Bernie Is Second Only To Pickle Rick (Clip)
Bernie goes on Joe Rogan and it is very good. A young boy (17) mows his cop neighbor's lawn and it is also very good. http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
Aug 09, 2019•3 min
Minion Death Cult
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.
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You Fascinate Me, Kaitlin
This week we cover the deluded nonsense coming from the right wing in the wake of another fascist terrorist attack, including the utterly hair-brained attempt to blame Antifa and The Kent State Poop Pants Gun Girl gets robbed (allegedly), and dozens of lone-wolf reply guys leave ominous, thirsty posts on her facebook page. Music: Yo La Tengo - Let's Save Tony Orlando's House Support the show and get weekly bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult...
Aug 05, 2019•1 hr 8 min
Police Officer Forgot He Took A Bite From His Sandwich (Clip)
The headline says it all www.Patreon.com/miniondeathcult
Aug 01, 2019•5 min
Empty The Jails And Fill The Graves (ft. QAnon Anonymous)
Here it is, folks. The most Minion Death Cult episode we've done. Julian Feeld of the Qanon Anonymous podcast joins us to discuss the murder of a mob boss at the hands of a Q Anon acolyte who thought he was protecting Trump and The Trump administration brings back the federal death penalty--eliciting violent, bizarre, and utterly deranged responses from Facebook and Breitbart. Support the show, get weekly bonus episodes, and enter to win a hand-knit Minion Death Coozie at www.patreon.com/miniond...
Jul 29, 2019•1 hr 8 min
Jeff Foxworthy is the White Chris Rock (clip)
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Jul 18, 2019•7 min
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez = Bernie Sanders
This week Rob Rousseau joins us to cover the mind-melting attacks on AOC and the Justice Democrats by Nancy Pelosi and her epic clapback constituency on twitter Also a member of Yellow Vests Canada makes a hot dog video where he eats a hot dog and is also NOT RACIST Music: emma durutti - i was a girl Support the show and get weekly bonus content: http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult...
Jul 15, 2019•1 hr 22 min
The Left is So Cool Man, Groovy, Like, Outa Sight
This week @ChadVigorous ( https://twitter.com/prettybadlefty ) joins the Cult to discuss the savaging of an old man at the hands of antifa, and the cop congressman who dared to post about it. Also: a discussion of the term "terrorism" and whether its use is beneficial to the left when trying to highlight right-wing violence. Support the show and get bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Owls - Ancient Stars Seed...
Jul 08, 2019•58 min
Joe Pesci's Memorable Movie Beatdowns (clip)
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Jul 05, 2019•3 min
Shariabonics
This week we cover the filthy democraps using their crazy democrap language (Spanish) during the primary debates last week, and a man learns how to kill, skydive, and preach the word of God without the help of Gillette Razors. Bonus episodes at www.Patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Zeta - "¿Cuándo rendirse significa ganar?"
Jul 01, 2019•1 hr 14 min
Real Cabal Sh!t
Qanon responds to the US/Iran tension by claiming Obama did it Liberals say Biden can't be racist because he worked for a black guy, and that Cory Booker is cancelled Support the show and get bonus content at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult
Jun 24, 2019•1 hr 18 min
"Make Straight Great Again"
Straight people want their straight pride flag, but an evil Canadian mayor stole it from them. Also they want other flags. As long as they're not gay. Also, Kay Jewelers won't let a straight cop into their store to buy his heterosexual engagement ring. The sheriff’s department is coming for them, and all of facebook is coming with them. Music: G.L.O.S.S. - Trans Day of Revenge Support the show and get bonus episodes at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
Jun 10, 2019•1 hr 10 min
Sh*t The F*ck Up: A Deep-Dive into Cop Facebook (clip)
Subscribe at http://Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to support the show and hear every episode. This week we cover the recently released Plain View Project database for racist, reactionary, and generally bloodthirsty posts and comments made by cops. It's some sick, moronic stuff, folks.
