, and how for some reason the coporate media isn't cool with that. Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a bonus episode every week....
Jul 02, 2018•1 hr 15 min
Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to hear every episode This week, Liberals and Liberal publications like USA Today and The Washington Post clutch their pearls at leftist activism while the president of the United States repeatedly calls a sitting congresswoman a stupid man. A conservative facebook page argues that if conservatives want to win this civil war, they must be willing to do the unthinkable--protest outside of Maxine Waters' house. Finally, the libs celebrate victory as alcohol...
Jun 29, 2018•20 min
Another unarmed black kid is killed by the cops, and we have the biggest-brained white-hot takes for you folks, plus a couple warm takes from seemingly unlikely allies. Also, a small-business hero demonstrates her plucky ingenuity by kicking the Gorgeous Sarah Huckabee Sanders out of her restaurant, and this of course means civil war. Subscribe to patreon.com/miniondeathcult and for $3.11 you'll get a bonus episode every week. We're donating all the Patreon money from June to Immigrant Defenders...
Jun 25, 2018•1 hr 27 min
Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a weekly bonus episode. All proceeds from this month's Patreon support will go toward helping immigrants with legal help at Immigrant Defenders Law Center , or you can donate directly to them at their link. This week we continue covering the horror at the border, but with the benefit of a relatively good bit of news: the Metro DC DSA action that saw protestors confronting DHS Director Kirstjen Nielson while she dined at a DC restaurant. Plus, we recou...
Jun 22, 2018•4 min
This week we address the utterly cruel Trump administration policy of separating immigrant children from their families, and the various apologia supporting it, including: "the Bible," "the Democrats," and "I have cancer." Also, we're giving this month's Patreon proceeds to Immigrant Defenders Law Center. Come to the Inland Empire DSA meeting this Wednesday, 7:30pm, in Riverside, CA. Get a bonus episode of MDC every week at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult
Jun 18, 2018•1 hr 16 min
This week the cult has a show about a take about a take about a take, starting with Rudy Giuliani's heinous comments about sex workers and expanding outward to first cover MSNBC, and then the right wing in general. Also: Bill Maher has an amazing take on how the left is going to win this thing: tank the economy! Put people out of work to own Trump. Subscribe to Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a bonus episode every week and to be entered into a drawing to win a free MDC T-shirt....
Jun 11, 2018•1 hr 27 min
Listen to this and every weekly bonus episode at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week the Cult takes on two candidates for office openly advocating for pedophilia, one of whom can't stop posting on Facebook, and the other of whom created entire forums dedicated to the cause, and the Washington Post somehow makes this the fault of a Democratic governor. Also: Bernie Sanders advocates for Disneyland workers, and that injustice will not stand...
Jun 08, 2018•5 min
This week a bona-fide professor helps The Cult take on the college campus free speech crisis--with a twist! We're talking about a story from Stanford University wherein a conservative professor conspired with Republican students to conduct opposition research on a liberal student in an effort to "crush" them. Also: we cover the No Safe Spaces documentary about the way conservative good boys like Ben Shapiro and Tim Allen are being "spooked" by the left. Hear the rest of our episode with Michael ...
Jun 04, 2018•1 hr 32 min
Listen to this and every premium episode for $3/month at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week the cult does its own sensitivity training to address problematic behavior, and we're joined by Patrick Boswell, a Starbucks barista who actually attended the company's racial sensitivity training session on Tuesday Filled with such woke-isms as "Be Color Brave," and "Look POC in the eyes," Patrick shares some of the training materials with us, as well as his experience in the program. Also: Roseanne g...
May 31, 2018•9 min
This week we talk to writer and twitter provocateur Rob Rousseau about his extremely funny tweet and the extremely funny response from Fox News, The Daily Wire, and the conservative commentariat at large Plus: Real America scores a touchdown as Trump makes the football man stand for the America song
May 28, 2018•1 hr 31 min
Go to patreon.com/miniondeathcult for every episode This week the pope tells a gay guy that God is cool with him being gay, and facebook is not cool with that Also: some millennials dont like Chick Fil A, and it's a major problem.
May 25, 2018•3 min
Hear every episode at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week the Cult covers the confirmation of the first ever female CIA director who also happened to oversee a black site in Thailand dedicated to the torture of detainees Also: the news hits close to home, when the San Bernardino Sheriff's Department "comes" "under" "scrutiny" over a photo of one of their deputies praying. This is sick stuff, folks! listen to the Intercepted podcast for more information on Gina Haspel and the CIA's propaganda c...
May 21, 2018•1 hr 28 min
Go to Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for every episode delivered straight to your podcast app The Death Cult earns its name today by celebrating the carnage in Gaza this week, and we're documenting it. We also cover the arguments for slave labor, and one peculiar argument against it.
