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LuAnna: The Podcast

Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com
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Episodes

'I've been done for speeding!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Lots of pussy(Cat) chat, Lu's speeding fine, Anna's David Lloyd gig, we made the news, ponchos, debt troubles and kissing randoms on the street. Plus, Stephen Bear, wanking at work, toenails, the naked poo watcher and more. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop u...

Jan 29, 202452 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: All Saints, a Sofa Stroker & Am I a Bitch?

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: A debate over a nursing mum, Lu snubbed by TV execs, Posties not doing their jobs, a terrible gift, a sex pest and stealing your sister's hairbrush to pleasure yourself. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Emai...

Jan 25, 202419 min

'I got farted on by my Thai masseuse'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Lots of horsey bits, Anna went for a massage, awful housing issues, an old stripper, funeral plans, TimTams and lots and lots more. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal...

Jan 22, 202445 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Brunches, Egg and Bacon Plasters & Caught on Camera

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: A Brunch rant, some terribly shit gifts, bum crack hair for your brother, part 2 vids, smearing dog excrement on a windscreen and getting caught. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast...

Jan 18, 202414 min

'I nearly had to finger a cat's bumhole!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Anna's rat face, Lu's rat problem, and cat problem, and kestrel problem. Anna starts choir, Lu's riding and Imo's been dancing. Plus, a broken back, a kiss on the lips, Kyle Walker in the news and a weird facemask. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a Whats...

Jan 15, 202454 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Dirty Mugs, Duck Fat & a Mini Beard

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: An interesting lube, a reverse petty polly gets petty pollied, a mini beard, a dirty mug, an older man and a rant about trains. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop...

Jan 11, 202421 min

'This reminds me of American Pie!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: LOTS of catch up admin (can you tell the girls haven't recorded in weeks?), Christmas chat, holiday chat, health chat, catering trolley chat... ALL the chat. Plus, a murderous friend, Anna's abbreviations, boob cheese, Saltburn and trying to keep a seagull as a pet. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email...

Jan 08, 20241 hr 5 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Look Back and a Look Forward

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: It's time for us to look back at 2023 and forward to 2024! Did our predictions and aspirations for last year come true? And what are they for this year? Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathe...

Jan 04, 202418 min

'It's been a banger!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: HAPPY NEW YEAR! What a 2023 it's been; Eurovision, sleep apps, impalement sploshing,and who could forget...Pringles. Sit back and enjoy our best bits from the year that was. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please review Global'...

Jan 01, 202456 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: The Gooch, Getting the Ick from your own Kid & Catholic Sex Ed

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: We're in the gooch of Christmas bringing you totally extra, we're chatting getting the ick from your kid, sex ed in a Catholic school, shit gifts & spanking from a spatula. Remember, if you want to get in touch you ca...

Dec 28, 202317 min

'IT'S CHRIIIIISTMAAAAAS'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: IT'S CHRISTMAS! A Massive Merry Christmas to all of our wonderful Lufannians. We hope you're having a fabulous day. Here's a mini Christmassy ep to keep you going whilst you're roasting your potatoes and basting the turkey. Enjoy! Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR...

Dec 25, 202331 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Burning Vag, Mismatched Socks & a Sex Suitcase

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Rating names, a new ick, Anna's nudity fickleness, blaming a petty polly on your kid, dildos on the road and a painful smear test. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR d...

Dec 21, 202318 min

'Condoms are annoying!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's massive family christmas do, Anna's choir concert, Cooking with Luanna, a smeggy surprise and the low down from the Crystal Maze. PLUS man contraceptives, weirdos, singing, happy moments and so much more. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp o...

Dec 18, 20231 hr 11 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: THAT Elf, Airport Rants & Nudist Hols

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Masked Singer characters, bin men, airport rants, THE Elf, spitroasted by HR & Anna wants to go nudey. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 077...

Dec 14, 202326 min

'I thought you were supposed to be doing the solo!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Find out if Anna got THE Once in Royal solo, Lu's sick, tickets for the Palladium are flying, we've pod-crashers, an amazing Did You Know and the most brilliant visit to Grandad. PLUS blowing up ULEZ cams, the BBC News presenter flipping the bird, two interesting weirdos and a delayed rant. Remember, if you want to ge...

Dec 11, 20231 hr 13 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Updates, Gas Leak or Fart & Politicians' Willies

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Mistaking a fart for a gas leak, we want your updates, Mrs Cocks AND Mrs Cox write in, a crying remedy involving shrivvled willies, a suspicious wife, and marrying your ex's dad! Remember, if you want to get in touch you ...

