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LuAnna: The Podcast

Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com
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Episodes

'I’m not just a bitch you know, I’ve got autism!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's ailment of the week, the BAFTAs, embracing Granny life, HUGE news from Lu, and Troxy chat. Plus: Baby Reindeer, a cured baby, a gag warning, a toothy rant & more. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please review Global's ...

May 13, 20241 hr 12 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Zoos, Umbrella Bags & The Worst Confession We've Ever Had

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Mum's having an orgasm, umbrella bags, photos from the zoo, an elephant trump, and possibly the worst confession ever. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR...

May 09, 202425 min

'It is NOT a podcast show'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: The cat's out the bag! Luanna: The Big Blow Off is coming, and it is NOT a podcast show. Plus: Autoglass, Imo's hen, Lu's going for an ADHD assessment (finally), a porky finger, Harry Styles' stalker, things left in Ubers and a toilet water facial. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepo...

May 06, 20241 hr 1 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Toilet Sniffer, Mini mics & Beans

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: The worst job in the world, a very petty housemate, those little mics everyone's got on social media, a beany vom and sleepwalking in the nuddy. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at lua...

May 02, 202418 min

“I’ve never held a turd”

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: An announcement is COMING. Plus: profilo, ducks, a new BFF, Take That, a fingering, a drug comedown, horses, a dead man in a bank and SO much more. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://...

Apr 29, 20241 hr 5 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Cat's Tail, Honking Jobbie & an Epilator Accident

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Granparents massage time with a magic wand, kids being quiet in the car, an unexpected cat tail, a dead honking jobbie, and an unfortunate incident with an epilator. Remember, if you want to get in touch you...

Apr 25, 202418 min

'Who the hell made that law?!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Imo's been on her hen, Hoff woff continues, Easter party happenings, Lu's found a hostess trolley, a communion party, and a very very deep dive in yoni massage. Plus, Gordon Ramsay's pub has a squatter issue, Spain is charging people and a deep and meaningful message drops into the Luanna Love line. Remember, if you w...

Apr 22, 20241 hr 11 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Baghdad, Estonian & A Shoehorn

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: When people use months for kids' ages, being in Baghdad, a petty polly involving a shoe horn, an Alexa estonian gem & getting in the wrong car. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at ...

Apr 18, 202425 min

"This is girl power at its finest"

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: a back update (again), Lu's hosted a lovely Easter weekend, we contemplate death, chat Taylor Swift, and we're off to see Sam and Pete. Plus, one trainer problems and the internet is a powerful thing. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 2...

Apr 15, 20241 hr 3 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: The Hospital Hoffwoffer, Abreves & A Dead Horse

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: A hospital hoffwoff, giving a kid a box for Easter, carting around a dead horse, using abbreviations at work and a stinky lav. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmai...

Apr 11, 202425 min

'I’m so grateful that I bred'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: A back update, the family crash the studio, Anna's thank you to the NHS, puffin fish poo, a message for the lady considering donating her eggs and a funny misunderstanding. Plus, sanctions for homeless people, 30 year old smegma and not everyone loves Luanna love. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email u...

Apr 08, 20241 hr 10 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Welsh Rudeness, Stingrays & Resurrecting Rabbits

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Alexa delivering some welsh rudeness, more tshirt naivety, stringrays showing you up, reassurance for a second time mum, and resurrecting a rabbit. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at ...

Apr 04, 202421 min

"God, Science is INCREDIBLE"

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Anna's latest abbreviation, Lu still in bed, an update on dressgate, Enzo filming Anna in the swimming changing rooms, bunsen burners & a shared folder nightmare. Plus, scientists making waves in the fertility field, men sticking things up their bottoms, pickled oniony peanut butter & Luanna helping people giv...

Apr 01, 202450 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Mosquito Nets, Dead Budgies & A Cougar

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Being naked in front of your kids, a gag explanation, RSVPing to kids parties, a break up needing to happen & shagging your neighbour's son. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at lua...

Mar 28, 202422 min

"It's hard, you can't really have it all!"

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: We're throwing it back to the lockdown era and all recording from home this week (or bed for Lu) as she's only gone and broken her back! We find out why the hell she's not in the Maldives, chat about the Kate update, Imo's being ghosted by her wedding dress people and we have a gag tribe? Plus, Lily Allen says you can...

Mar 25, 20241 hr 5 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Tingle Lube, A Threading Nightmare & LuAnna The Retreat?