Jun 07, 2019•4 min
Flag 'Em All
This week: Lil Nas X steals white culture by wearing jeans Lady & The Tramp erases white culture by excluding a racist song from the live action remake Camping World defends white culture by flying a flag so large that it is illegal in North Carolina. Listen to our interview with https://merrygoroundmagazine.com on the newest episode of the Merry-Go-Roundtable podcast Support the show and get bonus episodes at http://patreon.com/miniondeathult Music: Omar Rodriguez-Lopez - Not Even Toad Love...
Jun 03, 2019•1 hr 17 min
Loqueesha feat. Leslie Lee III of Struggle Session
This week the Cult discovers and nurtures our inner Loqueesha as we cover the modern Mrs. Doubtfire, a bafflingly earnest film about a white man who pretends to be a sassy black woman to get hired as a self-help radio personality. Listen to weekly bonus content at www.Patreon.com/miniondeathcult all the proceeds this month will be going to www.abortionfunds.org
May 27, 2019•1 hr 36 min
The Abortion Episode
Brynne Musser, a public health advocate from Missouri, joins us for an entire episode on the spate of anti-abortion laws in various US states (it's important, OK?) We cover this ridiculous, self-contradicting legislation and the bad takes it necessarily generated in supporters, including: equating wombs to slums, newborns as criminal evidence, and substituting "early delivery" for abortion. This month's proceeds from http://Patreon.com/miniondeathcult will go to the Nation Network of Abortion Fu...
May 20, 2019•1 hr 7 min
Go doggie you are my hero. (feat. Jack Allison)
Subscribe at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult for every episode and a chance to win a commemorative US/DPRK Summit coin.
May 15, 2019•5 min
Landlord Protection Agency (feat. Jack Allison)
This week Jack Allison of Struggle Session (@strugglesesh) helps us cover the worst website in existence, The LPA, an organization designed to help landlords suppress any modicum of human compassion they may have once had. Also, the STRIKEingly bad takes generated by the Uber/Lyft labor action. Subscribe at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult or retweet this episode from www.twitter.com/miniondeathcult for a chance to win an official North Korea Summit commemorative coin featuring the two leaders of...
May 13, 2019•1 hr 23 min
Face it, Facebook is Facist Farce and a Fraud, trying to Force a Fiction on your Family and Friends
www.Patreon.com/miniondeathcult New episode where everyone on facebook has a totally normal one over Alex Jones and Laura Loomer getting kicked off the platform Also, we cover the time a couple weeks ago Trump offhandedly said that people should get the measles shot and Qanon facebook imploded. Bonus episode out this week on a fake petition to get Brie Larsen to resign from Captain Marvel if she likes POC so much. www.Patreon.com/miniondeathcult Listen to our appearance on Political Fun Time Hap...
May 06, 2019•1 hr 22 min
I Can't Read It. Thank You Marines.
This week we cover two supremely stupid stories: Outrage over the fact that a muslim woman will appear on the cover of this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, which of course means civil war, doom, and that my son won’t be able to cum. Also, a burger restaurant displays a racist, troop-humping bumper sticker, a local patron objects on social media, and the right wing come out in droves to tell her why we don't speak "Japaneses" Support the show at www.Patreon.com/miniondeathcult...
May 01, 2019•1 hr 6 min
Christian is the N Word of the World (clip)
As a thank you to our patrons, we present our first full-length bonus episode in a lot of months. It's a Doozy! www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult We cover the utterly stupid "Easter Worshippers" controversy in the wake of the Sri Lankan terror attacks, wherein American Christians found an even greater tragedy: they didn't get name-dropped. Also: Buttigieg is literally causing the end of the world by being gay And: Sanders' proposal to grant inmates voting rights generates some of the dumbest disco...
Apr 25, 2019•15 min
100 - The Granddaughter Experience (The Mule)
Tune in this week to www.Patreon.com/miniondeathult for a full-length bonus episode in our regular format For this episode, we deviate from the course and cover Clint Eastwood's 2018 greatest generation/boomer, under-appreciated dad wish-fulfillment film, "The Mule." Buy the shirt www.miniondeathcult.com
Apr 22, 2019•1 hr 25 min
99 - Way To Go Bees
Buy the shirt: www.miniondeathcult.com Support the show ad get hours of bonus content at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week in an otherwise goofy episode, we're forced to address the ongoing campaign to link Ilhan Omar to 9/11, specifically those from Trump and Dan Crenshaw. To respond, we revisit Rep. Crenshaw's old Facebook group and review a few group posts from his time as admin. They're bad. Also, the boomers win a battle in the culture war as Texas brings cursive back to school curr...
