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LuAnna: The Podcast

Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com
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Episodes

'I’ll give you £100 if you put that in your mouth'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Roast porn (thanks Megan McKenna), more plane relays for Imo, Lu and Anna's night out, carrots, wrinkly nunns, eating toenails and sending blowjob pics to the board of your company. Plus, Holly Willoughby's departure from This Morning, not just an easy life for the band Easy Life, you continue to bring the weird and w...

Oct 16, 202357 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Public Bins, Sexts from Dad & Phone Fun Friends

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Embarrassing holiday stories, more funny farts, and where have all the public bins gone?! PLUS receiving nudes from Dad and finding a phone sex friend through Luanna. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email u...

Oct 12, 202320 min

'There's no way a 16 year old could do this on their own!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Mainly the girls do their life admin on the pod. We're chatting Christmas & Halloween plans, Lu's spending has been a bit out of control, when coronation chicken goes wrong, a tricky situation with an ex and an unwell man. Plus, the felling of one of the UKs most loved trees, a court case over a water slide & ...

Oct 09, 202346 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Mourning, Hair Removal Cream & Sploshing

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: A big old pick me up message for Luanna, sympathy for Anna and her poor old cat, taking revenge on an ex, a dispute of luanna reasoning, another gruesome skin tag story and we find out what sploshing is. Remember, if you ...

Oct 05, 202326 min

'Knives scare the sh*t out of me'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's hanging, Anna's got blepharitis, but it's all good because it's MONDAY and we're here chatting the usual gubbins. Gospel brunches, sending your tits to your family group chat, shagging a 21 year old, using your discharge as a wet wipe and all the usual things you know and love. Plus, the shocking stabbing in Croy...

Oct 02, 202358 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Sausage Party, A Mars Milk & A Bag of Cheese

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: The worst baby sitter ever, virginity woes, a cheesy present, road rage, a lumpy Mars Milk, more BTS of the pod and some sexy confessions. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail....

Sep 28, 202323 min

'Hey cowgirl!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's grumpy because it turns out her ankle was broken afterall, Anna's got a gripe after taking her dad to see Tina Turner, an uplifting response to Joan from last week, giving the neighbourhood a show every night and struggles in a mother daughter relationship. !! Trigger Warning !! We do touch on the death of a pet ...

Sep 25, 202358 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Big Bad Barry, More "Chocolate" on the Floor & Granny Porn

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Big Bad Barry, a man with a dislike of Tess Daly, behind the scenes of the pod, wanking to your granny & another person thinking they've found chocolate on the floor. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Ema...

Sep 21, 202329 min

"Why are they going to a massive production company and not going to the police?"

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: An ankle update, Lu's on the hunt for a new Nanny, Anna's on a September reset and has been approached for pictures of her feet, we've got a cheesy knob, a tampon flying through the room and a lady in a sticky relationship. Plus, XL Bully dogs are on their way out and the Russel Brand allegations. !! Trigger Warning !...

Sep 18, 20231 hr 7 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Tooth in the Bed, Octopussy & A Rude Return

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Octopussy, two spectacularly petty pollys, a bathroom sprayed with human excrement, kids saying some embarrassing things, the controversial return of rate my fart, a tooth in the bed & when anal goes wrong. Remember, ...

Sep 14, 202328 min

'She's been impaled on a ladder!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: It's our birthday, it's the end of Celebs on Thursday, Anna's been to the NTAs, Lu's been in Mykonos and Dixie had an incident with a ginge. Plus, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher in a spot of bother, the mass murder that turned out to be a yoga class, a bean basher, a vaccinations clash amongst friends and being impaled...

Sep 11, 202359 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Foursome Catch Up, a Kilo of Pine Nuts & A Non-Chocolate Delight

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: The foursome update we all wanted, more pantomime ideas, filling your man's explore page with gay porn, a pine nut gift, period blood confusion and we find out...is it LOUisa or LUisa?! Remember, if you want to get in tou...

Sep 07, 202323 min

'Whatever happened to settling these things privately?'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: A little debrief from the big yacht team reunion at Champneys, Lu's David Lloyd shoot, Imo's been auctioning off Lu's handbags without her knowledge, Anna's Celebs series is doing well and more Pod Awards begging. Plus, the Luis Rubiales vs Jenni Hermoso clash, the lad who was found to be shagging cows, chomping on a ...

Sep 04, 202357 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Wrapmaster, Pantomime Ideas & Fingering on the Back Seat

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Back to School bollocks, petty revenge on a ex's pubes, a bed shagging dog, favourite meals, many ideas for Luanna : The Pantomime, a wrap master for newlyweds, fingering on the backseat and a sneaky mama catching some ex...

Aug 31, 202317 min

'Is that Justice?!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: The girls are all back together with tales of woe, joy and tantrums from their various holidays, Lu's praising the NHS and has bagged a job with a company known on this podcast for a few hilarious videos of Anna, and we've messages concerning sex work, sex swings and pity wanks. Plus, we had to touch on the Lucy Letby...