Dec 07, 202321 min

'You HAVE to watch it!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's BUMPER LuAnna: The Podcast: Updates on the new horse and we hear how toothgate went with little Indi, Anna went on a festive weekend ruined by the kids, and we're putting her up for the solo in the church choir. PLUS nativities, flaps on screen, our new obsession Squid Games: The Challenge, reasons not to have a kid and all the usual bits...

Dec 05, 20231 hr 22 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Psycho Sally, & Tech Dinos & Boundaries

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Finding friends, psycho sally gets revenge, school mums blocking the gates, tipping, boundaries with our partners and a gaggy confession. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.c...

Nov 30, 202319 min

'I'm not being funny I'm tired and I'm 36!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: We're prereccing cause today is TEETH day for Lu and Indi, the anxiety is real. Plus Anna has big old festive news! We're chatting Prince Wills affair rumous, older parents, weirdos, and WARANTEES. It's our Festive Night In this Friday! Make sure you have your ticket and send your content in to all the usual places. R...

Nov 27, 202351 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Waxing Queefs, Clothes Graffiti & Garlic Cleanses

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Kids saying more cheeky things, embarrassing waxes, teens shaving, petty graffiti, rubbish dad "cooking", finding a clove of garlic in a nunn & handing yourself in to the police. Remember, if you want to get in touch ...

Nov 23, 202323 min

'You can eat Farage!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Anna nearly has an accident on the way to Champneys mark ii, Lu's bought another horse without telling Andrew, Anna's new fancy washing machine, Lu's trip to Spain and Anna's to actual Champneys. Plus, Big Festive Night In info, the tragic ice skating incident that's been in the news recently and I'm a Celeb has begun...

Nov 20, 202343 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Pigeon Juice, A Garlic Press & Bottys

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Worldwide dick sizes, pigeon arse juice, a big clit, fireworks on socials, a shit gift, more bits shoved up bottys, and anal confessions. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.c...

Nov 16, 202329 min

'WE'RE BALLOON W*NKERS'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's BUMPER LuAnna: The Podcast: Anna's massive hangover, A dentist update and Anna has BIG BIG news as Enzo's nativity roll has been finalised. Plus, Luanna celebrates a HUGE milestone, we willy wave a lot, take a trip down memory lane and laugh a LOT. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR dr...

Nov 13, 20231 hr 19 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Spelling Cake, Stone Henge & Spooning Dad

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Miss Cake, cutting sandwiches, showing your family your 'just given birth' vag, kids showing you up, liquids, spooning dad and so much more. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmai...

Nov 09, 202322 min

'Mine are going to be right out on their ear!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Anna's dreamy weekend alone, our latest tv obsession, penguins, a guest appearance from Hilda & a rainbow kiss. Plus, Italians being kicked out by their mums, the man who came back from the dead, cheesy tea & a speedy rant. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com O...

Nov 06, 202340 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Ketchup Sachets, Trolleys & All That Jazz

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Death by sex machine, trolleys, ketchup sachets, fizzy beer explosions, willies in bathtubs, AND ALL THAT JAZZ. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp o...

Nov 02, 202325 min

'I'm not going to watch some Glory Hole porn!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: The dentist, Imo's traumatic toilet situation, Lu's been to Centreparcs, Anna's been to the lakes, smegma, camembert & a redundant Ralph. Plus, the news of Matthew Perry's death, that viral voicenote gets debunked, some gross weirdos and Anna hijacks Lu's rant. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email ...

Oct 30, 20231 hr 6 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Panettone, an Ashy Ring & Tapered Items

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Falling on a jam jar, hair in the bathtub, a decorative house, lunch for your birthday, a threesome with a dead grandad and panettone for christmas. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodc...

Oct 26, 202334 min

'This has got worms written all over it!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's off to Africa, Anna's been to Farmhouse, a major LuAnna celeb in the farm shop, spider goo, helping family in hard times & a sexual misunderstanding. Plus, Captain Tom's daughter in hot water, the teacher fired for farting, more weirdos and more rants! Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us a...

Oct 23, 202338 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Water Park Disaster, Batman & a Stinky 69

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: When mother nature ruins your trip to the water park, weaponising pet allergies, sleeping with your boss, when children make you want to die and so much more. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at lua...

Oct 19, 202325 min
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