Due to popular demand, (and since we're running late on this week's episode) our Thanksgiving Patreon episode is now unlocked! Support the show and get weekly bonus episodes like this one at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult On this episode, we cover Cop Thanksgiving memes (they're a thing) and the right-wing freakout/misunderstanding around Friendsgiving Music: Jawbox - Savory
Dec 03, 2019•1 hr 30 min
Happy Thanksgiving For this episode and every bonus episode, subscribe at http:///patreon.com/miniondeathcult
Nov 29, 2019•5 min
Important tour update: we are not on tour anymore This week we cover how over the weekend, the right wing pinned their hopes for a violent revolution on one drunk instagrammer who memed himself into a standoff with police and Pope Eliminates Pork from Banquet out of Respect for Muslims (via Breitbart . com) Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Lords - This Is Not A Song, Dumb Ass...
Nov 25, 2019•1 hr 23 min
Hey! It's a recording of us live on the West Coast! Support the show and get the full episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult A county executive rules that a Maryland police department isn't allowed to accept a wooden Blue Lives Matter flag from a grateful child. Derangement ensues.
Nov 22, 2019•6 min
Cereal is shoving homosexuality DOWN MY THROAT and we should kill whoever put up that billboard making fun of Trump Support the show and get the full episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
Nov 15, 2019•6 min
This week: Princess Di at a Trump Rally???? Hitting your kids is bad... Not good??? and the IDF goes vegan to prove how much "all life is valued" Catch us on tour right now in the West Coast @ http://miniondeathcult.com Support the show and get bonus episodes every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
Nov 12, 2019•1 hr 16 min
Get the full episode at: http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week we're covering an interesting Jesse Watters segment in which he reads his mom's disappointed texts live on Fox News. For fun? For penance? As a display of suffering? Also, deleted scenes from our Black & Blue episode, including trailer talk, a shoehorned romantic ending, and some truly bizarre imdb reviews Music: Integrity - Abraxas Annihilation
Nov 08, 2019•5 min
This week we're joined by Kino Lefter to review "Black and Blue," a dreadfully liberal movie about an African American police officer who's forced to choose between the Black Team and the Blue Team when she witnesses corrupt cops execute the nephew of a local gang leader. Subscribe at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for weekly bonus episodes See us on our west coast tour starting next week: http://miniondeathcult.com Music: Oxbow - Cold & Well-Lit Place...
Nov 05, 2019•1 hr 36 min
This week for Patreon supporters, we cover the breaking news that Trump met the Minion, and how the reaction to this historic event further shapes our understanding of the Minion as a right-wing totem and Our review of Kanye - Jesus Is King http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
Nov 01, 2019•5 min
We celebrate MISCHIEF NIGHT with the scariest show on the internet: MINION DEATH CULT. Hosts Alexander Edward and Tony Boswell find the scariest, most deranged, and dumbest boomer posts online and read them slow enough to truly grasp their inanity. After sharing some dumb Halloween stories, we look at an evangelical plot to infiltrate costume shops, commemorate last years' Nov 4 Antifa supersoldier revolution, recall the Infowars hit piece on Jamie earlier this year, and close out with some Tim ...
Oct 30, 2019•1 hr 18 min
For this halloween, we explore the living nightmare that is the Qanon movement, and how now that they're awake, they are unable to enjoy everything from their favorite holidays, to TV shows, to owls. Come see us on tour: http://miniondeathcult.com Support the show and get every bonus episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Made Out Of Babies - Cooker
Oct 29, 2019•1 hr 3 min
This week: Kent State Poop Pants Gun Girl gets her server fired for posting about her after work and a FedEx Driver becomes a national hero after making a "patriotic adjustment" to some American flag pillows Subscribe to http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to support the show and get weekly bonus episodes See us on our west coast tour with street fight: http://miniondeathcult.com Donate to the server fired by Poop Girl : https://www.gofundme.com/f/justice-for-claudelia?utm_source=customer&utm...
Oct 22, 2019•1 hr 9 min
Subscribe at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult West Coast! Coe see us on tour with Street Fight in November: https://www.streetfightradio.com/left-coast-november-tour/
Oct 18, 2019•4 min
This week we cover indigenous people's day by way of A massively racist, pro-genocide Prager U video featuring Stephen Crowder and a scholarly article about Spongebob Squarepants being a violent colonizer Get tickets for our November west coast tour with Street Fight: https://www.streetfightradio.com/left-coast-november-tour/...