Apr 15, 2019•1 hr 26 min
98 - Joe Biden Can Hug Me Any Day... AND My Child (feat. Beep Beep Lettuce)
Listen to a deleted segment from this episode by subscribing at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week Bryn and Chris from Beep Beep Lettuce join us to talk about the weird, horny Democratic response to Joe Biden's creepiness, and the free-speech Ben Shapiro/Libertarian logic-nerd response to AZU students being arrested for protesting border patrol agents on their campus Buy the Minion Death Cult shirt at www.miniondeathcult.com Listen to Beep Beep Lettuce at https://beepbeeplettuce.podbean.c...
Apr 08, 2019•1 hr 29 min
97 - The Ballad of McB feat. Brett Payne
Subscribe at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult to support the show and get 40+ hours of bonus episodes, including a lengthy bonus segment from this episode. This week, Brett Payne of Street Fight ( https://soundcloud.com/streetfightwcrs ) helps us do a deep-dive on McB of McB'$ Men's Fashion in St. Petersburg Florida, a small-business owner own who posted his way into financial ruin, both online and irl. "After devoting 10 years of my life, and great service here with McB's in downtown City of St....
Apr 01, 2019•1 hr 30 min
96 - 32 Simple Stream-Of-Consciousness Rules For Being MY SON
This week: The liberals forced us to address The Mueller Report, and the striking similarities between the "Save Us Mr. Mueller" faction and Q-anon DoubleTree Inn gets cancelled with extreme prejudice after refusing to serve a group of 600 troops and a humble businesswin facebook account tells us how to raise our giant, beautiful son.
Mar 25, 2019•1 hr 16 min
95 - Support Jidge
This week: We address the New Zealand attack and the reality that conservatives in this country are far more radicalized than most of us want to admit Socialism gets a neutral writeup in our local newspaper, and we ask the DSA how they achieved such a monumental feat. Fox News dominates right wing facebook, as Judge Jeanine Pirro is reprimanded and bumped from her timeslot for Islamophobia, Donna Brazile is hired, and Tucker Carlson is attacked by Media Matters for the petty offense of fantasizi...
Mar 19, 2019•1 hr 41 min
94 - We Are The News
This week: DL Hughley's facebook page tries to drive a wedge between the black community and Ilhan Omar The MAGA crowd responds to accusations of fragile masculinity by being violently confused about what "fragile masculinity" means and Q Anon plans a civil war over the DNC refusing to let Fox News host a democratic primary debate Plus: We respond to Bernie's stance on sex work and reparations
Mar 11, 2019•1 hr 41 min
93 - Cute Kitten Idiot
THE SHIRTS ARE READY miniondeathcult.com This week: Facebook reacts to Rashida Tlaib calling Mark Meadows a racist, by being very extremely racist "Hard working Americans" respond to Kamala Harris's call for a living wage by being really fricken stoked on working 3 jobs and selling bits of their own bodies to pay the rent. and Trump Train members respond in a truly bizarre fashion to a news story about a man fighting a mountain lion (kitten) to the death AGAIN, THE SHIRTS ARE READY miniondeathcu...
Mar 04, 2019•1 hr 23 min
92 - John Wayne Was A Nazi
This week we cover various hilarious reactions to Bernie's candidacy, and respond to the response to the response to the response of a 1971 John Wayne interview where he compared black people to paralyzed infants. Enjoy! Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get access to like 50 hours of bonus episodes.
Feb 25, 2019•1 hr 9 min
91 - NO ONE needs PERSONAL HOME DELIVERY 6 DAYS A WEEK !!!
This week The Cult celebrates the wonderful National Emergency and tackles an incredibly wild comment section about a 91 year-old USPS retiree. "Trump 'is' the 'leader' of the 'executive' branch" "Nancy Pelosi, I'm your Huckleberry" "I wish the government would take *my* land to build the wall" "Millennials are too lazy to work for 69 years and then die" "My dad is 70 and still works, and this is good for some reason"
Feb 18, 2019•1 hr 22 min
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