Aug 28, 20231 hr 9 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Birthing a Feather, Chilli Crotch & When the Mummy Club Goes Wrong

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Some vaginal magic with a feather, cleaning the garage, chilli crotch, when threatening of the Mummy Club goes wrong, a crush on your boyfriend's brother & flying off the treadmill. Remember, if you want to get in tou...

Aug 24, 202323 min

'That really is fatal attraction!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu =. Boy mum? Katherine Ryan came over to film, tales of nanny Natalie, mum guilt, Anna's farting in taxis again, a listener update, a lesson on love languages and the perils of bluetooth speakers. Plus, manatees shagging to death, trouble in dubai, more weirdos, more rants and more of everything you love. Remember, ...

Aug 21, 202352 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Funeral Points, Curtain Tassles & A Double Wallop

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Points for a funeral, telling on sh*t lads to their mums, 'squeezing someone in', truly sh*t gifts, blaming hot farts on toddlers & birthday chapters. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannat...

Aug 17, 202321 min

'I don't want to think about his penis!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Imo's away, we're chatting eating humans, Champneys is falling down, RIP.ie is very normal (apparently), whales tongues, teachers coming onto you, sibling jealousy & sausage fingers. Plus, Catherine Tyldesley in cake gate drama, thinking about people in sexual ways in casual scenarios, and smelling dogs. Remember,...

Aug 14, 202353 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Rush Hour Pod Friends, Advice for a 30th & Foursomes

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: A pod recommendation from a lufannian on the train, road rage, advice for our younger selves, accepting a job then finding out you're pregnant, foursomes and deep throat spewing. Remember, if you want to get in touch you ...

Aug 10, 202323 min

'Jaffing into a Cappucino?'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's prepping for her Barbie party, Anna's had a mare with Elle in Hampton Court Palace, Lu's got house guests, we're chatting mum-munes, smegma, difficulties with a new partner's kids and coat hangers up bums. Plus, is it the right thing to help someone die when they're asking you to? The doctor who spaffed into a co...

Aug 07, 202349 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Tampon Baby Heads, Headphone W*nkers, & Secret Sex Buddies

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Another opinion on herpes, baby heads smelling like used tampons, more water slide tales, not wearing headphones on public transport, a woman questioning the end of her relationship, beeping in traffic, & secret sex b...

Aug 03, 202319 min

'20 years?! His life has been obliterated!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Life Coach Barbie, Podcast Barbie and Netball Barbie are back chatting an obsession with Margot Robbie, Imo's off to South Africa, Anna has an info update re herpes, Luisa gives us the lowdown on Hawaii and we FINALLY get the results from the Lyme test. Plus, the man released from prison after 20 years... when he didn...

Jul 31, 20231 hr

TOTALLY EXTRA: Toe-ing your Bestie, Butt Plug in the Park & an IOU

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: An exceptionally shit gift, being mistaken for your husband's mother, a drive thru rant, toe-ing your bestie, a condom pencil case & meeting strangers on the internet. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Em...

Jul 27, 202315 min

'I am going to meet the Pope!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: the perils of having a teenager out in the world, Anna's car gets a bump, we test on the NATO phonetic alphabet, chat tug-o-war, handling a penis like a great pastry chef and a raunchy night goes limp. Plus, graffiti in Rome, Lu's scored some MAJOR daughter-in-law points and is off to see the Pope, telling your daught...

Jul 24, 202342 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Beetroot Poop, Gag Warnings & a Final Bang

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Going to the Doctor's for a beetroot poo, sleep talk is back, petty neighbours, hairdresser rage, an embarrassing motorbike incident, pissing on toilet seats, lots of gag warnings, and a final bang. Remember, if you want ...

Jul 20, 202323 min

'It's made this huge splash without any actual concrete fact'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Your 3 favourite yet different Nandos flavours are bringing you a new episode of your favourite podcast, we're chatting wafer thin ham, Imo's surprise trip to Croatia, escape rooms, an update on the Lyme disease, Anna's toe is broken and has made the news! Also Henry VIII's bum wipers, a cock in a sock, resentment ove...

Jul 17, 20231 hr 23 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Gillets, A Walk with a Blind Man & a Pissy Salad

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: A 1p shit gift, ANOTHER Centreparcs injury involving a fractured rib, holiday troubles, when walking with a blind man goes wrong, ugly babies, skinny caramel macchiato girl, shagging your mate's twin and pissing in a sala...

Jul 13, 202323 min

'It's very very sketchy and we don't know who it is'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Anna's using the 'Mummy club' with the kids, Lu's been frolicking in the South of France....again, Anna makes a tit out of herself in a cab, perioding at work, a tricky end of a relationship and titties flapping around in the school swimming pool. Plus, there's a presenter at the BBC in hot water over indecent picture...

Jul 10, 202348 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Pregnancy, Sleeping with Your Lecturer & Sneaky Ring Searching

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: More things in orifaces, a truly shit gift, a semi dark confession, the girls' favourite and least favourite things about pregnancy, pregnancy hair loss, bunny boiler, and sleeping with your lecturer Remember, if you want...

Jul 06, 202322 min
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