Oct 15, 2019•1 hr 22 min
A Change.org petition to draft Hillary for 2020 Kanye releases Kidz Bop for Christ and Q-anon loves it Listen to the full episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
Oct 11, 2019•6 min
This week we cover AOC's new baby-eating policy (sounds nice, but will it work?) and Hillary Clinton calls for the constitution to be shredded if Trump isn't impeached (kind of, but really) Listen to Minion Death Cult on Cold Pizza Party later this week Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week Music: Young Widows - Rose Window
Oct 08, 2019•1 hr 19 min
For Patreon supporters: an exploration of killer cop Amber Guyer's Pinterest account, complete with homicidal minion memes, and a tangential discussion about the late-stage childhood boomers seem to be experiencing - also, an exploration of Young Americans Against Socialism and their old fans, old board of advisors, and old ideas - subscribe at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for this and every other bonus weekly episode
Oct 04, 2019•4 min
This week we recap the fallout of our Cop Rap episode wherein the rapping cop found us on social media, held us at gunpoint, and made us call Blue Line Soldiers a bop also, we cover a restaurant in Rifle, Colorado called Shooters, a grill where sexy lady's open-carry sexy gun's and feed large German tourists Supper the show and get bonus weekly content at http://Patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Stereolab - Brakhage
Oct 01, 2019•1 hr 11 min
Subscribe at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for weekly bonus episodes
Sep 27, 2019•5 min
This week we deep-dive on Forensic, a cop rapping about the issues cops face on a daily basis: hollow points to the chest, getting tantric with criminals, and biting wolves in the back Subscribe at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for weekly bonus episodes Music: Dead Prez - Police State
Sep 24, 2019•1 hr 25 min
It's Death Cult season, folks. Owning a 16yo girl in order to ensure ecological collapse? That's a Death Cult. Celebrating a baby born on 9/11 at 9:11 and weighing 9lbs 11oz.? Better believe that's a Death Cult. Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Torche - Reverse Inverted
Sep 17, 2019•1 hr 15 min
This week we examine Jay-Z's philanthropic endeavor with the NFL and their mission to make inner-city Chicago youths listen to Real Music instead of (c)rap Also, Joe Biden bleeds from his eyes and MAGA facebook is surprisingly sympathetic. Music: @CountCaleb - Black Democrats Support the show and get bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
Sep 09, 2019•1 hr 23 min
This week the cult comes for two very nasty women and goes on wild tangents involving ancient filthy fish delicacies and unaborted bears. Support the show and get weekly bonus episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
Sep 05, 2019•3 min
This week Jake Flores of Pod Damn America joins us to discuss the utter tantrum the NYPD union threw at the firing of Eric Garner's killer--plus, the positive implications for the labor movement! Also, we cover the story of the Oregon ex-Marine who threatened to do genocide on Antifa, and his incredibly bizarre facebook profile. support the show and get weekly bonus content at http://Patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Third Eye Blind - Graduate...
Sep 02, 2019•1 hr 26 min
Subscribe at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for weekly bonus episodes and a chance to win a Minion Death Coozie
Aug 29, 2019•3 min
This week we cover socialist propaganda in the classroom such as a poster that reads "I am woman, hear me vote" and Texas outlaws unsolicited dick pics, which we're of course very angry about. Listen to our episode of Kino Lefter this Wednesday where we laugh about Angel Has Fallen Support the show, get weekly bonus episodes, and a chance at winning a coveted Minion Death Coozie at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Jay Som - Superbike...
Aug 26, 2019•1 hr 15 min
This week Psychic Dolphin Garage helps us cover the Portland Proud Boy Rally, Israel's ban on Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib, and a libertarian murder fantasy about red flag laws—all from the perspective of the truly confused. Support the show, get weekly bonus content, and a chance to win a Minion Death Coozie at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Leeway - Mark of the Squealer
Aug 19, 2019•1 hr 17 min
Academic Study Shows Donald Trump Has Made America Less Racist http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
Aug 15, 2019•4 min
Almost exactly a year ago, we covered a Facebook comedian who was cut short on Fox News for making racist, anti-asian jokes on air. Last weekend, Trump retweeted this same comedian's #clintonbodycount conspiracy theory concerning the death of Jeffrey Epstein. This man is Terrence K Williams. This is his story. For more content like this, support the show at http://Patreon.com/MinionDeathCult
Aug 14, 2019•1 hr 17 min
This week, we cover that Epstein thing, give our theories, but more importantly, the theories of, the hoi, polloi Also, we join, Biden, 2020 Facebook groups, and reveal the, cringe within, Support the show, get bonus content, and a chance to win a coveted Minion Death Coozie at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
Aug 12, 2019•1 hr 18 min