May 19, 2018•18 min
In a supersized episode this week, we cover the dissolution of the Iran deal and the celebratory fervor it unleashed in the Death Cult but, more importantly, we talk about the viral idea of "diaper-change consent" between parents and toddlers, and how it's setting the world ablaze. Subscribe to Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode every Thursday including all past episodes
May 14, 2018•1 hr 53 min
For every episode of Minion Death Cult, visit Patreon.com/miniondeathcult & get a private feed of weekly premium episodes in your podcast app. This week the Cult covers the plethora of bad takes around the music video for Childish Gambino's "This Is America," including such gems as: "Black people care about police shootings but dont care when their friend kills 5 people over an argument." and "How come this music video has to be from a black person's perspective?" also: We cover the single m...
May 10, 2018•13 min
Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a premium episode every Thursday as well as access to all past premium eps. This week the Cult documents the wall-to-wall outrage over the Boy Scouts' decision to allow girls to join their ranks. We get mind-boggling takes, including a LOT of people who can't stop focusing on children's genitalia. Also: Rudy Giuliani's legendary appearance on Hannity last week, and how the Q-Anon community is taking the news.
May 07, 2018•1 hr 32 min
Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a premium episode every week This week we cover the rich vein of terrible responses to the Cosby conviction, which range from: "This is cool, but I'm pissed that #metoo gets credit" to "Why weren't these women prosecuted for taking the drugs Cosby gave them?" We also cover the NRA's incredible revelation that guns are dangerous and that their conference with Trump will in fact be a gun-free zone. There are also, surprisingly, some bad takes here....
May 03, 2018•1 hr 13 min
It's our Kanye / Stryper episode unlocked! Kanye endorses Candace Owens after watching her yell at black people to get over slavery and Stryper organizes their righteous army of christian metalheads against the satanists at Walmart, who refuses to sell their new album in stores
May 01, 2018•1 hr 24 min
This week the Cult documents awful takes about the Toronto Incel Terrorist from both incels and normies, and we cover the knock-down brawl between comedian Michelle Wolf and Sarah Huckabee Sanders at the White House Correspondents Dinner, including a totally viral clapback from a totally fake Huckabee Sanders Facebook page.
Apr 30, 2018•8 min
Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode every week. If you enjoy the show, support us by rating and reviewing the show in your apple podcasts app. This week The Cult takes on the Waffle House shooting and explains how the young man who disarmed the shooter is simultaneously "one of the good ones" and also a cuck who let the shooter get away. Also: we take the high road and choose not to dedicate and entire segment to the alt right / fascists / nationalists who severely own...
Apr 26, 2018•1 hr 36 min
Subscribe to patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode every Monday and access to all past premium episodes. This week we tackle Kanye's recent endorsement of African American Conservative Spokeswoman Candice Owens, and Walmart is refusing to sell the new Stryper album in stores, probably because of discrimination.
Apr 23, 2018•9 min
Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode in your podcast player every Monday This week The Cult solves the Syrian civil war: "Missile strikes are not a war. It's a police action." "Libertarians are isolationist children who would rather chop off their dicks instead of f*ck the Syrian people." "Assad is a monster the likes of which we haven't seen since Abraham Lincoln." AND The Cult takes on the black thugs who were probably going to rob Starbucks and therefore had to be ar...
Apr 18, 2018•1 hr 36 min
Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get every weekly, premium episode This week the Cult takes on the anti-sex worker bill FOSTA-SESTA that was recently signed into law, and how its (possibly) unintended consequences actually pose more dangers to sex workers. Also, we cover Margaret Atwood's piping hot take on Star Wars & 9/11, and the angry nerd reaction it inspired.
Apr 16, 2018•3 min
It's a bonus MDC! Here's the Facebook testimony portion of the episode we couldn't contain. "Facebook needs to protect BLM because I, as a US senator will not." "Diamond & Silk are sexy, conservative "sistas" whose facebook account MUST be promoted on the floor of congress." "How come Facebook knows everything I post?" [6 paragraphs of terrible PR advice left for Zuccerberg in the comments section of a Daily Caller facebook post] "I'm so terrible even Amber Alert blocked me."...
Apr 13, 2018•57 min
This week the Cult takes on the FBI's raid against Michael Cohen, Trump's longtime lawyer and bribe-doer. We find a wide range of interesting responses, including: "Lets get all our lawyers together and fire Mueller." "If Mueller were after Mother Teresa, even Mother Teresa would be in trouble." "Let's start a revolution in support of President Trump." Look for a bonus episode on Facebook congressional testimony coming out tomorrow!
Apr 12, 2018•1 hr 6 min