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Luisa is essentially retiring, the MIL claiming your mug as hers, using tingle lube on your child, LuAnna the retreat, a threading nightmare and a ball cradling fart. Remember, if you want to get in touch yo...

Mar 21, 202426 min

'I'm not having zucchini tonight for tea!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: A distaste for Luton Airport, Anna's a twat, a courgette in an unfortunate place, your Dad seeing your sister's beaver and a question and a rant for any cabin crew. Plus, an uplifting story about a young boy cured from cancer, the woman selling a jar of farts and a lady who eats chalk. Remember, if you want to get in ...

Mar 18, 202445 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Meet the Twins, Water Bottle Coffee & The Wrong Cat

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Marge is back with an addendum to her one night stand story, not a fab MIL, your kid asking to 'do some fingering', plasticky coffee for a petty polly's hubby and putting down the wrong cat? Remember, if you...

Mar 14, 202428 min

'But really what happened to you?'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: It's the Monday after the Thursday Palladium date before, we're chatting a large addition to the show, Mother's Day, shingles, a bum shot screen share, friends with kids and an apple turnover commode situation leaves Lu gagging. Plus, Princess Kate's photoshop debacle, Christian Horner in hot water, and some VERY odd ...

Mar 11, 20241 hr 5 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Porcelain Parps & The Hairy Fanny & The MIL

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: A one night stand, a mishap with the mother in law, and a sensationally smelly rendition of Porcelain. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a Whats...

Mar 07, 202426 min

'HOT MUFF'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: An update on Anna's car incident, a £1000 communion dress, a headless chicken, taking Gran to a funeral and sexts to the wrong person. Plus, a fertility clinic nightmare, an unreasonable boss, & hot muff. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on...

Mar 04, 202443 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Tangle, Cancelling Kitchens & Fear of the Giant Norks

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Dating wrapped, a Prince Albert tangle, an email Petty Polly and fear of gigantic tits. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 26...

Feb 29, 202422 min

'It's gone too far!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Shingles, a Sunday Solo day, Oliver Bonas, equestrian centres, sister woes and an incident with a red setter. Plus, do we need stronger rules around social media for teens? Nearly cremating a non-dead woman and rotating undies. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR dr...

Feb 26, 202445 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Ear Lobe Juice, A Canadian Lover & The Big Ship

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Imo's wedding approaches and Lu's thinking about her "speech", runners on the wrong side of the road, using a sanny pad as a tissue, poppadums for saving someone's life, a canadian lover, ear puss and what i...

Feb 22, 202418 min

'Why be up in arms about it?!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: A cab driver fart, Lu's HGV rant, a peri update, bath bombs in the botty, proposals and Out of Office awkwardness. Plus, our news stories are all up in the air, teethbrushing oddities, and a dead pup in the freezer. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a What...

Feb 19, 202449 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Wee Flannels, Weetabix & The Fat Controller

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Wee flannels, confusion over vag vs anus, hair transplant revenge, the Fat Controller gives out business cards, playground trading and Weetabix. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at lua...

Feb 15, 202421 min

'Is The Superbowl Basketball?!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's ranty, watch out - Inspector Anna's about, roosters have no penises, more Buffy fans and some hilarious dating encounters. Plus, King Charles has cancer, the Superbowl's been on, the girls have itchy bumholes and more of the usual gubbins. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcas...

Feb 12, 202457 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Mambo No Fart, Mooning the Bishop & A Car W*nk Nightmare

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: A farty song, two sensationally crap gifts, mooning the bishop, kids exposing their parents, sleeping with your friend's son and a car wank goes wrong. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us...

Feb 08, 202422 min

'It looks like she's giving birth to a baby's head!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: It's a bumper ep, Lu's been to Morocco, Anna's been taping her tits in Glasgow, we've gifts for each other, Anna met Lu's crush James O'Brien, Imo's officially notable, and we're terrified for both Lu's career and marriage as she appears on Katherine Ryan's new show. Plus, Lost cats, a giant flap, Rishi's banning disp...

Feb 05, 20241 hr 13 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Paperclips, Car Locks & Cat Sh*ts

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: An update from over a year ago, a lot more pussy, a dryrobe confusion, perhaps the shittest gift ever, 3 cats taking poos, gluing car locks, your husband getting hard over your mum and more. Remember, if you...

Feb 01, 202435 min
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